>tfw you'll never have an anime girlfriend if you don't suicide
>>36884529
The only real question you have to answer is whether or not to kill yourself.
>>36884529
>>36884554
That, and to know that you're gonna die regardless. If you're a burden to your family, deep down they'll be happy you're gone.
>>36884529
You get an anime gf?
What the fuck?
>commit suicide
>can no longer browse 4chan
>you forget everything, including your anime girls
>your stuck in the ground forever
>implying you'll be able to think, feel, see, or touch after death
>and even if you do believe in an after life, and if there is one, you'll be going to hell due to suicide
Ahahahahahahaha yeah bro go see your anime girls, they're definitely waiting for you
>>36885475
>Tfw I have no cult to do ritual suicide with
It's not true, pepe and wojak are waiting.
But there is a 50 percent chance they are going to spitroast you, and 50 percent chance they will not, and instead get drunk with you and browse you tube videos
>>36885528
Would be down, it might actually help me follow through and not panic/pussy out like usual