I am doing a study to see if there is a correlation between name & robothood. I have a degree in linguistics. Thanks.
>>36899054
AlexisI'm male. Its Greek
>>36899089
Nice name.
Are you Greek guy with the long hair?
>>36899054
Christian.
Guess what I look like
>>36899315
Pimple faced skinny-fat kid with glasses
Dakota
My brothers are Mike, Chris and Dave
Why did this happen
Local version of Christopher.
Julian
Am I unique
>>36899417
Hey I was almost a Dakota, they went with Hunter instead
>>36899582
I was almost a Jordan, I was fucked either way
>>36899447
Julians a gay name
>>36899700
Dakota isn't really a bad name, it's fairly masculine and pretty unique. I guess it doesn't really blend in but it sure as shit ain't as bad as Mathias or Franklin. At least IMO
>>36899054
Ben.
I'm not a jew, I swear.
CooperWas nearly Patrick though
Alexander
Oregano
>>36899846
Is that a jew thing?
My sister dated a jew named Ben
What about Elliot? Bad, good?
>>36899869
Huh I like that name
>>36899882
It means 'son' in Hebrew, and it used as a surname commonly.
Jessie, I'm male
Wesley
I kinda like it
James origino
hi, i'm matthewalmost named derek after derek jeter, the yankees baseball player, but my mom wanted all m's. i'm a triplet. and tyler, which my aunt though was a gay name to have. sorry for the repost
>>36899910
Thanks anon, it hasn't done me too dirty so far I guess
>>36899827
Yeah but those guys can just go by Matt or Frank and have perfectly normal names
I can't even shorten it and the last Dakota in the public eye was the chick in 50 shades of grey
Drimangulosborn and raised in niger
>>36899962
My friends wife is named Dakotah
My name is Johnathan I'm a spic
>>36899054
Mary-Margaret.
(not catholic btw)
>>36900032
Juanothan
>>36899983
>h
How fucking obnoxious
Andrei. Any other russian bots here?
My name is Colin
>>36899869
C-Cooper J?
Joan
Male
>>36899054
Robert, same as my fatherwhich is the only person I've truly hated
I'm alright with my name.
My name is suck my fucking dick you faggot. Nice to meet you.
Ben
Male
Raging homosexual
>>36899939
Say hi to Mike and Mark for me, dude.
>>36899939
hot
all the boys i fall for have been named matthew :3
>>36899054
Nicholas.
I go by Nick.
>>36900145
Hypothetically, if I said yes, what would happen?
>>36900258
Not much. Wtf you doing on /r9k/ though?
>>36900185
Do you have a qt butt?
origianal
Zane
Pretty beta name but at least my name is slightly uncommon so that is good
>>36899054
My name is Blaine Ashton Castro
>Inb4 Fidel Castro
>>36900290
I'm not Cooper J anon, was just curious
>>36899054
Kyle
What went wrong?
They call me Winslow
>>36900376
What year were you born in if you don't mind me asking? I never thought Cooper was that common of a name. I've only ever known one in my life and I'm 26.
Ian
Tall cyborg I just want it to end
Originalist
My name isEmily.
>>36900445
1997
beep boop original
>>36900318
Nah, there's a Zane at the end of my street and he's pretty cool. Kinda an asshole and fucking weird obsession with sex, working out and fighting but eh. He was great at vidya.
My name is Christopher. I'm the eldest
>>36900482
state/country? I fail to believe you're not THE Cooper I'm talking about.
Nathaniel
Never seen another on one of these threads ever
>>36900621AR, USA
>>36900659wrong guy. beep boop.
Where's that guy who's called Juniper?
>>36899338
I'm a slightly overweight 6'0 guy with great complexion and eyesight, kek
Robot names:
Jonathan
Christopher
Daniel
Nicholas
Michael
David
Chad names:
John
Chris
Dan
Nick
Mike
Dave
IS ELLIOT A ROBOT NAME?????
