femanon feels

Jesus Christ FUCK OFF TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD
>>>/CGL/
>>>/CGL/
>>>/CGL/

>>36903699
anon, do you want me to cosplay for you?

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STOP PLAYING WITH MY LONELINESS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm a male
>add a boy on /r9k/
>we talk for a bit, get to know each other
>he starts ignoring me for no reason
Turn this thread into a male feels

>>36903728
>anon, do you want me to cosplay for you?
yes please, be my senjougahara

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>>36903728
Pull off a good sister of battle and I will marry you ON THE SPOT.

>>36903681
>A cute girl/boy won't talk to me and become my exclusive lover.

Ending it.

>>36903681
h-hi femanon how are you?
how was your day

>>36903787
this seems really simple to make, i could at least make the outfit

>>36903795
i have never made anything like that, but i can take a good crack at it

>>36903681
what show is this
looks KyoAni but I don't recognize it

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>>36903753
>he starts ignoring me for no reason
EVERY TIME

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>>36903681
>expected a troll thread from someone pretending to be a roastie/Stacey
>instead get a heartwarming and cute post

>>36903868
>i could at least make the outfit
please do. and be my gf. pls post skype

I hope he ghosts you like I've been ghosted by every """""fembot""""""

>>36903901
unfortunately i do not use skype anymore. i can just do email/discord but posting those wouldnt be a great idea

>>36903869
Wondered the same thing, google says it's from Kokoro Connect.

>>36903868
>but i can take a good crack at it

I like you already. The simple fact that you didn't dismiss it out of hand as "too difficult" shows promise.

What HAVE you made/done already?

>>36903681
Congrats. How did you guys find eachother

>>36903681
FUCK OFF THIS ISN'T TINDER OR ANY SORT OF BONDING SITE
THIS IS A SITE FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T

>>36903925
>Hit up girls and guys of /r9k
>get ghosted
Man, I just wanna bust a nut from something else other than my hand

>>36903699
>mfw autistic cgl grills and robots were meant to be
>robots still don't go over there, but when the cgl grills come here they get all hostile and tell them to go back

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>>36904058
i just make my own clothes, mostly in the form of t-shirts and pajamas, hats and scarves for winter. ive been doing it for years, but i havent ever made a cosplay before

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>>36904185
Then in light if that can you make me some bomb ass comfy as fuck house/pajama pants? Surely you know what I mean. I've already got a sick hat for the winter otherwise I'd ask for that.

>>36903795
>Sister of battle

Shit fucking taste mate.

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>>36904330
Get out and stay out you god damned heretic.

>>36904367
>A bunch of women who want to fuck the emperor
>Actually good for anything

I'll pass, even the retarded inquisition is better than them.

>>36904385
>sisters of battle
>wanting to fuck the emperor

You're bad at lore. Go away.

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>>36903728
This post gave both an erection and a case of the feels. I really need to leave this site.

>tfw no qt gf to have dirty cosplay sex with

>>36904444
Literal whores of the emperor. I'd take ultrasmurfs over them.

>>36904301
i would be able to, yes. they arent much more comfortable than store bought ones, but they are cheap to make and it kills time for me

Are you the 14 year old that tried to Chris Hansen that robot?

>>36903681
All I wanna know is what anime is the girl in the OP from?

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>Scared of driving so I have to walk or ask dad to drive me everywhere
>Dead end office job but feel safe and secure there
>Teased by both Catholic and Protestant friends over the church I picked to join
>Want a little girl so bad but afraid of the pain of birth and possibility of getting a retard or autismo boy instead

>>36904499
Ever done any blankets? I've got one now that isn't the softest but it's so incredibly warm I love it. I just put an extra sheet between it and me and I'm good to go in the worst case scenario. Plus, I'd imagine if something was made with care and love it'd be comfier anyway just out of hand.

>>36904696
Why wouldn't you be happy with having a kid made from both you and the person you love? Regardless of gender.

