Words that killed you

>"Maybe you shouldn't be so weird, then you'd get a girlfriend"
>Said to me from a girl who friendzoned me

I have no son, from my own mother after she had an argument with me.

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>>36893952
>You're such a nice guy, anon!
Hate it when this happens

>I want to be with you forever
>Her: *stares in silence*

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>No you would be the perfect boyfriend, but just not for me right now
>If you get a girlfriend she would be the luckiest person on the world

fucking normies

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>This is why no one Iikes you.

>jet fuel can't melt steel beams anon

>>36894997

>"No you would be the perfect boyfriend, but just not for me right now"
>dates Chad a week later

Dont look at me with that retard face, you allways have that retard look in your eyes.

-Dad

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Why are you so quiet?
>unorigigano

>>36893952
>>36894962
>>36895000
story of my fucking life

fucking banfaggots nigger its og af

>>36895163
Fuck man that hits low

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>"you really can't take a hint, can you?"

The pic is also about me. It's a couple years old, but it still stings. She was the one who confessed she had a crush on me first, but quickly swept it under the rug because she had a boyfriend

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>girl to the rest of the friend group: "If me and Anon had a kid do you think it would come out black"

>I started to lose feelings for you

What gives people the right to use other people like this and then throw them away whenever it's convenient for them?

>>36895107
Yup that actually happened

>>36893952
>Admit it, you don't care about people! How many sentences do you begin with "I"?
>You're an imitation of a human being.

>Dad: Remember when you were a kid, anon?

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>you're not friendless because you're awkward, nobody likes you because you're you

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>>36895163
You reminded me of this stupid picture.

>>36895179
I had a chinese woman say to me "why do you never smile"
I'm too unemotional for even the fucking chinese

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>We'll call you if you get the job
This was for a burger job.

>>36895670
that one hurts anon. I wish those pussies would just be straight. we all know what that means. it doesn't cushion the blow. having experienced someone being blunt once, I will tell you it was actually preferable.

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>>36895000
this one hurts

also nice trips

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>>36893952
>Anon, it's your fault you don't have friends

>awww, you're so sweet anon, I wish I could find a boyfriend like you

>oh anon, I love you, you're so warm and fun to snuggle with, why can't more guys be like you?

>speak to therapist about my utter lack of social life, friends, family, even a pet
>what do you mean you don't have friends? i'm having trouble understanding that

>>36895754
Fucking hell it's like you're gay by default
fuck this

>you're heartless
Thanks mom

>you've never had a girlfriend before, haven't you?
Was it that fucking obvious? Fuck off stacey

>"friends"
Well excuse me for trying

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>you know what anon? You really are fucking useless

My dad

>>36895730
it's pretty true tho

>I should've had an abortion
Thanks mom

>Why do you always ruin everything by opening your mouth
Thanks dad

>>36893952
Once when I was in boot camp, a Drill Instructor grabbed me and dragged me alone into the shower room, choked me until I nearly passed out, screamed "I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW AND NO ONE WOULD CARE" and then threw me to the ground.
I guess that's the most fucked up thing that's happened to me.

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>"I don't think you're autistic, you just act autistic"
It's sad because it's true

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>>36893952
I have three:

>O, I thought you were gay.
Story: asked 9/10 redhead to dinner, she went. I thought is obvious it was a date, apparently not. Tho maybe she was lying, dunno. She said this after I stole a kiss. Killed my soul.

>You are overqualified.
Actually didn't get the job I wanted because "overqualified." Kill me.

>If you had money you'd be a five
Evil slut I almost regret banging told me this after I dumped her ass. Lost my virginity to this stupid whore, haven't been laid since.

Pic related, its me at my first suicide attempt.

>>36895904
How do you go back to acting nonautistic
please help me
it would be better to actually be autistic

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>>36893952
>"I love you shirou"

>>36893977
>>36893952
I know that feel bro.
Death when?

>I don't think it'll work. You're a nice guy and all, but just too normal for me. I'm looking for someone who gets me

Fucking roastie was into netflix shows and tumblr art.

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>>36895822
Statements like this create people like pic related.

>i don't want you to see my daughter, i know your kind, hit it and quit it
>she laughed when i told her on my birthday she reminds me of barbie
>i'm sure you told a lot of girls that
>i know you weren't rapped(nobody believe me)
this was from a mom who is a physical therapist at a hospital. her daughter was a NCA and now a nurse.

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>>36893952
2 guys walk past my door.
>''Hey look, it's that autist sitting there.''
All the mistakes I ever made lead up to this.
I want a second chance.

>>36893952
"Take your finger out of my ass!"

>>36896017
>>''Hey look, it's that autist sitting there.''
Nobody would say such a thing unless they're also autists.

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>"Dude you're hideous."
>"Congrats on finding a girl that isn't immediately repulsed by you."

>>36893952
> Do you think you are trendy?
Sarcasticly/smugly said by two 8 year old stacies to me, 6 years old wearing a skirt that said 'trendy' on glitters on the back
Never wore that skirt again even though I loved it
The start of my mental problems

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>>36895000
Came here to post this, stayed here to check them trips

>I cant be with you and your disorders anymore

>>36895000
we like you because you get trips, anon

>anon might like looking like hitler

>>36896424
lmfao
origanles

>"you're a piece of shit"
>"you're weak"
>"I don't ever want to see you again"
>"I never really loved you"

>>36893952
>I'm sorry, I just don't like black guys.
So you'd date me if I wasn't black?
>Yes.

That was hard for 14-year-old me to hear.

