ask rufus the butler anything

>plz be my butler bf

damn that's a pretty big dick
Will I die in the next year?

>>36913702
:(

origgnalo niggalo

>>36913689
Will I get a gf before I die?

Does K like me my big dick friend?

does emma like me too?

>>36913805
FUCKING FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK

Should I take the bait, sir rufus?

>>36913689
Could you please put on some trousers?

butler are you lying to us

Is OP a huge faggot ?

did this post get trips?

Will I ever meet a girl who's good enough to replace [her] in my heart?

Fuck you, you're fired you piece of shit.

FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED YOU PIECE OF SHIT

NOW FUCK OFF

>>36913689
Rufus,
Will I get the job?

>>36913689
rufus show me your boipuss

>>36913689
Rufus does she like me?

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>>36913689
Will i eber have a gf

Should I give up?

Orgisimo

If I die, will I be allowed to rest forever in comfort?

will my dicklet ever get any bigger?

>>36914396
>having to shamefully reply to this shit twice for rolling six

should i touch her butt??

>>36914417
>just to get one of the bullshit ambiguous answers

Does the nightmare end?

>>36914557
please you have to tell me

hey should i go to bed now?

>>36913689
Will I get my superpowers soon, Rufus?

>>36913689
Rufus I love you.

Do you love me?

>>36913689
Can you please put some fucking clothes on, you wizard?

Will my dreams ever come true?

are they going to throw the book at me?

rufus do my fucking homework i do not have time

Will i become NEET?

>>36913689
Should I kill myself, rufus?

>>36913689
Rufus will it fucking happen

>>36913723
Dont originally give up anon

>>36915406
SHOULD I KILL MYSELF, RUFUS?

Oregano

Should I continue to pursue her

>>36913689
should I go buy some beer?

should I get my day started

>>36915854
Will I impress her

should i ask him to be my bf

should i block this anon on discord that never messages first

>>36913689
Am I an gay?

>>36916206
I said "Am I an gay?"

will i originally die alone?

>>36916286
will i die alone even more orginally?

ffs it is original leave me alone

>>36913689
will [she] take what i'm gonna say in the way I want her to?

If i book, will i pass all 3 first time?

Does she like me too?

originallll

>>36913689
Hey Rufus, could you please put some goddammed clothes on?

>>36913689
Where my Mcnuggets at

>>36913689
why is this /b/ tier thread on r9k?

>>36917488
>>36913689
will you delete this shit thread?

Will i ever get into medical school pls

did I do well on the exam oregano?

>>36913689
am i going to college?

am I going to be rich

>>36913689
Will it be ok lad?

Based Butler

Butler, confirmed to be if it's ok

>>36913689
Is she lying?

>>36917926
Butler, please confirm as you asked for repeat?

>>36917932
>>36917932
Fucking doesn't make sense, fuck you BUTLER

>>36913689
Does she gag on his penis every night?

>>36913689
Will i lose v-card this year?
org

>>36913689
WILL SHE BE MY GF TEEEELLL MEEEEE

>>36918382
So there is a chance?
Yes?

>>36918402
There is a chance that there is a chance?

Will I ever get a sexy girlfriend?

If animals could cry, would we all drown?

If you're a faggot say; "Yes, sir"

>>36913689
does she still think of me?
originalo

>>36913689
will i have this job for a while?

i don't wanna quit ;~;

>>36913689

Can I get a WHR of 0.60 plus or minus 0.05?

>>36913689
will i win that shizz

Will we fuck tmrw?

>>36913689
>>36918855

I guess that means no to my question but I can ask another. Can I get a sub 0.70 WHR and breasts that are no smaller than a G cup without implants or getting lots of fat around my belly?

Will we be friends again? Origgignal

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>>36913689
tell me Rufus, have I achieved strength enough through meme magic to alter reality?

>>36913689
>>36918855
>>36918922

Another no but another question. Will I ever be like what I currently consider an attractive woman to be?