>>36903885
WE ARE FUCKING AFRAID TO BE HURT
why cant you understand that.
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

>>36903681
>From /r9k/
Nothing to be happy about

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>>36904767

IDK I mean I only have sisters and female cousins so I wouldn't know what to do with a boy.

It might be cool to have an adult son as an old lady but little boys are kinda scary. They're always doing weird stuff like smearing poo on the walls.

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>Tfw no fembot gf who forgives your social ineptitude and actually enjoys talking to you

Life is suffering.

>>36904824
Nigga, just because you see that one image of a toddler boy smearing shit on the wall doesn't mean all boys do that. That's actually an incredibly strange traits for a kid to do.

You're being dumb now.

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>add femanon because she asks for a friend and/or bf
>chat with her for some hours, tell her goodnight
>put her on test the next days and don't contact her first
>they never fucking write back on their own

>>36904827
I know the feeling anon

>>36904938
she has 50 other orbiters she needs to keep in contact with, she will get around to you eventually :)

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>>36904938
such is Iife

>>36904731
ive done a few small blankets, pillows and pillowcases. most of my blankets arent too thick, because i tend to overheat easy. in that case i just stack a few thin blankets in winter until im comfortable

>>36904827
being socially inept isnt a bad thing in my eyes, sorry to hear about your experiences anon

>>36904938
They want you to engage them, make money for them, etc.

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>>36904938

Just got ghosted by a fembot myself. Hurts like hell. We had a lot of similar interests and she was my type(whitewashed brown girl with small breasts).

>>36904938
as a femanon, i have pretty bad anxiety about texting people first and a lot of the time i just assume they are busier than i am so i don't want to bother them. if that makes you feel any better.

>>36905058
Shut the fuck up, bitch, sewiously

>>36905058
>she texts people that aren't family
how's living without social isolation

>>36905126
i am unironically diagnosed with severe social anxiety and have 1 (one) irl friend. all of the people i talk to online i've met through games and 4chan.

>>36905194

Fuck...I think you just described exactly my malfunction as a human being.

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>>36905102
Nah man, she's probably serious. I've known and dated some lonely ass women who've behaved like this.

>>36905058
You. Anxiety sucks but you know how much relief you feel when that person you're hoping for texts you first/back? Give that gift to them...We're used to being ignored so if you take this one tiny step, you'll find a really good friend or a qt to take home. Whatever.

>>36905254
Stop whiteknighting, you fag

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>>36905281
I'd give the same advice to a guy in the same situation..soo.

>>36905352
>Typing like a bitch
Fuck off, little dick

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>>36905377
Spread dem cheek boi.

>>36905410
And you're a faggot, apparently

>>36904696

>enjoying the works of David "whoa so quirky" Lynch

TROUT IN THE PERCOLATOR AM I RIGHT YOU FUCKING PRETENTIOUS WUSS

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>>36905434
Maybe if you keep saying it your dream will come true and someone will be willing to fuck your lil boi pussi.

Probably not though, you miserable cunt.

>>36904985
Yeah, having no idea how to talk to another person face to face isn't that bad when you can just seclude yourself, but when you're put into situations where you have to go out and socialize with other people it really sucks. It's like I know I'm being weird and becoming "that guy" whenever I open my mouth, but all I can really do is sit back and watch myself fuck up.

But I guess we all have that one thing we're really shitty at desu

>>36905490
Yeah, that's mad gay of you to try to use on other people, it's almost like you're projecting.

>>36905471

:(

Yeah, I've been accused of being pretentious before. I also like Hannibal and Asian Horror movies...

>>36904938
I usually do that test after a few conversations. If she doesn't ever contact me first, then I delete her.
>we contact each other
>have an enjoyable conversation that probably lasts hours
>end it for the day
>maybe say hello and talk again the next day
>end it
>put her to the test and she if she contacts me first
>if she does she may be buddy material, if not then delete after a week

I still haven't had any female online friends before. They never contact first. Good thing guys are pretty good conversationalists, and know how to say hello every once in a while.

