Just spent the last two hours masturbating and drinking chocolate

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>>36892138
Don't forget your daily haircut, neetie

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>cant stop taking pictures of my head
>see little weird misshapen knicks of scalp
>know im balding but will never be able to accept it
Still not a wagie though

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>>36892228
>wagecuck already doing damage control

stay mad cucklet

>>36892228
this is the worst joke to come out of this board, he obviously didnt mean he went for a hair cut every single day

stay mad wagecuck

>>36892589
Then why did he say daily? You stupid fucking neet..

>>36892138
I'm doing some renovations so I've been hanging out literally watching paint dry and looking at this new Chinese cartoon website I found. Later I've got some E&J brandy and some pot and I'm gonna go jack the fuck off.

> 6:30am Rise
> 6:45am 5K run then shower
> 7:30am Leave for work
> 8:15am Arrive in work, talk shit for an hour with colleagues
> 9:30am breakfast: yogurt and a cup of tea
> 10am-12pm actually do some work
> 12:15pm Dinner: Thai Red chicken curry and a carton of milk.
> 1pm - 3pm More work.
> 3pm Cigarette break and a walk
> 4:30pm Finished work, go to the shop
> 5pm Get haircut. I'm slightly in love with the girl who cuts my hair, do some moderate flirting and leave satisfied.
> 6pm Arrive home, chill on couch for the evening.

Overall good day, 7.5/10

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>>36892138
I woke up about an hour ago and I've already read a chapter of my book. I plan on continuing my study of a second language. I'll probably watch a film or some anime later. Have a good one guys.

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>>36892228
>Neet makes slight error in summary of his GLORIOUS DAY "HUURRDURR HHAHAHA NEET U R DUMB"

No, I'm sorry dear wagie but once the day of the NEET comes you will be butchered along with the rest of your filthy kind.

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NEET of six months reporting in. Feels good, wagies fund my laziness.

>>36894284
Post a local Stacy at each NEET door, NEET rebellion stalled before it starts.

neet of 4 years reporting in

i am comfortable

>Woke up, read a bit
>Had sex with gf
>Smoked weed, watched dump shit online
>Cleaned up the room/house (Erasmus students in Belgium)
>Played Dungeons of Dredmor, greet gf's female friend who's gonna stay for the next few nights
>Went to lesson - Malleus Maleficarum, late medieval demonology and the concept of the body in Western literature
>Really good lesson, also read Slaughterhouse Five in the downtime (yuro, don't judge)
>Get back, shop for dinner, smoke another joint
>Talk shit about preganancy with the girls, cook some homemade hamburgers
>Waiting to go out drinking with a group of friends

Pretty good so far I'd say

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>>36892138
This was a good day again.

Did nothing but watch pro dota games all day I feel like killing myself

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Just had sex with a tranny hooker