EUROBOTS

>>36886134
EU federalist here, couldn't be happier about the French result. Now I just hope the grillini-tards in my country will get BTFO next year

>>36886134
I hope you're not a liberal leftist pro-mudshit globalist federalist

>>36886134
Fuck off poltard.

originalissimo

>>36886134
It's for the best.
It's not a good result, but it's better than the alternative.

feeling like shit in finlan. goodbye france

>>36886134
>Netherlands
Tell me why I shouldn't move to Canada or some shit.

>21% VAT
>6% on foods
>39% minimum income tax

Nobody leaves here. We are trapped in eternal pseudo poverty.

>>36886134
>How are you doing today?
Same as always...

> Which euroslave country are you from?
Spain

>what do you think of the french elections
Not a surprise
>>36886200
>Now I just hope the grillini-tards in my country will get BTFO next year

They'll remain an annoyance for a long time.

>>36886344
its a spoof on just how authoritarian the EU has gone

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>>36886411
A-and we love it!
T-thanks mama merkel!

>>36886134
Province of France here
Yesterday they had to evacuate a train station in Paris looking for suspects
JUST

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>>36886134
Tired, as always.
The Frogs are a bunch of ignorant, arrogant wankers who dance to the tune of their globalist elite.

>>36886474
Wasn't her only right-leaning position that she didn't want unlimited immigration? Couldn't you pretty much quash "Euro-sceptic" sentiment by just not letting in Muslim and African migrants, but you won't, because it keeps the Swedish and German political class in power, and keeps the bloated welfare system clunking along?

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>>36886288
Not OP, but centrist liberal anti-external-immigration federalist here. The EU is the only way to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children and eventual return to the supremacy of Europe.

>>36886419
>They'll remain an annoyance for a long time.

I know, it's just sad that a party that unironically believes that chemtrails are real and that vaccines contain a mind control serum get the 30+% of votes

>>36886517
Is it, though? Its entire thing since before the Syrian war was to import as many people as unscrupulously as possible, to keep up endless expansion on paper, like a defunct zombie corporation, because no one will stand for exorbitant taxes without the welfare and social services.

The common currency and economy is one thing, maybe even a good thing, across the board, but right now there seems to be an economic and political tyranny by a few, imposed on the many, that's literally erasing European culture, values and ethnic identities, a little bit at a time.

>>36886134
Actual french here

Didn t vote at the election, Macron or Lepen, i don t care (still would have been happier with lepen).
My family voted Hamon on the first elections, and Macron at the second.

>>36886517
>ywn have a natsoc-esque without the authoritarian dogma you bootlicking larping faggots EU that protects itself
>ywn see a united european front
>you are stuck in a german led coalition

It could have been a good idea, if europe protected itself. but we have a long history of not doing so. only in the most dire circumstances do we rise and actually defend our borders

>>36886574
That's the problem with centering the euro around the german economy, and forcing other nations to comply with tax laws that suit germany.

>>36886591
As a French, why? France seems to get out nothing more than what they put into the EU, so it shouldn't be "Frexit" fear-mongering that drove people to Macron.

>>36886611
Has there been any attempt at reform, other than some vague "austerity", while still steering the EU towards the same iceberg?

It just seems like the same mounting fundamental problems for the past two decades that einige Leute are dead set on keeping in-place.

How are you doing today?
>Writing a brief report on the implications of Brexit. Currently 12,000/17,000 words done
Which euroslave country are you from?
>UK.
>The debates are a fucking madness. I wish our prime minister would stop being so weak during negotiations yet parrot the party line of 'no deal is better than a bad deal'
WELL IF THAT'S THE CASE JUST STOP THE DEBATES AND DIVORCE THE UK AND EU ALREADY
what do you think of the french elections
>Didn't know much as my copy of The Economist and The Spectator hadn't arrived.
From the sounds of it:
>Some financial analyst that gets his stuff misquoted (without sources), worked for Rothschilds (which really bothers /pol/
>Some right wing woman who was trying to impress her father by becoming president. Outright denied that the French had any haboured feelings for the Joo's.

It's not raining today lads. Might read outside while having a smoke.

