what does a penis feel Iike?

Hard to describe ;)

poor tabasco sauce all over your vagina. it doesn't feel like that but do it anyway

>>36905854
Why the fuck would you give them a reply? Now they've incentive to keep making these shit bait threads

>>36905842
My two inch pincher wouldn't help you. Sorry

>>36905842
I don't know, you have one, /intl/ shitpsotign faggot.

>>36905881
It was a joke chill out

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>>36905842
H-ha! Wh-hat do you mean you n-never touched--that? U-ugh, fine I'll show you mine j-just to help you out.

>>36905842
like a tube of sand

>>36905842
You don't really notice it unless its hard. When its hard you have this long rod sticking out of you and unless you can jack off you have to cease activity until it goes away

It feels pretty good when you stroke it but it would feel much better if my parents hadn't consented to my mutilation after birth

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>>36905842
You don't belong here if you're female :) Please refer to the red X in the top right corner of your browser please.

>>36905898
But if you didn't reply maybe all these other lads wouldn't have seen it.

Do boys really play willy wars?

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H-Ha s-she doesn't know what a p-penis feels like.

Let's all laugh girls, l-laugh because she's such a v-virgin

>>36905929
I meant touching one, not having one. That was still interesting and I'm sorry about your circumcision.

A near constant distraction.
You'll get used to it and manage to forget it for a while when you have something else on your mind, but the second anything calls for its attention even slightly, you'll get the same mental effect as the old "you are now breathing manually" meme for a while.

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>>36906024

It's spongy, veiny, stiff, comes in assorted sizes and that's about it.

I'd imagine women could get more pleasure from other women than men.

Spongy and soft until it's hard. Sometimes it's cut, sometimes it's not. Please don't cut your son.

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>>36905842
Idk do you wanna find out?

>>36906136
>Bright pink circ scars
Why do people do this to their kids?

I've only touched flaccid penises while wearing latex gloves. They're warm, smooth and squishy and some stiffen when light pressure and friction stimuli are applied. I've also touched a corpse's penis but it was hardened due to formaldehyde.

>>36905938
Shut up you dirty cuck.

>>36906355
are you a lesbian or just a loser?

>>36906399
Probably a med student desu

>>36905929
>>36906125
>>36906350
http://chirb.it/Nc0mca

>>36906415
I understand that

>>36906399
Not a lesbian and not exactly a loser either. I haven't engaged in sexual activity of any kind due to disinterest. The idea of intimacy makes me uncomfortable.

>>36906415
I'm a MD. I haven't touched other people's genitals since I was in med school, though.

>>36906530
Do you ever get turned on playing with them?

>>36906530
>I'm a MD.
can you give me a prostate exam?

>>36906592
No, I've never touched a good-looking one in real life. Also, most patients were 45+.

>>36906645
>I've never touched a good-looking one
What makes a penis good looking to you?

>>36906645
Oh. What do you think about mine? Has a guy just never made moves on you?
>>36906136

>>36906673
They were probably shriveled up and pruny and dry.

>>36906673
Big, uncut, black.

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>>36906720
So you'd turn this guy down?

>>36905917
Completely underrated.

>>36906673
Pink, smooth, small glans, straight, slight upwards curve, average size. I like feminine penises.

>>36906683
It looks fine but not exactly my type.

Not physical moves but some guys have asked me to be their gf. I've been approached by 7 classmates in the last 10 years but I declined everytime.

>>36906803
>Pink, smooth, small glans, straight, slight upwards curve, average size. I like feminine penises.
you have good taste

>>36906803
How is a feminine penis straight?

>>36905842
squishy spongy stretchy and then hard hot and pulsating desu

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>>36907827
>hard hot and pulsating
>hot and pulsating

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like a Vienna sausage filled with sand

>>36905842
inside you? it feels like a hard rod but every movement feels like heaven
sorry I can't be more descriptive when it's in I'm not in a state to think

>>36905842
Like you have a cover between your legs then when you get hard it feels like you are growing a sore finger

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>tfw no benis to play with

>>36908220
you can play with mine, assuming you're a girl, where do you live fembot?

>>36908256
I'm a fat shitskin south american shut in and too socially retarded to leave my room. Trust me, you don't want me. I will never have a bf.

T-thank you though

>>36908325
Fuck, if you werent in south america and somewhere closer instead, i'd let you play with my penis

>>36908325
Just eat less you fat lazy piece of shit

>>36908325
well that's a problem I guess, ldrs aren't exactly successful
idgaf about race tho desu

>>36908392
>Just eat less
Not fat because of diet
I have a double endocrine disease: hypothiroidism + Cushing

>>36908436
more cushing for the pushing as they say