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2017-05-09 06:50:38 Post No. 36893411
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:50:38 Post No. 36893411 [Report]

Any virginity stories?

>Be me
>Virgin beta fag
>Shift in and out of classes in shitty nig nog high school
>Sit down and notice someone in particular
>It's the school slut
>Such a huge slut that we call her dicksie
>Solid 8/10 but she literally fugged every boy AND girl in my class
>Everyone except me
>feelsbad.gif
>Walk around class doing shitty project when suddenly I feel a hand on my ass
>It's dicksie
"Hey there cutie."
"Heh, hi..."
>Strike up a betafag conversation about schoolwork
>She gets noticeably bored
"Okay, enough bullshit. Wanna fuck?"
>Heart skips a beat
>Think I'll look cheap and retarded if I'm the last one to fuck her
"Uh... no, I have a gf
>lie.gif
"You sure? I'm tight."
"Yeah, can't cheat on her
>Dicksie stares a moment and hugs me
"You're such a great guy"
>Leaves to fuck a random Tyrone
>Later at home
>Contemplating why I lied
>DAMMIT WHY
>I wish I were inside her now
>I wish I was in dicksie

>Wish I was in dicksie
>Hooray! hooray!
>In dicksie's land I'll take my stand
>Live and die for dicksie
MFW

Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:54:06 Post No.36893481
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:54:06 Post No.36893481 [Report]

Hahaha dixie. Confederate flag pepe. I get it.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:55:08 Post No.36893504
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:55:08 Post No.36893504 [Report]

pretty good meme. should have seen it coming, what with pic related and all

Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:22:05 Post No.36894003
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:22:05 Post No.36894003 [Report]

put me in the epic reddit screencap, dickface

Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:23:50 Post No.36894046
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:23:50 Post No.36894046 [Report]

>>36894003
I can't tell if this post is generally approving or disapproving of the greentext.
I don't regret my time in this thread but I may never return again.

Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:37:25 Post No.36894355
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:37:25 Post No.36894355 [Report]

>>36893411
holy shit you autistic FUCKING virgin

Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:00:07 Post No.36894871
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:00:07 Post No.36894871 [Report]

>>36893411

If this is true, good job, never fuck a slut.
>>36894355
>waaaaaa not everyone is an immature degenerate who wants loveless sex!!!

Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:25:43 Post No.36895564
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Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:25:43 Post No.36895564 [Report]

First time I had a girl in my bed I spent the night kissing her neck and shit. I could have easily fucked her but didn't really know what I was doing. She used to always tease me for being a virgin too

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