Will L. be my gf?

lol not original

>>36913689
Rolloan

Does /she/ still think about me, Mr. Butler?

>>36913689
I say Rufus would you think that me and that curtios well mannered lady shall ever shag again?

>>36913689
Will i ever get a grillfrend rufus?

>>36920336
MUST I RAISE MY VOICE YOU OLD GEASER!
>I say Rufus would you think that me and that curtios well mannered lady shall ever shag again?

>>36913689
Does she still like me oreganally

>>36913689
Was my ENTP friendo correct and will it happen if I just keep putting myself in social situations?
Also did L. cry after I dumped her?

>>36913689
Will I ever have a qt furry gf?

Should I even bother studying for tomorrow Rufus?

>>36920489
Way to be vague, asshole

>>36913689
is everything going to be okay mr ruuf?

Will I do good on my exam tomorrow rufus?

would [she] say yes, rufus?

Will she ever love me back?
original or i

will I fug in the next 4 years

will i get a gf this year?
oriiggg

will i get a gf?

tfw

>>36920550
It doesn't feel like it

Will we be boyfriend and girlfriend?

Will I die from a heart attack this year?

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>>36921620
>Hope it's not gonna be too painful
>I loved you bots

>>36913689
will I finally achieve the weight loss I want this year?

>>36913689
Hey Rufus, should I chase this feeling I think I have?

>>36921833
another question, fuck. should I bother trying to lose weight?

>>36913689
Can you make my waifu real?

>>36921859
give me a fucking answer! should I fucking bother losing weight!?

>>36913689
Rufus will I get a girlfriend one who is perfect for me throughout my life this year and for the rest?

>>36913689
Will I lose my virginity originally?

>>36913689
Will I escape my commie country?

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>>36922804
I'm leaving! origigigi!

Is she actually dtf? or am I in my own head

Does she likes me ?
Originally

does anyone love me

do I winner

Is Billy an homosexual?

>>36913689
Am I a cool dude

Will it end up well with her in the next days?

>>36913689
Am I ever going to be lovingly hugged?

>>36913689
Will she want to talk to me?

>>36913689
Is nofap a good idea?

>>36924363
tough one, know that feel anon

it's hopeless, right rufus?

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>>36913689
Will i ever get a trap bf?

>>36913689
come home, rufus

>>36913689
Do I have a chance with the italian?

Will I get laid in the next 3 weeks?

Will I get laid in the next 3 weeks? There, I repeated it

>>36913689
should i kill myself in the most painful way possible

Okay Rufus- Does she really love me, or am I wasting my time again? She's awesome, and I care about her.

>>36913689
Should I do it?

unnoriginal friendless

>>36913689
Does she love me?

original as fuck

can i do it rufus? am i smart enough ?

>>36913689
will uni change my life ?

will i be famous on jewtube one day?

also how do you feel about being both hairy and bald at the same time

Will I get a gf soon..?
This is very original.

Will I get a gf within a month

>>36913689
Will I get a well-payed job in the future?

>>36913689
Will i ever find true happiness in life?

Originallellwleelelelelelel

Will I find a gf soon?

>>36913689

Should I bite the bullet Rufus?

Yr mine bitch

>>36913689
Will I be rich and famous?

>>36913689
Will I get her?
ornignignal

>>36913689
I asked, will I get her, Mr Butler?

rufus do u like cum?? mmmm?

will i fuck on this trip to europe

Should I buy a latex suit with boobs, masks, wigs, heels, etc. in the future?

am i gonna die on june 1

Are my eyes kind of feminine?

>>36928399

rufus, please, am i going to die on june 1st

>>36913689
Am I a sick cunt guy, Rufus?

>>36928379
rufus, please give me a real answer

>>36928428
ffs my nigger tell me

Rufus, should I transition in the future?

>>36913689
Will I find the perfect yandere cowtit amazon wife?