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>>36893952
>You know what, things were so much better and more peaceful while you were gone! Nobody even fought or argued the entire week

-my older brother on my first day back from the psychiatric hospital

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>>36896752
hahaha!
All niggers must hang!

>>36896424
Well yeah, but do you think you're trendy though?

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>>36893952
>"You're growing out your facial hair?"
>I've just been too lazy to shave recently
>right as I get in my car and right before the door shuts, "It makes you not look like an inbred."
Very quick way to crush my self-confidence, more than it already was, and make me not talk to you anymore.

>"I'm so glad I'm not seeing you anymore."
>"I think if you could get laid, you would be getting laid. You realize almost everyone you know is having sex except for you, right?"
>"I know you know I had sex with X. It was good, too."
>"I hope you get in another car accident."

All said by my ex girlfriend, who would without fail come back apologizing profusely after a couple of days.

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>eyes open wide i don't care i never did and i never will
>i only cared enough to lie shittily that i cared
He was like the brother I never had. I no homo loved him more than I thought I was capable to love.

>>36896889
>"I hope you get in another car accident."
Get in a car accident with her.
Make sure you're in a much larger vehicle, though.

>>36895462
>What gives people the right
No one's in charge and we're all on our own.

I guess the upside of being invisible to the world is that theres no one around to say hurtful things to me

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>i dont want to talk to you any more
thanks, only friend i ever had

>be in HS
>Friend giving me a ride back from practice, talking about some girl who was yelling at me in class earlier that day
>Me: I don't think she likes me that much
>Friend: Dude nobody likes you

I laughed, but god damn, that fucking hurt bad

>>36896889
You're a dumbass for even having contact with her for so long

>you dont care about much in life do you?

my female orbiter said today

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>you really scared me, i think we should go back to just being friends

Not words, exactly, but I said that I didn't care about living and my sister burst into tears. Like full-on sobbing. I've never seen anything like that from her, she was always the tomboy twin sister who liked to get into fights with me and compete with me.

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>you just hate everything, dont you?

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>Hey Anon, can I hug you?
>"Y-Yeah..."
>Ew, no, I was joking

>>36893952
>you're doing so well, we're so proud of you

Told this girl I had a crush on her and she said
>I love my boyfriend

>LOOK, HE'S CRYING
followed by laughter

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>>36897317
>even speaking to a girl irl
>lol i got turned down im such a robot xd

>>36893952
>Show me your muscles, I know you jack off a lot
>Make a facebook, you need some friends.
>What you're doing isn't enough
>I wish you were more social like us

>girl: So who do you like, anon
>Me- "I don't like anyone"
>girl: Well nobody likes you, so that makes sense

What the fuck Sarah

>when is your birthday anon?
y-yesterday *awkward silence while I blush*

>if i didn't had a boyfriend i'd do something with you anon
I wasn't even flirting with her, she seemed interested in my personality. She said that like 2-3 weeks after we met on messenger. We are kind of friends now but still, it always hurts to think of the possibilities

Also
>when masturbation has lost its fun you're fucking lonely
Longview - Green Day lyric. Hit too close to home.

>>36897394
get roasted faggot lmfao

>>36893952
>Hi thanks I'm done with you

>I'm sure you understand

>>36893952
>omg why do you even like him he's so ugly he has so much pimples

>>36893952
>"Haha, anon is always so quiet."
>"Why don't you talk more?"
>stares at me
>shrug and awkward laugh

It's a lot of fucking effort maintaining friendships.

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>if you were even remotely good looking, I would have been the first one to tell you... years ago

My childhood family friend (gril). I thought I could ask her for some advice or something. What a bloody stupid idea that was.

>Nou sit ek soos n jagse doos sonder n ereksie

Translates to "now I sit here like a dumb cunt without an erection"

>>36893952
not so much words but when someone im talking to looks at something other than my eyes (clothes, mouth, nose etc) i get nervous af

>>36893952
>"GOD WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING, ANON?"
>whole class looks at me
>continues to annoy best friend

>when we first met, I thought you were cool. Why did I think that?

>>36893952
>Baldy!

From Chad, I was 18

>You should kill yoruself

From Chad

>Ewwww, he's so ugly

From an ugly Stacy, I was 18 too

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>>36896752
>tfw mixed
>mfw same response
Can't win man

>score my first ever goal, get wrecked by two defenders simultaneously as a I shoot
>hurts like hell, but I'm really happy, shout "fuck yeah!"
>Captain Chad: Oh, you finally scored a goal and now you think you can talk?

I walked onto varsity as a freshman, but I was really quiet and shy. Didn't say a word in practices. Captain Chad: (a 6'5", good-looking, son of a millionaire Motorola executive) was always laughing about it. In hindsight I was being a hypersensitive little bitch, but still, that hurt. Thought I was part of the group but I was just a punchline.

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>>36896752
Shit, that's rough.

>>36897587
I'm mixed (technically, but I look more like an ugly pic related), but I still said the same thing to a black girl when she asked me to dance back in 8th grade. Such an awful thing to say, looking back at it.

>>36893977
>girl who "friendzoned" me

come the fuck on. the only people who think friendzone is real are the ones who think 9gag is the culmination of internet culture and wacky humor.

>>36895179
When I was asked this I just replied, "Why does everyone else talk?"

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>>36897675
I ended up looking like the rock but chubby with a nig island nose. Still shedding that weight.

