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How was your last birthday? Was it sad?

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How was your last birthday? Was it sad?
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It was like any other day. I don't really remember it.
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>be me
>have 9th birthday
>invite 5 or so people that you could consider friends
>mom bakes epic cake
>wait for friends to show up
>keep waiting
>wait
>wait
>1 and a half hours later and no one turns up
>cry
>that one guy you know the least aobut comes around out of pity after your mother called
>play football with a ballon
>the ballons
>the irony
>the hate
>think back at this demonstration of the entire worlds utter disregard for your existence
>collapse into painful agony every time
>dont celebrate bithdays
>stop trusting people
>vent on 4chan

I hate my life
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>>36893961
It was interchangeable with any other day. However, I always got sad on birthdays as a standard.
Another year closer to the loss of everything.
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>>36893961
ate cake and fried chicken in my room watching seinfeld, pretty comfy desu.
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>>36894304
I love seeing happy pepes.
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>>36893961

I ate cake with my parents.

I took a stroll after it to reflect the past year and the upcoming one and my life overall.

I could say it was a bit gloomy day but so far almost every single one of my birthdays have always been either sad or gloomy.
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>went to a steakhouse with my dad, stepmom and grandpa
>ate my birthday steak
>the waitresses didn't sing me happy birthday, because my dad knows how much it embarrasses me
>I got a new pair of shoes, a pack of cigarettes and a hug from my dad
>went home, drank bourbon and fapped to loli
8/10, great birthday
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>>36893961
Celebrated on the day with my bf and my family and close friends to family. Then the closest Friday me and my bf and friends went and saw a movie and then went to a pub and hung out.
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>go back to college the day of my birthday
>its a relatively normal day
>sit through all of my classes talking to no one
>leave classes as soon as teacher hints at dismissing us
>go home
>mom asks me if i like her "present" (its a card with a note saying she put 500 in my account balance)
>say thanks in a really deadpan way which causes her to ask
>ask her why she felt the need to give me so much money
>"we did it for your brother, its only fair we do it for you"
>nod
>go upstairs and do my regular shit, browsing 4chan and playing vidya
>dad comes in to my room asking if i want to go out for a beer or something
>say no
>he leaves, probably disappointed
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>>36893961
I'm pretty sure I haven't had my last birthday yet.
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>>36894774
....................... Is this bait?
My present was a conjugal visit to my only friend. Then back to my apartment to cry.
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I stopped celebrating my birthday once I turned 30. I just treat it like any other normal day now and i like it better that way. The last few birthdays I celebrated I got even more depressed than usual over just how much of a failure I turned out to be.
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>>36893961
Great, my grandpa hired a cute escort for me, pic related. She was cuban
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>>36893961
Bday and st.patties are one and the same.
Luckily all my friends are alcoholics that jump at any excuse to drink so it tends to be my one enjoyable night of the year.
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>>36894937
I don't remember the saddest picture I've seen, but this got close.
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>>36894937
>my grandpa hired a cute escort for me
based grandad!
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>>36894813

What the fuck is wrong with you guys, show some goddam gratitude, If my parents gave me $500 for my birthday I'd be ecstatic. And how fucking long does it take to go drink a beer and bond with your dad?

