Red flags for women

She has pierced nipples

>she was a cheerleader in high school
not inherently bad, but usually means she's a sheeple.

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>>36878496
>She exists

This is a very original oregano comment.

>>36878496
>>36878514
>>36878528
fuck you all guys

>has a child
>takes birth control pills

>>36878496
I agree that you shouldn't date women that smoke weed cause they probably suck dick for it but it can be a very robot drug. For example playing vidya high can almost bring back the childhood enjoyment of games

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>short hair
>dyed hair
>non virgin
>does ANY DRUG

>daddy issues
>piercings
>tattoos
>dyed hair

>would date me or fuck me

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>>36878514
>>36878616
>>36878624
>wanting your gf to be boring
you guys are lame.

>>36878496
>Non-virgin
This is the big one. Even if I could get a gf I could only date her until I had sex with her one time and then I would be too repulsed to do it again.

>>36878496
>short hair
>thinks clubbing/barhopping is stupid
>pretends too hard to be fashion forward/unique but she's poor
>doesn't spend at least 5 hours a week working out or doing some athletic activity

>>36878648
this girls gross lol

>>36878648
>le special snowflake I'M so EDGY and different xD

I tend to find "red flag" girls attractive even though some of them are crazy. It's the dumb, boring girls who turn me off

>dresses like a sorority girl
>mouth is open in resting face
>has the dumb gaze of a Labrador
>upspeak
>overly Christian, probably belongs to church social groups
>dad pays for everything
>watches a lot of Netflix
>lists travel as one of her hobbies

I will take crazy white trash hedonistic alt chick over one of these fucking basic girls even if she looks better. At least the former can hold a conversation with you and is probably not completely dumb and boring.

1. Daddy issues (can not have any meaningful relationship with these ones)
2. Tattoo/piercing/bleached hair (heavy narcissism)
3. More than 1 partner at 18 - 20, 2 partners at 21 - 25, 4 at 35, 6 at 45.
4. Plays victim angle in situations they start
5. Has bi-polar, schizophrenia, depression, or is violently psychotic in general
6. Has attempted to kill themselves or have scars from cutting
7. She doesn't have any female friends (big one. All good women have 1 female friend).
8. She doesn't clean up after herself
9. She drinks more than you
10. She lies to you (in any capacity)

Honorary red flag:
11. Single mother who isn't a widow.

List of definitive red flags.

>single mother
>likes to party
>smokes anything at all
>constantly talking about relationship problems

>lip piercing/nose piercing
>dyed hair
>tattoos
>dog filter
>uses black terms like tho

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>>36878496
>she thinks dating a guy who is under 6'3 is fine
>she thinks dating a guy who make less than 300K is fine
>she think guys with dicks that are less than 7 inches are fine

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>>36878496
>Over 5ft 2
>Doesn't play vidya
>Even slightly overweight
>Goes to college/uni for some meme degree
>Not clingy
>Goes clubbing (semi) often
>Has lots of friends
>Has guy friends
>Has blonde hair
>Non-Virgin
>tattoos or piercings
>Single mother
>large amount of previous partners for her age
>does any drug other than alcohol and caffeine
>religious
>socialist
>extrovert
>alcoholic
>DOG FILTER
>Ebonics/niggerspeak

>>36878951
>drinks more than you
If she can drink more than me and not die I will marry her honestly

>>36879163
>dog filter
The most important one of all.

>>36879163
Really the only needed post

>dyed hair
>drinks
>has ever done drugs
>no dad
>likes dogs
>does nothing but watch tv and social media
>tattoos
>non-ear piercings

I'm content dying alone. Humans are trash

>>36879163
>Over 5ft 2
tall girls are qts
>Goes clubbing (semi) often
it should be, if they go clubbing at all
>does any drug other than alcohol
alcohol isn't any less degenerate than weed, and wtf, caffeine doesn't even count. anyone who thinks it does is a fucking idiot

other than that, good list

>>36878514
But they're fun to play with. Why do you hate fun anon?

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>>36879317
>over 5ft 2
I'm 5ft 5, and I like short girls. Sue me.
>Goes clubbing (semi) often
My friends drag me out with them at least once a month, so it'd be hypocritical for me to have clubbing in general as a red flag.