>>36893952
Anything that reminds me what I used to be like

>>36897684
How exactly is it fake? A girl doesn't want to date you and wants to remain friends. That's the friend zone. Sure, it's up to the guy to decide whether or not he'll stick around as a friend. That doesn't mean the friend zone isn't a thing

>>36897845
>friendzone
I don't have a bunch of guys friends that friendzoned me. She's just a friend then.

>>36896641
>>36896800
No it made me really insecure and feel like I wasnt pretty enough to wear cute clothing
Its not even their fault I am the problem for being so easily affected by these things

>therapist straight up calls me a bad person without suggesting any way to try and become better
thanks asshole

>>36897891
Surely you're not retarded and understand the difference between an actual friend and someone who settles for friendship because they were rejected

>>36897845
yes, but men do it all time as well. "friendzone" has this negative stigma to it even though it's basically nothing more than telling someone "sorry, but i'm not romantically interested in you". there should be nothing wrong or shameful in saying that, and it shouldn't be taken as an insult, which seems to be the case with the way i see it.
i mean, would you rather have her date you reluctantly without having any feelings for you just so your own feelings wouldn't be hurt? you wouldn't date an ugly girl out of pity, so why expect others to do so for you?

and i'm not trying to make fun of you here or anything, but to me what i've said is pretty obvious.

>>36897967
>settles for friendship
then she's just a friend then

>>36893952
>Do you ever talk?
By far the thing I've been asked the most

>2014
"I love you so much, I'd never leave you, I promise."

>2017
"There's nothing salvageable. I don't want to try again. I want a new start."

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>>36895000
I've had this said to me so many times as a kid I just sorta internalized it

Anyway, I just came to appreciate your numerals.

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>I don't feel it anymore.

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>>36895202
>You're such a nice guy, anon!
>This is why no one Iikes you.

u wot m8 ?

>>36897987
"The friendzone" is just a twist on basic rejection. There's no such thing as an equal relationship when one person harbors unrequited feelings, which is what makes the whole "let's just be friends" thing asinine. You can't truly be friends after that. The negative stigma is deserved. But that's not to say a girl has to accept advances no matter what. It's not an insult to be turned down, but it sucks.

Men and women can't be friends with each other

>You'll never walk again

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>>36895908
Yet you still have a better life than me....
Makes me think.....

>>36895000
Well?
Did u take notes

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>I always loved you
>The way you made love to me
>Goodbye
My girlfriend, as she died.

>>36893952
>talk to some "friend" when we drive to some party
>asks me out of the blue:"Do you have a gf anon?"
>"No man, why should I?"
>"Just asking, why are you so negative?"
>"I guess I am not made for all of this relationship shit."
>"come on anon, don't say this. There are all kinds of girls. For every kind of guy there is some gal, some like tattoed jocks, some like rather nerdier ugly guys who are nice to them"
>not only did he throw an absolute platitude at me, he also emphasized the last sentence in his tone, making it clear that this one was specifically about me

I never even considered myself to be "nerdy" or some shit like that. Ugly, awkward and reclusive, yes. But that remark about being nerdy drove a nail through my heart for some reason.

>>36897297
This one can be devastating. My parents are so delusional about myself. I'm failing hard in every aspect of life despite trying my hardest. Every time they learn about one of my failures (you can't hide them forever), they lower their standards a bit more. They want to be proud of me so fucking bad. I can see the desperation in their eyes. I wonder how much longer they will put up with me

>>36898316
i'd agree with you but i don't think it's impossible for men and women to be friends. friendship is about love too, just not romantically. look at old couples who've been together for decades, most don't love each other the way young people understand the word, but they still often like to hang around each other and do stuff. it's the friendship that keeps marriages like that afloat, usually.

i'm pretty positive my own parents don't love each other since i've never seen them show affection towards the other. but they can talk like only the best of friends do, about things most people who are in love couldn't or won't.
i think it's entirely possible for men and women to be friends, but most people just don't really want to be friends even with the persons they claim to love.

>>36898381

Yeah right

But if it's true I'm sorry anon

>>36898332
underrated

let me post you fucking robot

>There's the door
>Why did he even come when he doesn't have any friends?

>>36898381
No Love Deep Web

oregango

>>36893952
> hey man nice shoes! Fuck that guy, ignoring me...
Some asshole kid told me that because I had Velcro orthopedic shoes on, I got them because I have extremely flat feet. I don't know man, it hurts to live sometimes.

>>36898603
Jokes on them though, I'm getting better. At the same time I still get disability payments.

>Enjoying a drink at a party
>suddely a roastie appears
>"you look mean and angry"
>"you should leave if you don't like to be here".
>Mfw this is my normal face
>mfw I was already told by a random bitch years ago that I have a psykopath face.
I made a lot of efforts to integrate in society.It took me years to look people in their eyes and to talk with people I don't know well and this kind of shit makes me want to hide in a cave forever.

>>36893952
>"looks like you haven't showered in a week"
>didn't shower for like 6 days

everyone bullied me in school anyway, ages 4-18 my only joy was coming home and playing videogames

18- present sad but trying anyway cuz why not?

now i work in an office for $15 an hour or so

>What the fuck, look at that fucking loser!
Literally random guy on the street that I've seen for the first time in my life. I was just walking by. His friends and girfriend all laughed at me.
>It could have worked between us if you didn't start acting so weird.
A girl that I knew for a year after I freaked out that she suddenly and without explanation cut all contact with me.

People are beasts.

>>36893952
>That's the weirdo who talks to himself
Well what else am I supposed to do? It's not like any of you fucking assholes will talk to me. Why can't you just be nice to me hoping I will warn you of a shooting?

Fucking normies.

