Wagecuck thread

>>36904807
target cashier.

i literally want to kill myself everyday,

I just started my first job today.
I work at a dry cleaners.
It's pretty chill.
It's part time, to get some money to buy food for dates and stuff on the internet.

Designer in a e cig company.

50k/yr

Wanna kill myself everyday

wage slaving at McDicks in Germany originally from Balkan.
Getting 8.8 euros an h probably 6 euros net last salary was 950euros with 162 hours.

I fucking hate it, managers are too fucking into it and if you make some stupid trivial mistake its like we are working on space shuttle and not hamburgers.

Coworkers are also fucking double faces hypocrites making jokes with you and once you joke with them they feel fucking offended.
They dont have anything in their misreble lifes so they want to stir shit on work.

I will quit this month.

>>36904871
Why? Sounds pretty fun with a good salary unless you live in New York or California

receptionist at a Chinese medicine clinic 2 days a week
got job cause mom asked owner whose family friend
minimum wage here is $17 an hour I get $12
most employers can't speak english

Costumer Service Executive for a global travel agency.

It's pretty relaxed, organising hotel shit for the richfags while being presented an unlimited amount of coffee and one warm meal per day.

Getting paid around 2K euro/month before taxes.

By the way, I work full time in a warehouse. It's nice since I do a lot of data entry and not as much packing since the company isn't even that big. In fact, for the last hour I just shitpost on 4chan until my shift is up. I make 12/hour and work 4 days a week, and there's no dress code/uniform and I don't have to talk to anyone. Pretty comfy, and I enjoy it, though I plan on saving up enough to go back to college to study computer science.

>>36904966
Hey, Kollege.
Ich nehm dann mal 'nen Big Mac mit extra Kaese und spar mir nich mit den Zwiebeln, mein Freundchen.

>>36905044
Du kannst nicht mit extra Kaese bekommen faggot, und du bekommst Zwiebeln mit bischen drek von meine Fusse

>>36905040
I applied for a warehouse/shipping company in my area and didn't even get a response back. I didn't have any experience though. fucking impossible to get a job without 2+ years experience in southern california. Was it your first job?

UPS supervisor.
$53k a year but 50 hour work weeks that make me want to hang myself.

>>36905141
Nope, I previously worked at an amusement park though a family friend knew the owner so that helped me get my foot in the door. Plus I live in the Midwest so maybe geography is an important factor.

>>36905139
Naja, so geht's natuerlich auch.
Du musst es ja noetig haben.

Na dann werd ich mich mal bei deinem Manager erkundigen, wer Hans solchen schlechten Service beigebracht hat. :^)

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>>36904807
Bank Teller

Have to deal with my coworkers ignoring me disrespecting me and excluding me from the group. Then they ask me what's wrong? Or why am I not a smiling?

Then after getting shitted on I take a customer in the teller line and they give me lip or some sort of attitude.

>they never ask me that
>are you new or something
>no not there


WELL HAVE YOUR SHIT READY YOU STUPID OLD FUCK AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO. I CSNT READ YOUR FUCKING MIND.

One of my coworkers said

>Hey anon have you seen the show nobody likes anon?

Say no and ignore him.

Another one says

>he just creeps me out I can't look at him in the face


Everyone is always talking behind my back. Why should I care about them why should I be kind to people who do not care about me? I never did anything to these people. Some other person just keeps calling me names and trying to give me attitude. I could take them out so easily. They are a bunch of deformed midget I could and they wouldn't say that to me if we were alone

>>36905195
Meine managers sind unzufrieden mit leben wie alle auf job ich denke sie werde nichts machen.

Wann du zahlst 2 Euro du bekommst service fur 2 Euro go be demanding somewhere else

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>>36904807
I'm 24 with zero job experience in Australia. This is a death sentence. I have to hope that my porn career kicks off.

>>36904807
Work at a McDicks part time while I go to uni. I get minimum wage which is $10.50 in my state, but I only work about 20 hours a week. Don't mind it too much, the owners are huge jews but the customers are actually somewhat tolerable, my coworkers are OK and my managers are pretty chill. I'm quitting in a month since I'm getting a non-sworn position at my campus police department, though that's only going to pay $11 an hour.

>>36905217
they are gas lighting you, they want you to snap so you make scene and that they could fire you and talk about you for few days in their misrable lives.
Dont go under pressure. Just dont give fuck and act like robot without emotions be overly professional.

On my McDicks jobs people are also like this, they joke with you but soon as you joke with them back they are offended and want to put you in grave fucking faggots.
You cant even talk to them or ask them any questions because they are constantly irritated by something.
I dont communicate anymore with them just wait for my work to finish

>Sams club overnight stocker
>Full time
>Been here like 8 yrs
>12.50/hr even after all this time
>Closed store, only one manager around if that so I'm mostly by myself
>Listen to podcasts all night
>Shitpost on breaks

Not bad really I just wish Walmart would pay me enough to live alone.

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>>36904807
Night shift at McDonalds, 4 days a week.
I make about 500 uk quid a fortnight. So around 650 Americuck dollars.

Night shift is okay. I work every weekend though, but my job is deep cleaning (I do the 'daily clean' or 'big clean' of the vats, steamers, grills etc). Then in the morning before I finish I clean up the outside of the store and bin area.

It's surprisingly alright, and I love the people I work with.

I'm coming on 30 though.

After rent/bills etc, I usually have around 500 a month to kick about with. (sharing the bills is good.) I spend it mostly on clothes and comics, and never leave the house.

I'm saving to get on the property market and get myself my own house.

Gonna buy a new bmx soon too I think.

>tfw 30 and can't drive a fucking car. (legally).

>20 years old
>Test pacemakers
>52k a year
>German company in US so benefits are top tier
>oneitis I had class with gets hired here out of the blue too
>Wanna kms everytime I see cause no balls to talk to her

Atleast I make decent money at my age r-rright?

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I just applied at my local superstore, they have been emailing me and seem interested, if I manage to land this it will be my first job.

Any advice for a newbie-wagecuck?

>>36905430
Don't spend your entire paycheck on stupid shit anytime you get paid like normalfags do when working their first jobs.

>>36905430
Gamble your paycheck on Ethereum future contracts via online

>>36905430
dont relax around coworkers too much or talk to them to much, if you dont like something or its bothering you keep it for yourself or else they will use it against you.

Seem like you are always working something even if you dont have anything to do because they will hang you by balls if they see you standing.

dont put pressure on yourself too much if you screw up.

>>36905389
You dumb shit, god put her there for you, so go talk to her!

>>36905430
>>36905430
Ignore all females coworkers

>>36905217

I'm gonna try to describe this as best as I can. The other anon nailed it in his post, I just want to add more detail.

You don't necessarily HAVE to do this, but you might be canned for "not fitting in/ not fitting in the culture". Anyway.

Above all, laugh off everything they do. Start making it look ridiculous that they could ever be mean to you, a.k.a. make them look bad for hating you. Anytime you're interacting with them, out-smile them. I'm not saying get along with them, but try to be the happier person. A hearty laugh helps a lot.

You'll eventually make them look like petty retards.

>>36905430
See
>>36905485
>>36905522

Both good advice.

Save some money. I spend money all the time, yet seem to always keep around 1400-2000 in my bank account. You'll have a few months where you don't really buy much which helsp kick up the pennies.

Also in regards to co-workers, never get involved in drama. If someone is bitching about a co-worker, listen, but say you've never had an issue. (even if co-worker they're bitching about is a cunt) If you agree with them THEY WILL USE YOU AS THEIR BACK UP SOURCE.

>>36905575
This I disagree with. female co-workers in retail situations are utter cunts, but tend to be utter dirties as well lad.

If you're in a relationship then ignore them, your partner will become a hostile cunt towards any female you talk to and like that isn't her.

Ever since I got a job I can't get haircuts every day anymore, how the fuck do you guys even deal with this?

>>36904996
well sucks that you get screwed but 12$ is not that bad especially if its only a 2 day job you don't lose that much money

>>36905603
Don't listen to him you have to >>36905509

>>36905430

Customers who ask "Can you please check the back for X?" means you get a free 10 minute break

>>36905358
If you're working full time, you're making like 2k a month, how are you not able to afford living on your own?