>>36905058
As male dealing with that shit now, I'll text first 3-4 times, and afterwards I'll go assume just the very same as you. "She is probably either busy and/or disinterested, so I won't bother."

>>36903681
>talking to a boy for the first time in my life
Literally how

>>36904824
>so I wouldn't know what to do with a boy
Presumably, if you're actually with a guy, he would have some ideas on how to raise one.

>>36904179
Lol no
Seagulls are attention whores who want a rich suger dady to help them cosplay

>>36905733

Ask him questions about himself. Inject yourself into the discourse if you share an interest or have an interesting anecdote.

Slowly mix in gentle teasing when you've built some rapport.

Be a little mysterious and not clingy without being aloof or bitchy.

>>36905656
Where are you from? I'd be interested in speaking to you if youd like

>>36905827
>Not clingy

I'd love someone to be clingy with me, actually.

>>36906212
Yurop. But I don't have much time for talking during the week, so you might be better off trying elsewhere.

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tfw no gf (male)

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/

>>36906380
Clingy is only good if they're cute, which 1/9001 fembots are.

>>36907494
this is hysterical. There are seriously girls on this fucking board? I don't believe it.

>>36904938
The rule of thumb is for the first few days you message first to establish a repertoire of talking to one another every day.

Then if you want to shittest her, you do it.

>>36904938
>dont interact with people after one day of adding them
>BAWW WHY DO THEY NOT TALK TO ME ANYMORE

>>36903681
>Been in discord for a while, kinda active.
>Tfw talked in vc before but said I didn't wanna talk rn
>"Talk so we can hear your cute voice"
>w h a t .jpeg

Hnnng.

>add fembot on discord
>she always messages first

feels good man

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>>36903740
Lamo, why can't I stop laughing at these "PISS OFF NORMAL FAGS" all caps insanely angry pepe replys. Am I retarded?
>Lamo
I probably am retarded considering I use that
>insanely angry pepe
wow I'm such a fucking faggot
>am I retarded
Yeah I probably am, what a fucking useless waste of life I am
>replys to self
what are you fucking stupid
>starts talking as if I'm two
but I'm one right?
Who are you
>you but we are me right?
This is getting scary
>faggot starts scaring himself with stupid gimmick
This isn't funny
>faggot still doing gimmick
Gtfo
>why are you really here anon?
To post a funny reply
>you're just wasting time you know what you have to do
you're right but
>there are no buts anon only do
okay I'm so sorry everyone
>don't apologize to these faggots just go ahead and finish up now, the dark ones are calling
Yes master

>>36905058
" i only think of how i feel and gladly ruin potentially fulfilling relationships with stupid ass non sensical reasons "

>>36909179
You just summed up all robots, I think.

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>>36904067
But why can't it be? Why can't /r9k/ become a Tinder?

Another thinly veiled Discord thread.

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>>36903681
>>36903728
For some reason my hearts feels a little heavy right now.

Oh, that's it.
I think I feel depressed.

>>36904938
>>36905570
How do you guys even put yourselves in these situations?
I have no idea how to "put myself out there" in any sense of the word, all friendships I've ever had were forced on me.

>>36908620
If you have a cute voice, pls voice chat, it stops people from leaving the game and it gives me life.

>>36903681
>briefly talk to guy from /r9k/
>he asks for pics
>send them
>ghosted
Can't even blame him.

If you're a fembot in Brisbane please be my gf

>>36910104
I don't even know how to use the darn thing. Are you supposed to add anyone as a friend before being able to send a message?

>>36910491
>Can't even blame him.
Can I see the pics too? Probably won't ghost you.

> Guy friend sends me message asking what I'm up to
> Say I'm listening to music
> He asks if I want to listen to music together in a virtual room
> Say no because I know he wouldn't like my angsty emo music
> He says he wants to listen together anyway and he's interested in my taste
> I give in and join a togethertube room
> He only plays his own music for thirty minutes before I go to bed
> Knows I don't like slow, melancholic music but played it anyway
Why did he do this?