>>36901146
>Adam
Dont forget, plx
Denny
original 3858
dominic. am oregano
Alex
i kind of like it, it's a king's name
>>36899054
Alice
not the worst name but it's so generic reee
My name is Martin.
>>36899417
hello koda
Jack
Originally of course
Charity
>mfw muted cos my comment isnt original
D'Zhario
please dont fucking bully me
>>36901470
Hah! What a loser name! I bet only a virgin weeb would have a name like that!
>>36901470
*breathes in*
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>36901470
Thats actually kinda cool. But is khajiit aware he cant stay inside the town this way?
Zach
it's like Zachary but cool
>>36899054
Kyomars
Get to my level bitches
Dane. I'm also the only Dane I've ever met. I think myself and Dane Cook might be the only two. It's a sad legacy, frankly.
>>36901478
>>36901569
man screw you guys
>>36901626
>But is khajiit aware he cant stay inside the town this way?
what did he mean by this?
>>36901719
oreganooriginalbeeopboop
>>36901719
Look at this virgin he won't even try and argue!
And stop making funny noises when I stomp!
>>36901694
Another Dane here. Besides you I've only ever met one other working at a Chuck E. Cheese when I was a kid.
>>36900243
I guarantee this poster is a tranny or a wannabe trap.
Who /Will/ here. Williams need not apply
>>36901770
so what? looks like a girl, acts like a girl, has a hole
all tht matters to me
>>36901799
>looks like a girl
Probably not. Probably just acts like one.
Eugene
And no, I'm not an anthropomorphic ship
>>36901146
people call me Nicholai does that make me a robot then?
>>36901836
two outta three is still acceptable
>>36901470
D'Zhario has wares if you have coin
>>36901694
>>36901755
Dane #3 here, my problem is that people rarely hear the name so when I introduce myself they always end up thinking i said "Dan".
>>36899089
Alexis.
I'm female.
I guess Alexis is a robutt name.
>>36899054
Dillon, Gaelic as all hell, but I'm super Americanized (4th gen immigrant). I have the most irish First/Middle/Last names out of my whole family.
>>36901989
>americanized
so fat?
>>36899054
Whats to stop people lying?
Abdullah
Anthony.
I came up with the name when I was 10/11 years old and legally had it become my actual name then.
>>36901920
>people think your name is Dan or Dave
I know that feel. Kinda surprised to see so many Danes here, never seen a single one before in these threads.
>>36902120
Not sure if autism or pure alpha
>>36899054
I've always had the same name. Is it normal to people to change their names?
>>36902183
>Not sure if autism or pure alpha
he's posting on /r9k/
>Quentin
Hang me using that Q as a noose please
>>36902183
I would say neither. I didn't like name; I got a new one.
But I'm definitely autismal.
>>36900135
If you're Colin ayers fuck u
>>36899939
hey fellow matthew
>tfw my name is Chad but I still ended up a robot
names mean nothing
>>36899054
james
not spam
Charles
oregano
>>36902303
In germany we have a correlation that last names at the end of the alphabet are less successfull. It maybe comes from the times in school when they always were last on the lists
>>36902382
Grandpa?
Andrew son of >>36902357
>>36899054
Scott-Wayne, (Yes, that's my full name, not my middle and first name)
Taylor
>>36899582
>>36899700
i was almost named those at one point but they got vetoed by my dad. I kind of like Dakota
Nikhil
>>36903023
why are Russian names so qt?
>>36903023
---------------------------original-=-----------
Some how that wasn't original
>>36903085
Not russian haha but thank you :)
No one has ever complimented my name before
Although I am sure that my name is an archaic version of Nikolai
>>36903119
"Nickel" used to be my nickname at school.
Alessandro. If I had been a girl my father would have named me Alessandra, thank god I have a weiner
>>36899054
i am matthew! i like my name :)
Marcus!!!! ORGINALA
I've never met, nor has anyone ever said, "oh i know someone named X, too".
If you search my name there's 2 people with it for a last name and then all the other articles are about me; I never post it, but always look.
