>like girl
>pretend you don't like her
>>36905032
Awe niggers getting anti social now. How cute.
>>36905032
I know this feel.
>when you like her but second guess everything and push her away
>Sort of like a girl
>pretend not to like her
>she asks me out on a date because she is interested in me
>tell her no
>she gets really mad and never talks to me again
p-pranked!
>>36905032
i did this until i finally snapped last sunday and told her
>like girl
>express that you like girl
>girl not attracted, might have been if she wasn't sure you liked her
>like girl
>pretend you don't like her
>she likes you but gives up quickly because she thinks you aren't interested
the only winning move is not to play
>>36905050
GO AWAY /POL/ GO AWAY /POL/! GOO AWAY /POL/ GO AWAYY /POL/! GO AAWAY /POL/ GO AWAY /POL/! GOO AWAY /POL/ GO AWAYY /POL/!
>>36905144
the triggered dubs of insecurity
>>36905122
ya. i find the second method to be more enjoyable.
sometimes that sexual tension is better than actually having a gf, or so i tell myself.
>>36905122
Are you me, that happened to me with the same girl over about a year
>>36905144
Niggers can't run from us.
>>36905032
>see a girl you think is pretty
>dont look at her
>turn around
>in fact, distance yourself as far as possible from her
>run
>sprint all the way home and close the blinds and lock the door
>lie on the floor and go to sleep as long as your responsibilities will allow you to
>>36905032
>normal girl
>can talk and laugh at jokes
>oneitis
>never ever even look at her general position
bold strategy lets see how it pays off!
>>36905032
ok real question time
why do niggers feel the need to post brown-colored wojaks
I'm brown and I don't feel bad about having white wojaks
>>36905328
This is unironically me. One time I had the perfect chance to be alone in a elevator with a qt and I took the stairs instead.
>>36905393
Because white wojaks are a symbol of white privilege and systematic oppression, duh
>>36905419
that's completely normal
>wasting time in a group of coworkers
>dont like being with them but have to in order to not seem weird
>cleaning lady comes by
>as casually as possible orient myself so i have my back to her, or so that im mostly around a corner, or all of the other coworkers are between us
>>36905032
honestly talking and/or liking or doing any type of activity with girls is fucking overrated and gay. Until you give them a good dicking and then mutter the magic three words it is really insufferable to talk them about mundane stupid shit.
I got this girl from class who keeps lecturing me trying to outdo me on mental breakdown status. as if she ever had a chance
>>36905393
same, i actually like him being ghost white, bald, etc. i always identified strongly with his lack of defining features
>>36905393
Niggers just can't handle reality.
>>36905032
I know that feel except in a white kind of way.
>>36905532
yes, exactly, thank you. He was never white to me, just neutral, ghostly.
You know, maybe it's some kind of race-baiting anon who keeps making these.
>>36905609
Bro. I don't think you know what you're talking about.
>>36905424
>>36905532
>>36905555
white people were a mistake
>>36905393
so is this uncle tom
>never talk to her
>make rapid eye contact across the room
live a normal /r9k/ faggot life
>>36905698
God bless, I'm brown but not a nigger. I thank the heavens for this every day.
>>36905698
im not white but ok m8
can we go back to the actual topic of the thread
>after 3 or 4 jobs get really comfortable with the one im in
>realize its probably because there are no girls who participate in the construction industry
>Be disgusting neckbeard fedora weeaboo
>Walking to my wagecuck job
>Suddenly qt pale girl talks to me
>She is french, speaks broken english
>Doesn't knows how to move around the city and asks me to show her
>Think it's some sort of prank
>Get fucking mad at her
>Ignore her and go to job
>Remember it every day for the rest of my life
>work with qt
>begin shift with ignoring and avoiding her
>slowly transition into work speak
>then small talk
>then normal conversation until a customer asks for something
>go back to ignoring and avoiding her for the rest of the night
and this is my good day at work, can't wait until i see her again!
>>36905698
Shut up you dirty nigger. This is a whites only board. Go to rapgenius or something. Stop culturally appropriating our shit.
>>36905949
Tell her you want to have sex with her.
OP WANTS TO BE CONFESSED TO (seriously, lay off the anime)
>>36905122
>like girl
>pretend you don't like her
>she likes you but gives up quickly because she thinks you aren't interested
^^^^ i do this with many men. just show you like her jeez.
in a non autistic way. be direct, straightforward, true. don't be subliminal
>>36905993
Its better to wait for a girl to approach you like a anime. Anyone can chase girls, but to attract them naturally means you've achieved true undeniable excellence as a man, so much so that woman put their ego on the line to get your attention.
>>36905094
i had the same sorta experience. I said no cuz what the heck are we gonna talk about. Whenever im with her it's awkward af.
>>36905393
>>36905532
the point of wojack being a photoshop vector is that hes easy to edit to show specific feels
pic related. ive never identified with a meme as much as I do this picture.
>>36906721
THis so much
white people will never understand whats it like to be black
theyre all blind to their own privelige.
>>36906828
At lest you got a huge dick though right?
>>36906828
Or not maybe. lel o lel
>>36905032
>"I bet she'll think I'm mysterious and asks me out!"
She never will little me, no one will.
>>36905032
This reminded me of something that happened in my late teens.
>on the bus
>late at night so it's completely empty
>girl gets on board, I don't make any eye contact with her
>yet she decides to sit right next to me
>I become complete frozen, heart is beating etc. Continue to look out the window
>she tries to cold talk, ask about the time and where the buss is going etc.
>I'm just responding very briefly while she continues to ask stuff.
Then she got off, I dont even know what she looked like becuase I never turned my head, but it was a weird yet rememberable experience.
She sounded cute though, and it's more obvious to me now what she wanted but I blame my stupidity for it.
>like a guy
>have to pretend not to like him anymore because he doesn't feel the same way
>>36906150
>in a non autistic way. be direct, straightforward, true. don't be subliminal
Please explain exactly how to do this.
>>36905555
Good quads, niggers BTFO.