You could be leasing a car and renting a house if you're working 40 hr work weeks at 12.50/hr...

>work
>miss being a NEET
>NEET
>miss working (a bit)

I really want that part time life, money just sits in my account anyways

I work as a Recreation Assistant at an indoor pool. It's part-time. $8.50/hr.

Somewhat chill job, checking people in and registering them for memberships or classes if they want. Closes at 11am but reopens at 1pm, so if I come in mid-day, there are a couple of hours where I'm just sitting there doing nothing. There are some days when I don't even process a single transaction. Not that I'm complaining.

My co-workers and customers are pretty chill, but I've got something big coming up career-wise that I'll move on to the second I get the chance.

>>36905593
>A hearty laugh helps a lot.
No it doesn't, it makes it obvious you're in great pain at the comment.

see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiU6Pa43-vE

Neville let's out a hearty laugh and you can sense he just got stabbed in the gut.

>>36905653

That is $2K before taxes. He probably takes home around 15-1600 and that could easily not be enough to live on his own depending on where he lives.

>work at shoe store
>only people left are manager, qt, and two blacks
>blacks are lazy as fuck, messy, petty, one is a girl and she can be cool sometimes, but most of the time she's annoying as all fuck, i'm the only one who she talks to because i'm the only one beta enough to put up with her shit
>manager uses me whenever it's convenient for her because my scheduling meets her needs
>company is, or has been, ripping at the seams for a while, definitely not a place i want to work at for too much longer

only thing keeping me from looking for a new job is the qt

>>36905389
you better grow balls anon and quit being a bitch

>>36905647
>do you have 'x' in the back
>I'll go check
>10 minutes later
>sorry can't find it.
>'I checked online and it says you have 19 in stock.'
I hate how our store stock is available online.
>tfw have to spend another 20 minutes actually moving boxes and crates to get to the back of the warehouse to pick up 1 can of 2quid WD40.

>>36905430
listen to
>>36905485
buy assets instead of fucking useless shit
buy cryptocurrencies for the next few months and thank me in 2 years

Full time. I make 10 an hour. I do medical transportation. I drive poor sick people to and from their doctors appointments. Two days ago I had to help a guy with really bad diabetes whos skin on his legs was like tree bark and who had the bones of his toes sticking out like a frenched rack of lamb. He smelled horrible, and I felt so bad for him because he was actually a really kind man.

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>>36904807
Equipment Tracker at a hospital
Full Time
Spend about 4 hours doing work then go back to my house while on the clock and play vidya until I have to go back and clock out
11.70 full medical insurance

>start working at a grocery store
>everyone hates their coworkers and doesn't hesitate to tell me
>wonder if people talk shit about me in secret
It's so weird. Guess it was naive to expect a bunch of adults to just get along.

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>>36904871
this ungrateful

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i work in construction < 6 months of the year and make more than most people i know who work every day

i like it because it reminds my of hours playing in the sandbox.. autists dream job, really

>>36905791

The day before that I got hit on by this crazy chick who was suicidal. A week before that this woman confessed to me about the shame she felt for being a heroin addict despite having rich parents who loved and supported her. Another one of my regulars is slowly dying from a brain disorder and she wants to hurry it along to spare her children and save herself the humiliation of people seeing her, a former business owner, withering away. I get to watch her deteriorate every week. Today, I gave somebody their last ride home. I've only done this for 2 and a half months

I work in a soccer shop. It's pretty sweet until I have to deal with a entitled soccer mom or a paint splattered mexican loses their shit and I have to put on my big boy pants.

dairy queen
8 an hour, 30 hours a week
i literally can do everything, the place will fall apart when i leave
Im trying to convince a bunch of employees to leave then i'll leave. Such a hard hit on my already terrible store will make everything go under all because i didnt get the raise i was due 3 months ago.

>>36905957
what do you do on off season?

i usually have about 2 months off, cant imagine having more than that

>>36906130
lmao thatd be pretty awesome man I hope the master plan works out for you

>>36906137
travel mostly

gonna buy a cottage eventually and burn wood and snowmobile all day

>>36905957
How do I get this job?
I don't want to have to deal with the petty chain of command and tedious social dynamics present in retail.

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mid level automotive tech, full time
Depends on the work I do but I average $30k a year
I mostly do tires and oil changes, sometimes brakes, suspension work, alignments etc if the higher level techs are busy
Usually it's fun, I work at my own pace, listen to music and play with power tools all day. I don't have to deal with customers and my coworkers are nice. One bad car can make things stressful real quick though

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80k

programmer

>>36906213
that sounds idyllic, i identify strongly with this goal

how much do your savings grow in a year?

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>>36906273
what language should I start with? c? java? I hear webdev is pretty easy to get a job in.

Home healthcare/cleaning. Part time. 8.90/hour, 60 hours a month.

It's ok for the most part, just cleaning, changing garbages, laundry, shit like that. Do about 2 or 3 hours a day, then i'm free to shitpost on the 4chan for the rest. Am thinking of taking up a few more clients or being a fill-in for other workers when I get a functioning vehicle.

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>>36906316
c# is a good starting language. high-level and highly relevant for backend

sql for databases

html, css, js if webdev

>>36906284
~30k
more if don't blow it but i'm a bit impulsive

>>36906215
i applied at the union hall.. they made me do an aptitude test and give them $1000

>>36906316
Ruby on the rails or don't bother.

>>36906401
do you run the bulldozers? i thought u cunts made a lot

i guess thats a fair amount for 6 months

Freight and Receiving at Home Depot
$11/hr 20 hours a week

Get blamed for everything wrong in the store, but work twice as hard as everyone else. Pretty shitty job.

>>36905040
Were you in >>36902094 ?

>>36906438
i make more than 30k but that's about how much i save in a year

i have 7 vehicles and a bunch of other expensive past times

>>36904807

I work at an outsourced IT call center for law firms. Translates into I take phone calls and fix shit for lawyers

I make $18.90 an hour and it's terrible. I stare blankly at my monitors hoping they'll collapse on me at work every day.

>>36906547
I was.

I have an original reply number therefore this comment is original.

Solar stuff
30 doll hairs in our

>>36906563
that is a lot, nicely done

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>>36904807
IT support, full time.
Benefits are good and I have fun sometimes, even if it is customer service. Fortunately, I don't do phone/chat support very often so I'm usually working at other peoples' desks or at a walk-up support desk. I also help out with programming stuff during slow times but I'm almost useless at that. I make $70k

>What kind of job do you have?
Software developer.
>Full time or part time?
Full time
>What's it like?
Transitions from weeks of boredom to bursts of enormous amounts of stress, then back to boredom.
>How much are you paid?
122k

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>>36906629
This is a wagecuck thread, well-paid salaryfags gtfo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36904807
I work for a Trader Joes, starting pay is $13.50, with a 60-80 cent raise every 6 months.
The job itself is pretty rad, It's a very small Trader Joes with enough to do to keep you constantly busy. I'm getting about 30-35 hours a week on average.
I just think the people at work don't like me, and some of that might be because I snitched on a co-worker who was training me

>First night closing, still being trained.
>He told me to clean the registers "Top down", by cleaning from the tops of the check out to the floors
>When I pulled out the trash on one register, I accidentally set the bin on the counter top
>He immediately comes up and disciplines me on how I now need to re-clean the surface of the check-out
>I apologize and said it was a simple mistake
>He says "Look man, If you don't want to take this seriously, then you can just leave and help them(People stocking shelves), I'm not gonna waste time on you if you're not gonna listen"

I was taken aback but I just kept working and ignored it. A few weeks later, the head manager asked if everything was okay and if anything weird happened. I let slip that the only thing that happened was that, but otherwise, all was great. He took it seriously and said "This isn't the first complaint we've received about him" and said he would have a talk with him.
Ever since then, the guy hasn't said a fucking word to me. Nor will any of his friends. they all just glare at me. A few people there are pretty cool, though. It's a nice place to work, but it's hard to avoid him.
Or, nobody talks to me because I'm a fucking Autist. Who knows.

TL:DR I accidentally snitched on the cool kid and now hardly anyone talks to me.

>>36904807
I'm a private tutor. It's an amazing job for me but may not be great for the average robot as it requires some interpersonal skills

>set my own hours, usually work 10-12 hours a week
>$25/hour
>mostly tutor high school kids in AP classes so I just teach them straight out of a prep book.
>cash only so it's all tax free (sorry NEETs)

>>36906600
Oh shit how did you get into that??