Igor
And no I am not russian or slav
Carter
original
>>36899054
how does your study define' robothood'? Some people may qualify and some may not
>>36899054
Nathan
Why the fuck did I get a gay ass Frenchie name
I'm Taiwanese/Chinese
>>36900135
ayy fellow Colin
Zachary (most people call me zach)
What do you think about my name fellow Roboters
Louis (it's French so don't pronounce the "s")
Daniel Curtis
>tfw ultrarobot
>>36899939
same, that is also my original name
Joe
origin
>>36899054
Seth
Actually not a huge fan of the name
>>36902218
I mean, at first glance you might think it's alpha ("a man picks his own name", some shit like that).
But then you remember Chrischan did that. Granted he isn't the one that came up with it but still.
>>36902303
Until they do, when you or others attach meaning to them. I bet it's a lot different growing up as a Julia or Sarah in a sea of Julias and Sarahs than something outlandish and silly or uniquely aesthetic or whatever other variations exist.
In the end yeah names aren't real but neither are words in general.
>>36899846
You better not be
Matthew here.True robot name
My name's Evan, is it alpha, beta or omega?
Quincy. My mom almost made my middle initial t so it would be qt...
Xavier
originalio is the best
>>36904314
so its louieh?
Luis
Taco maker here
>>36901146
>Jonathan
Can't argue with you there, hate my name honestly.
dagger
orig
>>36902985
Pretty alpha name. What do people call you
>>36901146
chad names:
Jackie
Vinny
Mickey
Tony
Donny
RoboNames:
Rudolph
Sam (gender neutral, automatic robot name)
Anything with an -X in it
Zordo
The Great Calhoon
Holmes
>>36905016
They call me either scott, wayne, or scott-wayne. I've also been called "scott pilgrim", "Wayne Gretzky", "John Wayne", etc. Fuck I hate those nicknames.
Drew son of >>36902856
>>36899315
Like Mr. Grey
>>36905047
>The Great Calhoon
Fuck
>>36905086
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Calhoun
I meant "Calhoun" but close enough. It's a last name, but this guy no doubt would've browsed /pol/ if he were alive today.
Jason
It's not that bad boys, I might make it
>>36905124
look at this person's face
>>36902236
Thats not so bad, i knew a Quidalynn
My name is Sarah
>>36905172
>defends southern liberties
>pro slavery
>nationalist
how is he not a /pol/ack?
Tyrone
I'm very black.
Ewan.
Half scottish
>>36905047
I guess I should go by samuel then
Tfw my mother calls me holmes for some reason and mocks me about never finding a woman in my life
>>36905297
Brandon
Can I ask you an honest question Tyrone?
Did you ever ask your parents why they would name you or anyone else Tyrone?
>>36905437
See? total beta name.
>>36899054
Brisco
>>36905341
Fuck I like that name
>>36899447
Julian is my name too. It's a great name, one that speaks of grandeur, authority and has an air of aristocracy to it.
Do you like your name
>>36905525
Also any other /brisco/ I feel like it's pretty rare
>>36901176
Is Adam a Chad or robot name?
>>36905533
What's yours
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
>>36905641
Cooper
dokuji
The names Giovanni... guess who got made fun of when Pokemon Red came out.
>>36905486
Actually, yes. It was my dad's name (he was good for nothing) Despite the name, I'm nothing close to the stereotype.
My name is Alejandro, but i mostly go by Alex.
Christian. Oh my fucking god there actually seems to be a correlation
>>36899447
Julien
Im black and come from a enriched upbringing
Tomo
I'm a half Japanese male. What's your honest opinion guys?
inb4 tomo arigato mr. roboto
>>36906004
Probably wouldn't take it on, but I think it'd be cool to have a friend named Tomo
>>36906004
Hi torno
leave please you seem like a person with some potential
Cally
I'm a guy, Callie is the female spelling
>>36906100
And yet how many times have you had to say that? It's probably second nature at this point
>>36899054
I dont think being a robot is connected to your name but heres my name anyways: Adolf
>>36899977
that's a fucking kick ass name man, have you ever considered becoming a wizard
Drimangulos the Great has a ring to it
>>36905608
I don't know any Briscos but it's a cool name, and is unique in a good way
>>36899977
That's cool. Do you have a nickname or do you usually go by Drimangulos?