>>36910866
His autism probably led him to think he was being romantic or something. Whenever a guy acts dumb or confusing, 9 times out of 10 the reason is "vagina."

>>36904938
You can't expect anyone to fall in love with you over the Internet. It doesn't happen, Anon.

R9k is a brotherhood, there are no femanons here. Go back to Tumblr and pretend to be awkward with the rest of the extroverted whales.

Roasties. Are. Not. Allowed.

>>36904985
hi, what would you charge for beanies, shirts and sweaters? would you do custom requests if i gave you an example to work off (e.g a picture)? i'm in australia so idk what shipping would be like on those items but i'd really like some custom made clothing!!

What do you do wrong if you do talk to a girl and she never replied

>>36910990
>R9k was a brotherhood
> there where nearly no fembots here
> Now. Woman Are. Browsing. This. Board.
fixed that statement for you

>>36903681
You're not a woman but if you are then you aren't a robot and should leave

>>36905194
You know what solves """""""social anxiety"""""""?
Getting over yourself and talking to people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmIeo2bZVoQ

>>36911182
>Oh hey this seems pretty cool
>guy is married with wife and kids
HOLY FUCK, you've already been accepted in one the best ways possible you fucking faggot fuck off and die.
Fucking normalfags who miss the point so hard are he worst types of people.

Maybe I'm close minded but is not a romantic setting, and on a broader aspect social interactions, a majority of people's fears of rejection?
Guess what, you already won fuck face.

>>36911536
Yeah, it doesn't apply to the rest of us who suffer social anxiety.

>>36911182
>If you have depression, just get over it and bee positive, bro!

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>>36903795
Only if you can pull off a convincing space marine.

>>36911832
This seems wrong. Aren't Space Marines genetically modified and in the process lose their sex drive? I thought they only had the hots for the words of the Emperor.

>>36903885
Male here.
I literally always do this, to both genders. I don't know what to say and/or I get bored. Don't worry, I ignore literally everyone, it's nothing personal.

>>36911853
Corruption of slanesh I suppose

>>36908620
>>w h a t.jpeg
>Hnnng
Well, which is it?

>>36911889
Delete such heresy right now then.

>>36911853
Arguable and depends on chapter. We know they have massive genitalia but we also know that certain chapters actively take wives, have, and raise kids AFTER joining. You might be thinking of fucking smurfs where their every thought and function is for the emperor. Got a boner? Thats emps way of saying go fuck up some orc exactly as depicted in the codex.
Have the hots for that women? Yeah, that feel isn't actually sexual attraction to women. Its the emps filling you with the need to kill eldar exactly as depicted in the codex.
Have the need to grip your dick? Thats emps saying idle hands are chaos's play things grip the shaft of your chainsword exactly as depicted in the codex instead.

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>a girl will never be excited to talk to me

>>36912055
You like 40k?
Whats your favorite faction?

>>36910924
It does anon it does but fuck the long distance is the worst fucking thing in the world, I fell in love with someone in another state (ausfag) that was 900km away, she loved me and I loved her, it was perfect, after 3 months we met up finally as we were both in school at the time, it was so perfect spending the day with her, but she had to leave early unexpectedly and fucking broke me that I wouldnt be able to see her for another 3 months at least, I didnt even get to kiss her cause I was to afraid of it fuck, after a month of talking with her, one day she was talking to someone about us and the long distance and was talking to it about me as well, I knew it was coming but when she said I think we should stop talking I was so fucking broke, I was crying for the whole day and just couldnt stop, I loved her and I didnt get to properly spend time with her.

I didnt even know why she stopped deciding to talk to me, I dont even know if she even loved me at the end fuck.

>>36912199
(same person) never fall in love on the internet bros, it sucks

>>36912114
I do not, sorry.
orig

>>36908848
i enjoyed reading this here post
i rly did

>>36912114
I like the imperial guards.

>>36912114
I always liked Tau

pls no bully

>>36913431
*Beats u over the head on the internet*
>;o

>>36903681
How do you add someone on 4chan? Can someone explain how the personal message and friending system works on this site to me please?

