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w-we can't do stuff like that! We're boys!

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w-we can't do stuff like that! We're boys!
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>>36892175
You are clearly a green haired woman.
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>>36892190
>You are clearly a green haired woman.
The pic is a representation of my feelings when a cute boy I met on /r9k/ asked me to do a lewd thing with him
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>>36892212
>>36892175
The lewdest thing I'd do to you is ask your strawberry friend's number.
Green haired useless woman.
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>>36892212
Cute boys wouldn't ask you to do lewd things all the time if you didn't give off slut vibes, you know? People only make lewd requests of people they think are willing to do lewd things.
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>>36892175
Don't worry anon, it doesn't count as long as you're just practicing for girls.
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>>36892175
You're right, we can't, shouldn't, and won't.
Good talk, see you around.
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>two girls kissing
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>>36892478
>two girls kissing
That's disgusting get out
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>>36892175
Once we have taken estrogen for enough time we are practically girls, don't worry anon, we can live our yuri fantasy together.
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>>36892971
>Once we have taken estrogen for enough time we are practically girls, don't worry anon, we can live our yuri fantasy together.
I'm starting estrogen soon!
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>>36893335
Are you OP?
Original posting
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>>36892390
I would buy alternating rounds with you and exchange conversation as warranted.
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>"you want to suck my cock anon? But you wouldn't even fit half of it in your mouth... But maybe your butt will work"
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>>36893335
Don't. I know someone who's on it for a month and he can't get hard has no sex drive and is tired all day.
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>>36893872
B-but dats nut femenin!
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Where do I find a non femboy to virtual kiss over Discord?
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>>36893956
A non femboy ?
So
A boy ?
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>>36893872
>Shaved everything
You are asking to be a bottom, even if you have a thicc benis. Seeing those legs got me rock hard for the pale boipucci too.
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>>36893924
Not feminine? What are you talking about anon
>>36894029
He's a switch.
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>>36894065
Can you stop posting your gross dick? Go fuck women with your great white cock.
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>>36893998
Yes, I guess so. A femboy is a boy as well though.
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>>36893872
those legs are hngggg
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>>36894104
You don't want more then?
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>>36894142
Have a pic of his semi
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>>36894065
kinda looks like mine, how big is it?
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>>36894163
post moar s3npai, im hooked
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>>36892237
Is it a good anime or nah
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>>36892175
I'll do whatever pure stuff I want with boys
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>>36892478
That's the dumbest looking kiss ever
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>>36893335
Tranny faggot neck yourself
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>>36895514
What kinda pure stuff do you mean?
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>>36895626
You know anon, the stuff that every boy likes talking, video games, cuddling, going out on dates while hand holding, being faithful
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>>36893872
I would pay a lot of money to have him put that in my butt desu
He could charge me money just to look at it and I'd pay up
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>>36892175
I'm not but please find a cute boy to kiss and let me watch
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>>36893956
What kind of non-femboys do you like?
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>>36895763
Any weeb, honestly.
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>>36895793
Post location and discord if you like.
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>>36895823
Where do you happen to be from?
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>>36896062
Southeast Europe
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>>36896118
Please post an anime girl
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>>36892175
>tfw no boy to do stuff with right now
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>>36896216
There are lots of boys
Point of fact, I'm one
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>>36896309
Do you have a discord I can add you on
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>>36896406
Do (you) have a discord I can add (you) on?
Also jeez that was fast, shouldn't you let me know a few things about yourself first?
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>>36892212
>I met on /r9k/ asked me to do a lewd thing with him
Use Chaturbate and at least get money for doing lewd things from horny guys. I've made about $150 so far in a week.
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Why do I get hard reading this
What happened to me
I'm too young for this why do I keep comming back
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>>36896433
>Do (you) have a discord I can add (you) on?
Alright it's Lyr#7393

>Also jeez that was fast, shouldn't you let me know a few things about yourself first?
Well I don't mind if you ask what you want to know
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>>36896585
are you as flustered as the 2dgril in your pic?
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>>36893872
something about this pic is really hot desu
Try not to get those razor bumps next time
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>>36892175
I look like a girl though anon.
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>>36896585
Can I add you too Anon? Top or bottom?
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>>36896708
Anon it's just a cute picture of an anime girl
maybe

>>36896758
Yes!
Bottom
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>>36896473
Lmao, how pathetic, lust is one of our most basic, primal urges and turning such pure and raw feelings into a source of profit shows just what a disgusting human being you are. That and the people actually paying you must have no self-respect or pride.
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>>36896811
>a disgusting human being you are. That and the people actually paying you must have no self-respect or pride.
lol I'm a suicidal NEET IDGAF.
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>think of doing gay stuff
>get hard
What is wrong with me?
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>>36896780
Dang it, two bottom boys can't really do it together at all!
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>>36896875
You're not bouncing on my dick
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>>36896861
Suicidal and yet you still want to make money to survive right? Seems pretty contradictory. So even worse you're one of those people who uses "suicidal" as a way to describe themselves when you're actually clinging to life. Beurk.
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First desperate clingy femboy/twink to apply to be my gf(bf) gets me.