>>36893952
>your daughter will suicide herself at 15 because of you

>>36893952
>"why are you so awkward"

>you're gonna grow up to be a serial killer
Sometimes i wish i had

>>36893952

Nobody says those kinds of things to my face.

It's their actions that have usually hurt.

>>36893952
>"If your life was a sniper's scope, you've been aiming three ticks to the right this entire time
hell of a dream

>>36898941
What do you talk about when talking to yourself

>i'm sorry, but it's like we don't even know you

said by my crush in class when we were playing spin the bottle in middle school. might not seem that bad but they were the people i considered my friends. all through my childhood i had thought we were all friends but i was like a stranger to them all along
i still feel really bad about it

>>36895694

They like to keep their options open in case the guy they hired turns out to be shit. No reason to be blunt about it if there's no advantages for the company. They'd rather put you on a waiting list than get rid of you right away.

>>36895511
my dad says this to me all the fucking time when he's angry how is this hurtful? I miss being a kid and just doing what Im told too.

>>36894962
ugh

>>36895808
>you've never had a girlfriend before, haven't you?
sucks but again its just the truth


>>36895852
>Why do you always ruin everything by opening your mouth
my mom says this as well, stop opening your mouth

mine are
>wow anon i thought you were a cool guy but i guess I was wrong
-my oneitis to 16yo me after I told her i thought all her friends were basic stacies

>i've given up hope on you doing anything special with your life, just make sure you're happy
-my father on the verge of tears after an argument we had about suicide

>you are evil in the flesh
-my mom after i attempted to kill myself in front of her (slit one of my wrists with my pocket knife before she pulled the knife from my hand, seriously wounding herself in the process), although she has apologised for saying this many times since

>dude, we're not friends like that, why would i talk to you about these things?
-guy who i thought was my best friend

all of these are quite some time ago though i'm feeling better currently even though I'm still a failure in terms of having a fulfilling life

>>36899144
Things that interest me. Politics, philosophy, how much I hate normies. It's just like regular thinking except out loud.

>in class where we get marks for participation
>think of something I think would be good to say
>laptop gets a notification from memebook, one of the girls in class posted something where everyone could see
>"nobody cares about what you have to say, honestly"

I'll never understand what motivates people to be like that

>>36896017
>>36896051
Yeah, nobody calls people autists except losers who spend all their time in certain internet "communities."

>>36896966

This.

All this shit was said to me, so I dedicated my life to learning to be invisible.

There are rules and shit.

Can't just be silent though, that makes you the "weird quiet guy".

Learned to make just enough small talk chatting up cashiers, make sure to get out once a day.
When you make small talk, avoid attention, and never get too personal, that's the secret to invisibility (or so I thought).

The problem is, it only works on people you won't see often.
If you work with people and act like this, you'll find they end up caring about you, more than you end up caring about them.

After that, it gets harder to keep some distance between you. Harder to hide.

There's also always one asshole that notices the fucking invisibility, that can see it. That takes note.

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>Anon, how can you not get this? You're so fucking stupid.

My older brother who looked up to a lot when I was 7. I was learning math at the time and I was struggling with something so I asked him for help.


I don't care if my classmates or other adults insulted me or whatever. But it was my older brother telling me this, that's what killed me inside.
I have a little brother now, he struggles in school but if he ever needs help from me, I'll happily do it and never belittle him for doing so.

>You make everyone feel like shit
>No one likes to be around you
>Why don't you care about anything?
>Nobody is on your side
>Why don't you act like a human being?
>This is why you don't have any friends
>What is wrong with you?
>Of course it's not good enough

L-love you t-too, mom.

>playing a new game with a close friend
>just realize a mechanic that I thought was obscure and hadn't noticed yet in that game
>wow anon you're just noticing that? it was obvious, sorry for not telling you I thought you were intelligent
really hurts when someone close lets it slip that they think you're a moron

>>36899604
Dude you were 7 years old so you were obviously a dumb shit and your brother probably just assumed you weren't a pussy and would shrug it off or get motivated by it

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>>36895000
>>36896999
>>36897062
>>36897257
>>36897297
>>36897361
>>36899028
>>36898941
>>36899649
Damn. Hit me in the feels.

>You're so annoying!
>Leave me alone
>You're a weirdo
>Fatass

>"its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all"

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!? WHAT IF IVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE!?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Nobody even fucking cares about you, and no one ever will

My Crush. Those were the only words she said to me the whole year when i got the confidence to talk to her. I guess she wasn't interested...

>the only reason I talk to you is because you help me with my homework
>I found the perfect guy! He's just like you, only not ugly!
>Omg anon, I'm sorry for leading you on. I can't date you because I don't deserve you
>This career isn't for you, consider political sciences
>Your GPA is lower than 3.00? We're looking for interns with better grades.

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>>36893952

>She stared into my eyes
>Dead serious look
>Starts shedding tears
>Fists
>Penetrates my eyes witha look of pure hate
>Silence
>"I wish you were never here at all"

My sister did this to me 4 years ago. I've ignored her all her life because I'm an apathy-infused little fuck. She's right. She's completely right. I have no right to live.
I just want off. Let me off, please.

>"if there was one person that I would want to die with, it'd be you, anon"
please don't give up on trying to find the perfect one because normies reject you. you will find that person, and you will be the happiest person in the world, anons.

>You have autism
- The Doctor

>>36893952
>"This is why you have no friends."

My mom, ladies and gents.

I was 11 years old

"you think any girl would even want you?" - mom

Happened just this sunday, told her to fuck off and suck a dick.
Staying a grandparents now, fuck her.