RIP the great united states of Europe

>>36886599
>without the authoritarian dogma you bootlicking larping faggots
What part of liberal centrist didn't you read?
And for >>36886574 too, this cuckery comes from the bottom - it's not that somehow the shadow reptilian jewish government put in the biggest cucks in charge - it's what the majority of the people want. And it's slowly pushing back, it's not part of the EU's core to be a cuckdom. Fuck, you've got Le Pen and Farage and fucking Korwin Mikke as MEPs

>>36886621
>France seems to get out nothing more than what they put into the EU
This fucking meme. Sure, on paper, France and the UK are net contributors, but it doesn't mean their economies don't profit from it due to dealing with the rest of Europe far beyond what the government puts in.

>>36886621
>Cheaper goods from European neighbours
>Cheaper goods because no currency conversion losses (although a potential cheaper goods could be argued under separate currencies)
>Get to decide the laws and have your other chums (Germany/UK/) help you out when shit gets tough with some skilled workers and research

>>36886765
So, you're saying that they pushed "A vote for Le Pen is a vote for Frexit"? Because it wasn't like with Farage's one-issue party, where they were mutually inclusive.

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>>36886791
They pushed for it to secure votes.
They did exactly the same for the EU referendum.

The long term gains from being in the EU vs the short term & long term gains from being in the EU are so one sided.

Right wing populism is just taking advantage of discontent manual labourers. They're upset at the lowered wages or increased competition for jobs. Even here in the UK, the majority of areas that voted leave were the ones who had manual labourers.

Manual workers are discontent. They lash out (stoked by the media) at near enough anything. Even I, a fucking masters economist student was called a traitor for voting remain. Would you vote for a parry that didn't have an idea about how to leave the EU? We're still debating if we're going to pay the debt (and if we don't, our credit rating with shatter)

It's populism lad. It's now possible to get votes by saying 'WE NEED TO REMOVE THE GLOBALISTS' by completely ignore the price of goods being reduced because of global trade networks.

I swear, their entire campaigns consist of making a boogy man to get votes.

>tfw voted for the first time sunday
I actually had hope that she might win
Guess I'm retarded

>>36886134
> How are you doing
Quite well for myself actually, all things considered
> Which Euroslave country
The Cuckerlands
>French elections
Both a setback and a step forward

>>36886791
I should clarify:
>I don't like the European identity project and the Schengen Area
>We should return to using European units
>EU - 16 needs to return, EU - 27 should cut the new members out
>Merkal is an elected dictator

>>36886134
>EU could be literally greatest place on earth
>instead is just a scam by (((rich))) people to weaken native european working class

It will take another generation or two for Europe to fully get its shit together. But if all goes well we'll truly rule the world and be unrivaled in power. You may think rapidly expanding the EU to the east was a mistake, and maybe it was too fast, but remember the alternative is worse - let them return to Russian influence.

So yea, we suffer now a bit with having to support those shitholes, but eventually they too will get better and we'll have glorious Europe.

>>36886419
Wich part of Spain?

Ukraine EU or Russia doesn't matter we'll be fucked by one side or the other.

>>36887249
Pls join Europe, you will be less fucked. And we want your qt girls.

>>36887212
>the alternative is worse - let them return to Russian influence
Do you think ANYONE other than Serbia&Belarus would've wanted Russian influence, even without any western involvement?

>>36887212
those shitholes will save your degenerate ass

>>36887321
>Letting a puppet state spread influence into Europe for girls

>>36887325
Russia doesn't care what they want, Russia takes what it wants. After the whole Crimea thing, do you think Russia would have any issues annexing, say, the Baltics, if they were not under the EU and NATO umbrella?

>>36887359
Ukraine has huge natural resources so it would not exactly be a net loss in the long run. While Belarus has nothing.

>>36887399
and nukes

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>be Norwegian
>have autism and several broken joints
>lie my ass off
>get conscripted

Shipping out in less than three months. NEET at the moment. I've never actually been NEET before, but I got too depressed this semester at uni so I didn't turn in my semester-papers, and thus got an F on everything. Haven't done jackshit for several months.

>still getting them student loan moneys
>will be getting money from just being in the army come august
>mfw

>>36887447
When was the last time Norway had a war?

>>36887412
No. Try reading news once in a while.