>>36878702
probably why you cant
>you cuckd yourself

>>36879380
Being 5'5'' gives you the perfect opportunity to date a girl that's taller than you

>>36879127
>not so subtly disguised list of red flags for men
ROASTIE GET OUT

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>>36878496

Jesus fuck, that's a green flag. That's girls are usually more chilled out and less shallow. It's better than the girl who thinks weed is "gross" but gets drunk and fucks Chad without a second thought (while Chad smokes weed).

>>36879288

You pretty much just ruled out all females.

>>36879288
>likes dogs
why?

>>36879381
I mean that doesn't really impact me all the way up until sex so there obviously stuff that rules me out faster than that

>>36879464
I've never met a girl that smoked weed and wasn't a whore. Granted, I've also never met a girl that loved getting drunk and wasn't a whore

>>36879464
Girls who smoke weed are completely the same, but they like the BBC or emo dick.

>>36878496
>has guy friends
>admits to having masturbated
>thinks religion is stupid/uninteresting
>has muslim/black friends regardless of gender
>has a college degree in a serious subject
>forces you to wear a condom after you've told her you don't want to
>vocally supports white baby abortion

you know the type.

>>36879482
I can't stand them

>>36879464
Id rather be alone than put up with some drug addicted modern art project

>>36879613
>modern art projects
artist girls are a big red flag too. I'd rather date a super bland religious girl than a fucking artist

being a woman is a red flag

oliginel

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>She owns a dog

Sorry to ruin it for you dog lovers out there but having a dog is a defining characteristic of being a basic toastie bitch

>>36879683
I mean that tattoos and piercings made a human look like one.
Its poor decision making

From my absolute trainwreck of a cheating whore ex-gf I had for close to 2 years.

>daddy issues, huge one
>smokes weed
>already on birth control, another huge one
>tells you or bitches about "muh anxiety" and "muh depression" for attention
>says her parent (s) have hit her
>claims to have been raped
>has no friends
>refuses to be around your family and has a bad relationship with them/is standoffish or rude when around them
>very insecure about having any female contact other than her (seriously this bitch would get moody and jelous if I talked to my biological aunts/female cousins)
>throws a fit when you give her the same treatment
>"im not ready to settle down at our age"
>"I dont want marriage or kids"
>biggest one to wrap up, "HE'S JUST A FRIEND, ANON"

Yea thats why you aborted my kid and ran off with him and havnt even given me a single word since then you fucking worthless cunt. "Just a fucking friend".

You know who you are and if you somehow see this fucking put a shotgun with 000 Buck in your mouth and pull the trigger.

>doesn't suck dick

Bitch I got a really good looking dick,
no precum, it smells good, it's smooth, no discolorations, no papules,
the head is shaped perfectly and it's a good average size

If you don't want to suck my dick now,
it means that we are going to have the most boring sex ever,

I want the girl to lust for my entire body and show it, be a freak, eat me, enjoy me and I will enjoy you.

I don't want to fuck a dead corpse.

>>36878496
the starter pack is good for me...no tattoo, dyed hair, piercing or dogs

>>36878496
Not smoking is the sign of boring trash. Is that why you think it's a red flag? Because you're boring too?

>>36878951
I have all of those red flags except 1.

>>36879930
>he has to smoke weed to have any sort of entertainment or pleasure in life

Your a faggot for that and also not knowing most whores who do drugs dont pay for them, they fuck the person who buys them or sells them.

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>>36878496
>she lives in a house
I am sorry, but only filthy plebs live in actual brick and mortar homes. Humans descended from cave dwellers, and thus it is the most natural form of residence for any of our kind.
Fucking degenerate architecture needs to burn so that we can all return to a more cozy kind of life.

>>36879930
>smoking = interesting
lol. did you go to community college?

>>36879127
>Not tall
>Not rich
>Probably under 7'

I still agree with you lol.

>>36878853
No, you're dumb and boring, and your taste in women is disgusting.

>>36879163
That is a pretty stupid list, I have to be honest. That arbitrary height limit makes no sense, that is one of the least important factors when considering waifu eligibility

>>36880348
Seemed sensible to me desu

>>36879163
>Over 5ft 2
Good job breeding manlets
>Not clingy
Clingy is not fun
>religious
Pleb

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>She can't gank mid

>>36880993
Good God, I hate asian so fucking much

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>>36880996
keep whining, dicklet

>>36881067
>not falling for the wmaw meme
>dicklet
Wew

>>36879869
Now you lernin nigga
Should have lerned before

>>36879869
Lol your fault for dating her

>she uses the internet

Orego-how?