Joke's on her tho, i have a gf.

>>36895500
May have said this to someone during a fight once.

Felt justified ATT, now feelsbadman.jpg

>>36893952
>just go home, anon

>"What was your time on the mile today?"
>7:40
>"Oh. I guess that's good... for you"
>he slams locker, walks away without a glance

Fuck you, Anthony. I hope you died of cancer.

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>>36898059
This literally just happened to me, too.

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>>36900361
I literally just jacked off and came all over myself!!!!!! You fucking dick ass dickhole!!! WAAAHAHAHHA SMOKE WEED YOU RETARD LOOOOOL I don't know what to do with you!

I managed to get a part time job that I could cope with. Only a few hours on a weekend but practically killed me. I've got more since but there we are. I must stress that I am gradually building up my hours: it's extreme mental problems, not laziness. I want to do more. Anyway, I proudly told my friends. Then they dug for details and it culminated in
>Oh, but it's not a proper job then? What's your main job?

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>>36900432
... good for you?

P.S. You might be autism

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>>36893952
What if nobody ever says anything to me in the first place?

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>>36900471
Ha ha you bigger nigger!!

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>>36900432
Are you okay? What activated you?

>>36893952
>I don't even want to be your friend
and
>Shut up, nobody likes you

I hadn't seen a friend of mind in a while due to college and I invited him over to hang out because it was my birthday.
>Ha pizza and video games? Haha no I'm good
I never thought people would go for low blows like that. I just wanted to spend some time with him.

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>>36900498
That's a very intelligent comment, Anon. Thank you for sharing your thoughts.

>haha you're cute

I absolutely hate it for some goddamn reason. It's just so extremely emasculating and immediately denies any action you make or say.
What do you even respond to that?

>>36900581
What a shithead. I'm sorry anon

>>36897374
By your standards there's maybe three robots who have ever posted here.

>>36893952
GF just said to me
>stop driving so recklessly, if you want, kill yourself alone

>"anon? who would fuck him?"
said by some roastie leading me on cuz i had oneitis for her

>>36901039
turns out that roastie sucked some nigger's dick in the high school bathroom and a picture of it got tweeted out

>>36898651
>there's the door
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody says "don't talk to me"

>"What? What is her problem. You're amazing."

My theatre teacher said this to me when I told her the girl I asked to prom said no. I wasn't that bothered by it, I'm used to rejection and I figured it made sense a girl wouldn't want to be with me. Seeing my teacher actually get angry at this girl because she actually saw some value in me surprised me. Nobody else, my friends, my parents, was surprised I got rejected.
Then the teacher suggested I ask out this super hot stacy. It was nice to think someone believed I could do that, even if I couldn't. I think sometimes that teacher was the only person who really cared about me.

>>36898941
I fucking love talking to myself.
Wish there weren't always people around so I could just do it always.

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>>36901039
>>36901065
>getting oneitis for an obvious whore
LOL anon what the fuck is wrong with you

>>36900077
god I want someone to die with

>>36899521
I can see you anon and I don't have anything bad to say about you.

>>36899604
I feel bad. My brother is a couple years younger than me, he's smart but doesn't always think through what he says or what's going on around him. Sometimes I would get frustrated and say he was acting like an idiot.

Anyway, one time this happened while we were somewhere and as we were driving home he told me basically what you said, that he's awkward and people call him stupid all the time, and that's why it hurt coming from me. Felt super awful about it.

>Why are you still at the house? I wish you could get a job and move out. You're useless.

Thx senpai. I know that already.

what do you like to do anon?
be original on 4chan idiot

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>>36899521
My god... It's just... So so lonesome. It's just... My god. I can't even. This fucking shit. I'm crying right now Anon. God. Way to rock my world

For me it wasn't the words but the silence

>>36893952
>Just let him sit with us he doesn't have any friends

>>36893952
>Steph Curry my ass

Said by a retarded black Stephen Hawking

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>when are you going to get a job?
>are you ever going to college?
>when are you going to get a girlfriend?
>why are you so bad at everything?
>you're killing your father
>I hate you
>you know why we had your brother? Because we didn't want a ugly loser for a son.
t- thanks, mom

>>36901309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rko6oBuZb1c
I would recommend suicide for faggots like you

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How can you robots tolerate this shit? I would probably get into a fight over half the shit quoted here.

>>36893952
>Get a life
I do have one fucking normies

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>>36901405
Most of the shit said to these anons is old. They're probably all cold blooded killers who'd do the same now.

>tfw I'll shit on someone because they cross me

>you can't avoid everyone forever
actually, i can

>People like you shoot you schools
-My vice principal in junior high

>>36896966
"when you have no one, no one can hurt you"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBDmjszeDEs

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"I can't keep it, you're my brother."

>>36901610
I got a similar one

>you look like a mad scientist
-A friend's 10/10 gf

>>36901649
Give us some context

Organic

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>Can't believe I used to have a crush on someone like you

>Why are your brothers so cool but you're just a piece of shit

>sorry anon, I'm pretty busy, I'll let you know

>>36898334
Are you kv anon?

>>36901848
haven't heard it but I'm positive some girls think it.
I used to be awesome once goddammit...

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>>36893952
"How tall are you?"

"Wow you're so short."

"Wow you look so young--you look like you're 13."

"You can't grow a beard huh?"

"You haven't changed a bit since high school."

"Girls must not like how young you look."


I'm ready to kill myself, just need to grow balls. Tired of this joke.

