Will getting a gf cure my crippling alcoholism?

no because you'll need to drink to stay charming and interesting

>>36878877
No, because you'll have to drink in order to be able to tolerate being around her whenever sexual activity is not involved.

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Nah pal.... It won't.

What woman would want a guy who needs her just to function. You are pathetic and should get some professional help like rehab or something. Once you got your shit together women will want to be around you.
They are just people. They are not your savior, your mother, your therapist, etc.

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>>36878931
Someone call the phone number in the filename and report back.

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>>36879085
>What woman would want a guy who needs her just to function.

A really kinky one.

Getting a gf will always create more problems than it solves.

>>36878877
usually end stage alcoholics are gross and smell bad constantly and look like shit, if you're a real alcoholic women won't want you.

Most people in general don't want to be around alcoholics. They're addicts and come with the long list of everyhig wrong with them. So no it wouldn't but I highly doubt you'd actually find a girl willing to date you. The majority split the moment they find out you can't function without booze

Absolutely not. Sorry but its the truth. Her constant nagging for you to stop drinking so much will drive you insane and just make you drink more. Best to just avoid a relationship at all. Maybe get an escort?

>>36878877
No it will actually worsen it.

Will getting a gf at least help me cure my crippling depression?

>>36880474
Nobody can fix you but yourself.

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>>36878877

Dont forget your wifebeater's shirt OP.

>>36879507
This. Girlfriends are usually nothing but drama.

It will probably make it 10x worse

It's a 50/50 OP. I know a guy that drank constantly, would literally start drinking as soon as he got home from work until he passed out later that night (usually in the middle of playing vidya) We hassled him for months to cut down and usually it would either end up with "yeah I know" and he would cut back for maybe a week, or he'd break down sobbing about how his life is a mess and he was just so lonely all the time and we were the best friends ever.

Fast forward to now, he's moved in with his girl and I don't think he drinks even socially. Course, he doesn't do a whole lot either because she demands the vast majority of his time, but at least he doesn't drink himself to sleep and break down crying all the time anymore?