>>36878496
>she doesn't have a benis

just hang up the phone at that point

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>You tell her you want to gobble her shit and she doesn't unhesitatingly tell you that she loves you back

>non-virgin
>tattoos
>obese (chubby girls can be cute)
>people with extreme left/right politics
>bald/sidecut
>smoker
>abuses substances
>over emotional

>holds left wing political views
>dyed hair
>piercings
>tattoos
>does drugs
>drinks too much
>goes to clubsd
>has bad taste in shows and movies
>Atheist
>fundamentalist (doesn't matter the religion)
>likes to hike

>>36878496
>has a vagina
>oregano

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>>36878496
>she smokes
You could have just stopped there, frankly.

>>36878496

Spent the last 9ish months dating a girl with

-separated parents
-lived with her neet deadbeat mom
-short hair
-dyed hair
-piercings (Nipples were actually my idea)
-tattoos
-Poor
-Low self esteem
-Sexualized herself to compensate for SE
-Lots of previous partners
-Cutting scars
-No real friends
-Pretended drinking at bars was for the people
-couldn't let go of past
-Basically this entire thread

Was actually pretty awesome until I complained about hating my job and shut her out of my emotions until she left me for the crush she developed over the course of the month I had been working.
I like to think before I learned I had no work ethic that I was actually helping her improve.
Pretending is fun.

Italian Spices.

>>36883451
Women have the attention span of gnats when it comes to relationships.

>>36883590

I like to think that such explicit sexism isn't justified, but threads like this make me wonder.

>>36878496
>she has died hair
>she virtue signals on facebook
>she has had more than one penis in her vagina.
>she is a feminist
>she holds political belifs other than women shouldn't be involved in politics
>she thinks a career or job will make her happy and rejects the idea of being a stay at home mother
>she challenges your authority constantly
>she's done any kind of internet attention whoring
>she pretends to be a robot
>she pretends to be depressed
>she pretends to be a victim
>she doesn't wear feminine clothes 90% of the time
>she has beta orbiters
>she has a male best or old friend (majority of women actually marry one person while leaving the one they love as a back up)
>She is a shit skin
>she has tattoos
>she has doesn't shave
>her one mistake partner is a shit skin
>her only hobbies are shopping or consuming expensive things.

>>36878648
Boring people are the ones who try their hardest to prove they aren't.

>>36878951
>She doesn't have any female friends
I don't see anything wrong with this. As long as she understands she needs to give you space.

>>36880992
>implying that I plan on breeding

>>36879613
>I can't stand them
This isn't about you this is about everyone at large. Nobody cares what your personal turn offs are you dumb fucking muslim. This is meant as a guide for everyone to read so everyone knows what to avoid.

Here is an objective list of red flags

>says she has a lot of guy friends
>is a feminist-- talks about feminism on a daily basis, posts about feminism online, etc.
>is a liberal-- talks about social justice on a daily basis, posts about social justice online, etc.
>basically, if she can be construed as an SJW in any way
>uses social media a lot, posts selfies online
>wears any whorish clothes or accessories
>has a bad relationship with her parents... this one isn't absolute but it can manifest itself in many weird ways in the female psyche
>came on to you strongly while drunk or high; good chance you are one of many guys she comes on to and that getting fucked up and coming onto guys is a hobby of hers
>has boring taste in music or is just a really big fan of one band/artist... this suggests that she has very low creative intelligence
>picks a stupid major or a "whatever" major
>lazy, sleeps all day... warning sign of an ultra-boring person to date
>her girl friends are whores and druggies; in fact, pay attention to what kind of friends she has
>doesn't have any girl friends; a red flag that she has some weird stuff going on socially
>talks shit about her exes readily
>talks about herself too much, turns any conversation back to the topic of her
>talks in a two-faced way: fake friendly to people in public but then shitting on them in private
>is a picky eater (a true sign that she is a womanchild)

>>36883679
Not asking for much, are you?