>>36899054
Hugo
Im a 6'3 muscular spic that just came here because gf left me and shit sucks now
Gregor
also I should note that i'm no robot, I'm just here for funposting
Erik
Guess my appearance and social standing
> I have a degree in linguistics
What specifically then? There's no such thing as "linguistics" as a degree.
>>36906331
I think if we give him enough time on here then he'll become a wizard all his own, m8. No need to encourage him.
>>36906542
you're normal, you can go
[spoler] razzmataz [/spoiler]
>>36906738
>>36906542
why do i feel like suicide is necessary after one spelling error
>>36906738
Huh okay well thanks, does a heavy addiction to codeine and moving to a country where im completely alone count?
>>36906766
Ah my bad anon, I'll be more craeful next time!
>>36899054
Name's Grayson
18 now was named before it became a normie name.
R8
>>36906131
Yep, I expect that people who have heard my name before meeting me assume I'm a girl, it can be kinda fun
>>36899054
tfw Name is Gage am i robot
>>36899939
>but my mom wanted all m
why do normalfags think shit like this is funny
it isn't
it isn't at all
>>36907024
triplets
>mathew
>mathue
>mathyu
all pronounced "Mathew"
>>36900257
Same, I like it though.
Was named after Jack Nicholas.
>>36899054
Harrison
Original
Sasha 2bqhwy
I've never posted this until now but my name is unironically chad
I have the feeling theres some other bots who never admitted this either
>>36900451
What does your last name end and start with?
Jules
Julian, Julius, etc. can fuck off they're the real autists
My name is Alden.
.......hi
>>36904368
>receives message from GOD HIMSELF in deeply profound incident involving an animatronic bear
>A true man of God, he casts aside his old identity and becomes Christian Weston Chandler
>grows up to become one of the most beloved and famed individuals on the entire Internet
Sounds pretty alpha to me
Hi, my name is Yuri.
>>36907832
Stay away from /a/. Fair warning.
Edan. I plan to change it some day.
>>36907864
What? Give me a break
>>36907990
Noun. yuri (uncountable) (slang, pornography, anime, manga) A form of hentai involving two or more females in a homosexual relationship. (slang, anime, manga) A narrative or visual work featuring a romance or sexual relationship between two or more females.
wew lad, like I said, stay away from /a/.
>>36899447
I've been watching a bunch of old french films and Julian is a name that comes up often. I like it
>>36908095
Lol. no. I'm a Russian male
James.
I see others here too
>>36899054
Ann
originalx
Chad Thundercock
I know what you are thinking but Thundercock is part of my first name.
>>36908634
>you have cock in your first name
automatic fag status, you're named after a penis.take that chad
>>36908671
Its a male chicken mate
Girls don't seem to mind it
Justin
oreganoliol
>>36908394
Same here. Hope it helps.
Morgan
Fucking kill me
the name is jasmin
>>36908758
Male or female? Morgan is a qt female name.
David. I'm not a fan of the name, but it's whatever.
I never actually think of myself as having a name though if that makes sense. I've never really associated it with my identity even while growing up. It was just a label I used while interacting with people. Is there anyone else here like that?
Bennedict, i go by benn
AnthonyI was originally going to be named Nicholas but my dad said that there was this kid called Nick in school and they'd call him Nick the Dick and didn't approve
I'm Bjorn. It's a Norwegian name that literally translates to Bear.
I don't identify as a robot any longer.
>>36908890
But are you Norwegian? Really cool name btw
Griffin
>>36908825
yes, havent ever really thought about my name until recently
>>36900447
Hello fellow Ian!
