>tfw no small chest gf

Fembot here. What do guys even see in chestlets?

>>36905116
I find chestlets more cute and they honestly have the best personalities.

>>36905116
>fembot
Every time a female posts, she has to announce that she's a female. Just like an attentionwhore

Really activates your almonds

>>36905116
There's a distinct appeal in lithe and understated features. Not everything needs to be nigger ass and cow tits.

>>36905156
Welcome to literally the invention of Tits or GTFO.

>>36904586
dfc is amazing

>>36904586
>gf
Yeah ok pedo

>>36905156
Probably because the answer to the question depends on the gender of the person asking. Announcing your gender is occasionally justified. In this case if she hadn't said she was a fembot we'd just assume it's some dude saying "lmao haha how do you fap to girls without BOOBIES?" Instead it's a girl wondering why guys aren't attracted to their tits. Like a guy asking why a girl doesn't like big muscles or enormous cocks (even though most of them require both).

>>36905408
No, it wasn't necessary

The question "What do people even see in chestlets" would get the same response.. Her gender played no role in the post, she just wanted attention.

>>36905453
I guess you're right. It's just slightly different to explain these things to people without dicks.

DFC girlfriends are the best.
When you cuddle with them, your hearts are closer together.

>>36904586
This feel torments me every day.

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How flat is too flat?

>>36906119
>too flat

There is no such thing.

>>36906119
Image you posted is bretty perfect TBQFH

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>>36906181
Aika is perfection.

>>36905137
>>36905190
Real men like bigs tits and ass. You must be retarded and gay to like anything else.

>>36906429
OPINIONS AREN'T FUCKING ALLOWED HERE ALRIGHT?

>>36906446
All you pussy ass bitches fawning over small tits. Grow up and get some taste. The bigger the tits and ass the better the woman.

>>36906565
I'm not into bimbos. Sorry

>>36906119
When it's concave

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>>36906565
Here's an idea anon, why don't you fuck a cow? Seems like they have all you're looking for.

>>36905116
So when you hug her you can hold her closer to your heart.

Also it's super cute when she tries to give a titjob like in OP pic because by having to try extra hard she's showing how much she cares.

Furthermore it was 120% unnecessary to announce your gender.

>>36905116
It's the "cute vs. sexy" thing.
Cute girls have small chests, and it makes them appear more innocent.

Also, small boobs and nice butts are where it's at though.

>>36906583
You might call them bimbos, but they are the personification of sex and you must literally be gay to not want to fuck them.

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>>36906785
Oh yeah bimbos are just so hot

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>>36906785
>It's another anon is too slow to understand different people have different tastes episode

>>36905156
Confirmation bias, how would you even know unless they told you?

>>36906911
Well shit that's a decent point. Can't believe that didn't occur to me in 10 years here.
But I stand by 'tits or gtfo' just because of all the annoying cunts pointing it out for no damn reason like at the start of the thread.
It's not too often that gender is remotely relevant to a conversation here.

The smaller her chest the closer you are to her heart when you hug.

>>36905116
Because the majority of the people here are low test losers. You'd never hear an alpha male say this type of shit, men are supposed to seek out a women with developed mammary glands to feed and raise healthy children. Most of these hopeless individuals are just desperate and/or closet pedo's.

>>36904586
>tfw no chestlet gf to scold you for selfishly coming too soon

>>36907044
sounds like a woman talking

Men are drawn to women that look like they've recently become capable of procreating. More time for pumping out kids. Big tit women look like they've already pushed some out. Not to mention the looks fade fast after ~25

>>36907044
yeah, you can have all the fat chicks, alpha-male. Somebody's got to jump that grenade

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>>36907044
Get a load of thjis roastie

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>>36904586
>like small chest tall girls
>/a/ does too
>/r9k/ shitposts the chestlet meme
>say I like small chests
>get called roastie, shill, or dumb

>>36906565
Fucking disgusting pleb taste. You couldn't be more of a normalfag if you tried.

>>36907240
>>36907288
I'm actually a dude who isn't deprived of my manliness, I have a big dick and hair on my face unlike you pathetic whimps. When the desperation hits you hard enough maybe you'll settle for a trap and let her(him) peg you, small chest and all.

>>36907247
>What is busty women

>>36907365
Why do you care this much what other people want to fuck?
Moreover, "want to fuck" is different to "want to marry". But apparently you feel such a need to express how manly you are that you can't imagine not being Conan the Barbarian and leaving your seed in dozens of cunts.
Mad gainz, brah.

>>36907365
Having a "big dick" as you so proudly claim to people that don't care doesn't mean you have good taste. Go look at big tits somewhere else. We all love dfc here

>>36907318
>get called roastie, shill, or dumb
Or a pedophile, that's a pretty usual response to saying you like small chests.

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>>36907365
You sound quite insecure if you feel the need to brag about your "manliness" on fucking r9k of all places.

Meanwhile, I'm just here jacking off to whatever strikes my fancy, not giving a shit about the opinions of retards such as you. But yeah, you're the manly one dude!!

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>>36904586
Can someone translate those moonrunes?

>>36907365
People who are hungry like big tits, people who are full like small ones. That's literally the only science we know so far.

petite girls are great because they can look cute and elegant, and it's easy to manhandle them. the look of a perfectly tight chest in a camisole or tank top is god-tier

fat chicks are great because being smothered under a horny fat bitch can feel good

not too sold on the in-between desu

so when the chestlets invariably find this thread, should we start a chestlest dating hook up thread?

>>36907601

I'm putting out for arbitrary reasons

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>>36907424
>Or a pedophile
I really wish we could stop this meme.
As a self respecting lover of youth I hate to be lumped in with these chestlet pinning freaks.

When will people realize small tits are not the appeal of the beauty of a little girl.
Screeching autist flatfags should all kindly burn in a fire tbqfh

>>36907044
wow that was rude, go fuck yourself

>>36907601
i think shes saying, "what are you looking at"

>>36907601
>Why are you doing this(cumming) at your own convenience?

Someone make this sound more English, I'm too tired.

>>36904586
dont do this to me op
i feel this every day

>>36909283
Its enough to get the gist of what shes saying. Thanks.

>>36905156

malebot here. hey all you silly girls :P

>>36909283
How the fuck do you read anything in that font? I swear I stared at "katte" for 2 minutes and couldn't figure out what it was anyway.

>>36905116
have one currently, though I've always preferred child bearing-hips and a flat chest over any other body type

>>36907044
i dont think this is the case