>>36894994
the silence is deafening

>>36898449
No shit anons. I know that feel. I want to be a Christian preacher (name faggotry related). Am in uni because parents want me to be. I wrote a 130 page manuscript, got it approved by a publisher, can't publish it because I need the money because in uni. But after this quarter I'm just gonna drop, get laid one more time (likely with a hooker, hopefully a redhead) and begin my career as a preacher. Have not told them this yet. Any advice?

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Holy fuck I feel like dying after this thread even more. I have pretty much the same as others but here goes.
> Mother used to constantly say that I had no friends, this is right after our third move as a family, have a mom and dad just shit with money
> When I was going through the mental health system for youth my sister just outright ask "Are you bipolar?"
Fuck you my depression never got that bad

>>36901954
holy fucking hell I can't do this anymore shit is getting too real

>>36897845
a girl doesnt want to date you because you've proven yourself unworthy.

by that i mean you're a beta fag with no redeeming qualities, dont blame someone for rejecting you when you yourself are usually to blame.

i've never been friendzoned, if i wanted a woman i would get her.

>inb4 hurr ur just pretending
it's called having some goddamn confidence

>>36898897
>>36898941
>>36899157
If I get digits of note then Beta Uprising, all three of you.

>>36893952
allahu akbar
fuck off robot

>>36899289
I lost a job with FEMA (GIS analyst) over talking to myself. Fucking normies.
I've learned to only do it in my apartment now.

>>36896424
Reminds me of that time I was playing in the beach as 8 or so with my toy shovel and was super excited about digging and making castles so I lift the shovel in triumph and do this dumb face in preperation for the slaught of the sand grains.

Then I hear a 6 year old kid point at me and go "Look mommy, a retard kid!".

That was the precise moment I put down the shovel and never played with it again. I was already very self conscious at that age and it only got worse. A miserable existence.

>>36898941
>not having a conversation on your mind

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>>36893952
>Why are you so quiet?
>Woah, you like that, anon? That stuff is weird
>>proceeds a month later bragging about how they are a special snowflake because they asked about that thing and I told them about it
>Anon, you never talk. Do you have problems?
Said by many High School teachers.
>Nah. I won't ask anon. He's just so... weird and boring....
>I heard anon has guns. Do you think he is planning on shooting us or is he just secretly a hick?

>>36902310
*because they like that thing they asked me about and I told them about it

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>"Stop following me you creep"

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>>36897394
oh fuck
orgasm

>>36900184
I love you anon. When an Anon dies, his name is yours.

>God, you are so pathetic

>>36900713
>>36900713
Fucking dipshit. I would cut my left hand off to be called cute. Go fuck yourself chad.

>>36901405
>>36901465
Very true anons. Honestly, faith faith in Christianity helped a lot, taught me to actively read, leave the house more, taught me value work, etc. In all honestly /pol/ and /fit/ also helped (fuck off).
I used to not even be phased by being grilled. Now I go shooting after Church every other Sunday, just me, to get some targets down. Because you never know when you'll snap and go full Supreme Gentleman.

>>36899649
>>36899649
I can think of easy responses for all of these. I mean, I've stopped caring about normies a while ago.
>You make everyone feel like shit
"Good."
>No one likes to be around you
"Good."
>Why don't you care about anything?
"I do, just not about this/you."
>Nobody is on your side
"I don't care."
>Why don't you act like a human being?
"Because I don't like human beings."
>This is why you don't have any friends
"Good."
>What is wrong with you?
"I don't know."
>Of course it's not good enough
"You're right, it isn't."

Do normies honestly think their "insults" are clever? They just repeat the same generic shit over and over again, and everyone seems to think they're spouting something genius. These people are idiots.

>>36901610
I got a similar one when I was in middle and high school
>Kids like anon either grow up to be marines or grow up to be in gangs
Jokes on them; I like to fight, but I never start them, and I want to be a minister. So fuck them.
>>36901848
>>36901865
Holy shit I know similar feels bro. I'm sorry.

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>>36897640
fuck similar story here
>playing footy in school
>always defensive because I suck
>unbelieviable I score one
>shy celebration but really happy
>"is the first time he score one" say one kid
>everbody start laughing at me
>wtf but if I just scored
>get angry and leave
>turn back while leaving
>nobody even notices me they keep playing

>>36902071
My ass. I have a job, I go to college, I work out, and I have actual life goals. I'm not a NEET. Never will be. I have my own place. I'm just fucking ugly. Simple as that. Go kill yourself, faggot.

>>36895670
Yeah,
Or "come back next week and we'll talk about getting you that job"

Manager went on vacation.
OR
Totally forgot about me
OR
Gave the job to someone else.

>anon for as long as ive known you, ive never seen you with a girlfriend, are you gay? sorry if im prying, its cool if you are, gay guys are nice

>>36902814
>sorry if im prying
At that point you should have cut them off, said "No, you're not" and walked away. Simple.

>>36893952
>I wanted to marry you in the future to make your dreams come true even though I don't have feelings for you
That shit literally made me the emotionless cunt I am today

>>36902834

I wish i had the balls to do/say things like that anon, i really do, ive never been able to take control of any kind of situation

>>36893952
only my own words can kill my self
everyone else can only be able to upset me

>>36902865
I'm not trying to seem badass, because I'm not. It just seems to be the logical response.
I'm also a narsissist, so that could explain it.

>>36895000
So did anyone who said this has been said to them stop doing the shit that made everyone hate you?