Tall top here.
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>>36896883
True but we can still talk about it anon
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>>36896780
I'm gonna give the world time and it better not disappoint. There better be more like you when I'm at that road.
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>>36896919
Why are you so butthurt, moralfag? If I can make some money by stroking my dick, what do you care?
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>>36896930
That is true, maybe I will add you!
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>>36897112
>That is true, maybe I will add you!
Pathetic
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I-its not gay if we're just practicing!
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>it's a 'failed normalfag tries to act like he's dominate as fuck but sounds like an autist' episode
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>>36897343
lol i love seeing that type of stuff here
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>>36897041
Because I partake in lust for the simple pleasure of it with my online partner and to see people like you who corrupt it by associating it with money grosses me out. Sadly you're going to turn more people to the path of greed like you just did by recommending it to that stranger anon. Bad idea? Nah, bad you.
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>>36897418
>I partake in lust for the simple pleasure of it with my online partner

>tfw no online partner to partake in lust with
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>>36897418
>simple pleasure of it with my online partner
kek

sure m8

I bet you're in love, right?
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"Anon...I know you're into boys' butts, I saw you saved that trap pic I sent you, sooo... Why don't you pound my cute butt? ^_^"
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>>36897529
Because you didn't give me your discord.
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>>36897529
Why is Blonde Hair and Blue eyes so fucking attractive. I swear, white people are fucking succubi when they look good.
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i wish i could report this thread
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>>36897598
The sky is blue. Blonde hair is like gold or a wheat field
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>>36897578
Anon, I only roleplay a qt, I'm only kinda qt irl...
W-Whats yours?
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>>36897479
No, but when a lustful anon needs relief as much as you, why not both have a jolly old time together. FREE OF CHARGE, might I add.
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>>36897683
I can't post my discord in public, but I could give you my skype.
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>>36897683
Blonde Hair + Blue Eyes = Perf/10
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>>36897751
I'm an exhibitionist so it turns me on that people are getting off to me. The pay is a nice bonus.
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>>36897864
It's an interesting topic to discuss, Max Weber argued that once your receive compensation for something and pursue it for monetary gain, you lose and tarnish the passion you had for it. Which I am enclined to agree with.

Obviously you're not the only one to do so and sadly you won't be the last. I just hope there'll always be cute lewd strangers willing to do lewd things for the sake of doing lewd things and not for money. I'm already disheartened one of my good friends (male) became a cam slut, but hey, what can you do, that's life.
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alright I have a fat dik, where do I find a link bf?
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LOW-CONTENT OP POSTS MUST DIE
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>>36898194
Sweden, it's where all the really white people live. Best part is their subservience.
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>>36898071
>once your receive compensation for something and pursue it for monetary gain
Nah I only tried it out for fun. Then when chatters started saying I should verify because I'd make a lot of tokens, I did. I don't beg people to tip or shit, they can if they want.
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>>36898229
arent swedes tall and bulky tho?
I want a short skinny twink for my own
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>>36898315
>Swede Nu-Males
>Tall

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Willing to bet they are bulky though. Around the waistline though.

The only bulky swede in the entire nation is LahtsBrah
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>meet qt gay boy on r9k thread
>start messaging and getting saucy
>he send noodles just for me
He's so fuckinglad qt with a nice little bubble butt, I am blessed
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>>36892175
What stuff? I can do it, I'm something you guys would call a roastie.
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>>36898446
>he send noodles just for me
I feel really bad for the lonely r9k guys who actually think their "qt bf"is ONLY sending them pics
cyber-cuckoldry
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>>36898495
GET OUT GET OUT STOP TRYING TO BE EVERYWHERE PURE QT FAGBOIS DON'T WANT YOU
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>>36898541
>PURE QT FAGBOIS DON'T WANT YOU
But I want them, so I hunt them. Qt boys are mine. Fuck off hairy fat ape.
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>>36898584
>implying im not a bishi seme looking for his uke
back off you roastie orc, these cute boys are mine
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>>36898634
>not a bishi seme looking for his uke
If you are qt enough maybe I'll also hunt you for a bit.
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>>36898584
I'M NOT HAIRY OR FAT, I'M 6'0 AND 160 LBS

THE QTs LIKE BEAUTIFUL UNCUT COCK, GET USED TO IT BECAUSE ALL YOU HAVE TO OFFER IS AN AXE WOUND AND WHATEVER ASININE SHIT YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT
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>>36898676
I wouldnt be considered qt, im hot

if you want you can be the third
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>>36898634
Admit it, you are waiting for nice tits and a qt pussy. Fags don't exist. They only neet qt pussy.
I culd help you, anon.
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HEY FAGGOTS
HEY YOU, YES YOU, FAGLORD
GO BACK TO LGBT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36898697
>im hot
not interested then, sry because you guys define fat hair< apes as hot
>if you want you can be the third
is the other one qt?
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>>36898691
block capitals because no one ever believes you mr ape?
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>>36898779
SORRY BUT ITS TRUE LOL QQ BITCH

QT BOYS ARE TOO PURE FOR YOUR DISGUSTING SNATCH, YOU SNAKE YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU HUNT THEM SO IM NOT THE ANIMAL LMAO
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>>36898712
I like boys because its more fun to see them act feminine and timid, seeing a girl act that way is regular and boring

>>36898741
>fat hairy
well the hairy part is a yes but Id be ottermode
and of coarse, Id like my cuteboy to be the middle~
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>>36898841
>QT BOYS ARE TOO PURE FOR YOUR DISGUSTING SNATCH
we just teach them some things about live

>YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU HUNT THEM SO IM NOT THE ANIMAL LMAO
because if they are qt, they are to shy to approach a woman
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>tfw no (even wannabe) femboys to hit on and bully over the internet and treat like the property they are.
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>>36898896
>seeing a girl act that way is regular and boring
that's why I don't do that
I don't have to act: a nice female bodys enchants them without any cheap act