David
named after David Bruce Banner from the incredible hulk television series
Tom
>tfw white as a ghost but black in name
Josh
>tfw you parents got you a great name
My name is Max
I hate my last name, it sounds goofy and it really isn't even my family name because my granddad was adopted
>>36899054
Eddie
Named after my dad.
Oscar
I was named after my dad, I'm sure he greatly regrets it.
>>36909026
you only have a black name if you're an uncle.
>>36899054
Kevin. Luck of the Irish?
Wojciech
I am a slav
>>36899054
shitty study desu
>>36900447
>>36908956
also Ian
>>36899447
I am also called Julian.
>>36909415
Are you a fellow Polcuck?
Imran
What do you guys think?
It's Istvan.
Tyler
Eh it works I guess
>>36908927
same name my dude
>>36909482
Sadly I live in poland aka. poorland aka. catholand aka. catholics fanatics everywhere aka. morons and idiots aka. many many more.
Anything I can help with?
thanks guys, exactly what i was looking for.
>>36909722
You live in a racially homogeneous nation with a based, anti-kikery faith as your majority religion. Robots should not exist where you live.
>>36905639
Definately chad name
>>36906004
Sounds like a pet name :'3
*rubs anon's belly*
>ctrl+f (name)
>nobody posted it
feels good.
>>36908890
Transchanner.
He's a Chad in a robot's body
>name
>linguistics
hmm
Danny
Eli - not short for anything
And I'm not Jewish
>>36899054
Nuno
Shlomo
I am a Jew.
Assmoni
no joke it's my real name and I hate my parents.
they couldn't even take their first born child seriously with a name like "John" or "Chad" instead it's fucking Ass Money. I got bullied relentlessly as a child and I want to change my name legally but don't know how.
Alber , not Albert just alber.
Wtf were my parents thinking
>>36910667
>ass money
Please be real
>>36899054
>tfw Timothy
Dorian, personally like it
Emma is my name
Alden
>>36901176
Adam reporting in
>>36899315
the original CWC
>>36899054
Gustave.
I bet this isn't original. Is there a theory to it, OP?
Richard.
Prefer going by Richie or Rich.
>>36900651
Oi cunt, nathan here.
>>36899054
Vijay
Ryan
Original postee
Ryan
Original posteer
Am called Daniel
>>36912203
>>36912185
Fuck why cant i do anything right make the failure end please
I'm finton
Dean
>>36910667
sry my dude but you just an hero
Frederik, a rather normal name, I guess.
I am Angelo
Nicholas, go by Nikolai in Japan and Nicky everywhere else
I'm Brad.
I was cursed with the name below Chad on the normie-name scale.
Why must life be like this?
Yannik
Absolutely shit name
>>36899054
Ryan, help me
>>36901146
Is Louis a Chad name or Robot name? I want to know if even my name has a chance.
>>36911569
You said like a real "Dick"
>>36912636
>Dick
Eh, i dont live in anglosphere so it doesnt apply to me.
fuck i dont want to post it but here i go
svante
feels bad man. i got bullied all through school for having a shitty swedish name while living in finland.
>>36911265
Qt name
Beep boop
Sara
feels like I should have been a stacy but I'm not
Benjamin
not a kike, I'm catholic
>>36912662
damn sorry anon
thats a really garbage name though.
should change it
>>36906675
Mexican and minimum wage
>>36899054
Ava is my name
>>36899054
Nicholas
I kinda lke it
>>36905185
Another Sarah here.
Ryan
It's Irish and means young king
>>36912917
ryan is a common name, why are you stating that it's irish?
>>36912947
I'm autistic
Orihinogo
>>36899054
I have noticed that everyone named Richard or Henry is an alpha and sophisticated
>>36901779
...im a will. Feels bad man
>>36912994
>is an alpha and sophisticated
You wish.
t. 24 khv Richard.
my name is ross
oregahno
>>36899054
Daniel
Kill me please
>>36913272
>ross
Are you beta like Ross from Friends?
