Feels thread please

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I've got my most mega feel yet right here
>In Canada
>last year of university
>disillusioned and doing really shitty in all my classes
>turns out I won't graduate on time at this rate
>go to career fair at my university
>impress a nice company with my previous experience and resume
>they invite me and some others to to a private open house at their office
>seems like a really chill place, get along well with everyone
>make it to the next round of interviews after expressing my interest
>ace the oral and the technical, they like my cover letter too
>they look at my transcript
>my grades are horrible but they don't seem to mind too much
>It gets to the point where I'm given an employment contract
>I eagerly sign it, I've got a job!
>Goof off for the rest of the semester
>Only complete group-based work since I'm accountable to my teammates
>Did horribly in my exams
cot'd

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>tfw to late too shitpost in the pedophile threads twoday

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>>36879069
>get invited to meetings at the company before I'm even hired
>enjoying their free beer in the office
>get treated to free dinner, too
>first day of work was today in the morning
>get treated to a newbie lunch with HR
>the conversation turns to the hiring process
>HR tells me a little story
>"We had someone who said they had both basic and advanced certification in so-and-so tech, but it turns out she lied about the advanced"
>"So we found out and confronted her, and she got very defensive"
>"I took it one step further and got her caught in a lie I made up for her"
>"She was fired a few days later"
>another newbie chimes in
>"What if I got hired but it turned out I didn't have my degree?"
>HR guy responds
>"That would be even worse, since without a degree you can't get the TN1 Visa we need for you to work for clients in the US"
>get a horrible sinking feeling the rest of the day
>checked my exam results a few hours ago
>sure enough, I failed my courses
>not eligible for a degree
>I'm caught in the exact scenario described at lunch
>even getting paranoid and starting to think that story was a setup by HR to let me know they're already on to me
>HR even took my photo, put it on a nice banner, and sent it out in a company-wide email
>the email congratulates me as a new hire, who has career experience at company X
>and a bachelor's degree in Y
I'm gonna have to tell them I don't have that degree tomorrow

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>Physics exam in 3 days
>can't study
>oneitis is gone as well
>amazon doesn't sell pre tied nooses and I can't even tie my own shoes

>be 34
>in relationship for 5 years
>8.5/10 6years young rich qt with whom I'm well most of the tim
>get always jealous because insecure
>get into a fight because of some stupidty
>we don't talk for a week
>finals stress overload, get into a serious fight, she dumps me
>nervous breakdown
>spend night in ER
>crippling depression and heavy anxiety
>she still wan't me back
>tell her I'm too sick to let her take such a decision
>see each other for a couple of months
>eventually, she gets tiered and dumps me
>she's now in some Caribbean paradise fuck Chads
>crippling depression and a receding hairline

how the fuck did I screw up so badly?

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>>36879274
ouch. sorry for those feels, anon

here's mine
>last night
>get drunk with parents
>watch john oliver, who talked about the AHCA
>argue with father about universal health care
>he tells me i'm close-minded (which is ironic because he's a climate change denier)
>we say hurtful things
>gets a bit physical, mocks me about thinking i know everything
>feelsbadman.jpg
>watch shows to distract myself
>write suicide note
>go to bed

i dont wanna do it. just feel like shyt todayyyyy

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>>36878800
>Haven't spoken to high school "friends" in years
>Haven't seen family for two years
>Work 12 hours a day and shit pay
>Exercise isn't fun. Reading isn't fun. Socializing isn't fun. Drinking isn't fun. Considering suicide has gone from a once-in-a-few week thing to an every day thing
Just pull the plug friendos

>friends both way better at everything than me
>they both get a job opportunity in another state
>they'll be gone for almost half a year
>i'm gonna sit here rotting away and forced to take up some mcjob

i'm happy as hell for them but at the same time i'm at the end of my own realization rope

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>oneitis know I have feelings for her and we used to cuddle a few months back
>she send me screenshots today of her sexting her new bf

Now where did I put my noose

>>36879340
I'll send you one

>tfw when no gf
an average feel but it's become overwhelming to the point of just sleeping away my days unable to move lately. i don't know why. i hope i get over it.

I can't relate, but I'll bump for interest.

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>got fired from retail job, on the Friday before last
>been sending out resumes online most days since
>not sure how to spin the "ayy i got fired from the job i wasted seven years of my life on", if/when it comes up during interviews
>feel like shit for being unemployed
>enjoy the free time (and I'm grateful for my parents for helping me out), but i still want a job asap