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shitting in pants thread? 2017-05-09 09:44:09 Post No. 36885892
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Ill go first.
>indiafag, but have lived in Australia since I was born
>visiting extended family that i havent seen in years in Mumbai
>going out with two of my cousins, trying to relate to them despite the differences in language and the fact that i am 30 kilos heavier than either of them (fat)
>get hungry, decide to go to kfc for lunch
>worried about the quality of the chicken, but dont say anything because i dont want to seem like a faggot
>only order wings and chips to be safe
>go back to my cousins' apartment where he lives with his mother to play games
>on the way back home start to feel unusual sensation inside my tummy, but dont worry too much about it
>playing games with cousins and actually starting to have an alright time, getting along with them a bit better
>feeling confident, get up and ask them if they want anything to drink
>stand up a bit too fast, suddenly feel immense pressure from within
>speedwalk to the bathroom as discreetly as possible, but the pressure is too much
>release flaming hot brown goo inside my pants, completely coating my underpants
>shuffle the last few metres to the bathroom, shit running down my leg
>slam door shut, pull pants down and squirt litres of rancid liquid shit into the toilet
>moan, loud enough for the entire apartment to hear
>hear a knock on the door, its my aunt
>'anon, are you alright?'
>begin panicking
>in moment of panic i forget that the door has a lock
>cant let her see my shit coated underwear, not after gaining some respect from my cousins
>too disgusting to put back on
>in desperation i fling my soaking, shit covered underwear into the medicine cabinet underneath the sink
>the smell is unbearable
>pull my pants up, coat myself in deoderant and excuse myself, say something has come up at the hotel
>30 mins later my mother gets a phone call, apparently my cousin found the underwear
>the shit had dripped out of it and ruined everything in the cabinet
>havent seen cousins since
What the fuck is wrong with me?
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Get the fuck outta my country you paki.
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>>36885892
Fuck off shitskin. Go back to your own stinking poo in loo country.
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>>36885892
>>indiafag, but have lived in Australia since I was born
AUSFAGS BTFO
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>>36885892
Did this really happen though?
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>>36887159
yeah, was a couple of years back.
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>>36887214
why didn't you just fess up to it and get a clean pair of underoos?
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>>36887239
autism?
to be honest i was pretty embarrassed, and seeing as i lived in another country i figured by the time i saw my cousins next they'd forget all about it
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>>36885892
Your cousin was probably confused as to why you didn't just head to the street to shit like normal people.
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why do you worthless poo people think you can come to my country?
go back to india and stay there, shitcunt
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>playing football in friends back garden
>About seven years old
>Fart
>Pretend I need to go toilet
>Run back home
>Live only a few doors down
I'm quite sure he knew I shit myself but luckily nothing was made of it
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>Had salmonella a few months ago.
>liquid poop every twenty minutes.
>wake up in the middle of the night and it just comes out
Thankfully I still wet the bed so all the poo was contained and no messy sheets. Mommy didn't like having to wipe my butt though!
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>>36885892
>>hear a knock on the door, its my aunt
did you lick her bobs her ass and reproductive part
?
so you like these things
?
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flush your underwear down the loo next time
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>>36888491
>Aboroginal natives were literally saying the same when whiteniggers started pouring in and smearing their shit everywhere
Don't be so contradictive, darling.
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>>36888491
Why? Ive always followed the rules, been employed paid my taxes assimilated into aussie culture etc. Ive never leeched off the system in my life.
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>>36889454
>implying racist retards follow any sort of logic
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>>36887706
Fair enough, my shit coated underwear is probably cleaner than any mumbai street
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>>36887286
this isn't something people forget
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>>36890559
Yeah, which explains why i havent seen them since
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>>36885892
>kindergarten
>was only comfortable shitting at my house (refused to shit in public toilets)
>in the computer lab for whatever reason (teacher took the whole class there to fuck around on the computers I guess)
>playing on ms paint
>feel shit coming, try hold it
>I slip up and let go
>a good fist sized puddle of diarrhea
>too embarrassed to ask to go to the washroom so I just sat there and pretended nothing happened
>kids start complaining about stench
>everyone blaming eachother for farting
>eventually get accused, I of course deny
>smell dissipates after 15-20 minutes, kids just forget about it I guess
>spend the rest of the day with shit in my underwear because I don't know what else to do
>Finally get home after 4 hours of wading in shit
>toss underwear in the laundry so nobody sees
>head to bathrom to shit
>mom finds underwear later that day, asks me if I shat myself in school and I say yeah on the verge of tears (thought I was gonna get spanked for ruining my underwear)
>she feels bad for me and takes me to toys r us to get a batman action figure
It was a pretty cool batman I gotta say.
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