>>36906686
meh do you need them to talk to you? you're not there to make friends

>>36906623
yeah, i'm doing alright.. could have the cottage already but i'm terrified of debt so i'm just waiting until i have the cash to buy it outright

>>36906684
At what point does wagecuck become a salaryfag?

For reference I am turning 25 in a few months. I started at 22 at 110k and got up to 122k over the past few years. This also doesn't include bonuses which are twice a year and range from 2-3k.

I don't spend too much money honestly, so I generally just save. My biggest expenses are trips abroad which I take twice a year (get 17 days of PTO a year, 10 of those going to week long trips, earlier this year I went to Germany, was pretty cool desu). I don't normally count the bonuses because they go towards my trips. Over the past three years I've saves roughly 90,000 dollars. I'm considering purchasing a home soon and moving out of my apartment. Mostly the fact I can just spend money without ever worrying about price tags is why I work rather than be a NEET. A week and a half ago I took out buddies to an upscale sushi place, ran up some 500$ but I footed the bill, being able to do stuff like this for my friends (some of which are still in college, others have lower paying jobs) is what makes it worth it.

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>>36906684

Let us be your motivation to better yourself. I make almost $60K with an easy office job that I get to do from home most of the time. Work from home is the true master race. I spend half of my shift playing video games or on 4chan. Feels fucking good after years of mowing lawns and working in food service.

Quit a job making $25/hr to go back to school. Currently working part-time at the university IT department for $12/hr.

>>36906818
You were a salaryfag from the day you stared.
Wage cucks make sub 30k a year.

>>36906820
I'm this fag >>36906818. Generally I spend maybe 1/3 of my time at work on 4chan probably, or some other time waster website. Like I said a lot of the time I barely have any work so I take long lunches and goof around. Near crunch deadlines it turns into 100% work for a few days, but it passes.

>>36906871
Are salaryfags better or worse than wagecucks?

>>36904807
Got in MTD Distribution center as a temp after 8 months unemployment. Everyone there thinks I'm crazy and they're mostly right. Did a lot of acid and weed. Full time, 10.15/hr.

>out of kratom
>have to go to work drunk for the next week until I get more

kill me

>>36906818
bragging about this is just begging for something bad to happen

>>36906130
pretty much my situation but I only get paid $7.50
>work in chill
>management starts hiring incompetent fatasses to work with me
>I'm pretty sure they're only here because they can get food for half off
I want to leave so bad right now.

nightclub barman 3 nights a week

$150/week

should probably start looking for more hours soon

>>36905363
Night crew is always best crew

Customer Service Representative for AT&T. Full time, and in my 3rd world hellhole I get paid like 450usd every month. You wouldn't believe what how many times some faggot call the manager because he wants free shit.

>>36906915
I mean for your personal life it's probably a shit ton better. But it's also a pretty normie thing. What do you do desu?

>>36907255
Philippines?

Amerifag here. Used to conduct Business English lessons for companies out there.

>>36905996
Unless you're emotionally solid as fuck that job sounds fucking awful jesus christ I don't think I could last 2 months hearing about all that

>>36906130
Have you seen Guardians of the Galaxy 2 yet?

I wait tables at a nice steakhouse. Average income is about $45k a year

>>36906818
You started at such a high salary at 22, people would kill to get paid what you get, is mad jelly, I was learning to code when I got half blind

make 18.50 bucks for an biomed company as a technician.

tbqh its not even much considering how fucking expensive the cost of living is here in california its barely enough. but its chill not going to lie

I teach foil and epee for $200 per 1.5h.
Problems? Only have maybe two or three clients a week. Have to compete regularly for what is essentially prestige to use for marketing. Got stabbed in the neck last year because button on foil fell off.
Need to step up my game but holy shit my knees are starting to feel it senpai.

>>36907326
yea waiters can make a decent wage. i knew a stacy who would take home $500 a night sometimes in a small town "upscale" joint.

>>36906818
>At what point does wagecuck become a salaryfag?
How do you earn that much despite literally not being able to understand words? A wagecuck is paid by the hour and a salaryfag has a set payment for the year (which can be affected by bonuses and other things). Fucking hell

>>36904807
Got a full time job at an anatomically correct sporting goods store.

It ranges from me wanting to kill myself to being pretty fun.

Still need to find an actual job.

>>36905714
This is correct, I take home about $1200 a month. If I lived very frugally I could probably swing it. I have a good employment history and I have a couple of IT certs so I'm hoping to land a better job soon. Hard to break out of comfy slacker routine.

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I deliver pizzas. With tips, hourly, and gas I make around $22 or $23 /hr in my area. Work about 35 hours a week sometimes 40

>>36907399
should mention that I make $12.65/hr

wish I got an actual degree yo

>>36907381
I can use computers, not much else. I am the kind of person who perpetuates the STEM meme.

>>36907258
I mean, when I go home at night I hug my body pillow and jack off to VNs, so I haven't lost everything.

>>36907051
I feel secure enough, only issue is if I am literally killed or maimed. If that happens so be it.

>>36905791
I'm surrounded by sick old people at work as well, makes me want to end it before I hit 75

>>36904841
Ex-cart attendant at target
I'm sorry.

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>>36904807
Oh boy. What a thread. These pathetic wagecucks actually waste 20+ hours a week to barely earn any bux? Sad! On the other hand, I, an astonishing NEET, do not even need to lift a finger to earn a steady income. What a life!

I feel for you wagies, really. My life is absolutely magnificent. I cannot imagine working like a slave for jew tokens. This is truly remarkable.

Well, go on now, get to bed you filthy slaves! Another day, another dollar!

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>>36907523

Isn't it time for your haircut, neetie?

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>>36907542
I have no idea what you're talking about. Seems like wasting your life away is getting to your head wagie. Why would you waste your time depicting an absurd drawing for a couple of (you)'s.

Pathetic. Here's your (you) wagie. I figure you need a spark in your day after spending 8+ hours slaving away anyways. This is probably the most recognition you have gotten all day. Hehe, enjoy.

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>>36905912
Ah fuck I'm dealing with this too. All of the nurses talk shit about the other security guards, and then wait for me to give my input. I just tell them that I dont like to get into other people's affairs, then I go about my business.

I'm sure that they're talking shit about me, but what can you do?

>>36907345
That's what's up, I'm in school for a degree in biomedical engineering. I'm lucky enough to have a secure job waiting for me once I graduate, but that's like 2 years from now.

I'm hoping I'll end up on the east coast, right around where I live

>>36904807
I work in a warehouse packing food for 8 bong an hour.

It's a terrible job, and the only way I'm able to push through it for 50 hours a week is by telling myself I'll quit, but then pushing through to the end of my shift anyway.

>>36906624
How do you make 70k doing support? Are you a virtualization admin at a niche company or something? I am a helpdesk scrub

>>36904807
Programmer for a very niche device. Full time.
I get slightly under $50k a year.
Tedious 80% of the time, frustrating 20% of the time. Co workers are okay, but the codebase and process are beyond terrible, and I am basically sitting in one place staring at a screen the whole 8 hours.

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>>36907596

>NEETocaust denier

Pathetic little neetie

>>36907677
you are getting underpaid as fuck. are you fresh out of college?

>>36906818
>rich
>GROUP of friends

Fuck off norman. Seriously. You don't belong here.

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>>36907685
This never happened. It's extremely edited in HTML and made purely out of your imagination. You probably made this by samefagging with different IPs. I think you could be schizophrenic wagie. No worries, you can easily get NEETbux and be as magnificent as me someday. That is, with practice. Come and join us on the NEET side, wagie, you will be delighted.

>>36904868
Must be nice to have someone to spend the money on

>>36904807
I deliver sandwiches for 7.25 an hour.

>>36907596
>Pathetic. Here's your (you) wagie. I figure you need a spark in your day after spending 8+ hours slaving away anyways. This is probably the most recognition you have gotten all day. Hehe, enjoy.
god i love wagie posts

>>36907648
Im just a grunt tho at least thats how i see. aaaaaaaand back to college i go fuck this shit.

godspeed anon.