>>36914028
there is no personal messaging or friending or adding etc
if you want to get to know someone from 4chan you have to share some some contact info (email, skype, kik, discord, steam etc)

>tfw don't even know where to add qt fembots on discord

If you're socially awkward and don't like to start the conversation, I'll message you first.

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Where can I find a fat fembot to talk to?

I'm a lonely fatbot.

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>>36903681
>text a guy friend I had back in high school regularly (probably like once a week)
>slowly stops responding to my messages pretty much all together
>he only ever texts me when HE has problems or something to complain about
>he hasn't responded to me in 3 weeks and didn't wish me a happy birthday a couple days ago
D-does he not want to be friends anymore? He's the only one I have left...

>>36903681
>>so excited to be talking to a boy for the first time in my life
what are you like 3?

>>36914462
I'll be your friend.

W-will you be mine.?

>tfw no clingy fembot gf who only talks to me and messages me first

>>36914511
are you for real? why'd you want to be the friend of someone on 4chan

>>36914462
Oh Anon, if someone only comes to you with problems.. they can't truly be a friend! My advice is it's better to have no friends than lousy friends. In my experience its held true. Find some more people online to talk with mhm

>>36914537
The only girls I've encountered don't talk to me first and insist you have to carry the conversation. Come on now. Seriously? If you don't even respond to me or read my messages, why do you think I want to talk to you?

>add a boy on r9k
>he tries to hard

kek just be yourself senpai

>>36914543
Why not? You seem alright. Post your intrests.

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SERIOUSLY I CAN PROMISE ALL OF U GUYS ARE HERE BECAUSE THERE WAS ANIME GURL CRYING THUMBNAIL AND THE PERSON WRITING IS A GIRL OR AT LEAST CLAIMS TO BE A GIRL SO ALL OF U GO "OH WOW A CHICK THIS IS MY CHANCE" BUT MOST LIKELY OP IS A 20 SOMETHING DUDE WHOS BORED AS HECK AND TROLLS U WHILE UR BLUSHING IN FRONT OF UR FREAKING PC MONITOR THINKING UR HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A GIRL. SRSLY GROW UP, COD KIDS ARE MANLIER THAN U

>>36914028
you need to have pass to add people

>>36914696
THERE IT IS! I was waiting for that. Always gotta be the person who in the most retarded way possible point out something about the thread. BOOYAH!

>>36914696
Told me something I don't know, bud.

>>36914617
>insist you have to carry the conversation

This shit is the worst, I've never dealt with a girl that wasn't like this except for this girl I was good friends with as a kid(tfw she became stacy) and some girl I met in a game and talked to for awhile.

>>36914537
>tfw this is me exactly
You don't want this anon believe me.

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>>36914725
>>36914751

I AM RITE THOUGH CUZ ALL THESE DUDES HERE ARE FILTHY WEEBS WHO LOOK FOR GIRLFRIENDS FROM 4CHAN AHAHAHA!!! 4CHAN OF ALL PLACES. NOT SAYING U NEED TO GET A GIRLFRIEND, JUST SAYING IT'S PRETTY FREAKING PATHETIC IF U LOOK FOR A WIFE FROM THE INTERNET. HOW ABOUT U PEOPLE REALIZE OP IS 20YO GUY LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF AT THIS THREAD, U GUYS SUCKS

>>36914799
but y tho

blx

>>36914799
Because?
If you devote yourself as my actual GIRLFRIEND and not just a FRIEND that takes up attention I'd give you all the attention you want.

>>36914833
I know this, but I still participate in those threads.
Attention is attention.

>>36914931
WELL THE ONLY WAY TO GET MASTER TIER ATTENTION IS TO BECOME A TOP FORUM WARRIOR LIKE ME!!
SRSLY LEAVE THESE THREADS ADD ME ON SKYPE AND I'LL TRAIN U TO BECOME THE WORST OF THE WORST LVL NUISANCE

>>36914871
>>36914835
You have to think about why I'm clingy. None of you are really interested in dealing with that.