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>she hangs out mostly with other guys (ex-lovers and beta orbiters she keeps around)
>her mother is her best friend
>mother is divorced
>she freaks out when she catches you sniffing her used panties and jerking off

>Wears chokers
>Has more than a few male friends
>Frequently uses Snapchat/Kik
>Lot of followers on Facebook/Instagram/etc
>Daddy issues
>Outgoing and social
>Lies about being a virgin
Objectively a 100% chance to get cheated on

>>36883838
Yup

Origiigi

>>36879894
>no dogs
Why are there so many muslims here tonight?

>>36883804
so every girl

>>36883811
The only thing i'm really asking for is a girl that treats her body like a temple and is a traditionalist. It really shouldn't be that hard.
For 90% of my flags all she has to do is be born. For the other 10% all she has to do is not fall for brainwashing.

>>36883804

>I know a girl who does not show a single one of those flags
>She's extremely beautiful, blonde, blue eyes, and is a very nice person.
>Very religious, but far more righteous than self-righteous.
>I've asked her out before, told me that she was not in a position to "have a boyfriend."

Feel like shit. Don't really know what to do. Probably going to invite her to do something with me just for fun at one point.

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>>36879317
>tall girls are qts
this
like >>36879380
>>36879163
get out of here

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>>36878514
>She has pierced anything.

>>36883921
Are you a shitskin? Stop trying.

its time to face facts. Most women are trash. Most women today are going to have most if not all these flags.
So what does that mean for a someone like you and me? It means that every decent girl like that in this world is more valuable then 1 million dollars. She will easily get a chad virgin genius master race bf. You and me might have gotten a 5/10 or maybe even a 7/10 in the past but thats just not possible anymore. All of these women have become 2/10s. There is no such thing as decent girls anymore. Only god tier women and the trash that was left behind.

She moved to a different city at least three times.

I've tried at two girls that grew up moving a lot and both of them had serious issues with constant attention and were way too clingy. One of them went full she-demon on me twice before we were even dating because I skipped out on texting her for a few days. I get that it's because they moved a lot that they struggle with separation anxiety but that doesn't mean I should just deal with it.

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>>36883936
All of those girls are ugly. Their awful heights just makes them worse.

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>>36884010
oh wow
what it like being a shitter
c'mon man

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>>36884023
What's it like having an absolutely shit taste in women? Although, to be fair, at least you're not intro traps.

>>36883921
I'm the guy you were originally responding to. I say that if she still talks to you even after telling you that she's not trying to go out, then she might just be playing hard to get. It's important to not ruin things by coming on too strong. She might be slightly interested in you but just needs time for that interest to grow. There is a time to act and a time to wait, and I think that you should just wait. Chill on reaching out to her as often. Don't let her forget about you but don't come off as desperate or obsessed even if you secretly are desperate and obsessed.

>>36883804
Oh, and one more

>HAS EVER CHEATED IN A RELATIONSHIP.

>>36883908
Pretty much, at least 60-70% of them.

I wish that there was a place like /r9k/ where women hang out and post red flags like this. Shit is a goldmine to know how to attract the other sex

>>36884277
There's a thread in the catalog now listing male red flags.

>>36884006

No, I'm white. In fact we live in a city with very few white people. I believe me and her were the only white people in the class where I met her. I believe her best friend is this extremely tubby weaboo chick I always saw reading 50 shades of grey. Very strange.

I actually fucked up somewhat with her already. I dated her friend at one point. She came up to me and told me that I "better not hurt Stacey" or something to that effect. Hilariously enough at my expense, her Stacey friend ended up cheating on me (I believe). She now has a kid with some guy, got a bit fat, idgaf.

What's fucked though, and why it's my fault, is that I initially met this Stacey while I was attempting to talk to this lovely girl. She didn't seem too interested, but it's hard to tell because she seems to be shy and somewhat awkward. Anyways, Stacey came and began flirting with me a lot, while the other girl ignored me. Because I was too much of a pussy to ask out the girl I really liked I ended up caving to the Stacey.

IDK what she thinks about all of that, I just feel like I'm like 10 runs below her on the ladder of life.

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>>36884133
LMAO THE only one with shit taste here is you
manlet tier chiedren in bound

>>36885143
I've said it once, I'll say it again:
>implying that I plan on breeding