Anon, listen to me, get of the fucking computer right now go tell your mum and dad you love them and you're super fucking happy with the money, drink a beer with your dad and at the end of it all maybe you won't feel like a worthless piece of shit, perhaps your parents might even love you again.
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>>36894937
So your first time was with an escort and your grandma was watching ?
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I remember I ate pizza and waffles
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>>36894972
Oh, It gets worse anon.
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>Dipped out to New Orleans
>Spent most of the day in the French Quarter rolling around and seeing the sights by myself
>Eventually met up with my sister and her friend and we burned one by the MS river
>NOLA PD rolled right passed us after we finished burning one and didn't say shit (you can get away with whatever in nola as long as you're not about to murder somebody)
>Cousin slid through and gave me some birthday dabs
>Never done dabs before
>Took like three dabs to the face
>Had to drive back to school immediately after taking those dabs
>Don't even remember driving back
>Made an A on both of my finals I had the next day
Pretty dope way to spend your 20th, could have just be rotting away in a dorm room.
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>>36895043
oh man anon
im so glad my family is full of Christians who wouldnt pull this sorta shit
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>>36895043
Holy shit. Was grandma cheering you on tho ?
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>>36895043
Please make this stop. Everyone there is the victim.
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It was ok except for the part when my step dad gets drunk and punches me in the face .
I celebrated with my mom and uncles afterwards at least, we had a steak and I went out drinking with my uncle in the evening. Didn't get any presents but that doesn't bother me at all.
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>>36895043
This is madness
Post more
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>>36893961
nah my close family members came over and we had dinner it was pretty nice
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>>36895043
It's bad when your sisteris having more fun with the stripper than you
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>>36894999
>show gratitude
i have a hard time showing any emotion other than tiredness
>ecstatic about money
i dont spend money on things at all, it just goes into a balance
>drink a beer and bond with dad
my dad has nothing in common with me, and i'd have to go outside and be extremely uncomfortable in a social setting
>perhaps your parents might even love you again
its an unconditional love, but i assure you they will always be disappointed at how much of a fuckup i am
>maybe you won't feel like a worthless piece of shit
i have an inferiority complex that is too deep set that "bonding" would fix it

go back to /soc/
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>>36895178
>sister
are you sure about that?
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>>36894937
>>36895043
>>36895178

In a situation like this an image tells more about my reaction than words ever could.

Please, post more if you have any.
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>>36895178
>sister
?????

How is that a female
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>>36895043
>>36894937
>>36895178
I'm so happy my family isn't that extroverted
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>>36895178
that's clearly a guy, anon
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>>36895183
have you considered that your shitty attitude toward life might be why you're miserable in life? Get over yourself
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>>36895267
Yes
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=117064491&highlight=birthday+party+miscers
enjoy.
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>>36895183
>I've never been good at some things therefore I never will be.
This is not true, please, for your parents sake at least make an effort, because they clearly have.
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Sweating my balls off in the Persian Gulf. It sucked.

Got some jerky as a present, though. Shit was so cash.
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>>36894937
>>36895043
>>36895178

Fuck i laughed.
This is fucking priceless holy shit
glad i come here feeling in the dumps today
and sure as shit there's always ALWAYS someone else who's got it way worse then you do
good god the look in your grandmothers eyes
just that look of pure disappointment i can just hear her mumbling how that's the future generation some skeletal pencil dick who is so pathetic they have to hire women to be around them and your sibling making the stripper laugh and giggle while she was probably masking her raw disgust with you sweet flaming fucking christ i knew there's some truly pathetic people on this board but wow you are up there.
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>>36895183

This >>36895298

Don't just sit and wallow in your shit, fucking get rid of it.

Do something anon, just make some sort of effort.
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Actual Birthday Day
>Bought alcohol for the first time
>Go to woods with some pals
>Have a fire
>Smoke a joint, had a few beers
>Was a Tuesday 3/10
The Weekend I celebrated my birthday
>Go to friends sick apartment near the southern coast with college LADS

Day 1
>we get absolutely pissed
>Go club
>Make new friends pissed af
>go back to friends with all the lads
>smoke multiple joints

Day 2
>26*C degrees weather
>Lay out in the sun all morning
>Smoke joints
>Just listen to music on the beach with friends
>Laughs all around
>go to store to grab beers with trusty friend
>get like 3 big bottles of beer
>no opener
>see some youths around 16-17 being loud playing footy on some green near the cliff
>proper cretinous activities, football (UK) blasting out obnoxious pop/EDM music however they were drinking too so they must have a bottle opener
>Me and friend whom got beers go over ask for bottle opener
>Some skank with the worst horrible fake Essex accent comes over to call over alpha male with bottle opener
>some nutty geezer hands me his glasses, they have bottle openers on the frame.
>Friend opens beer with ease using the glasses
>passes them to me
>I struggle to open my beer, proper sperg out on that bottle; snap the glasses
>"AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE" literally the loudest bellow
>He didn't do anything
>That was it
>Epic day
>8/10
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>>36894813
YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
God I hate you lethargic fucks who pretend like they're so fucking better than anyone and talking to people is beneath them. If my dad ever asked me to go for a beer I wouldn't hesitate for a second. Your parents will not be there forever and your worthless autistic posts can wait. Your parents give you a rather large sum of money you can spend however you wa nt and you're too fucking stupid to give them a proper thanks?
I hope you never breed you fucking nigger. You are the absolute worst scum please go die in shit you fucking cunt
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>>36893961

it was really good

i went out of my way to make it very fun and good and happy. because my ex made my birthday before last the worst birthday i will ever experience


gotta have a little bit of sadness once in a while to know when the good times come. im waiting on the good times now
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>>36893961

it was a pretty normie party at my appartment...