>>36895362
>wanting to chat and facetime 24/7
>getting jealous of her boyfriend
>b-but she had a crush on me!!
not after that display lmfao

>>36895462
maybe if you werent a dick to her she wouldnt lose feelings

"You're like a big brother to me"

I already am a first born son an older brother.
I don't want to be one to a chick I planned to marry.

"I don't want to tell you"

So you leave me to assume the worst.

FUCK YOU
I regret being close to people.
I regret trying.
All that effort to get emotionally cucked.

escorts and strippers really are the only companionship worth having.

>>36895670
you should be like ok ill be sitting by my phone waiting for you

>>36895973
>We should force people to be friends with autistic weirdos
No

>>36902759
That didn't sound very christian of you.

>>36893952
"You, like, never talk anon"

>>36903002
>read with white girl accent

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>>36902984
>he hasn't gotten the memo that autistic people are superior in almost every way

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>this is why people talk about you when you're not around

>You're fucking trash, boy.

The last thing my dad ever said to me. Haven't spoken to him since.

>at least you're not fat and lazy, only lazy
my dad

>i bet you're the kind of kid that kills cats, huh?
my mom. this one really hurt me. i love animals, but for some reason my mom thought i was completely evil

>you're so ugly anon
my sister.

why was my family so mean to me? the stuff other people say to me will never hurt as much as your own family stabbing you in the back.

>anon are you going to shoot up the school?
>anon why are you so quiet/awkward

>>36895908
to be fair i wont be able to tell if its a date unless they say it is, i was only able to tell once.

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> I know you could give me all the love in the world, I just can't give it back.

>>36895813
lol, i was with my sister and dad, and i closed the door this one time and looked at them for the keys, and he was like you guys act like a couple of geeks

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>"w-whats up"
>"why the fuck are you smiling at me"

>>36903044
"I didn't know people were so interested."
"I didn't think you cared that much."
"Do you really spend your time not only thinking, but also talking about me?"
There are so many fucking ways to respond to bland normie banter like this. Of course, they'd probably respond with some stupid substanceless nonsense\. They're the absolute worst at talking shit, yet somehow believe themselves to be savants in the art of shit-flinging. I truly hope a flock of normies gets incinerated by falling space debris sometime soon.

>>36903032
Autistic people are hazardous to society and should be euthanized at diagnosis.

>>36903137
There's nothing else I can say to you, other than reaffirming the fact you are simply incorrect and I deeply desire you will one day realize the truth.
Goodbye.

>>36897317
LOL thats so troll

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>>36897262
>tfw oneitis said this to you on the last day of school
>still said bye to you after like it never happened

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>"tall guys really do have big dicks"
-my fiance

mfw my "friend" who is 6'2 smashed her while we were taking a "break"

>>36902990
Deuteronomy 32:39-43

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>>36893952
More like none.
Because no one talks to me for it to happen.

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>>36896770
damn that sucks
once my brother told me it was a lot better when I was gone once, literally fifteen minutes after getting home from a summer camp.

I just went inside and went to bed, I didn't feel like seeing my family for a week

>>36897954
Your therapist called you a bad person?
What the fuck did you confess to him?

>>36903221
I doubt anon is even going to look that up, and more power to him if he doesn't. I'm not going to look it up, either.

Most of the Bible is either shit or nonsensical, so I really don't see the appeal. In addition, God is not real.
>>36903229
That sounds like bliss. What's it like not having dumbshit normies chirping at you constantly?

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>I wish things could have been different

Me too...

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>>36900432
what

origini

>>36903260
that he was a pedofile

>>36903082
It was obvious. I asked her point blank, "Hey (Female's Name, don't remember. Think Ann, Anna, something like that) I was wondering if I could take you out to dinner." Pretty fucking blatant. I showed up in a goddamn suit, bought her veal, paid 100%, etc. Obvious as fuck.

>>36898140
Ooof. I think this is the best one ITT.

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>>36903262
>That sounds like bliss. What's it like not having dumbshit normies chirping at you constantly?
Feels lile a constant piercing agonizing loneliness.

>>36895000
I like you guys. oc

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>>36893952
>creep oreganoalla

>>36903300
Woah, I'm not suggesting complete social isolation. I'm just saying you could exclusively talk to non-normies, and that sounds pretty great.

Unless you don't have any friends either way, normie or not, in which case I'm very sorry for you and hope you find one soon.

Goodnight, Anon.

>>36903219
dump her and never talk to him or her again. In fact, would beta uprise in your shoes.

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I was on my teens, I was walking down the street normally.
There were a couple of girls outside their house, in front of the door. The older one said to me "Hey this girl here says hi" then the younger girl retorted immediately with a "Eww no! He's too ugly!"
That crushed me, I got home and I cried a lot. I remember that scene every rare time I speak with a woman.

>>36903427
>too ugly
So, she'd be willing to accept some degree of ugliness?

>>36903157
>implying 99% of shootings aren't perpetrated by autistic spergs raging at their inability to connect with normal people

>>36903473
>the 'majority is normal, so normal means better' meme

>>36903340
Oh, I do mean I talk to no one, yes.

>>36903515
>he can't come up with a reason why autists are better
>W-well I'm an autist and n-normal d-doesn't always mean better!!
Please report for euthanization. You're useless to society

"sorry , Mo..I just used you for sex"

nuuuuuuuuuuuuu X(

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>>36901405
Haha this. I wanna fuck somebody up over half this shit. Don't be a cuck anons, fight back.

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>>36902715
This. I love seeing normies get BTFO when somebody doesn't comply with their nonsensical hierarchies.