>>36907771
Top kek, nigger, I saw this thread yesterday morning. The neetie was showing off a shitty looking lasagna and belching like Rick from Reddit and Memey.

>>36907707
Yes. I have a CompE degree but didn't have any internships so I just took what I could get. I had other offers, but they didn't pay much more, and the current job was the first to extend an offer so I just took it. I've been there for about 9 months so I'm thinking about applying for my next job soon. Though I basically dodn't learn anything relevant at this job, except how to cope with using assembly every day, so I'm not sure who will hire me...

The shittiest thing about it is that looking through the logs and documentation, I'm doing a job that was originally filled by 3 people.

>>36907833
My my, what an imagination the little wagie has. Have no shame, it's just that being a wagie has made you lean towards the crazy side. I would be too if I was an underpaid slave with no time to acquire the extensive knowledge us NEETS obtain. Jealous much?

I work at a sandwich place. I make $13 an hour plus tips so it's more like $16-18 an hour. Im working full time while waiting for the next uni quarter to start

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>>36907771

>neets btfo so hard their fragile psyches have been shattered as they slip into pure delusion

Tee hee hee

>Work on a farm
>Paid 6.25 an hour for physical labor
>Don't want to quit because it helps my grandparents
>feels bad

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>>36907811
You made it this far, you already know you're capable of getting a degree. Go for it

>>36907906
Just tell your grandparents to hire Mexicans

>>36907872
holy shit i hate when employers do that. so wait computer engineers can work with both software and hardware?

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>>36907899
I don't know what you're talking about wagie. Stop making things up. I know you want some excitement in your life but this is just low! Sad!

>>36907771
>>36907596
>>36907523
Is it one person who posts these? i unironically find them hilarious

>>36907109
>chill
i already feel bad for you m8, chill is hell where im at, they cant keep employees for more than 3 weeks because everyone incompetent and cant take all the orders.

>>36907945
Yes, embedded software jobs are what computer engineers are best suited to.

I got lucky and was involved in an accident as a child and receive checks annually with just enough to live off. I never have to leave my house.

>>36908093
>lucky

Yeah okay

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>>36908016
Of course it's one person. I am a remarkable individual, I have acquired levels of perfection that others can only dream of having. Hence why the wagies envy me! Ha!

Thank you for being a fan and supporting my ever growing platform laddie. It's about time I get some praise around here. Being a NEET lord may be easy, but it takes passion and dedication to see past all the h8.

>>36908081
should someone interested in software major in cs or compE? i cant decide which one is better

>>36908156
Sound lucky to me. I would travel back in time to 5 year old me and cut one of his legs off myself if it meant I could be a NEET stress free for the rest of my life.

>>36908206
Depends on what you're more interested in. The great news is that both of those degrees have equal strong value in the marketplac, you'll enjoy a comfy salary for the rest of your life with either of those two degrees.

>>36908206
If you're more interested in software, do CS. Hell, do it even if you're not. The knowledge from a good CS course is more valuable in a job search than the knowledge from a good CE course. If you want a good job with a CE degree you will have to either go to grad school, or self learn all the stuff they teach in CS courses on your own time.

>>36904807
I work at a concession stand/snack bar on a nudist beach. I usually work 6-9 hours a day. Only coworkers are kids because my boss is cheap and he can pay them shit. 10 bucks an hour, but I get bonuses when business is better. I can eat free snacks too so it could be worse. The only awful part is having to clean up after people.

>>36906629
How do I get good enough at using computers to be worth 122k?

I work at Macy's. I help unload the truck with all the clothes and shit, cut open the boxes, put the clothes on "z bars" (bars on wheels you can hang clothes on), take the plastic wrap off the clothes, and put the security sensors on the clothes. Occasionally they'll have me fill online orders, which is easy too. I just take clothes that someone else picked off the floor, put them in a plastic bag with the receipt, seal the bag, and put the bar code on it so that the next person in line can scan the bar code and print out the shipping label. I'm part time, I work around 3 days a week on average, and 4-5 hours a day. I like it, I don't have to interact with customers and my boss and my co workers are nice. I get $10 an hour.

>>36904996
goldbrite?? just went to a chinese clinic by that name.

>>36908287
>>36908244
im taking genED at cc right now and I need to transfer in 2 semesters and tell them my major. i think ill go for cs in that case. i have switched back from compE, mechE, mathematics, cs, aerospaceE, and environmentalE. as you can see i have too many interests for my own good. but i started learning java, C++, and python a few months ago and i feel passionate about something for once. i really just want a comfy job with a good salary that i can be good at.

Manufacturing supervisor
>13.50hr
should be making well over 15hr but alas, im only worth nothing cause im only 22

>>36908316
Do you ever get a boner?
>>36908497
What's your job title? Shit I want a job like this. I work in fast food right now and its hell.

Inspector, took a two year course, made $97K last year with minimal overtime, slackers job I've ever had. Spend more time browsing on my phone than working like now

>>36908574
Sometimes. Coworkers do too. Costumers do too. Nobody really cares.

Full time job, I clean cars for Enterprise.
$12/hr, pretty chill. Basically just vacuum and wash all day, occasionally I have to give customers rides around. Not a bad job desu.

>>36908287
Would it be possible to get a comfy job working with software with a BS in Electrical engineering and internship experience? I like EE but job prospects are slim for my major

>>36908574
IDK my exact title, but I work in "receiving".

>>36905248
Why? Are you in school or do you just have a disability that makes it hard to find work?

>>36908814
i have heard of this so yes it is possible so long as you prove your experience in software

>>36905389
Come on anon, this is a sign, what were the chances of that happening

>>36905176
New Stanton?

apprentice in a call centre. get paid 1000GBP a month which is roughly 945GBP after NI and tax

19 btw

>>36907973
I remember this thread too.

For once neets for btfo into oblivion.

>Another day another haircut

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>What kind of job do you have?
I work night stock at a grocery store.
>Full time or part time?
Part time
>What's it like?
It's alright for what it is I suppose. Management is easily the worst thing about the job. Coworkers are all pretty chill so that makes the job a lot less stressful. Other than that, there's not much to say. I show up, clock in, work my assigned hours unless it's a particularly busy night so I stay extra, and go home. If it's something anyone is thinking about doing, just know it's fairly labor intensive so if that sort of thing isn't for you I'd pass.
>How much are you paid?
$9.50

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Recently got raise at main gig - up to 57.50 an hour. Other gig pays 60 an hour and has been sending me all sorts of work. 3rd gig been paying 100 an hour, but is seldom work. Pic is from 3rd job.

>>36904807

About to star graduate level studies in the fall. In the meanwhile make money from trading. Around $500-$1000 a month. On trends, it can turn into $2000+ (uncommon).

>office finance fag
>Comfy office though
>42k per year in euro notes
>Pension, sick pay, 25 days annual leave, money towards gym membership, bonus, health insurance
>35 hours per week but can work up to 45 if busy
>Work can be ok or very busy. Some months can be very stressful.
>Everyone is chill. One person there shits me up but he's leaving soon
>He's generally nice to me though, just scares me.
>Moving office though which adds 30 mins commute each way

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Professional rich NEET. 800 dollars a month, pay no expenses at all and have 41k in savings. Feels good man.

>>36909282
I'd rather work than get that amount .

Even after expenses and stuff I'd come out with triple that

>>36909315
you probably work around 50 hours a week. I never even worked a minute in my life and still have more money than 99% of people my age. Everyday is a weekend for me.

>>36909282
>neetcucks actually think 800 a month is rich

>>36904996
>minimum wage here is $17
Australia treats their low skilled worker too well. What the fuck do people do to even deserve that?

>>36909373
I work 35

Strange how you just assumed my hours to make yourself feel better.

Salary too, so no per hour shit

>>36909428
Having 41k at 20 years old is pretty rich, most people at 20 are over 41k in debt.

I r weld air doing piece work, when it's good I can make $30/h.

>>36905744
How many seconds do you speak with the qt per day on average?

>>36909496
It's not rich at all. You neetcucks have no idea about the value of money. One day your parents will die or kick you out, and you will have to start paying for rent and food. Your 41k will run out in no time. Then you will be forced to take a minimum wage job to survive since you have zero employable skills.

>>36904807

Work ~25 hours a week doing something I love, earn $70K. Life is good.

