>tfw one testicle >tfw i will never be a real man

Hitler had only one testicle.

You start with two just incase you lose one.
Just look at it this way:
At least you were prepared.

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>>36886483
>tfw no penis
>tfw never be a real man

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>>36886483
>Tfw no testicles because im mtf

>>36886882
>>Tfw no testicles because im mtf

That's pretty fucking gross

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>>36886846
>tfw actually don't have a peepee

>>36886954
Trannies ARE disgusting trash

>>36887000
How do you avoid pissing on your balls?

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>>36886483
Just become a trap then.

>>36887130
They relocated my pisshole to be behind my balls

>>36887163
3D =/= 2D
stop trying to trick robots into becoming abominations

>>36887168
Man that's a really weird setup you've got there. Is it even possible for you to jerk off?

>>36887197
Nope. Lost my dick at 16, haven't been able to cum since. Sucks cause with my balls I still get horny as ever

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>>36887175
>3D =/= 2D
True, 2D is much better and the reason why I don't need a gf.

>Stop trying to trick robots into becoming abominations
>Traps
>Abominations
Lmao what?

>>36887222
>Lost my dick at 16
h-how?

>>36887255
Had a nasty tumor in it. Only option was to chop it off

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>>36887274

I guess my life could be a lot worse...

>>36887274
oh shit
I'm really sorry bro

>>36887294
IIRC we had a guy here a few years back who posted about losing his by sticking it in a goat's mouth, trying to get some succ. He had to hide the fact he'd lost it so he wouldn't have to explain where it went.

>>36887294
Mine could be too I guess... Could have no legs or something

>>36887327
>goat
Lmao fucker was asking for it

>>36887411
Your mother was asking for it

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>>36887000
trips of truth.
o shi-

>>36887000
are you experienced in activities involving buttsecs?
i would

>>36887222
Fuck anyone that says they're suffering because they're short and/or ugly.

You're the real trooper here faggot.

>>36887000
WHY HAVEN'T YOU TRANSITIONED YET

HOW DO YOU EVEN LIVE WITHOUT A DICK AND STILL REMAIN A MALE???

>>36887577
>are you experienced in activities involving buttsecs
Matter of fact I am. If I wasn't a bottom I don't know what I'd do

>>36887597
Because I'm not a disgusting tranny and would prefer to keep what little manhood I have left

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>>36887601
pls post more pics
this is my new fetish

>>36887617
Are you gay at least?

>>36887628
>Are you gay at least?
Yeah

>>36886483
So when you do plan on taking over a country and starting a plan to exterminate unwanted peoples?

>>36887624

circumcision apologists btfo

>>36887601
How hesitant are guys to hookup with you? Do you have qt boybutt? Also
>peepee
I laffed

>>36887665
Carry on then my man

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>tfw massive hydrocele on one of my balls

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>>36887274

damn that hurts to hear man

originally of course

>>36887764
Most don't mind it at all. And yes I do

>>36887222

Can you cum from buttsecks/prostate massage?

>>36887857
Haven't been abIe to, no

>>36887896

wet dreams?

'riginal

>>36887937
Yeah I've had those but don't really get anything from them

>>36887896

So essentially your balls are just going to forever expand for the rest of your life?

Do you have to get them drained every now and again or something?

Are they going to have to install a little tap?

>>36888120
Lol no, balls don't expand. What you're thinking of is more semen in the prostate, but even that doesn't expand infinitely.

>>36888120
>american education system

hgfj

>>36886483
You could always become a megalomaniacal, Fascist dictator.

>>36887327
Kek. What kind of retard tries to fuck a goat?

>>36888120
Seminal fluid comes from the prostate

>>36887617
Try being a trap. You might like it. At least you'll get something

>>36888309
He's a gay bottom, read the thread

>>36888303
And goes into your mom lol

>>36888120
That doesn't happen lad
What might happen though is if he can't get release means higher chances of prostate cancer.

>>36887000
Do you have agenesis? Also curious, how do you pee - at least how did you pee before they "relocated your peephole"?

>>36888945
They relocated it the same time they cut it off, so I never peed any other way

>>36888322
>And goes into your mom lol
Please don't say that

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>>36886483
>>36888202
Or the greatest bicyclist in the world before being busted for doping and having everything stripped away from you and involved in a lawsuit that claims you defrauded the government.