>ottermode
It's called ape, not otter
don't insult otters
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>>36898909
>because if they are qt, they are to shy to approach a woman

More like they want nothing to do with women except talk about hot guys if they're dumb enough
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>>36898952
>tfw no (even wannabe) femboys to chat and flirt with over the internet and treat them like the qts they are.
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>>36898991
>except talk about hot guys
I'll talk to them about hot guys if they want to
I'll tell them how hot and qt they are and they melt anyways
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>>36899001
You can treat a qt as property. It's what they want in the end. Let's be honest, every qt just wants to be dominated and treated like the prettiest little trophy pets.
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>>36892175
Penis taste good anon
Don't you want some baby batter in you?
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>>36899041
Nice, do you wanna prop up my self-esteem in a shallow symbiotic relationship anon?
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I want a cute bf, where are the applications?
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>>36898981
no its not, thats the name of the body type, this is why cuteboys dont like girls, youre cunts by definition
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>>36899077
no, i just prefer qts over apes
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>>36899041
if you're lucky enough that they're not gay. Why in the world would straight guys want to look fem and qt when 90% of women around the age of 20 hate that in a man?

You can kiss their asses but you'll never replace a strong man who makes them feel like a princess. You can make them feel warm inside, but you can't turn their knees to jelly
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>>36899064
Maybe, I've definitely met quite a lot of cute boys who wanted that kind of thing. If you're only keeping them around to be pretty trophy pets though, it sounds a lot like you'd just discard them once they start aging, whereas I'm the sort who'd rather enjoy their cuteness while it lasts and get attached to their personality instead.

In other words, qts are for loving, not for using.
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>>36899117
But anon, I'm not the other guy you've been talking to and I am a qt twink! So how about it, will you force feed me some validation until I develop an unhealthy dependency on you?
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>>36899145
Thank you for the kind words anon
>tfw predatory homos just want to use you and throw you away
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>>36899131
>can't turn their knees to jelly
I wouldn't bet on that
most of them are at least bi and are only experimenting with some guys, they will come back as nature intended
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>>36899221
that's what you like to think, but qts have way the fuck more value on the fag market than they do with straight girls, so they always spend their young golden years with men until they get too old and then, only then do they go for girls to "settle down", but they end up resenting them because no girl can make them feel as special and wanted as the men did
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>>36899182
>force feed
no, I'd be your loving, nurturing, cuddling other half that can also give you a lot of pleasure
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>tfw you use gay threads as an easy source of attention
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>>36899294
>because no girl can make them feel as special and wanted as the men did
Implying a hairy ape can do anything else than fuck them and grunt disgustingly while doing that.
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>>36899197
>>36899145
>implying boys aren't for fun and girls are for babies

Be nice to qt boys and have fun with them.
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Tfw no cute bf to cuddle and hold hands with
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Boys are for beating up by men
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>>36899369
>implying a snake can do anything else but bitch about the size of their chest tumors
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Every man should have a boy wife and a girl wife.
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>>36899297
I had just been joking but that sounds pretty good anon

C-contact?
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>>36899397
I also want one
wo needs disgusting apes?
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Stop brainwashing me with your anime homolust bullshit
cause its working
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>tfw no cute femboi to cuddle, spoon and hold hands with and sometimes also violently beat and rape so that he develops an unhealthy dependency on me
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>>36899462
If you let me suck your cock the ritual will be complete.
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>>36899493
Delete the spoiler and everything that came after and that sounds perfect
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>>36899493
>tfw you aren't cute enough to be raped
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>>36899513
But how will the relationship be interesting if you don't rely on me for all social interaction and lewdery?

And sometimes I just need to dress my bf up as a little girl and rape her into the dirt.
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>>36899413
That's actually what most humans want. They stacy meme is a meme to divide us anon.
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>>36899513
would you prefer a man makes love to you and helps you cum and everything? fucking freak
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>tfw no sub bf to only let him cum with his prostate
>keep him locked up and only let him dribble out cute cummies
>make him wear girly clothes around the house
>be a bully during lewd time but comfy during normal times
>call him my girl when we fug but keep chill normally since were not delusional sjws
>introduce him to my family as my girlfriend to tease him

I wish I could stop dreaming
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>>36899569
I know anon, people like me who like romance and healthy relationships are huge perverts and weirdos, but that doesn't mean you have to bully me for being into it.
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>>36899497
I feel like im to awkward to get a blowjob. What do i do with my hands?
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>>36899617
I was kidding, you ain't a freak but most other gays don't want that which is really a shame. Too many just want to fuck and never see each other again
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>>36899625
Awkwardly ball them into fists and rest them on your thighs so you look extremely uncomfortable
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>>36899493
this is what the poor qt femboys get from trying their luck with an ape
I hope you rupture your tunica albuginea disgusting bastard.
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>just want a short bf to do cute stuff with
>want to live with him in the country on the water
>want to wake up on a Saturday and cuddle for hours then we make breakfast together
>we watch Saturday morning cartoons and laugh at them despite being much too old
>then we lay back in bed and watch crappy movies or tv all day

Am I asking too much?
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>>36899667
>roastie mad they can't get fembois
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>>36899667
I'm pretty qt desu. It's just 2 qt boys fucking, but one's obviously dominant and the other sub.
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>>36899617
you are great, keep it up, anon
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>>36899570
W-what are you looking for appearance wise. J-just wondering.
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>>36899547
O-ok anon, I'll be more empathetic in future to take that into account, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd still like someone to have those things with myself.
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>>36899696
at least one of them is usually not qt at all
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>>36899698
thin, white, short, shaved, medium length hair