>>36928455
Ohhh dubs.
should I go with the other plan then?

>>36913689
Will she get better?

>>36928466
Nice. I get another question. Also rerolling.

Should I become S, rufus?

>>36928496
C'mon Rufus.

Hey, nigga rufus.
Do i jack off tonight?

Will I get the girl of my dreams?

>>36913689
Will she be my qt?

>>36928522
Dammit. Will I find a gfd yandere gf?

>>36928510
Are you sure, rufus?

>>36928541
Thanks rufus. I still get one more question. Is that website a lie?

>>36913689
Will it be soon, Papi?

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>>36928533
FUCK, will I get anything even close to to getting what I think of as my ideal woman?

>>36928597
Please tell me, Papi

Will i ever have a qt gf, rufus?

>>36928655
qt gf (bf) then, rufus?

>>36928614
Is it a STRONG possibility?

>>36928677
come on, tell me, rudus

>>36928691
YES, thank you Papi!

>>36913689
Vro is K the one?

>>36928702
ok ok, qt/"chad" bf then?

>>36928757
tell me tell me now, rufus

>>36928782
Ok ok ok OK.
ill use my other question rufus as the past ones were all variables from the same.
Does the machine plan have any chance of actually existing?

will me and the girl i like have sex

>>36928806
ok, ill do it.
Does the machine plan have any chance of actually existing?

will me and cva have sex soon?

will we get together?
hjk

does she like me
9877

Am I stupid?
Origin question

>>36913689
Will i marry my boyfriend?

>>36913689
Will my death be peaceful?

>>36928999
nice, you gotta nude buttler

How does this work? Why are we asking questions when we won't get a response?

>>36929280
you no. is the response newfag

Is the medical field what fits me best?

>>36929385
What about astronomy?

>>36913689
will i ever get a gf, rufus?

>>36913689
Am I a closet gay, Rufus?

should i move back there?

>>36929811
Will I succeed with my music and/or flying?

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>>36929811
>>36930441
Thanks for the thread OP, now I know I'm a fag who's going to become a music-making pilot. My future is finally laid out for me.

>>36913689
FILL *CLAP* MY *CLAP* ASS *CLAP* WITH *CLAP* CUMMIES *CLAP* DADDY *CLAP*

>>36913689
If I tell NS I <3 them will they <3 me back?

>>36932363
aaaaaaah dammit, ok thanx

>>36931481
bet u weren't expecting that, is he pumping u rite now?

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>>36913689
Rufus, is it true that 4chan itself is bound to be owned by the normalfag?

https://youtu.be/2nxQLJmshak

Will I get a B in Calculus for this semester?

rufus, does the pain ever stop?

>>36913689
will my friend become my bf?

>>36913689
How good are you at Calculus?
Would you mind taking my final today?

Will I get married to a qt with a thick cock?

Will I study together with collego next to me lololol

Will btc make me absurdly wealthy?

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Rufus, will it be for forever?

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>>36934500
dubs it's fucking confirmed boys!

>>36913689
Will I ever see a real live girl naked and then proceed to rail her?

>>36913689
will I die in my sleep

>>36913689
>>36934546
Will I ever fuck a woman?

>>36913689
Will I ever have a family?

>>36934557
asking again

originally, though

>>36913689
Are you s cuckarooniepopoonie?

>>36913689
Will she (you know who I'm talking about) ever be my gf?

>>36935116
Okay, I repeat. Will SHE ever be my gf?

>>36935136
Are you kidding me, you cocksucking butler? Will she ever be my girlfriend?

>>36935153
Fuck off, you don't know jackshit.

>>36934675
hi again rufus, different guy who also wants to die in his sleep

asking for the first time

Will i ever become rich, rufus?

Will i die within the next couple of years?
Originema

>>36913689
dont die rufus

>>36913689
is he worth it, Rufus?

Am I getting laid tomorrow gross old man?