>>36886134
French here , voted against Macron's meme but still we have this cunt

>>36887475
We helped fuck Libya over, and we still fuck around in Afghanistan, and I think we're sending some people into Syria soon.

Last time some fuckers invaded us was in 1940 I think. Unless you count the time we got stabbed in the back and brought into the EU against our will.

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>>36887447
Conscription is fun and awful. You'll love and hate it.

>>36887483
>implying they didn't keep secret stockpiles

Austria
Pretty depressed, trying to study for an exam the day after tomorrow with little success.
Gonna skip todays lecture.

>>36886134
Germany, slaving away like a good guy, as every day.
The news said Macaroni's victory will strengthen the French-German axis. WTF, that's not an axis, it's a towing bar, Merkel is the new president of France. Might aswell throw borders overboard altogether and make the entire EU a new Reich under German rule. No matter how this EU nonsense ends, it won't end well for Germany.

>>36886134
France here. I don't think anything special, he was the elite's choice from the start anyway.

>>36886200
You want our social security to die, you want us to have to work until 110 years old/ never get to retirement, you want us to get ultra precarious jobs that don't let us even pay rent, etc. You're a piece of shit.

>EU federalist
Globalist. You literally suck the Rothschilds and Rockefellers' cocks for some reason. My bet is on stupidity.

>>36886134
Swedecuck here. I don't care about France, I hate french people. EU is cancer and contributes nothing but shitskins/mudslimes over your borders.

If SD doesn't get over 35% next year we have reached a point of no return.

>>36886134
>How are you doing today?
bored, like always
>Which euroslave country are you from?
germany but i live in france
>what do you think of the french elections
a bad joke, not too unlike the american elections

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>>36886134
>french elections
They surrendered to the Krauts again, this time without even putting up a fight.

Only the Eternal Anglo can save us now.

>>36888762
The Anglos can't even save themself.

>>36886200
torna su facebook ti imploro :^)

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>>36888807
Implying the Anglo doesn't reign supreme

>>36889354
Impressive artwork. I feel privileged to have seen it.

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>>36889354
>Implying the Anglo doesn't reign supreme
nope

>>36888625
Good thing useless NEETs like you didn't get your leftwing Trumpette candidate. She would have taken from the hardworking people and give money to retarded parasites like you.

>>36886134
City people all voted for Macron. Only rural retards voted for Le Pen. :^)

Strange how strongly anti-EU /r9k/ is. Most likely because this board is full of uneducated, below average intellect NEETs.

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>>36889354
How you're liking that brexit thing, anglo?

>>36889484
It will take a while for it to sink in to the Brits what they did.

>>36889493
>G-guys? W-we will get better trade agreements bacause we left EU, r-right?

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>>36889438
Your time is up, Eurocuck.

>>36889484
>Implying I'm anglo

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>>36889438
Also, pic related. x

>>36889652
That's some enormous butthurt. Don't you know that Brexit was a vote for more immigration from muslim and pooinloo countries? It was a vote to make UK less white.

>>36889652
>muh migration bogeyman

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tfw no germanic peasant gf

>>36889619
>We're free to make our own decisions now! No more obligations to EU!
>Er, we get to keep access to the single market and tariff free exports right?

>>36889694
The Leave vote hoped to stop uncontrolled migration. But all the Leave politicians constantly said they wanted to control migration so they could bring in more people from countries outside of Europe.

They said this hoping they could fuck the public entirely and break the vote.
It didn't work and now everyone is annoyed.

What's the worst that could happen.

>>36889448
>useless NEETs like you
I have my own company and probably achieved more than you ever will in your miserable life.

>parasites
The parasites are largely people working for the administration and immigrants. They are the ones that leech off the system while putting nothing in.

>>36889740
Scottish independence when?

>>36889801
Scottish independence is foolishness. They won't survive without the UK.

Also, the bond runs much deeper than the one between UK and EU.

>>36889354
>EU stabbing Ukraine
Gtfo Russian shill

>>36889801
United Ireland when?

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>>36889354
Filler contributing

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>>36889928
One more blox

>>36889928
>>36889951
Wouldn't it be fun if Macron opened Calais just for lulz when brits leave?

