How do I find a pure girl at my university?

>>36885186
I think that's my friends girlfriend
Wtf

>>36885186
you don't, lad

It's too late

that's a fake snapchat dont believe the jews lies!

>>36885186
wtf? What happened to the BBC meme? My dick is that big, bigger actually. Despite this, I'm a khv.

>>36885186
Join one of the colleges christan clubs. But join for God, if you join just for a girl, god won't bless that

Why do you want one? I really don't get wanting one.

>>36885670
fuck that. girls are retarded enough, I can't imagine having to deal with a CHRISTIAN girl. that's like double the retard

>>36885186
>BBC
>like 6.5 inches
I hate black people and nigger dick shills so much. I would kill you if I could find you.

>>36885186
Actually that might not even be 6 inches. Lil dick nigga

>>36885692
Some people actually think of a fairy tale love and spending the afterlife with the perfect person who didn't taint themselves in the mortal world

I mean yeah when you're young marrying some cum rag that'll swallow you all day long and ride you all the time sounds good but when you've had something fuck with you it's different.

Marriages like that are shallow and usually both people cheat on each other and aren't happy and just care about money and their status more than anything

But I'm a Pisces. I'm a lover.

>get pure girl
>she gives you ultimatum as time passes
>basically manipulates you into ceasing to do everything you love

go ahead and get a GF, just delete steam, all your games, your porn library and your 4chan folder.

>>36885884
I would do all that for a girl that wasn't used up

>>36885884
>Implying this ever happens with regular girls.

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Who remembers this classic?

>>36886127
that sounds incredibly fake aside from how believable shitty people are

>>36885670
Stop falling for /pol/ memes, you retarded Christcuck larper.

>>36886127
this sounds real. but OP was in the right cuz Fionn touched him 1st without asking.

>>36885670
>christan clubs. But join for God
lmao
>believing in fairy tales in 2017
I mean, I like the whole culture part, but come on

>>36886127
i'm waiting for this thread to die so we can summon Fionn and I break the ice.

>>36886540
I'm gonna spiritually break his spine

>>36885670
>>36886476
>join for God
That's sound advice though. Unless you're into that shit, I doubt you'll want to deal with a faithful woman. They might be just slightly annoying when they are young, but as they grow older, they get even more so. Once they are past 40, they are fucking gone, your life with her will be utter hell.

>>36886431
>this sounds real.
How does that sound real to you? No girl would date some guy for 3 years while not wanting to date him and only cheat on him once. It was stupid he put up with that crap for like 2 weeks? What guy would do that. Ridiculous. Fionn is the most poorly written character imaginable, the last person he'd ever gloat to would be her bf even if he nailed her. He wouldn't just sit there and get hit. Clearly everybody in this story has some serious mental retardation for this scenario to happen but mostly made up fionn is so made up and fake. Very well written though it almost sounds convincing except that part, and the opening nobody would keep dating that girl, especially if they have years in their relationship just from the very start of the story about that kind of behavior you could tell this would never happen.

>>36886625
shut up, this is goin down, specially if he majored in something shitty at ucla such as non-ste

>>36886127
When my gf of three years cheated on me and left me, this was the story I remembered.
Women, no loyalty?

>>36886625
I'm glad you're having fun, but please remember that not everyone has a perfect life.

>>36886699
enlist to help find Fionn when this thread dies.

>>36885186
got anymore

Need to vicariously fuck sluts through nignogs.

>>36885670
>le kikecuckery

>>36886664
>shut up, this is goin down
I'm not saying this kind of thing in general doesn't happen. It does but not while the boyfriend is there. Nobody would be this brazen about it especially the girl. This whole thing is just so fake.

>>36886704
I know I make like easy but you haven't got to tell me it isn't perfect

>>36886825
>I know I make like easy but you haven't got to tell me it isn't perfect
>>36886704
make life look easy*
fuck im hung over and my computer is just crazy and says random words sometimes

>>36885186
Join the anime club, it will have a bunch of qt virginal girls who have never received any male attention before so they'll fall in love with you the moment you talk to them.
The only downsides are that they'll probably be autistic, have poor hygiene, can't cook or clean, and have terrible taste in anime that you'll have to put up with if you want to fuck them.

ok, seeing how you bozo's are in the middle of something; i'm gonna get myself a lemono(octane)dd at the convenience store.
i'm gonna keep buying them and drinking them until this thread is dead and then....
JUSTICE

>>36885186
>black dick
>is not even that big
SAD!

>>36886127
>>36885186

I go to UCAL and can confirm that this is the typical behavior of women here.

I was walking behind a group of girls the other day and heard this

"omg, my bf Tom is so mad at me right now because I hooked up with Ryan at that party last weekend. It was just a one time thing though."

Other girls, "Oh wow, your bf is like so not cool."

>>36887469
UCLA, oops

take this from a university student:
DON'T BOTHER

>>36885203
Any update? Otiginafalio

>>36885186
>muh purity

You're at university. Just get laid yourself.

>>36886127
i'll give this ten minute to die and then I take it to /b; I really want to uptake this crusade with the robots, tho; u need this-I need this-/b is really a nasty place rn