then i'm alone the rest of the year looking for a gf or some attetion.
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>>36895506
Dont waste your breath mate hes not worth it.
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Mom always makes my favoutite dishes, but it doesn't feel any different from any other day
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>>36895178
>>36895043
>>36894937
>>36895304
please post more, the pictures on the bodybuilding forum don't work anymore
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>>36893961
I spent it in jail.
No one said anything and I beat up on someone.
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Terrible and lonely.
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>>36894813
I just wish my dad would ask me this
Fuck you have no right to compliance;
My dad bailed on me fuck off.
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Am I the only one who grew up in a family that didn't celebrate birthdays?

I didn't have a dysfunctional family. Just a normal family who couldn't be bothered celebrating someone getting older.

Also gift giving. Fuck that noise.
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>>36894937
Hookers listen to what you tell them( you have to pay)
but hookers are nice girls helping us.
I hope you blew a load in her beacuase that all they are worht fucking fag.
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>>36895689

that looks like some good ass lasagna though anon. If you live nearby I'll come to your birthday and hang out with you for the day, provided I can stuff my fucking face with as much of that shit as I can. Also I'll probably bring some benzos and we can mellow out and be less awkward around each other.

>>36893961

I tried to OD on benzos. At about 45mg of colozapam. Ended up sleeping for a day and pissing myself. didn't even know it was my birthday at the time.
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>>36895183
>i have an inferiority complex that is too deep set that "bonding" would fix it
>go back to /soc/
PLEASE ROBOTS TRY TO LIVE LIFE JUST MAKE THE MOST OF WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME ALTEASLT
FUCK MAN IF i COULD DRINK WIHT ME DADA MAN
IM JELLY
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>>36895713
Sorry it was pulling teeth finding the two that I did. The pictures were uploaded over a decade ago so it's rather lost in the net. Here's a third and forth I found.
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>>36895891
Trying to find the one where one of his friends and his mom are dancing with the stripper because the kid looks so dead in that one you can see his soul leaving.
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Somehow it wasn't, although I told my bf at the time I loved him for the first time and he didn't say it back.
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>>36895550
You don't use breath to type.
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>>36895917
post everything you have of that night
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>>36895917
christ they're all spergs
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>>36895967
That's it. I never saved any of the files back in 08. You all are basically failing a newfag test because this shit was spammed to hell and back in the winter of 08. There was at least 12 photos and this is all I'm finding.
Two other ones I wish I could find are
>one where the stripper is sucking on the nightstick in front of him
>one where grandma is clapping at the stripper taking the bra off.
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>>36893961
It was uneventful. I honestly can't remember anything except I took a few photos for my personal archive.
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>>36895970
half of them are his siblings
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>>36893961
I hate birthday parties and everything related to them but I wanted to do something special so I made a shitton of meat and bought ice cream instead of cake.
I also rewatched old meme videos and stuff.
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>last birthday was my 26th birthday
>26 is a special number in my family
>it is because my sister died on her 26th birthday
>she was loved by my parents, despite being a stacie whore normie
>they are always comparing me to her anyway
>for example they will get angry at me if I urinate on the toilet seat because my sister didn't
>dad tried to make me bring a man home to fuck me because my sister did that in her teens a few times
>birthday was really uncomfortable
>whole day they pretended I was her
>kept calling me 'Catherine'
>made me eat a vegan chocolate cake because she was Vegan 'unlike her fat brother who sadly died'
>when they sang happy birthday they made sure to sing 'happy posthumous birthday' with her name
>all day said how happy they erre to have their 'good one' back

