I have to give a speech at my brother's wedding

>>36881353
DO NOT MAKE ANY JOKES. YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME CHARM AND SOCIAL GRACE TO MAKE A TASTEFUL JOKE AT AN EVENT THAT IMPORTANT

>>36881353
Go on a rant about how she's eventually going to divorce him, take the kids/house/everything, and make him pay for alimony/child support.

I'm sorry anon. You're going to fail,

Good luck though

>>36881353

Tell a story that sums him up for you. He's your brother so you should have a few. Also, write it down first. Paper, don't do it on your phone or anything. Have that shit prepared. Don't look like a pleb. Maybe have a drink first to relax. Make sure the story is funny, and about him. Not you. Don't make the speech about you at all. it's a speech about him.

You've got this mang.

>>36881353
Just say you're glad to see those two be happy together

>>36881353
Start with
>be me

I fucking dare you

>>36881353

>have to

No you don't, just tell them you have cancer now or something and can't show up. I've never gone to a family event in my entire life, it's never mandatory if you want to skip it badly enough.

>>36881353
Good luck anon i had to do one too.

I bombed pretty bad I actually stopped midway through and just cut the whole thing off in an autistic fit. I got so nervous before my hair was dripping wet with sweat and my shirt was ruined too. Youll do fine though im sure

>>36881426

>Make greentext greater than sign symbol with hand
>"2017"
>"Marrying roasties."
>"I"
>"S"
>"H"
>"Y"
>"G"
>"D"
>"D"
>"T"

>>36881353
I had to do the same when my brother married a nigger :(