>Be me, 18 >Finally start dating despite being a total

>>36913430

You'll look like a turbo normie

Just go there
Place a box of condoms on the desk and give the cashier a little smile so they know you're about to pound some pussy.

>>36913570

yeah, dont do that

just buy them like youd buy anything else.

Force a stone face. No emotion, no fear, no nothing.

Then you walk in and buy it.

Also applicable for anything else you can't do because youre a spergy fuck

>>36913430
stop fapping

origori

>>36913570
Absolutely fucking not. I can't even look people in the eyes.

>>36913430
Go to a grocery store or drug store with a self checkout

>>36913714

They beep and the cashier has to come over and enter a code by the way.

>>36913430
>be me
Easiest way to spot a Redditor

>>36913430
Tell the cashier that the condoms are for your boyfriend

>>36913430
>roadman
>sweating all over and feeling incredibly nervous

nobody cares about what you're buying

You're American but you know what a roadman is?

>>36913430
ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL

>>36913430
Try grocery store with self checkout

>>36913697

honestly they don't give a fuck, chances are they don't want to be there as much as you and just want to get through the shift. if anything they'll just think you're a responsible normie

It's fucking hard being a sperg I know but just don't think about how much you are a sperg, have you considered having an earphone in with music playing? I used to use that to distract myself when I was a turbo sperg, not both though cause that's kind of rude

you can do it anon I believe

>>36913430
walk into the store, grab a pack of condoms and put them on the table in front of the cashier
dont smile or wink or any other dumb shit, act like its nothing special

>>36913855
I was born in Manchester

>>36913430
>so embarrassed about buying condoms that you do something 10x more embarrassing than buying condoms
wow

>>36914146
Nobody ever said I was being logical