fuck it was terrible
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>>36893961
Went to my gf's house. She made me steak and cake. Broke up a couple months later.
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last one I think I'm finding
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>>36896172
You are a saint thank you.
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>>36894813
>$500 for your birthday
I WOULD BE SO HAPPY FOR A DAY AND GO BUY A LOT OF TOYS
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>>36893961
Got a $3000 for my 18th
Going to buy a synth, EPIC
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>>36894937
that guy is very good looking
would be thrilled to have him as my bf
t. gay
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I haven't celebrated one in years.
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My last birthday was my 21st. A nurse made a cake with sprinkles for me and seemed embarrassed when I thanked her. I thanked her as if it were a gift but thirty people live there for months at a time and they deal with a lot of birthdays. It was suggested that the patients who were awake and wandering, chiefly medicated sufferers of psychosis, sing happy birthday. There were several African immigrants who had never heard the song. A man with a stained coat and blue stitches along his fingers interrupted by asking me to peel open some sugar packets as he was too decrepit to do so himself.
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i want to day it was any other day, or my friends came over and ate some buffalo wings. i'm not sure.
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>>36893961
I told my family i was going out to a party my friends were throwing for me but i really just went to a motel and spent the day jerking off, drinking heavily and watching tv
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>>36893961
>woke up in the morning
>cried over the fact that I'm getting older
>dad walks in my room and gives me a bag of oreos and a card and wishes me happy birthday
>go out in the living room/kitchen area
>mom got me Doom for the xbone like I asked and also a card
>played Doom for a while
>ate lunch with dad a buffalo wild wings
>later that night I ate dinner at a nice resturaunt with my parents
It was pretty pitiful
Going to do it all again next month
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>>36894001
Fp still best post

Birthdays just go by for me. Watching normies celebrate is always a funny thing
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>>36896719

What kind of place do you live in anon?
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>>36893961
>Went to uni
>Attended my lectures
>Went home and watched anime all night

The same birthday routine every year
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>>36896768
Sounds comfy af anon
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Yes with my family and 8 friends
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>>36896803
That was last year in an English psychiatric hospital. I was there for about six months. I tried to kill myself the day before and really did not want to eat the cake dedicated to me.
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>>36897493

sucks anon

glad I've never been to one, far too anxious about shit to have ever completed a suicide attempt - just slap on the wrist and "if u pwomise never cut u throatie again i'll not detain u" coddling
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It was up and down. No party and the only present I got was some new shoes (which I needed so it was a good present). Dinner with batshit crazy parents. Then I went to a friend's house and dropped some acid.
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>>36894813
>gets $500 dollars randomly

richfag get out

also say thanks to your mom you edgelord
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my birthday is always the day of the year i hate the most. last time i just went to work and didn't tell anyone, and felt more depressed than usual all day.
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>>36894813
Stop being mean to your loving, concerned parents just because you aren't happy with the life you've been making for yourself thus far.

Be as good to them as they are to you or you're going to be suicidally regretful over this shit in the future.
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>>36894937
>grandma is into it

This is a quite unsettling picture. I would have grabbed the sloot and headed for the closest bedroom with a lock on it/chair to jam the door shut with if I was that skinny robot.
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I went out with my ex tumblrina gf. She bought me a shirt, we ate, and I dont remember much else, but it was probably the most normie bday I had

This year Im completely alone and I do think I will kill myself before my 22 birthday. I just dont wanna keep living like this
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>>36893961
>Wake up
>Wished happy birthday and receive money from parents
>Go down and apply for my license
>Fail two times and give up
It wasn't too bad I guess..
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>>36893961
Tomorrow I birthday myself! Have
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>>36895081
Buddy my family and I are a bunch of irreligious heathens and we'd be offended by this shit, it goes against basic human sexual nature, never mind any kind of arbitrary morality.
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>>36894162
This is why i stopped making bday party at 10 yo
Never have been invited to someone's since tho....
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I turned 27 today. I am having a holiday in England and visited York today with my wife. We went to a Viking museum and walked around the town. I checked out a lot of hot ads and had 1 pint at a bar.

Then we went for dinner at a buffet place and I had two more drinks.