I prefer blonde hair and blue eyes but thats usually asking for too much
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>>36899724
I don't have any bodyhair except for a small amount on my arms and legs and pubes. No facialhair. I'm skinny and pale otherwise
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>>36899685
Yes, because everyone knows boys like to play video games too. Movies are only better than games when they're horror movies so I have an excuse to hold you close for the rest of the night (if I even needed one).
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>>36899625
Never cracked that code
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>>36899685
well if you dont expect them to be cute then no you arent asking for much

but gay guys who actually put time into their appearance are pretty much always looking for sex and thats it
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>>36899703
same here
hold on qt
we will luck out some day
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>>36894388
Yeah it was a good watch because you learn some interesting details about the industry. I unironically watched it because I was interested to learn more about the field and it didn't disappoint desu. Watched a different one about some girl VA and her brother's her manager or something and it was total shit, but the one in your pic is fun
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>>36899752
Video games are a Sunday activity, silly.

>>36899764
Average looking boy is fine I'm no Chad myself
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>>36899686
found the triggered, hairy and grumpy ape
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>>36899814
>triggered
nah thanks I have a qt already, stay mad though roastie, boys should love boys.
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>>36899764
>guys who actually put time into their appearance are pretty much always looking sexy
fixed that for you
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>tfw bullying qt boys into caging themselves permanently
>tfw once the cage is locked nice and snug i go find another boy
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>>36899864
that's so mean don't do that :(
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>>36899834
I'm not mad at all larping ape.

>boys should love boys
because nature intedend it?
fuck off, you just try to lure away all the shy qts and misstreat them instead of cuddling them so females have to settle with disgusting bastards similar to you
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>>36899864
Oh man I make them mail me the key first and then have them lock themselves up on cam. Then if they annoy me I just drop and block them, it's so hot.
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>>36899904
>bitter roastie mad cute boys only want stronger men not gaping gashes

hue
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>>36899887
no way, i'm helping them
>>36899909
that can work but they can use different padlocks.
i used to send them cages and locks myself without keys
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>>36899904
lol you want to talk about nature? nature intended that your mate be strong and capable of protecting you and your offspring, not a scrawny flatchested girl with a penis who doesn't know how to change a tire
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>>36899973
It's ok, I watch them match it bit by bit.
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>>36899993
Hey, just because I'm a twink doesn't mean I can't take care of myself!
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>>36900005
seems like alot of effort
just get them to superglue the lock
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>>36899904
>y-your just larping
No but if that makes you feel better go ahead and think that.
Boy holes were made to be filled with boy poles.
Stinky gash isn't involved in a true loving relationship
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>tfw I am a manly bottom and want to be dominated by a femboi trap
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(You) me up if you're homosexual
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>>36900024
But then they panic that they won't get out. <:(


Gotta have them cling to you for the chance to get rewarded.
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>>36900000
Sage because I don't care about faggots
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>>36900018
but it does mean you're an inferior, undesirable male as far as nature goes and you should like it that way . I'm just putting the cunt's nature argument to rest laddie
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>>36900064
you are meant to prepare them for it, and once you get them to calm down they won't remove the glue
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>>36899993
if we are not talking about polygamy nature intended sweet couples that are supporting and nurturing each other
just look at gray geese, elephants or gibbons.
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>>36900090
>you're an inferior, undesirable male
I think I'd rather date a roastie than a bully :(
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>>36900029
>Boy holes were made to be filled with boy poles
you guys are filthy and should stay away from qts
you will just mess them up
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>>36900105
>just look at gray geese, elephants or gibbons.

We are not gray geese, elephants or gibboons. Nature also intended that some creatures eat their own when they die, but we're not cannibals are we?
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>>36900153
No thanks I'll collect a harem of qt boys and mess their butts up while cuddling and loving them all equally just for you anon
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>add a somewhat qt shy dumb neet boy
>befriend him over a few months
>slowly learn more about his lewdness and life
>buy him a webcam so he can cam for me
>get his address and record all his cam sessions
>tell him after a cam session that i'm gonna blackmail him
>bawls his little eyes out for ages before i calm him down
>tfw have my own personal cam bitch now
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>>36900149
Well if you look like a girl and like girls, it's not my fault you're dysfunctional. It's a shame really, because no straight woman can possibly be loyal to someone with barely more testosterone than her
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>>36900177
>but we're not cannibals are we?
I'm not sure if there aren't some humans that actually do that


Actually since humans need long time to bring up their children humans are intended to support each other in the form of loving, sweet couples. This world is screwd up thats why broken indivuduals like you actually have a voice out of there but you mixed some things up. There is a reason why most of us yearn for a loving relationship, hugs and mutual understanding. Nature knows her way.
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>>36900245
Teach me to be like you, I want a camslut
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>>36900190
I bet you try, I bet you fail and I bet you won't be happy by acting like that.
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>tfw there are cute robots that have actually met and done cute stuff together
>tfw I'm completely alone and the nearest robot is 500 miles away
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>>36900306
just be friendly but mean
most of them want to do it
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>>36900312
I already got one qt, I just need to get more anon, its not that hard, I'll have so many and you'll not even have one, because you're a stinky gash roastie that qt boys will never love
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>nobody likes tall subs

H-heh not like I wanted to be a cute boy anyway.
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>>36900282
actually, I think you'll find that women love the shit out of douchebags and hate nice guys and fembois. If females really wanted "sweet guys", the brutes would have been wiped from the genetic pool. Right now in the 20th century we're seeing a little more femguys because of estrogen in the water.