>>36906130
>expecting random people to sacrifice their jobs because you're butthurt

>>36904807
Local cheap pizza shop
Minimum wage
Shit hours because I'm too anxious to take deliveries
It's very easy but I need to find another job. Problem is I was handed this one because I knew the store owner and have no experience applying or going through interviews.

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>>36909282
You are the ubermensch, my friend. Ignore the ragiecucks.

I sell alcohol at a huge baseball stadium

Never really had to deal with shitty customers which is cool. Only thing that sucks everyone else working here is 60+ years old so it's pretty hard to make friends.

>>36904966
>I fucking hate it, managers are too fucking into it and if you make some stupid trivial mistake its like we are working on space shuttle and not hamburgers.
>Coworkers are also fucking double faces hypocrites making jokes with you and once you joke with them they feel fucking offended.
>They dont have anything in their misreble lifes so they want to stir shit on work.
lol sorry to break it to you but that's pretty much the majority of jobs.

>>36909548
When my mother dies I will inherit around around 1.8 million dollars worth of money and assets. You are jelous Mr wage cucky. I'm relaxing in my big beautiful house, playing games on my 2k 4k gaming pc, relaxing in my big pool. And I pay zero expenses and never have to slave away. Our house is big enough that I barely have to see my mother if j dont want to, our rooms are on the opposite side of the house.

>>36905653
i live in a big city and make 12.5/hr and what you described is just not possible

>>36909696
And your mom isn't pressuring you to get a wife and children? She's happy to see you be a failure?

Run tables in local bar/restaurant
super comfy job, although busy it's never boring and it's fun to see ppl smile when they get their food
Plus the staff are mainly friendly qt girls from my school

>>36904966
Quit man, don't be like me saying I'll do it every day until I eventually blew up and left the job

>>36909766
I'm only 20 years old...and in the future she would like me to, but I've told her that I will never marry or have kids. Enjoy your naggy used goods whore wife that will divorce you in 5 years, wagie.

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I'm The medical field. I have a travel gig. Go to different hospitals around the country. Company pays my living expenses. Plus $800-$1000 a week. I only pay for cable. Its good life.

>>36908876
Best way to do that? Would internship experience suffice?

>>36907523
>>36907542
>>36907596
>>36907685
>another day another haircut

That was a good thread. NEET tears ran steady and free.

>>36907771
>>36907973
Your denial will just make it stronger.

im 24 and don't have any money :/

>>36904807
cashier 8 hours per week they won't give me more hours fucking kill me.

>>36909885
yep also have a portfolio of any projects you did on your own

Work maintenance for a storage facility. Bacially a janitor who is handy with tools. I get my own "office" which is a company storage unit with all the equipment. It's close enough to the office so I can use the wifi. 15/hr.

>>36910141
Im 22 full time student and i havent worked a day. I keep applying to low end wagecuck jobs and get ignored. Living in a small college town is cancer, im gonna have to do volunteer work in order to work at mcdicks. How depressing im just gonna kms desu

>>36905653
>Being able to live on your own and lease a car for $2k/month
Jeezus, the United States is incredible.Can't do that on over $4k/month after tax here in Australia. Have to house share to keep my head above the water, and I drive a $950, 31 year old car. You guys have it so lucky I tell you hwut.

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I'm currently working on the line at a restaurant. Part time, any more and I'd probably quit. I used to wash dishes at this place, which was comfy. I worked alone, listened to podcast, and seldom bothered. Now working the line I get flustered and overwhelmed easily. With summer around the corner it's going to be busy all the time. I make eight bucks an hour, not enough to make the urge to kill myself after every shift go down.

>>36904807
NEET master race here. Get mad wagie.

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>>36909174
Jokes on you, delusional wagies. These are false accusations. Absolutely preposterous I tell you!

You should be ashamed of yourselves. Lying via the internet to impress a group of anonymous individuals. Tisk tisk wagies. Remarkable NEETS never need to scoop down to your level.

I tutor part time. It's a good job with training, prospects and lots of other benefits but I still feel incredible, crushing anxiety whenever I go in. It's normie central. I move among them, but I can never be one of them. When they talk about how great their childhoods were, I die inside.

>>36904807
Casual shelver for ACT Libraries in Australia, my official title is 'Administrative Services Officer', kek

$30.70 an hour, typical shift is 3 hours, $90 buckaroos a day just for categorising books, I get super and a lot of staff benefits, and I like helping old people and refugees who can't speak English. It's honestly great

Postman, 21yo, 6,43eur per hour

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>>36904807
Full time NEET, 1k a month. 10/10

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>>36904807
This is a sad thread. Very sad.

>>36910676
If it's false why you giving me yous and getting angry about it

Short back and sides lad?

>>36911122
What about my post shows I am angry, wagie? You know what that's called? projection

>>36905005
hiring/can i do this online/with a phone? have executive hospitality experience

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>>36904807
cashier/ photo "technician" at a walgreens
Part time, i'm in college
I get 9 bucks an hour
Honestly my problems with my job are just the nature of my job. I have no issues whatsoever doing customer-service things; turns out I just really like helping complete strangers, and I have no issue striking up a conversation with a random person I have never seen before in my life until that very moment.
However, apparently having obscenely high customer service numbers isn't enough, and I'm tasked with achiving menial tasks (which I can do), but I'm usually being called away by my manager to do random shit around the store; and then i get shit for not being able to finish 100% of my assigned duties, despite having significantly less time to dedicate to said duties. Keep in mind that many of my coworkers don't get their stuff done, but I'm the only one who seems to catch shit for it.
Whatever dude; the semester's almost over, and I'm going to get myself a real job; fuck retail

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>>36906818

Some people are so goddamn lucky

>>36905957
Construction is the most chad job there is.
Most robots would not be able to handel the environment nor the massive work load it demands.

Im so fucking sick of blue collar morons coming on this board trying to act like the yare one of us.

You are not a robot nor are you a chad. You are something in between. Just your average dumbass blue collar redneck too stupid to realize a shitty job even it hit him in the face with a brick.

I fix computers, 67k/yr

Nurse at a heroin rehab clinic in baltimore. 30 hours a week, 21 an hour. Other nurses I talk to are turbo stacies and it's like they're from a different world.
it's nice doing skiled labor though. Compared to a mcjob, i'm respected and what I say actually matters.

>>36905756
Why don't you just find the fucking item if you're going to waste 10 minutes of your time anyway, sounds like you're a real glutton for punishment

software developer
$60k/yr

Half time as a HS teacher

Full time next year ;_;

58k american dollaridoos a year (incl. pension)

>>36904807
>tfw they said they'd get back to you either today or tomorrow about whether you got the job
>it's too early to know if it's either
>if it happens I'll suddenly go from being too injured to work for two fucking years straight (crippled and then proceeded to uncripple my legs) to working a full time 7 days a week job
I simultaneously desperately desire this job and am terrified.

>b4 auditor, 64k per year but work 60+ hours during Q1.

Am i making it?

Cashier at a restaurant.
I hate it, and I hate the whole
>costumer is always right
Because they are almost never right, but you have to pretend

>>36913003
Do you teach at a public school full of niggers?

Retail part time. About 24 hours per week. It's in a shitty ghetto area and pure hell. I hate customers so god damn much. I couldn't even imagine doing this full time. I've been late so much and called in and shit a lot and they still haven't fired me but I really want them to.

>>36913196
Public school, 95-98 percent white (suburbs).

They're pretty stupid though (C and D students mostly. I only have maybe 1-2 A/B students out of a total of 100 students.

>>36913221
That's pretty abysmal.
This is the future of america.

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work the grill at mcdonalds
people are alright and its easy but
euuuuuuuugh its so fucking boring

>>36913221
I go to college with suburb kids. Yea you're right. Also probably not stupid just a lack of ambition and drive.

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Had an interview at a Canadian sim carrier corporation as Retail. Wage is minimum wage which is 11.40 leafbucks an hour. Good chance I'll get it. Yay or nay?

>>36913312
How old are you?
I make 64k at 22.
Way more than my college class. Why can't you make that much?

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>>36904807
I completed a bachelor's in biology and have been looking for a job for the past 3 months. Seems like all the openings require at least 3 to 5 years experience when I not even have 1 in the bank. I'm considering picking up some random wagecuck job, any reccs? Something with guaranteed hours and not too depressing. Also considering changing career path so if you have any ideas of high-demand job fields shoot em up.