Now I'm at my wife's cousin's house drinking a beer and watching shitty English tv. My only complaint is that I didn't get laid but I've been fucking my wife everyday for the last 10 days.
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>>36893961
It was in that few days before Thanksgiving, so I took the whole week off work, as usual. Was going to do stuff, maybe, if the weather was good. I live hundreds of miles from anyone that would care that it's my birthday, so I wasn't expecting much anyways. I also turned off my birthday on normiebook, so I wouldn't get those messages from anyone that didn't already know.
I caught a cold and got one of the worst sore throats in my life on my birthday. Ordered pizza. Pretty miserable, besides the pizza. At least Grandblue Fantasy has all the characters give you birthday wishes; took about an hour to get through all of them. Still was kinda sick on Thanksgiving, so I just got take out from Denny's.
Come to think of it, I got sick on my birthday the year before, too.
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>>36895183
>I have....
>I am.....
>I wouldn't be......
>I can't.....
>I won't......

You're going to really have a bad time for the next ~60 Earth years unless you start trying to fix all that self-reinforcing negative self-talk that you've conditioned yourself to believe.

You can choose to live a life that will make you miserable, or start trying to improve yourself in any way possible. Your choice, nobody else can help you but yourself.
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>>36894937
This is the saddest shit i ever seen

Origino
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I lied to my family that I was going out with friends, they gave me a free day at work too. Sneaked back to my room and played overwatch in bed for 12-14 hours. This one was extra depressing because my room was a fucking mess, one of the lowest points in my life, 30 of september 2016, turned 21.
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>>36894813
You need to kys as soon as possible
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>>36896113
>dad tried to make me bring a man home to fuck me because my sister did that in her teens a few times
>unlike her fat brother
Hol up, your father wants you to be gay?
Your family is fucked up, even if they hate you the fact that they can't let go of past and desperately try to fill their void with weird practices is fucked up.
Also, did she had any significant achievements in her life, or do they just praise her beacuse of being social (in a degenerate partying, drinking and fucking strangers way) meme?
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>>36896030
>been on the site for a decade
>newfag

What's the newfag cutoff? 1967?
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>>36895043
Someone needs to screencap this for future uses
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>>36898655
https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZiuCCRy9Jb_1PP5_1T2AzVowCJpLOGHltZuZ6o7puzRAbM6ksW6Tzojgv_1XxMvdC3SEiRiD-aa_1cQbobeFVJ_1T0cN6nI6pBqnAA0xoA1lDI2mFzV9D4m5dRpgrzK3m5zBxFmLgY3nykOP8HsEIcIcla3tjCR9uOpcU7n7md2WyclLYxf--XmS0PHA9WvpQsu37vS1LaMj0jAONdbD8X6wu9b2PeKjCV6uSzv_1qpuC04Y09pkhaI9CEiFGThkrMrSY9KSEfoo9_1lSLUEh_124mFkT0KGbH_1edi0QOqkXaMFsvDzyyFQgRVYV8NM99MMVxFso4R5ZaRoNi56oeRd8dsH8OYnhua7_1yy98T_124AnD5DN0xr6R4qxZmdRysFSK3iVUVb8DCNvgGkKQ25W8XppLZLxp1f7JhUsxaBXRIniuJhq6wKorTLLEehEMW7R-VK8IQA4HjiuZ9keA_1LLLIQrAm_15WM56eDC0JFTVDeSq1zOhwmo7LaFlt4cWmouCOPmYcdaY5NI0PIsWuWLeV2vKwYmCY0_1Gc3OuMgQzt_1kDKff0T7HmbrlZOdu-NMl4Sim-R6C3ZlUE_1gl1jTBw7EQo0sjE34mvx2kqefcpsqB8MkfT7oZj7qsHBP-t1fglgWLDkkCHYByPYTTvYVo9o7P19LqrJkAOgdMVhz778aRP5l37Pp7t5-MXezQG4l8G6DgWIgPtdzzSSol140Mf8ypn27oL3yF4agcpFitNugkQa3y2aeb-L63VGBpagm5Dj1h0Rby7TR2yfq4P70MI127LN1tsTvPc_18ZvyaOYxNiPY1DiVcynDzpGFoCKmqhOeel5anhOiz6vOJP7wNygJ6Z_1onaETYtNjrZ8TgrtoT_1IIKuSdNU65BCRIMdJBfESFz9Q5_19r3L2GdOUccX-v-6xMCB8ksaHXh2CAz0zmCU5ckeH2FY7Sald9wmvoOSSF8EVQGquHrW-elhuhVZTqj8Ih6Zntlo6mSk2iJG93ezWSjQ0kIOUfk-E7g8vhkufzvUhCeLU--e3VQuvFjTNb_10zsEnYNX1CK2DaEJgPYbZ2up2tGz7ACj6Q_1aBD7fRXUPCfVmHo4erqtA7xfV1KbxxAj3yTwKuMmzLn5eyvhRevI-XC3hAQHSQD59NFxxCTUXey6x3qJa7bizqxGDqgZFuVxy5Zqi5mSitMUmkX2QLKCe9Cbjc82iKFNsdx3FmCFW5Q2C_1jDEifzQEZ4Y9SIUhlWMgXYmDZdenzJoJ_1HakwD7ySwzkEt32yOp7kHeiTwcgxdM-kytj8pUZyHN0gA33uFfk4wy4ZseEeDtDq9_1gqE6tp7dGHjhGtY-9EWQDtdnP0emRdjmUMDFdmeBUddSNoNBwEF61nsfgMmcEDwG1FrXN2ETOtUFI4lRZEvW5GTZkx5JgkcvlGitJSWX_1PNY7sFrJFMXbpxYoau3tR7iUrXI7NbTpAFiHa9LV_1Kk_1fKGeXStFIeqtfC55&safe=off
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My last birthday was like this:

My family massaged my prostate and drank my asswater.
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>>36898655
Do it yourself you stupid low energy cuck. You are probably the only underage newfag that thinks this shit is remotely funny
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It's today. No one's done anything, but that's fine. I made sure to tell the people that remembered I didn't want anything. I mostly want attention, not gifts. I want to buy things on my own desu. Not many people remembered though, but that's okay too.
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Spent it in England, on a farm I was working on in exchange for food and a place to sleep. Pretty comfy, my farm friends made me a cake

pic related is the chicken shed-converted-to-cabin that I lived in for half a year
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>>36898729
Happy birthday anon! I hope your year is a good one!
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>>36898782
I was going to thank you, Anon. But that post would be unoriginal. This is enough to make it original though, thanks.
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>went to classes like usual
>don't talk to anyone so it was a quiet day
>sister takes me out to dinner and the usual political discussion takes place
>she's very left-wing and really aggressive about her beliefs
>manage to eventually change the topic and get dropped off on campus
>spend rest of the night alone playing games by myself
The restaurant itself was nice, but I honestly would have preferred to have eaten alone. I don't know if something is wrong with me but birthdays are the one day I'd rather spend completely alone. It's not even a depressive thing, more feeling peaceful on my own than anything else. Birthday wishes on social media aren't my thing and receiving presents tends to make me feel guilty.
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>>36893961
Screw that, my 21st and 22nd were even better.
>turn 21 and older cousin offers to get other cousins together and go for a drink
>his wife miscarries and we postpone it indefinitely
>feel guilty for having birthday while bad shit happens and just try to forget about it
Then
>22
>same plan
>all my other cousins cancel and it's just us, my best friend, and my cousin's wife ppaying cards against humanity, and getting buzzed
>then we talk about how I have no plans and student debt and I go home
Those were the most enjoyable birthdays ever. Minus when I turned 18/19 and everyone, not exaggerating even my mom, forgot it was my birthday and I didn't say anything until my best friend asked why I was quite.
I'm a little bitch when it comes to these things. I wouldn't mind being thrown a party but I'll never ask so it'll never happen. Plus not enough friends for a party.
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>>36894813
>>36895183
HOLY FUCK DUDE. My dad has nothing in common with me either but if he offered to grab a beer with me I'd be out the door. Ha if he offered. Ha ha.
Ha.
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since my father's death all have been uneventful but desu I've gotten over celebrating birthdays
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>>36895183
Please please please kill yourself. It offends me that people like you are allowed to exist.
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