Virgin thread

>26
>I'm never having sex even if by some possibility it was offered to me

im 20

im never going to have sex since i have aids and terminal colon cancer.

>>36891437
>22
I don't think there will be a first time. I never even had a opportunity.

Might as well focus on my magick studies.

>>36891493
What do you mean anon you have your whole life ahead of you.

>>36891491
damn, im sorry anon

i also have aids, also virgin. no cancer though

>>36891491
Lol how did you get AIDs then?

>>36891437
just fuck a hooker.
Also, dw about being 22, i only lost mine at 21. I'd only start getting reall worried at like 26

>31
i know i'm going to die a khv

>>36891634
Hello. I'm 26. Just wanted to check in and let you know I'm reall worried.

>>36891612
did heroin with a needle i got from an ex friend, i dont need to say why we're not friends anymore.

>>36891437
>23
I'm not interested in sex tbqh, so my first time will probably be more utilitarian than romantic. Just to make children and shit.

>>36891634
I would never have sex with a prostitute that's disgusting.

I just need to find someone that genuinely loves me.

>>36891661
You originally 100% deserved it.

>>36891702
yeah of course i did, trusting a friend since childhood to deliver clean needles.

>>36891719
>doing drugs
>doesn't deserve to die
Wew lad

>>36891541
Fucking normie might as well have just said "just be yourself"

>>36891719

Haha. I hope you die you smelly crackhead.
You'll be a withered little husk when you eventually croak, and that will make me smile wider than your gaping gangrenous asshole.

>>36891726
>wanting more out of life than your ordinary boring as fuck day routine

also if you ever drink alcohol you deserve to die by your logic

>>36891719
I don't think you deserved it anon.

>>36891739
back to le
>>>/p/lebbit with you

>>36891752
I don't drink. Nice try normie. You got what you deserved.

>>36891752
People who drink alcohol do deserve to die

>>36891541
Yeah, but it's not like it's gonna get any easier from now on, right? If I can't attract horny college age girls when I'm still young and looking my best (and by 'best' I really mean '4/10'), what chance will I have when I get older?

>>36891437

>>Your age
26

>What do you think your first will be like?
Go fuck yourself.

>>36891719
http://www.rawveganmatters.com/ny-supreme-court-judge-requests-dr-sebi-from-jail-cell-to-his-private-chambers/

Just gonna leave this here

>>36891772

Back to hospital for you. You'll need your next treatment so that you don't turn into a rotting ghoul soon wont you?

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>Age
24
>What do you think your first will be like?
That's a good one anon.

>20
Mentally preparing to become a wizard

.>>36891658
Teach me

>>36891786
Men get more attractive as they age so yes it's going to get easier.

>>36891797
no, im not going back to the hospital. i dont care if i die, death is better then living with cancer and aids

>>36891831

That's good to hear.
Do try your best to shuffle off as quick as possible though.

I think my frenulum will tear and everything will be full of blood.

>>36891856
fuck off you little nigger.

>>36891437
>20
>cute (for a dude)
>built ok
>one actual hobby

Eh probably bang a 5/10 down the road. A lot of girls think I'm cute but that doesn't really do the job when you want to just bang. I'll have to get /fit/ to compensate for my small cockur

>>36891864

I'm white, but I'd still rather be the blackest nigger than an aids infested ghoul that's slowly rotting away.

At night, when it's quiet, do you hear the maggots wriggling, anticipating the day when you'll be their next meal?

>>36891872
Also I'm 5'6 so fuck me right?

>>36891437
>25
>It won't happen

filler text.

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>>36891813
just stay inside all day every day and never leave and then the years just fly by and if you're lucky you'll die of a blood clot or heart attack after a decade or two

>5
>i will never lose my virginity

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>>36891858
>15
Coem on now dude

25.
Lost interest in flesh and blood. Only my tulpa now.

>>36891437
18
Life is suffering, gf won't put out just yet

>your age
25
>what do you think your first time will be like
Sad and pathetic. I'm gonna break down this summer and get a hooker

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>24
>probably won't ever happen and if it does, it will be so emotionally hollow that I won't be any better off than I am now because it's not sex I'm craving but an emotionally intimate relationship with someone that will be my partner in experiencing the fundamentals of life with

It's especially painful considering all I ever wanted from high school even was love and a family of my own

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>>36891437
>21
>30 year old me becomes a 16 year old's sugar daddy

>>36892053
You wanted a family since you were in highschool? The fuck?

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>>36891437
26
I really doubt I'll ever have sex

>>36892073
I at least always looked forward to it. I had a very lonely childhood riddled with incidences of miserable holidays and the prospect of genuine love and belonging have long been ingrained in me since then

But what do you know. You're probably just bitter you weren't afforded the same privileges of the typical Chad and would probably be no different if given the opportunity, only ever concerned with cumming

>>36892234
There's love without immediately making babies you dunce. Especially that early in life.

>>36892282
What's love with out greater meaning or motivation behind it? I'm not the center of the universe, life isn't about my own happiness, but by making others happy, I am content myself. All I ever wanted was the opportunity to make the people I care about as happy as I could, as it wasn't a luxury that wasn't afford to me in my youth. Is that really so hard to comprehend?

>>36892396
Yeah you're fucked in the head.

>>36891437
>18
probably with another boy

>>36892437
Whatever. I'm sure you'll still be posting here 10+ years from now right along side me either making bait threads pretending to be a fembot or bellyaching about how "heartbroken" you still are about some cum dumpster having cheated and broke up with you years ago.

Can't wait to hear from you then, anon-kun :3

>>36892462
Please stop being a homo anon, Gosh doesn't want you to go to heck

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>30
If it ever happens, it will probably be over in under a minute.

Turn 27 in a month.
I don't know if it will ever happen.

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>>36891437
>27
>awkward enough to feed Italy for the next 10 years

>>36891437
>25
>won't happen but if it did, it would be awkward, unpleasant and dehumanizing