>"ahhhh somebody help!! he's following me!! AHHHHH!"
Ya because your fat ass won't go to the side and let me ride past, it's a fucking public trail hoe.
>>36900731
>if you lock eyes with him, it's already too late for you
Dispose of her corpse in the green river as homage to Gary Ridgeway
>>36900731
Nobody can hear your screams out here darlin'
>>36900772
It's posted at the trail head that this is not a biking trail. Nice try bikelet
>>36900731
>try to utilize local trails to get in better shape
>stop and have a smoke break every time it feels like someone thinks i'm following them
god wants me to be an unhealthy smoker
>>36900997
Stop being a beta faggot and get your workout in.
>>36900995
I am a sovereign citizen and I have the right to travel.