I had a girl tell me she literally got turned on when she saw two guys fight. This is one of many examples of girls wanting to be dominated by muscle alpha dudes. You'd have to be a freak or under-aged to want anything else
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>>36900369
If you had one you wouldn't be the triggered ape on /r9k/. Instead ou would hug and cuddle him, talk to him, love him and suit his needs.
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>>36900409
If you're cute I can deal with tall anon.
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>>36900427
>triggered
Theres that word again anon, I do hug and cuddle him, we talk whenever we can and I love him dearly. Something you'll never experience, and I'll experience many times over with so many cute boys
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>>36900410
Do you know about the movie idiocracy?
Its because low trier humans multiply like bunnys
while others stopp after one or two children

>I had a girl tell me she literally got turned on when she saw two guys fight
I guess you don't know about the movie because it seems you tried to get the dumb, low intelligence, emotionally broken girl
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>>36900470
>Something you'll never experience, and I'll experience many times over with so many cute boys
your dreams are nice but they don't count anon, sry
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>>36900409
Iktf
T-T
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>>36900343
>tfw I know there is a cute boy in my state who visits the same /vg/ general I do
>has no interest in finding a bf and just spreads his lewds to anyone that asks for them

;_; so close yet so far
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>>36900542
It hurts knowing they're not just dreams for me doesn't it roastie?
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>>36892175
shut up faggot
>no one likes weebs, especially women
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>>36900578
>knowing
I know you are an larping ape. And if you aren't I hope the qt you are currently messing with will have the strength to leave you bastard and find his own happpyness
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OMG fuck guys, I lost the key to my chastity cage!!! It must have happened last night WTF am I gonna do?!?! How do u get it off? Anyone know?
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>>36900640
>messing with
>his own happiness
We already make eachother happy anon, and hes already talked about harem stuff during lewd talks, I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to convince him to share me outside of lewd fantasies.
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>>36900514
I don't care about your stupid movie. Your idea of sweet and loving has no foundation in human evolution, because love doesn't help you survive: strength and ambition and hardiness does. Love and nurturing is meant primarily for the offspring, because the offspring is weak and helpless. We would be literally be extinct if men had been women like you think they are.

>emotionally broken girl

projecting much? you're part of a very small minority

Keep arguing that boys should be yours if you want, but using the "nature" argument simply doesn't work
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>>36900681
>We already make eachother happy anon
thats what he is telling you untill he has the strenght lo leave
implying he is a real being, not just your wet dream
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>>36900723
He is a perfectly strong individual anon, its rude to call other people weak. Maybe this is why no cute boy loves you
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>>36900711
>what are humans?
>what is society?
>why are robots a thing?
humans are social entitys and there is a reason for this
cooperation ensured our existence, not agression

>strength and ambition and hardiness does.
this is what broken and doomed societys tell you

friendship, cooperation and loving relationships are what human beings are made for and what nature intended by making us all (males and females) social entitys in the first place

>We would be literally be extinct if men had been women like you think they are

only if agressive, violent, sociopathic and narcisstic humans arent weeded out
there is a reason many cultures excluded such humans from their civilisation
because we aren't doing that currently, we are failing
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>>36900660
If you weren't larping, I'd say to take some garden/tin shears to the lock.

But I know you are. So now you're trapped forever.
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>>36900660
you dont get it off~

you post here every day sad about being unable to fap untill you break down and buy yourself a dildo so you can cum with just your pussy hole just like a girl
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>>36900909
>garden or tin shears
>good enough for locks
He'd want something sturdier, like bolt cutters, or he could take shears to the cage itself if its silicone
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>>36900942
All of the locks I've seen shipped with cheap chineseium "WolfDog" locks. I could cut 'em with garden shears.

If he put on a masterlock or something then yeah, bolt cutters would work.
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>>36900927
I did this
I just wanted to feel like a girl
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>>36900885
>humans are social entitys and there is a reason for this
>cooperation ensured our existence, not agression

Yeah no shit. Cooperation doesn't have to be flowers and rainbows though.

>friendship, cooperation and loving relationships are what human beings are made for and what nature intended by making us all (males and females) social entitys in the first place

Your broken little mind tells you that a man who is physically larger than a woman is incapable of this. Why?

Remember what this is about; my original reply was that it's unnatural to be attracted to twinks, and that still stands. A woman who finds a loving man who is strong will think she found the best of both worlds.