>>36889801
Soon hopefully. I want to have true scottsman in my EU.

>>36889999
He probably will. But then we'll just put all the immigrants into a catapult and fling them back over the channel, right into paris.

>>36888482
Hi, astropal.
Wish you good luck with your exam.

>>36890065
Thanks man. It's probably not even too bad, I just need to put in the bare minimum of effort, which is still kinda tricky in my situation.

How's your life?

>>36889999
Whoa!!! Quads confirm!!!

>>36890153
I also know the pre-exam lazyness. If it's mixed with depression it's worse but usually it works out somehow if you try. gl

I'm ok, could be worse, could also be better.
Thanks for asking.

>>36886200
fedcucks eat shit.
European Confederationist bros where are you?

Let's discuss how a confederation is the superior form of superstate. I'll start
>no big gov adding a layer of taxes to your already demanding state taxes
>no need to enforce tyrannical laws & sanctions that influence local politics in the end because you and your bro states get along and just agree on the important stuff & nothing else is needed

>>36890614
You could have a career in politics. You type out words that mean nothing and have no relevance whatsoever. Avoiding any specifics.

>>36890671
>t. mad fedcuck

also what part of my post didn't trigger your synapses, dear brainlet?

>>36890698
>no big gov
Well no shit, Sherlock. Specifics on what you want to change and how, instead of vague buzzwords.
>tyrannical laws
Everyone loves tyrannical laws right? And you're the hero who will go against them. What tyrannical laws would you get rid of or change?

>>36886134
slovenia here

pretty comfy desu

couldn't care less since i don't even give a shit about internal political stuff

Why are Le Pen supporters mad?
She kept the centuries old French tradition of losing.

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>>36889999
He may do that, but my guess is that the British military would be deployed at the other end of the bridge.

>>36890306
Oh well, I hoped we could get a bit of a conversation going, but if you don't feel like it...

>>36890973
>t. dumb yank from bumfuck, oklahoma, who doesn't know shit about history.

>>36891075
Oh sorry. I'm a bit tired at the moment and I guess you should try your best to learn for your exam.

>>36886200
This. Dont care about "finance and only finance is the future" Brits desu

They should have taken more care of their industry, work force and poor people.

>>36891107
t. triggered toad

>>36886134
feeling disappointed in myself for being a lazy fuck

also damn france. you were the chosen ones to bring about the fall of the union. and you FUCKED IT UP

Pay me 100B Euros plz

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>>36886134
I just want a socialist federal european union. Why can't we have that?

>>36891616
I think that this the only realistic goal for EU, desu.

>>36891616
I want a militarist citizen republic where only military service guarantees citizenship. Why can't we have that, instead?

>>36886355
I want the disgusting cucks to leave my board
You and your wifes children arent welcome here
Dont you have some bbc to blow

>>36886554
Its just sad that the party run by an investment banker and engaged in prdophilia got 60%+ of the vote

I hope your country burns to the fucking ground

>>36889465
>niggers with an average Iq if 85 votes for macron
Wow! Thats proof hes good! Maybe well get some sweet porn of his pedophilic wife

>>36891873
>engaged in pedophilia
Because they ordered pizza? Please go back to /pol/

>doing
Eveningshift at my factory job
>country
Funland
>elections
Dont care much and havent paid much attention.

I'd rather have constant morning- or nightshifts than current rotating shifts with evening shifts but oh well, its a nice and easy job and pays quite well for a no degree pleb like me.

This has been a good comfy thread lads.
Expect these threads in the future, most likely going to be /euro/

t. potatonigger

>>36893121
Yeah, we need more eurothreads. Also without any /pol/-/leftypol/ bullshit.

Tfw still European for 2 years till talks are finished and we officially scare away all the professional workers away to France and Ireland

FeelsUKman

>>36893230
unforunately friend, /pol/itics are always going to be a part of these threads.
the nature of our current climate demands it.

>>36893784
Yeah, but lets try to keep it civilized. We ARE Europeans after all.

Where did the globalist shitmeme come from?
I didn't think Alex Jones would be this successful at redirecting the attention from jews to the globalist boogie man.

>>36894205
It seem that everyone who isn't hardcore alt-right is a globalist these days, including even the far-left.