>>36913416
Public accounting will let you reach CFO or Partner if you put in the time and work for it. You need a type A personality though and you will have to deal with chads and stacies complaining about not being able to go out with friends.

>>36913543
>type A personality
I'm more of a type B thanks for the recc though. I was thinking something along the lines of computer programming or something to do with computers. I always see job postings for those...

>>36913381
I'm 22 as well. "Why can't you make that much" is the same as asking "Why aren't you rich?"

Leave Normie scum. You most likely had everything handed to you on a silver platter. At the very least you can stop shitting up /r9k/ a last bastion where unfortunates like us can congregate.

>>36913312
if its first job or your are atleast young then then grab it for the experience

like rly big thing realistically isn't getting and leaving jobs, its NOT getting fired constantly, just send in 2 week notice and keep track record decent so you can feel out what type of jobs don't destroy your soul

>>36913587
fired or quitting*

that will fuck you if you are a wagecuck, regardless of if 20k or 80k a year

>>36913587
I do have experience though just not in sales. Although I put in my resume that I worked two years as a sales associate. Should I ask him for a raise?

>>36904807
>professional youtuber
>full time job
>pay: 0 dollars and 0 cents

feelsbadman

It's because all my content is autistic meme gameplay footage that gets maybe 5 views, and those 5 views are from me checking them to see if they got any views.

>>36913665
What's your channel? Lmao

>>36913665
the autistic meme market has crashed a long time ago, better find something family friendly that sells.

>>36913729
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE8n10QBF2I-2os9aHGnlDg

>>36906686
it's not your fault and he's not the cool kid if he's that serious about stupid shit, he most likely has just told his friends a bunch of bullshit lies about you because he got mad he got in trouble, grocery store life is very petty.

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Swim coach for a private club at 29
Part time, usually less than 20 hours a week
I work with younger kids in two groups, one aged 6-8 and the other 8-11. I'm not required to talk to parents very often, and kids are much easier for me to not sperg out around and maintain my calm. It's a lot easier to get the attention of a bunch of kids and talk to them without losing my shit.
$18/hr, which at part time is enough to scrape by. It's going to come back to kill me when I get older, but the thought of working a full time job around adults constantly kills me inside

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>>36904807
>Software dev intern
>$22 an hour, will probably make $35 when i graduate
>It's pretty much just problem solving


>mfw i fell for the computer science meme

>>36913577
Nope, somewhere along the line you fucked up. I came from a blue collar/low class family so you can fuck yourself.

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>>36904807
>Editor in Internal Communications with my company
>Full time
>Comfy, lots of time to listen to music, read comics and shitpost between assignments
>$16/hr

>>36913944
yo how many years does it take to become a software dev?

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Another day, another 5 hrs spent filling out job applications and hoping for someone to take interest before i run out of money....

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>>36904807
I specialize in the field of unemployment, full time. I make $0 an hour. It's awesome.

>>36914114
The length of a college degree. People say you don't need one but you won't even be considered if you apply for a job without one.

I'm a student, I go to lectures maybe twice a week for 2 hours. The rest of the time I never leave my room other than to get food because it's ensuite and warm and snuggly.

It's a hard life but I get by.

>>36909451
Shut your fucking mouth, you have no idea what you're talking about. Almost none under 30 will ever be able to own their own home, owning a car costs close to $1000 a year even if you never drive it, food is at least twice as expensive as it is in America, not to mention the fact that our dollar is barely worth70% of the us dollar at best and we get taxed exorbitantly. All told, we earn as much net profit as you do.

>>36907255
You're from India right?

>>36914114
I am getting my bachelors degree right now which will take me 4 years or so. If you get your bachelors degree you will usually make a bit more than someone without a degree at the start of your career. You can keep going and get a masters degree too and make even more.

However, you could also teach yourself as a few people in the field do. This will take you a couple years or so based on how disciplined you are and how hard you push yourself. Be warned, however, learning programming on your own is HARD, and people that teach themselves usually don't have as good of an idea of general concepts and theory of development (Doesn't really matter all that much if you are just trying to get a decent job).

Most people don't have the discipline and motivation to teach themselves though, unless it's out of passion (I certainly wouldn't), so college is usually the best path for career programmers. I was lucky enough to have a good chunk of my college paid for by my parents.

>>36909451
You realize they just raise the price of everything to compensate for the higher minimum wage, right?

>>36914382
Not necessarily. I know a few people in the field that never went to college.

Although you really need to have a few impressive open source projects under your belt before you can get your foot in the door somewhere.

After you get your first job a degree doesn't matter as much.

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Thinking about signing up for a coding bootcampt to help me get a job.
Is this a good idea or bad? Am I better off just going to some community college and getting a programming asscoiates degree or someting

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>>36904966
>I fucking hate it, managers are too fucking into it and if you make some stupid trivial mistake its like we are working on space shuttle and not hamburgers.

just started a job that sounds exactly like this

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>>36906505
>Newfag at old job
>Works harder than than most of staff
>Management says I need to work harder
>Works harder
>Still says I'm not working hard enough.
>Give woman who takes breaks all the time more days than me
>Get last paycheck before quitting.
>Almost ks because feels like failure.

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Quality assurance lab tech at a allograft device manufacturing plant.

May sound verbose and cool to some but I just spent 45 mins watching 8 college graduates huddled up in a circle, trying to jam media jars into this new rack we received for sterility testing before deciding to call maitaincence to adjust it. Also i get 16 burger bux/hour.

>>36910676
>he doesn't scoop to other levels

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>>36904807
i work in an office dominated by nepotism. As I type this my 'general manager' is talking about how great the owner's son is at sports. He has 0 years experience in our field and got handed the job at $300,000 plus because his kid plays ball with the owners kid.

I also (not kidding at all) have 7 managers working in my office of 3 wagies.

For 2+ hours each morning 4 managers making a combined $1 million a year talk about their children and how great they are, while I slave away in my cube with the other wagies doing 98% of the work for the company.

These bosses decided to completely overhaul the software system (they have no clue how to use) because they thing it will make everything run much more efficient and expect the wagie to implement the entire thing while they talk about how great they are.

I've never in my life, nor ever will be, been surrounded by more egotistical morons who have no clue how to run a business.

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College graduate in between jobs. None of which I liked.
OK, let's start at #1, the chain supermarket.
> Work at chain supermarket
> Wanted to night stocker
> Explained that I worked three months at another supermarket, but recruiter still started me at $8/hour
> Wasn't the store I wanted, so I had no idea where everything was
> One day of hands-on training, that was it
> Was told one of the other night stockers was injured, so everyone was working to cover it
> 40 hour work week
> Employer told me to come in an hour later so the breaks were combined into one 30-minute paid break with no other breaks
> Could listen to music and be alone, felt like it was the comfy job I could do well at and get /fit/ at
> Seemed like good money at the time as I had gotten out of college and didn't have a lot of work experience
> Had this grand plan that this could serve as a base because I wanted to work in their food manufacturing plants
> Find out you had ridiculously fast for 8 hours straight and everyone else already had long figured out the store layout and where everything was because the computer training didn't tell you shit
> No extra time to work, the system doesn't let you clock in
> Still expected to help customers
> One day bleach spilled on my uniform, they didn't even want to help replace the black pants, which were mine
> Papercuts all the time from opening boxes, which the bleach irritated
> Put up with whole ordeal for a few weeks anyway
> Find out that the injured guy is back on the job and my hours are gone
> Get laid off within three weeks
> Find out later the produce department had taken a liking to me and wanted me to interview there but they got me out of the company.

And you know what the worst part of it was? It was supposed to be a good anchor to my resume, instead I only worked there less than a month.