>>36914965
your a funny dood, I'll give you that

>>36914974
Abandonment issues?
Trust issues?
No friends? Lack of attention?

Who cares. Talk to me a lot, give me affection and attention and I'll give it all back.

>>36914974
You have mental issues and you're paranoid? BPD? Seriously, what is it?

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>>36914871
>If you devote yourself as my actual GIRLFRIEND and not just a FRIEND that takes up attention I'd give you all the attention you want.
THIS RITE HERE GUYS IS PRIME EXAMPEL OF PATHETIC DUDES WHO LOOK FOR LOVE ON 4CHAN

SHUN SUCH PEOPLE THEY'RE THE WORST LAMERS EVER SEEN

>>36915007
>Who cares. Talk to me a lot, give me affection and attention and I'll give it all back.
THIS
IS
FUNNY
AS
HECK

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THESE GUYS ARE ACTUALLY 100% SERIOUS WITH THESE "GIRLS"

>>36915000
srsly u should consider my offer. it's well worth it just for the lols but when u get to the ACTUAL TOP TIER MENTAL KILLING ITS SOOOO REWARDING
U GET TO TAKE OUT ANY DUDES MENTAL STABILITY IN MATTER OF SECONDS WITH BANANA CURVE REPLIES THAT COUNTER DODGE EVERY SINGLE THING THEY GOT TO SAY AND U BECOME A REEL LEGEND M8

>>36908848
>>36912726
Yeah same. I really enjoy posts against the status quo.

>tfw my crush said happy birthday to me in class

Oh I'm so happy. This is a happy feel,

>ugly girl starts a thread looking for a bf
>she asks for my discord
>give it to her
>she asks if I'm the one she asked to talk to
>say yes
>she blocks me

y tho?

WTB UGLY GF

>>36915199
Come on man, have some decency

>>36915259
DECENCY?
THIS 4CHAN

>>36903681
>add a girl on /r9k/
>she's autistic
>insult her every other sentence
>she thinks I'm joking because she's autistic
Climb a wall of dicks, Bunyip. You dim cunt.

>>36915323
don't be mean to autistic girls it's not nice

>>36913431
Don't really care for space communism and all that but their weapon and mech design gives me a huge stiffy

>>36908735
>add fembot on discord
>she always messages first
>Constantly talking about how she wants to kill herself
Fug

>>36910338
i wasnt trying to make you depressed, sorry

>>36915640
I would help the hell out of her.

>>36910891
God i cant tell u all the autist shit i tried for pussy

>>36915676
I just edge her on. Dumb butch ain't gonna do it anyway

>>36915943
>butch
I mean bitch. She's not butch

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>>36915943
Why must others have things I can't have

>>36914151
Ok, thanks! I bought the pass but it didn't work so I guess
@>>36914704 is lying to me. How do I block him?

>>36905194
Would you be cool with making another friend off 4chan? Do you use discord or email? Would be cool with chatting with you if that's ok

>>36914974
I'm fine with dealing with that if you are. Any way to talk to you more? (Email/discord/skype?)

>>36914974
Gotta fight clingy with clingy.

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>>36903681
Time to fuck off to soc.

>tfw far enough down the rabbit hole that just having casual conversation with girls keeps you going, any kind of female contact feels amazing even if it isn't sexual

>>36917176
do you have a female friend to talk to or are you just describing how youd feel if you had one?

>>36917200
It happens sometimes. I occasionally get girls to respond in OKCupid for like a few messages before they ghost me but that's about it. I love it though, even though it's not much

>>36917176
Same here
I feel happy when I talk to girls

>>36903699
>tfw both /cgl/ girls and robots are autistic
It's a match made in heaven

>>36917326
where are you from if i may ask? originl

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>>36903753
>>36903885
You guys can add me, I promise I won't ignore you
Envy#6291

>>36911853
Their semen is collected and fed to the new recruits

>>36917176
>female contact
How do you obtain this? I have a couple of female friends but I don't see how you'd physically touch a girl if you're not dating, introductory handshakes aside.

