>don't just stand there anon...help stacey up

>>36896692
post rest if you have them

I'd rather rob you.

>>36896692
>take her home
>put her on the couch
>wake up to police standing over you arresting you for rape

>>36897535
you forgot the bowl of eggs

>>36897307
Anon let me give you some advice, in this situation the three R's are always the way to go.

(R)ape her
(R)ob her
(R)un like hell

>>36896692
I would definitely rape her. I'm not even joking

>>36897535
No joke this is literally what would happen, its better to just leave the bitch on the ground.

>>36897588
Serious? Why?

>>36897632
cuz that would be some easy ptp

>>36897632
>Serious? Why?

Man this board has gone soft.

"i-im sorry, I can't, I'm out of eggs"

Nope, I'm just going to walk out of there. I have no interest in getting slapped with a rape accusation when she discovers some dude's cum in her panties and decides to accuse me.

>>36896692
>"W-wake up Stacey"
>poke
>unzip fly
>pssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>piss all over her
>Oh well. I tried.

>>36897679

right? what a faggot. i'd risk a charge for that ptp

>>36896692
take off her shoes
suck her toes
put shoes back on
nobody suspects a thing

>>36897632
Is reddit down or what?

>>36897577
kek underrated
shouldve known this wasnt original

>>36897577
Lol the three R's made me laugh I think niggers live by those rules

>>36896692
>free iPhone and a Toyota