>only if agressive, violent, sociopathic and narcisstic humans arent weeded out
there is a reason many cultures excluded such humans from their civilisation
because we aren't doing that currently, we are failing

That's the stupidest thing you've said yet. The Western world is by far the most accepting of femininity in all forms. Countries like China and India are male-oriented and unloving, very anti-feminist. Those two countries are the future, especially China because they don't shit in the open. Their population is not aging like ours (birthrates well above replacement levels) and their economy is still seeing tremendous growth.
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>>36901010
well now youre just like one, girls dont need to stroke whats between their legs, they just want large rods pumping in and out pounding out their g-spot
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>>36899864
This intrigues me. Can you tell me more? How many have you done this too? Do you know if any are still locked now?
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Anyone know where I can find a shit ton of cute anime boy pic?
I'm jus tryin to get my dick wet
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Prostate orgasms are so good I stopped jacking off normally.
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>>36901924
>Prostate orgasms are so good I stopped jacking off normally.
Is this actually possible without a friend
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>>36901950
easier without. prostate orgasm are pretty physical and difficult to achieve, but cumming from fucking is not that uncommon because a lot of it is from the arousal
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>thread makes me question my sexuality...
>cries...
>mfw
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>>36902269
>easier without. prostate orgasm are pretty physical and difficult to achieve, but cumming from fucking is not that uncommon because a lot of it is from the arousal
Any advice on how to achieve prostate orgasm

Assuming you are
>>36901924
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>>36902471
I am not that anon, I've never done it because for most people it's too much work and practice. I just like to jack off while stimulating prostate
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>>36902575
>I am not that anon, I've never done it because for most people it's too much work and practice. I just like to jack off while stimulating prostate
You disappoint me
I demand that you lock your cock up and practice prostate stimulation until you can do it right
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>>36902850
b-but anon! I kind of like being a boy... I mean sure I'm weak and I like to submit to superior men but it's still nice to get to cum from cock stimulation now and then...
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>>36903093
>b-but anon! I kind of like being a boy... I mean sure I'm weak and I like to submit to superior men but it's still nice to get to cum from cock stimulation now and then...
You'll get permission to use your dick back when you show me you can cum properly from your ass
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>>36896883
>>36896930
Maybe you should be my harem of cute bottom boys who each get dominated by me in turn...
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>>36903093
I was nervous too but I'm anal only now because I like how it makes me feel like a girl
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>>36903718
>I was nervous too but I'm anal only now because I like how it makes me feel like a girl
I wish I could cum from my butt more easily desu
Give me pro tips
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18 year old male here
In desperate need of love and comfort
Looking for a cute boy to talk with on discord through text.
Possible long distance relationship in the future if things work out
I'm nice but ugly, I know I won't get any responses
If someone does respond I'll post my discord although it won't happen
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>>36903799
>I'm ugly but only respond if you're cute

Maybe lower your standards
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>>36903877
My definition of cute is quite lenient
Basically be a boy and not have a beard. That's it.
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>>36896923
Where you at and how mentally unhinged?
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>>36903895
I'm a boy and I don't have a beard

I also have light brown skin, weigh 345lbs and have a 5 inch dick

Does that shatter the illusion for you, or do you want to refine your definition a bit more? Because when people like you say "Oh just be X and maybe Y and that's all" you don't really mean it.
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>>36903641
Add me and we'll see >>36896585
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>>36903962
You sound cute TBQH
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>>36903962
>weigh 345lbs
lol
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>>36903962
brownboi?
ree original
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>have cute clingy boy added
>very clingy
>he says he likes me *a lot*
>hes only gay to top a trap
>tried lewding him but he asks me to stop
when is he supposed to break for me?
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>>36903979
Liar, I've never been cute.
>>36904009
No I'm not brownboi but I've heard of him in another thread.
>>36903980
Yeah, I know.
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I can cum from my ass using a toy, now I want to try a real dick.
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>>36904009
>brownboi?
Who is this
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>>36904163
A brown boi I found in several trap threads and decided to follow around for a while, has a distinct posting style and doesn't change his filenames
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>>36904054
tell him that you should just be friends then so you can go find a cutie to be your bottom
thatll either cause him to panic and become your cutie or you get a friend and are free to find a cuteboy who isnt "straight"
seriously do it otherwise youre just gonna get led on then be bitter when he never subs
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>>36904189
>A brown boi I found in several trap threads and decided to follow around for a while, has a distinct posting style and doesn't change his filenames
I'm in every trap thread and I don't think I've noticed him before

What files does he post, can you post some
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>tfw am qt boi
>tfw no other qt to make out with
>tfw no one will massage my butt as I grab theirs
>tfw no one to sword fight with lewdly then 69
>tfw no one to put their finger in my butt while we make out
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>>36904362
He hasn't posted this one in forever, I think hes tried to escape me
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>>36904375
>not wanting to frot
>not wanting to have a power play with another qt and roll around in bed kissing to figure out who'll be the top this time
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>>36904434
>not both being qt sub girlfriends who prep and wait their turns while their dom fucks the other

baka
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>>36904434
>why does someone have to be on top?
>c-cant we just rub butts together until like girls do?
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>>36904462
>but how would we know who was your favorite?
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>>36904567
their is no favorite, youre both my cuties~

Id tease you when you act bad by rewarding the other
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>>36904494
I like fucking boys... Just I like having one in me just as much...
>>36904462
B-But I want a qt femboy to be my bf!! Not a big man
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>>36904757
Your bf is your fellow femboy, your owner is the big man.
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>>36904757
you and the other femboy can be girlfriends together while the big man fills your boiholes properly
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>>36904792
b-but their are two of us and only one big man

>tfw I really just want to rub holes and frot with another qt
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>>36904850
the big man could handle both of you properly babe

which ever one of you tops the other cuteboy gets pumped by the big man
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>>36904784
But I want a qt femboy with a sizeable benis to do lewd benisy things with him!!
>>36904792
No girlfriends now other man, just two small boys with big benises who make each other feel amazing
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>>36905008
the other boy can be a small cutie just like you, while your big guy provides the big penis for both of you to enjoy
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i really want a cute guy to bully me and use me but i'm not qt myself
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>>36904850
tfw wanna frot with another femboy and rub my big 7.5x6" cock but I am circumcised so erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation.
>>36905045
You do not perform sexual acts on a person outside of your relationship! That's not giving as much attention to the partner as he deserves.
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>>36905045
Leave my bf alone!
We can do lewd things by ourselves thank you very much~~
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>>36905088
>not accepting poly relationships
fucking bigot
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>>36905088
of coarse not, all three of you can be in a relationship together
one of you as the exclusive top(the big guy), and the other two switch for eachother