>>36899054
Falko.
No, not the austrian singer Falco, written with a K it's actually an old germanic name
>>36913309
AMADEUS AMADEUS
Karl
Orginiginal
>>36913309
>Falko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmzUEQxOvA
>>36899939
i am also called matthew. this and christopher are the two most common names i think.
>>36899054
Kenneth
Is it a robot name?
Lyndon.
Robot name or nah?
Silver
>for the longest time agonise over the fact that parents named after the 'first loser' medal metal
>mountains of self-doubt, everpresent in the back of my mind
>self-fulfill robotdom I saw as prophocised by my very name
>suddenly, meet a french exchange student last year in a situation where we were forced to hold a coversation
>so she asks: Silver? With a y?
>mfw I never considered the latin root
>feel the tranquility of an evergreen forest in a snowy winter decend upon me
>first time in my life I'm free of the metal shackles
>realise that the only reason my parents didn't use Sylver was that y makes a gay u sort of sound in my native language
Fucking names, man.
Adrian
I'm male
>>36899054
I have a degree in linguistics too and I can tell you right away linguistics is the wrong field for this study. The only possible correlation is between parents who would name their kid X and parents who would raise a robot.
Kristian with a K because my parents hates me
>>36899417
hey hi hello i LOVE YOU
>Trenton
How does one take this...
Niklas, like nicholas but gayer
>>36906675
Same here, surprised more people don't have this name. No, I'm not mexican.
>>36899977
Nice dubs dude, have you considered introducing yourself as "Drimangulos, the nigger born and raised in Niger"? That would be funny as fuck.
>>36901156
Does he look like a robot to you?
My name is Mason
ive only seen one other Mason in these threads
Daniel
Renowned movie critic and closeted homosexual
>>36908717
Justin as well
>>36899054
Bilmarnever bothered to ask my parents why
kai
it's pretty beta
>>36908788
Male
Late reply kek
>>36899054
Sebastian
have no idea if it's a robot name or normal fag
>>36907938
I think it sounds positive
Mellon.
>>36911320
Sonichu returns confirmed?
>>36916306
Is a old mans name anon, you will forever be 50 years in the past with that name
Tonatiuh reporting in
Second firstname is Jonatan.
Marie
How would names and robothood correlate anyway? A high percentage of Kevins?
Jonathan
I've spent the past four years trying to get people to call me Jon though
Matthias
>tfw don't know a single famous person that has the same name as me
>>36914131
You must have gone to a state school, and not an Ivy like myself. You are simply wrong and I am continuing to collect data. Thank you robots.
My name is Lisa and I'm new to /r9k/
Hi Anna if you read this.
>>36899054
Richard
I have an original name.
>>36917596
I'm guessing you're not from Germany?
This guy is somewhat of a star of this generation. My first crush was all niagara falls over him
Hunter
Guess what state I'm in
>Will
is there a more robot name?
>>36901779
me
fujejdjfurjdcudjjjajw
Brad
I should be a Chad, but I'm not. It hurts robots
>>36901470
What were your parents thinking?
>>36917980
>Richard
Not at all.
t. another Richard.
>>36902382
get on steam you nigroni
>>36917980
I too am Richard
My name is Olivia.
>>36918635
>My name is Olivia.
Well hello beautiful.
>>36914932
He died like one.
Yaroslav, but I go my Yarik
>>36918945
by* FUCK
Blaze
sdf
>>36904518
>Evan
Sounds like a rogue normie
Cyndi...desu
Wil Wheaton
Yes I am Wil
Jerome
INB4 nigger
>>36919255
Do you have a cute little feminine penis for us Cyndi?
Sebastien (frenchfag)
>>36919219
I knew an Evan in junior high. Couple years older than me but was put a few grades lower because he was an immigrant, he took me under his wing throughout junior high. Outgoing but very weird, rogue normie is definitely his classification.
>>36899054
Zenebe
Living in Germany
Jonas
>I was named after a Weezer song if that provides any helpful information