>>36903675
I agree. Also, can't be a cuck if no gf

>>36900581
lol I still pizza and video games with a bro I was friends with since I was a kid and we're mid twenties

>>36903464
I suppose. The girl wasn't anything special, just a pretty average 15-17 y.o girl. Which makes it even worse. If an average girl finds you too ugly, abandon all hope.

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>>36895947
WHY DOES NASU KEEP KEKING ME?

>>36903473
>implying they dont deserve it
fuckn normies

"your the biggest abuser in my life"
my ex fiance gas lighting me trying to cover up her cheating.

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>"Have you ever even been to a party"


NO IT TURNS OUT I HAVEN'T BECAUSE NOBODY EVER FUCKING INVITES ME

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>can i call you "carol"?
>you have dainty hands
>o, yea, i really like you, i'm bi btw

>>36903847
Kek
People who aren't special have even more incentive to act like douchebags

>>36895670
>Oh, that's weird. I was eavesdropping on the interview you conducted with the girl who was ahead of me, and you told her to come in tomorrow, bringing some ID and to wear black pants and a black collared shirt. Seeing as this is just a fast food job and all, I would think once you find someone who's good enough, that's it, you hire them right there. You don't wait and see if some super-smooth master chef is gonna walk through that door to flip pre-made burgers and say "Have a nice day". So by telling me this, I can take it that I don't have the job, but you're just too big a PUSSY to tell me that to my face, so now you're gonna fill me with false hope and jerk me around. I mean, that's what everyone I know told me that means, that you're not interested. But I should just take that cue, right, I'm the one who's outta line for this. Except you're banking on the ambiguity, because if you knew I knew for sure what was going through your head, and that I knew you knew I knew, it would be just as awkward for you as the straight answer, so it's pretty clear you don't want it to be clear, never mind the fact that I am stressing out for a job here and will desperately cling to hope that maybe you will be different, you really WILL call me in the next few days. Oh no, the priority is that you feel comfortable. What's that? You're NOT trying to deceive me at all? You want me to walk away with no false hope, walk away knowing that I don't have this job? SO WHY NOT TELL ME THAT TO MY FACE YOU SLIMY LITTLE KIKE!!!!!!!!!!!

He respected me so much after that speech that I was promoted straight to manager.

>>36895179
Yepp...with a little
>You used to talk more back then

>>36893952
>Are you ever going to find a girl?
My dad told me this after my ex broke up with me and I was still depressed about it

>talking to people

How are you guys talking to so many people?

Am I the only robot where no one has really talked to me? People just left me alone all throughout school. I got good grades (asian-american) and never really did anything social. I even got a job where I don't talk to anyone and just communicate via email all day. The only people I converse with are sex workers (lots of sex tourism) and people on mmos. I just don't remember a vocal exchange where the other party didn't take great pains to end the conversation as quickly as possible.

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>Why are you like this?
If only I could count all the times this has been said to me.

>You don't actually think that, right?
It's particularly hurtful when I'm giving my opinion on something I'm passionate about/being honest about what I think.

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>>36893952

Similar.

>So do you like, have any friends?

I need a gf so badly

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>>36895670
>get excited that someone called back for an interview
>get invited to interview in person
>get psyched up for job because they want enthusiasm
>gonna move to a new city and be making real money
>interview goes supposedly well
>get a business card
>don't hear back in a week
>get nervous
>call back
>find position's been filled
>get rejection letter/email weeks later
>but only if they're polite

> wow you're only 150lbs? *chuckles*

>>36904237
And then everybody clapped and, and you had the cashier enter items by number to avoid electrical disturbance?

>>36893952
>You are a bad person
Oh yeah?, well...
Fuck

>>36904512
I thought it was something like "infetterence"

>>36902927
Fuck. Off. White. Knight. Stop generalizing us as jerks and making wild inferences off a single quote.

>>36895441
We would never find out who the father is
Nigga can't you into bantz?

>A relationship isn't for me right now.
>Maybe we can work something out in the future.
>But for now you're one of my closest friends.

My fucking face when she tells me she likes someone else a few weeks later.

>>36897505
M-me too, thanks!

origninainaignait,lkat==aaktakk

>I just don't feel the same anon, I like you as a friend and don't want to ruin that, sorry if I was leading you on

I deleted the actual message because it was depressing as fuck and I always looked at but it was something like that.

>>36896889
>I think if you could get laid, you would be getting laid
That is the fucking stupidest thing I've read all year.
>if you could do x you would be doing x
Yeah no fucking shit Sherlock

"You don't get to feel emotion or argue, that is disrespectful to me." - my own mother

>>36902135
kek originallly

>>36893952
>Enjoy it because she is the only girlfriend you are going to get
she was right

>>36900581
fuck that one hurt to read

/thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MHGtlEYZBA

>>36906279
isn't calling yourself a christian monotheist redundant?

>>36900311
Were you a saint?
0regami

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>Anon, guess what, the genealogy.com stuff came back and it turns out we're like 60% jewish - my parents

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>>36899521
You shouldn't be so likable then, you pseudonormalfag.

>>36893952
>"do you think he's cute?"
>"NO!!!"

ori

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>I'm sorry but I just don't feel the same way

>>36894997
>right now

i fucking hate this shit. why can't roast beefs ever be direct or conclusive about ANYTHING

>>36893952
>You're a playstation nazi.
Four years later and I'm still confuse. Also learning German.

FUCK IT
FUCK IT I AM OUT
I AM KILLING MYSELF

I
GIVE
UP
I LOST THE GAME FUCK IT

>>36897208
holy fuck this exact thing happened to me. i hate my life

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>>36906589
don't look back anon