>>36905109
make me slut, your tiny dick is no match for my fat one
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>>36905111
I just want to please my bf....and if poly it'd just have to be another big dicked femboy.
>>36905109
B-Bf?? Yeah.... Alone...
>>36905140
No, only switch vers big benised femboys for me.
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>trying to lewd a boy who just want a bf to be loyal to
I would lewd him too desu
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>>36905171
>only likes smol boys
>is a smol boy himself
OH I get it youre a fucking beta
got it alright Ill leave you alone now
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>>36905140
My dick is not tiny and your dick is no match for my butt~~!

>>36905171
>tfw all I want is a cuteboy to make out with and do lewd things with in bed
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>>36905256
actually while reading up on how to make anal sex feel good for a sub I learned that the head of the dick is supposed to be the widest part and after that it gets easier for them

my shaft is wider than my head so that puts me in a tough spot when the time comes to finally have lewd time
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>>36905224
That's not beta... I just want someone who looks nice and cute so we can take turns who takes it up the butt and make love to the others hole...
>>36905207
Being loyal I important....
>>36905256
Do lewd things in bed with me anon...I think I look good enough to make boys feel good... I mean I've been told I'm cute, have a good butt and great benis...
>>36905292
I have the same... Like an inch before the head it maxes out the thickness at 6" circumference while really hard... And I'm not sure how will I fit it because it looks like those baddragon dildos..
>>
everyone here wants a trap or a femboy. what about just boys? where do they go?
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>>36905368
Right here anon, we're all just lurking
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>>36905346
>Being loyal I important....
There's so many boys to lewd though...

>>36905368
I want boys! But you didn't post an anime picture...
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>>36905415
what do you think of traps or femboys? do you ever thought of becoming one?
>>36905418
what kind of boys do you want
>>
>tfw the moment after you jizz and all you feel is disgust for yourself and at what you just did to get off
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>>36905466
>what kind of boys do you want
Just cute boys I can talk and cuddle with and other naughty stuff
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>>36896811
And yet prostitution was the first profession.
Sure, pal.
If it'll buttfluster you more, know that one of my friends is a camwhore who oftens gets paid for stuff just like smoking weed or playing MMOs with people.
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>>36905418
Pick only the cute feminine boys!
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>>36905551
>other naughty stuffs
like holding hands in public?
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>>36905691
>Pick only the cute feminine boys!
Those are nice but just a boy is good too...

>>36905696
>like holding hands in public?
Yes!
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>>36905045
Sauce or post more pages
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>>36905752
i would love to hold hands with you anon
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>>36905466
I'm alright with traps and femboys, the aesthetic can be cute if done right. I was pretty much a femboy when I was younger but nowadays I aim more for the twink look.
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>>36905873
luckily I had it open in a tab for when I fap later

its a pretty gud one, https://hitomi.la/reader/961479.html#1
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>>36905679
What was the point of this comment, to "buttfluster" me? KEK :^)
You also don't refute or bring anything new as an argument, if you just wanted company, you could have said so.
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>>36905889
what is the twink look about? I'm not a femboy or a trap i never wore anything girly i just wear tshirt and jeans. does it have something to do with your personality?
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>>36905874
Gosh anon I love it when boys are honest like that, I'm >>36896585 if you want uwu
>>
>>36906018
It's a nebulously defined term, but I use it to refer to any young guy who's relatively slim and less hairy than most.
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>>36906230
something like this works?
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>>36905939
God I wish I was a thicc cute boy with a delicate face and end up getting hypnotized by a horny guy
with a huge cock

It's my new fantasy I think about constantly
>>
>>36906310
Yep

Who's that qt?
>>
>>36906391
m-me


oregano
>>
>>36906443

you're way too clothed in that picture, I want to see something with more skin you semen demon (male)
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>>36906552
what do you want me to wear anon
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>>36906604
pull up your shirt and expose your midrif with some shorts on

also wear a long sleeved shirt and nothing under~
>>
>>36906604
>what do you want me to wear anon
undies and socks and nothing else
>>
>>36906604
show me your boysoles
>>
>>36906604
I vote for a skirt and some leggings or some thigh high socks and tight underwear to emphasize your bulge! How kind of you to take requests anon <3
>>
reminder to all the anons here who have a waifu(husbando) that they're probably lewdposting at other anons in this very thread
they are impure roasties of the male variety
>>
>>36906604
>what do you want me to wear anon
Nothing but the sheets on my bed
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>>36906310
PLEASE, and I can't emphasize this enough, cum in MY ass
post contact also
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>>36905224
I kinda want to do this, but with two big guys. I'm a twink though.

I make almost six figures and I think I can host 2 meet big guys at my house who fuck me in exchange for food/ sheltrr / pocket money.

I had this once with one guy and it was really fun. In the heat of the moment he almost got me to give him all my bank codes in exchange for his dick going back inside me.

He graduated though and left.