>>36913689
Will I ever find love, Rufus?

>>36926300

So, does she love me, Rufus?

This comment is oregano

>>36913689
Are traps gay?

Is lorenzo pretty?

>>36913689
Will the tall qt talk to me before I go home this semester?

do i get gf and laid this year plox

DO I GET SEX THIS YEAR

Is Saturday and Tuesday going to go well?

am i gonna start my assignment tonight and get the money from my mom

>>36937755
are you sure about that sir?

is she going to be worth the wait??

>>36913689
will Dima respond back to me?

then i'll ask again will i start it tonight and make heaps of progress and also get the money?

Can my life be un-fucked up at this point, Jeeves?

>>36913689
will I ever find someone that loves me butler-sama.

>>36913689
Will I finally get laid this year?

>>36938196
I said can my life be un-fucked up at this point?

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>>36938200
Ohsit round two. Is the girl going to ruin my life?

Will everyone here check my dubs?

>>36938226
I said will everyone here check my dubs?

Should I go to community college?

Will the mothers of the posters below me die in their sleep if they doesn't reply to this post?

>>36938277
I said will the mothers of the posters below me die in their sleep if they don't reply to this post?

>>36938286
Dammit, Duckworth. Will the mothers of the posters below me die in their sleep if they don't reply to this post?

Is today gonna be a good day for me?

Is she going to get pregnant?

>>36913689
Is living pointless?

>>36938326
Okey last time, Is living pointless?

Am I going to get friends anytime soon?

>>36939099
Alright, can I at least get dubs again?

am I going to pass the test tomorrow

>>36939125
fuck
please give me another chance

Will I die a virgin, Rufus dearest?

hope you do well

>>36913689
Will the anal bleaching go alright?

>>36913689
I need you to sodomise my neighbour. Can you do it, Rufus?

>>36937819
well this is your last fucking chance,will i or not?

Is it too late for me to turn my life around by getting A+ and Network+ certifications?

>>36913689
Will I ever accomplish my dreams, or at least get out of this slump.
Also, can i get a coffee, straight black?

>>36913689
will jizzy be my frienf

>>36913689
Will I pass my end of year project?

>>36913689

Is my life going to work out?

>>36913689
should I go through with it?

>>36913689
Will I lose my virginity before July?

>>36913689
Rufus my man, will I be offered a place from the interview today?

>>36918900
Rufus was right. We fucked

>>36913689
Is there even a chance left for me anymore, Am I doomed to be forever alone?

Is going to college going to make a difference in my life?

Is college worth it?

>>36913689
will i ever get a qt loyal gf?
oreganioli

>>36913689
Does she actually like me or am I misunderstanding?

>>36941942
Once more. Does she like me?

Do the cards lie?

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>>36913689
Is my dong a magnum dong?

>>36913689
should i kill myself
bloxaroo

>>36913689
Omnipotence today?

>>36942928
I own you, you little shit now answer me RRREEEEEEE

>>36913689
Does she like me back? Also this isn't original

>>36913689
>>36942971
Should i tell her about ny feelings for her?

should i go back downstairs?

rufus you need to fucking listen. should i ho downstairs?

>>36913689
Will I get to fuck a 10/10 hoe in my life?

1 for rope 0 for helium

Give it to me straight, Rufus. Will I ever get a gf?

>>36913689
will Elon Musk's company Neuralink succeed in unifying human consciousness into a space-based cyber environment?

>>36913689
is sasquatch real?

>>36913689
is there secretly an underground civilization composed of the descendents of velociraptors secretly controlling the world?

>>36943208
>>36943247
>>36943287
rufus is useless lads

>>36913689
Rufus should I do my hw at the library?

>>36943362
Should I stay here, Rufus?

>>36913689
Will I get my waifu, Rufus?

>>36943387
What about the main room?

Is that a good place?

>>36913689
Rufus, will I ever meet a really nice girl and marry her?