Would you trade your mom for a loyal gf?

>>36895791
>Would you trade your mom for a loyal gf?
I would trade my mom for a snail
my mom is worthless

I'd trade everyone I know for a loyal gf

>>36895791
>>36895914
>loyal gf
she would cheat on you

>>36895791
Instantly. My mom is a raging helicopter parent. Most of you faggots live in your mom's basement willingly. Mine won't let me move out of her goddamn basement. And it's not like I'm low functioning either, I have good hygiene, keep my living space clean, cook, work out etc.

>>36895791
>loyal gf
no such thing, but if such a thing did exist I'd trade my dad for one

>>36895791
>Would you pull a Griffith, sacrificing everyone who believes in you, for your dream?

I honestly think I probably would, at this point.

>>36895791
No I wouldn't. If I have to be alone the rest of my life to keep my mother then so be it.

>>36895791
Instead of a trade can she just be a loyal gf?

Most girls would suck at being a mother. I been avoiding girls like my mom as if they were the plague. Loyalty to a man is one thing. How you get on together is another.

>>36895791

I would trade myself for a loyal gf

whatever that means

But my mom is my gf.

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mom my threw me out on the streets in a city where i had no friends and literally nowhere to turn to but a homeless shelter. i would trade her for a mcdonalds filet o fish sandwich

>>36896356
Would you like a hug, anon? Or I could buy you a filet-o-fish.

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Would you trade your mom for a Shiny Charizard?

>>36895791
hell no. my mom is my mom. Regardless of how I feel about her sometimes, if I sold her to god-knows-where I would regret it someday.