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Any virginity stories?
>Be me
>Virgin beta fag
>Shift in and out of classes in shitty nig nog high school
>Sit down and notice someone in particular
>It's the school slut
>Such a huge slut that we call her dicksie
>Solid 8/10 but she literally fugged every boy AND girl in my class
>Everyone except me
>feelsbad.gif
>Walk around class doing shitty project when suddenly I feel a hand on my ass
>It's dicksie
"Hey there cutie."
"Heh, hi..."
>Strike up a betafag conversation about schoolwork
>She gets noticeably bored
"Okay, enough bullshit. Wanna fuck?"
>Heart skips a beat
>Think I'll look cheap and retarded if I'm the last one to fuck her
"Uh... no, I have a gf
>lie.gif
"You sure? I'm tight."
"Yeah, can't cheat on her
>Dicksie stares a moment and hugs me
"You're such a great guy"
>Leaves to fuck a random Tyrone
>Later at home
>Contemplating why I lied
>DAMMIT WHY
>I wish I were inside her now
>I wish I was in dicksie
>Wish I was in dicksie
>Hooray! hooray!
>In dicksie's land I'll take my stand
>Live and die for dicksie
MFW
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Hahaha dixie. Confederate flag pepe. I get it.
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pretty good meme. should have seen it coming, what with pic related and all
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put me in the epic reddit screencap, dickface
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>>36894003
I can't tell if this post is generally approving or disapproving of the greentext.
I don't regret my time in this thread but I may never return again.
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>>36893411
holy shit you autistic FUCKING virgin
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>>36893411
If this is true, good job, never fuck a slut.
>>36894355
>waaaaaa not everyone is an immature degenerate who wants loveless sex!!!
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First time I had a girl in my bed I spent the night kissing her neck and shit. I could have easily fucked her but didn't really know what I was doing. She used to always tease me for being a virgin too
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