suicide feels thread

>>36880337
My oneitis went from a whore to a qt with a really nice Chad boyfriend, so now my new oneitis is a qt who is actually a slut but a holes a hole.

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>>36880337
that is an idiotic reason to feel suicidal, my dude.

>>36880408
you know what else is idiotic? normies on my fucking board. gtfo cock sucker

>>36880560
No he's right you're just a giant faggot

>>36880337
My friend, harden your heart. Don't ever let someone else have that much control over it. Women will fail you 99.9% of the time.

Oddly, the greatest of my suicide thoughts that I can remember was last year when I visited a Korean hooker. Had such an absolutely horrible time I legit considered throwing myself on the train tracks on the way home. There's been many instances of suicidal thought triggers (living in poverty with no future, friends etc.) but for some odd reason thats the one that always sticks out in my mind.
Suicide runs in my family. Mum tried to OD on pills a few years ago. Brother did the same a few days ago. I think about buying a rifle. Primarily to go kangaroo hunting with, but also to keep on hand in case it ever gets too much and I want an easy, painless way out.
Right now I keep myself alive because of a family member. Once they're gone I'll see how I go.

>>36881694
>Right now I keep myself alive because of a family member. Once they're gone I'll see how I go.

Same here my dude. Which member is it?

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>>36880337
>tie a noose to the ceiling fan
>put head through
>too much of a pussy to kick the office chair
>pull my head back out and chair rolls off
>hand gets caught in the noose
>fan rips out of the ceiling
>literally just stay on the floor and cry for 2 hours

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>>36880337
Yeah and so fucking what?
Why are you not chugging a beer with friends?
Thats right you are here...