>>36917407
upstate New York original comment

>>36903681
I met a Brazilian girl on /r9k/ about 7 years ago.

She has gorgeous and had a great personality if a little shy.

Unfortunely I had to cut it off because I had an actual girlfriend in real life

>>36917650
neat, we live in the same state. im just located in the city

>>36908848
Neither was that funny, nor "deep".
Stop making me cringe until I die.

>>36910491
Not everyone is a fucking faggot.

>>36910491
You're probably ugly kek
I won't ghost you if you're cute :3

>>36917820
are u cute? post pics oregano

>>36915640
Is this me? kek could be me

>>36914974
My sister's clingy as all hell, I'd kill to have a gf like her. She's clingy because she's unable to entertain herself while she's alone so she'd rather spend every waking moment with someone.

>>36917713
Are you a girl (female)? Contact?

>>36918006
That's sounds terrible, you need some of that personal space or she'll end up just creating minidramas every few months and then the relationship will fall apart after 3 years.

Happened with every clingy girl I've ever been with.

>>36903681
I want a girl to talk to!
I want a girl to kiss!
I want a girl to hold hands with!
I want a girl to love

>>36918041
yeah, i am. give me your contact, ill just be spammed by other anons

>>36907417
nice profile dude, also nice cancer comments

>>36918099
So you in particular do not deal well with clingy girls, why do you feel the need to tell me this? Fucking normies thinks the whole world revolves around them and their anecdotal experiences.

>>36918154
What do you want? Discord? Skype?

>>36918186
I'm not a normie bro. Far from it

Just a friendly warning.

>>36916313
sure. give me your discord and i'll add you.

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any weeb fembot who wants to be friends and maybe boyfriend girlfriend in the future?

>>36918348
>every clingy girl
>has had multiple relationships
>bro
Come on, you're either baiting or a full blown normie. You can't even understand what it's like for us robots who've never even held hands with a girl, and you probably think that this board is 90% satire.

>>36918375
Is it ok if I email it to you? [email protected]

>>36918154
Just in case you left my Skype is mrfritzer

>>36918375
Discord is Travakh#3031

>>36918406
Who's a good boy?

1+2=3=3.'s=/\

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Crossposting from the lust thread.

>>36915528
>came for space communism
>stayed for aesthetic

>>36919813
Why are you called "Truckerfag"?

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>>36908848
Are you okay, anon? Do you need some help?

>>36920565
From the olden days when everyone was a fag. Oldfag, newfag, drawfag, truckerfag.

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>see femanon post in the catalog
>*roll eyes*
>already know what to expect before I open it
>206 replies

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>>36912114
there is no better fraction

WHY DONT YOU FUCKING SLUTS LOVE ME

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO SAY ''I LOVE YOU ANON''

FUCKING FUCK YOURSELVES YOU CRETING SLUTS AND FUCK OF FROM MY BOAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36921518
I BET THIS WILL BE THE LAST POST FROM THE THREAD, YOU NEVER ANSWER ME
WHY THE FUCK YOU NEVER ANSWER ME
THIS IS THE LAST POST IN THIS THREAD, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE

>>36908620

>we

kekle

>>36905058
And it's because you actively throw out people that want to be your friend like this that you don't have any friends

>>36919654
What does that mean?
1+1=2

>>36921518
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yE6bJllYmh

There you go.

>>36911623
>>36911536
>>36911712
>they don't even try it
Okay

>>36918495
i emailed you
onigiri

>meet qt persian on omegle,
>she's a patrician and into all the same things I like
>talk for a little over an hour
>learn about eachother and recommend things to each other based on our common interests
>she even likes the same obscure japanese shit as I do and knows what I'm refering to
>hit's me with the "my boyfriend"

NIGGA GET THE FUCK OFF OMEGLE IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

>>36922007
it's less of me actively throwing people out and more that it takes me a long time to be comfortable talking to new people.