I still fap to the memory, but I am kid scared how weak willed I am during sex.
>>
>>36906771
wanna trade some drink money for fat dick pics?
>>
>>36906771
this interests me, even though I'm not gay
>>
>>36906771
>you will never fuck anon so hard he give you his bank info
why live
>>
>>36906801
Can I get a sample? You might need to bully me a bit first.

>>36906809
I'm in Cali bay area if that matters.

>>36906813
I don't know if I can go down that road again.
>>
>>36907292
was talking about it earlier, if yours is cute shaved and pink im sure wed be perfect together
>>
>>36906771
>>36907292
Are you into fat guys or when you say "big" do you mean guys who are tall with big dicks?

t. fat guy
>>
>>36907292
Your area doesn't matter if you pay to fly me in
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>>36907292
hi

i'm also in the bay area and making six figures

how's it going
>>
>>36907292
>>36907530
Which one of you will be my bf
>>
>>36907328
That was my first post.

>>36907484
Tbh fat guys are choice. I am a skeleton so I really enjoy the weight and size difference. Obviously prefer more average dick size and average height.
>>
>>36907530
Do you hate your job too? Where you work? I'm at JP Morgan.
>>
>>36908025
Ive got a slightly above average dick length but far above average girth
im average height but also average weight

im good at teasing tho
>>
>>36908053
no my job is awesome i work at google
>>
>>36908025
I'm 340lbs and my dick is 5 inches long and 5 inches thick, and I'm 5'11.

Does that do anything for you?
>>
>>36908320
I bet you have a chill tech job where they don't beat you for sales every morning.
>>
I just want a boyfriend...

When do I get a boyfriend...

;____________;
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>>36908917
if youre a cute twink boy Ill take you bby~
>>
>>36908954
I'm not a cute twink boy, I want a cute twink boy!

But no cute twink boys want me....
>>
>>36909046
then why do you use anime images?

you post like a girly boy, no wonder you cant find a girly boy they want a strong man not a submissive top
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>>36908572
yeah it's pretty great

come join me
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>>36909422
>tfw no googler bf
post contact desu
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>>36909453
discord is mist#0425
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>>36908233
Sounds nice. Would you be willing to share?
>>36908328
DAT box dik. I really wanna see it.

Would you be willing to share?
>>
>>36909749
what would I get in return? I need a little something to get me hard~
>>
>>36909749
Sure, got discord/kik/skype?
>>
>>36892175
I don't care, I want to play Disney Infinity co-op
>>
threads like this made me start taking hrt
>>
>>36909749
>>36910130
Come on anon, don't give up on me now.
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>>36910152
>tfw iktf

when I die from a blood clot my death will be on you fags
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>tfw got to this thread too late & all the cuteboys already left
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>>36910498
At least we'll go out with smooth skin and puffy nipples.
>>
>>36910593
is this actually considered high standard among femboys and such,
cause if so i have a lot less work than i thought i did.
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PLEASE give me a boyfriend RIGHT NOW!

p l e a s e
l
e
a
s
e
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>>36911087
Be my boyfriend anon, I'll cuddle you and hold your hand in public and take you out on cute dates.

Then I'll take you up to my room,
tie your ankles to my bed and your arms behind your back, and I'll climb on you and pound your boy hole until I empty my nuts inside you.
>>
this thread is a guilty lewd paradise for actual lurking fembots
>>
>>36911399
you find it hot when boys talk about fucking each other and sucking each other's dick?
>>
What the fuck? did /r9k/ just freeze for thirty minutes?
>>
>>36904402
>>36904362
These make me wonder if anyone has noticed the files I post often.
>>
>be woman
>have bad social experiences
>get homeschooled for all of highschool
>develop crippling social isolation and depression
>browsing internet like always
>decide to visit this 4chan site that everybody hates
>nothing looks interesting
>accidentally click r9k
>whatthefuck.bmp
>lurk until the culture shock is gone
>still find it really weird
>realize it's basically a forum full of guys who all think the exat same way as me
>work up the ourage to post something
>oh fuck why is everybody flaming me
>what does larp mean
>realize it's one of those places that think women don't exist
>ok whatever dot jpg
>continue lurking
>see people complaining about relationship issues and confusion over women
>many answers to all their questions and doubts are painfully obvious to me
>time to answer them with legitimate first-hand advice
>go with the backlash because I don't care I just want to help some people
>"you're not a real girl your advice doesn't count women are aliens reeeeeeee"
>what the fuck how do I even do this
>decide to stop mentioning my sex at all and just post
>give legitimate advice to people and pretend I'm another robot
>spend like 2 months doing this every night in the early hours of the morning
>all my advice blends in with every other awful repetitive post on this board
>the rare time someone replies they are just flaming me and saying I don't understand or that women don't think that way
>completely give up on everything
>can't really post own emotionall issues in depth because women are myths
>tfw I'm such a failure that I can't even soialize with r9k
>tfw there is no similar place anywhere that exists with mostly women instead of mostly men
>tfw I have legitimate answers that nobody listens to because nobody cares
>tfw I am stuck in this eternal cycle forever and there is no way to win
guys seriously help a fellow robot I'm 100% serious and idk how else to word it I'm literally on the verge of ending my life it's not even irony
>>
>>36912236
fuck this was supposed to be a thread
>>
>>36912236
I can always use a new friend if that's your jam. Don't kill yourself anon.
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Is there anyone into tall boys?
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>tfw no bf to hurt me because he loves me
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I want there to be a house where lots of cute boys live together and do cute stuff like kiss and touch each other
then I want to live there
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