Cont. for #2, Subway

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#2 Subway. Note that I'm not even including #0, another supermarket that has since gone out of business. Located in a rough neighborhood with nepotism and all sorts of stuff. Anyway, the Subway story.
> Manager wants to hire me for closing
> Since I just worked overnights it sounds pretty good
> Made less than the old supermarket but got a lot of benefits--free drinks, cookies, sandwiches
> Employees were terrible, people from the lower class because I was way overqualified
> Turns out all of them had criminal records at one time or another
> Not too proud to work at a Subway and I wanted to be a nice guy
> Wanted to make friends
> But they excluded from me from conversation and sneered at me when I tried to talk to them
> Poor training made me not work sandwiches very well
> Line assembly means everyone resented me even though I wanted to be polite to customers
> Never got more than 15 hours
> Always kept the place clean
> The franchise owned a shit-ton of Subway stores in the area
> Had a cleaning contest with rewards for employees
> The stores that won had to keep hours down and the only way you can win is if you keep it clean all the time
> Our store won 2nd place
> Only a few employees got the bonus because they were actually there
> They took up all the hours so I only went to work for 4 hours next week
> Final straw was when franchise expected employees to wait tables every hour (all employees which didn't make since from a logistics standpoint because during peak hours, we were all serving) or they got fired after too many times
> Realized I'd rather quit than get fired for company's bullshit
> Never looked back

>>36915876
>>36916127

#3 pls

OREGANO COMMENTARO PEPE

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Do you have to make your money via wages, or have a really low ass salary, to qualify as a wagecuck?

Or is anyone who has to wake up to work automatically a wagecuck?

70k a year software developer here

>>36916689
can you get me a job at your place please?

Wanna hear the funniest joke ever?
You need experience to get a job and you can only get experience from working. Wow very nice system, normies, you really thought of everything.

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>>36905912
>>36907600
>tfw I have made a reputation for myself in every job I've had where I just work silently when I can and leave
>never really talk unless spoken to and try not to hold a conversation for long or talk about taboo stuff like politics and religion
>always super reliable but just not a talker for fear of revealing my power level
>tfw in every job I've worked everyone complains to me about everyone else, yet I never get complained about
>I've even overheard conversations of other workers and whenever it got to me it was never bad or good just indifference
>"oh anon, he's alright"
>"omg _____ is such a cunt, but anon he's cool"
>"anon? oh he's a little weird cause he ever talks but he's good"
>stuff like that, I'm not sure if its a good or bad thing that I don't really elicit any strong feeling from coworkers
>I just kinda exist along side them, probably just like a side character, not memorable except for my work ethic

>started a 9-5 office job on Monday
>bored to death
>was invited to lunch by coworkers who have the same job as me and my social skills were awful. I had nothing to say and neither did they.
>didn't even feel awkward after a few minutes, I just stopped caring that I had nothing to say to normies and vice versa
>job itself is boring as fuck, of course
>work in open plan office that is distracting as fuck while surrounded on all sides by normies
>despite it "only" being 9-5, commute makes it about 8-5.30
>entire day is swallowed up after work and collecting a package from the store- it's literally fucking almost 8pm

I just know that everyone thinks I'm a freak weirdo because I am not a normie.

>>36916635
Time for #3 robots.
> Maybe six months after Subway find another job
> Different city, bigger city, should be able to find job there
> Got a place to stay for a few months
> Work as a deli clerk
> Higher wage than either one
> Want to impress manager by having super open schedule and don't have to worry about night shift because deli isn't open nights
> Store is near bus station so have to worry about people pulling scams on us all the time
> Boss plays favorites
> Puts me on worse schedule
> Has me doing tasks that I'm not good at, basically same sandwich making (except for prewrapped) except I also have to help customers doing other things
> Other coworkers are alright, the ones that aren't her favorites (basically aren't Mexican)
> Later hires Mexican Chad, supposedly PT but gets hours and FT perks I never get
> Manager dislikes the fact that I don't get work done on time but blames me and hates me more instead of doing something about it (tasks I'd be good at, or more training--I can't do better tasks because she gave that to her friends)
> Explain to store manager that I'm not good at what I do, he says I'm not good at it because I don't like it
> Rejected for apartments in the area
> Time is running out at my current place
> Have to quit
> Try to explain it my boss
> "It's okay, anon, it's a high turnover job, you'll be replaced easily"
> move back home
> unemployed for about six months again

edit: i hate "connection errors"

>>36904807
Help people around my area do farm work afternoons and all weekend. Most of em pay 12 bucks an hour on average

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It's time for #4 (sorry #3 lacked a picture).

> After #3, vowed to never work retail or foodservice again
> Despite that I still applied to vidya stores
> Had a few promising leads including a full time job or two I really liked but nothing panned out
> Roommate, a bro, says his company is hiring
> Call center temp job
> "it's easy, you just read a script"
> evening shift
> feels kinda good, sort of a comfy white collar job just out of reach
> good pay, not bitchy about overtime, don't have to interact with weird coworkers
> have to share a cubicle with morning shift and deal with that
> coffee is bad and there are no cups but whatever
> it's a job where I'm supposed to call shareholders to get votes for board meetings of funds and have information for callers
> but it's all outsourced and I'm legally barred from explaining the stuff even though I can figure out what's going on
> get yelled at every week by shareholders
> do pretty mediocre at it
> turns out to really get votes you have to be a salesman
> I am not a salesman
> Can't even have a pleasant chat with the nice ones because that drives up time you spend on the phone
> The company never tells us anything including when we're supposed to leave, or how many votes left
> One of the jobs has us asking if we want the board members to get a million MORE dollars this year
> board members are making 8 figure salaries
> what the fuck
> they're the reason I'm working a temporary part time poorly paid job in a farmed-out 3rd party company that doesn't even provide nice things for employees
> can't even take pride in doing something good for society or pleasing ordinary people
> almost happy when I get termed

Now a NEET again, still looking for a FT job. That's where my story ends. I can give #0, another grocery job a greentext but that's about the extent of it.

worked in a fancy restaurant as a busser and wanted to kill myself before i eventually lost all self control and quit

now im trying to find out how to make $700 a month without a job because id rather kill myself then work another real job

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>>36904807
Starcucks barista. I love it! I love coffee, I love my coworkers, and I love serving my customers. Only bad thing $9/h.

I need a real wagecuck job. In an office.

Work in a warehouse. Mostly I work with a single client that sells furniture, so I pick orders and service customers.

Pay is decent for being in Yurop (about $15 hour after taxes)

Been a few months and the prospects are looking good for getting a raise and added benefits, which could push my pay above $20. Feels good mang.

I could have been sitting on my ass and receiving jobseeker benefits, which would be about 50% of what I make right now, but after a month of that I wanted out and got this job.

Love scandinavia. Moving here was the best decision I made.

I clean houses and offices with some old bitch or her Stacy daughters. I usually make around $600 a month.

>>36904807

This is where I say I'm the guy that puts the mustard on beefburgers at a fast food bar and make eleventy billion Amerilard dollars a week isn't it?

>>36916810
What even is a basic office job? Like what do you do?

>be doing final year of britbong school (a levels)
>doing 10 hour long database exam today
>going pretty fucking well
>database crashes and save is corrupted, meaning i've lost 2 hours out of the 10 hours exam

all i need is half makrs to get an averrage grade IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO MAYBE GET A GOOD GRADE FOR ONCE EVEN WHEN I TRY I STILL FAIL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36918625
i also have a fear of working a minimum wage job for a pittance which doesn't work well with my shitty grades, i'll use up my savings and probably kill myself by next year

>>36905248
This is what happens when criminals are sent to an island and then populate it. The lazy criminal Gene is passed on to their children

>>36905389
>ny in US so benefits are top tier
>>oneitis I had class with g
bra you should play the role of the experienced wise guy and go in and be cocky and smug and let her fall into your lap

>>36906629
I'm >>36905040
I'm planning on going back to college to study computer science... got any tips for me to land a comfy, good salaried job after graduating?

>>36904807
> Wagecuck at a dying retailer
> Mostly chill job, get the usual annoying customer here and there
> Company has an autistic obsession with pushing a failed product no one's interested in
> Company is run by out of touch old people; official way of pitching and selling this product is in a very autistic manner
> Get yelled at on a daily basis for not selling this failed product. Constantly fear being written up or fired
> Every good thing I do is being ignored. I practically do everyone's job for them and it never gets acknowledged

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>>36919857
Sears? Yeah, the idiot in charge is running the company into the ground and everyone knows it

>>36919909
Nah, Staples. I've worked at Sears before, and it's like night and day. Staples makes Sears look like Walmart and Amazon by comparison.

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>get job in a production line
>12 hr shifts 5 days a week on min wage
>get treated like a dog for months, stuck with the dullest jobs in the shift and often get ridiculed by the supervisor
>about to quit
>new management and prospect of change of shift into a 4 on 4 off rotation happen in early april
>decide to stick it up for a "couple of weeks" until change of shifts
>change of shifts never happen
>get promoted to quality control thanks to being one of the few people in the work place who can actually write/speak English
>supposed to get 12 weeks training
>get told I have two
>first day there were no other QCs so it was literally just me
>next four days one of the QCs was around and he was really helpful
>this week, which was supposed to be second week of training I was made to work night shift on my own and doing the work of two QCs

I haven't been to work the last two shifts due to a surgery I just got but fuck this job. I decided to stick with it because being a QC is a rare chance to take my CV off the bottom of the job market barrel. I just want to learn how to QC properly and work 4 on 4 off, not worry about massively fucking something up because I'm made to do the workload of two people for a position I've only been in for 4 days while the day shift has the two experienced QCs working at the same time.

>>36904966
the broken/strange english in this post made it infinitely more enjoyable to read

post more germanbro

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>pic related
>it's not fun at all
>during your orientation you're given a lecture about how (verbatim) "this isn't Willy Wonka's chocolate factory; we're here to conduct business"
>eerily quiet all the time
>got to see/know about the Switch throughout its entire R&D, resent the company for turning it into a piece of shit
>cafeteria has amazing food though

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Time for the Job #0 greentext.
> be me
> college student
> working one summer
> first job because was in high school during recession
> summer is always slow months because college town
> get job at local supermarket
> have to drive across town but whatev
> "front end clerk"
> really old place built in the late '80s and never renovated
> as a FE clerk I work minimum wage and bag groceries
> can't really remember training on the job, get blamed for newbie errors
> due to merchandise mix and the neighborhood everyone is either black, old, or a hippie of some sort
> help people out to their cars for allowed tips
> never make as much as the other FE clerks who are all younger than me
> the cashiers are also younger than me
> clean restrooms as well
> woman who works at the front office handling money and stuff is one of the manager's 16 year old daughter
> his son also worked in a high management position
> store is way overstaffed for what they have
> drive home after closing and the big chain supermarket is packed
> want to talk to cashiers but they're instructed to stand in front of checkout booths
> while I have to stand in the back not allowed to do anything during that time
> never get promoted
> leave after school gets back in session and traffic is too horrible to make it worthwhile
> quit after 3 months
> try to get re-hired next summer
> get told I was "mediocre" and not re-hired
> store closes two and a half years later
> they carried a few items I liked but not much sympathy

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>work as a shop assistant at a vitamin shop
>I am bad at my job and hated by co-workers for my obesity and lack of energy
>wanted to try and improve my relations with co-workers
>came in early one day to re-arrange the store
>nobody asked me to, thought it would be a nice treat
>tried to arrange the store in a 'clever' way
>put all the Vitamin A at the back of the shelves so we could tell customers 'if you can't see it you clearly need it' (Vitamin A improves vision)
>left Iron supplements scattered across the floor (Iron is heavy so like we dropped it, to make customers augh)
>put the fish oil in a puddle of water
>did his for everything
>manager comes in
>screams at me and threatens to fire me if I don't clean everything
>I came in at 4am to do that shit for nothing
>get docked pay for damages

>>36904807
I'm part time at Uhaul

>>36921303
That's pretty stupid Anon, but your heart was in the right place at least

Recently started working as a bike courier at Foodora, earned lil bit over 60 eu from 2 days. six fiddy an hour

>>36921303
>You are not payed to think on job you are paid to do what is told

-Goldberg Shekelstein

Horizontal Directional Dril Operator/Locator. 20/hr An hour. Job sucks

>>36920101
12 hours a day and five days a week!

Fucking hell, that's grim.

Surly when you have 12 hour shifts you work three days, max four

>looking for first entry level big boy job
>"must have 3-5 years of experience to be elligible"

>>36906629

Man that's a load of shit. Nowhere in hell you would get 122k a year for "software developer." I have a friend who is one and he barely scraps by, you're so full of shit.

>>36922420
This, it's the most retarded thing ever. I always take it as "if you went to college for 3 to 4 years for this, you're eligible."

I was working a shit factory where I was getting burns and cuts every day for minimum wage 40hrs/week.

Tomorrow I'm moving like 80 miles away so I can work at an amusement park that's opening up for $8.50/hr 70hrs/week.

I'm 26.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

>>36904807
Grocery wizard at Target, mostly part time (~25 hours/week but it varies), and $11.20/hour. I actually have a blast here, though at some point I will need to change jobs if I can't find a position here with a reliable 32-40 hours/week.

>>36904841
Get yourself crosstrained and away from the front end ASAP!

>>36918141
I was the busser in a fancy restaurant too for a year. Hard job, sure, but I got promoted. I serve now and that tips money is worth the effort of bussing.

>>36916689

I think having a shitty, low-paying job you hate but must keep working to avoid homelessness and starvation is what makes one a wagecuck.

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fast food
i fucking hate the food
i despise the people i feed
i hate having to constantly drive my workers to do the shit that needs doing because deep down i dont think its worth it and i have no idea why i am trying so hard

somebody get me out of this shitty hamster wheel

>>36906416
This was an alright framework 3 years back with lots of start ups using it. Do not con others into wasting their time learning it just because you fell for it though. It's useless now.

>>36922529
You realize there are different tiers of software development right? The job title is incredibly vague. All it means is that you write software. There are so many branches of that, and depending on where you live and what your skill set is, you might not make shit.

Enlisted into americuck army bc I saw a hooah faggot in an advert.
Got kicked out 'honorably' for more or less plutonium grade aspbergers sydrome
Dealt with other hooah fags who bitched and fought each other like Meat head cucks in the barracks
Ate shit food
Artillery shook the windows and I wanted to fucking kill myself.b
$9.73 a fucking hour.
Mfw I now do absolutely nothing productive and smoke weed

Also have a pending job at Mcdicks for $11/h

>>36915218
>coding bootcamp
depends. you actually do need to have some skills before going

>>36924601
i have some experience with Visual Basic but haven't practiced that in years

>>36922420
are you me? This is exactly what I've been dealing with for the past 2-3 months...considering getting some minimum wagecuckoldery since unemployment is turning me insane.

>>36923923
wait, busboiiis don't get any part of the tips?!?

>all these entitled firstworldler crybabies

try earning $3/h with no medical insurance

>>36925252
how can you even afford internet? in what shithole do you live?

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>>36925252

Better luck on your respawn. Sorry your parents are retarded shitskins.

Software Engineering co-op. $15/hr

>>36904807
I work at a club/cocktailbar as a bartender. If you saw me at work you'd never imagine me be a robot, but deep inside underneath the charming surface and the inciting smile and the intriguing ways of pouring liquor I am there; the real me, observing and judging everyone as mindless normie scum. And I get laid with whoever I want. It's a buffet of pussy.

>>36904807
Just got a job at mid tier fast food burger place called char hut. $8.15 an hour to pay for my community college

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>>36925638
>you'd never imagine me be a robot
>I am there; the real me, observing and judging everyone as mindless normie scum
>And I get laid with whoever I want
>normie scum calling other normies "normie scum"
Really makes me type letters on an imageboard.

>bagging ladies items
>say hello and she rambles about stuff in her life
>tells me her son just died of cancer

I froze up and said nothing. i'm sorry for your loss lady, but i'm not equipped to deal with this

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>>36926210
>I froze up and said nothing. i'm sorry for your loss lady, but i'm not equipped to deal with this
Probably the worst part of my old call center job

>>36926661
I wish i said something. if you're in pain so much that you'd tell a random cashier this i can't even imagine. i wish i'd known what to do

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>landscape for 17.50$ an hour

Good pay but it fucking sucks.

Electrician, $33/hr

If your boss says
>We really appreciate people who are well-motivated and put in the extra effort. Feel free to drop in any time outside your hours and spend a bit of time studying the material, really getting to grips with the company. Remember, we review every few months and those who review well see regular raises
I already put in an extra hour during training. Next week they're expecting me to stick around beyond my shift since I 'expressed interest'. I think I'll be paid for that though. Am I getting Jewed here?