post your hands and make assumptions

>>36878111
The hands of a farmer

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I have arthritis, my hands are hurting as we speak

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>>36878111
You secrete oil to compensate for the gaping hole inside

>>36878157
The hands of arthritis

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>>36878111
Hard working man
>>36878157
Limp wristed boi
>>36878168
Psudeo-"tough guy" or fatty. Possibly Irish or Slavic

Pic is me

>>36878243
Not tough guy just a weird handed retard

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i bet you cant do this

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>>36878318
Hail, brother. I see you too are of superior stock

>>36878318
Hand of ben thum

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I have OCD, in the winter the knuckles crack and bleed and my hands get red

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>>36878168
Masturbator
>>36878243
World of Warcraft player
>>36878318
Got you beat

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Plz tell me...

>>36878411
The hands of someone that likes rust

>>36878356
The hands of ocd knuckle crack and bleed red

I'd let these hands jack me off

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Assume away, as long as you're original

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Here's my hands
>>36878411
the hands of a neet

>>36878580
You've never lifted a weight or worked an honest day in your life.

>>36878473
Where I live it's very humid during the summer so it stops bleeding. During the winter it gets really bad as I wash around 20 times a day on average

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>>36878521
Your mother drank while pregnant with you.

Anyone want to do me?

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Cool thread OP. Origiuuuu

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I don't know why that part below my wrist is like always blue. Is it because of my dehydration?

>>36878744
You look like you've had two wives before this one. Too old to be on this board.

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>>36878828
Your hand scares me on a primal level.

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>>36878744
Normalfag
Oregon

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Help
Oroginol

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>>36878111
Don't tell me what to do mom

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>>36878857
How so? i just have fat people fingers.

>>36878411
>>36878580
>>36878828
All these super long pale frail hands are grossing me out. It looks like you guys have never seen the light of day. School shooter hands.

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Here's my hand....
Origingogogo

>>36878918
what board do you think you're on exactly?

>>36878918
>going outside
where do you think you are friendo?

>>36878918
Was the first one you clicked to respond, my hands are pale and long but not by any means frail.

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Take a look at my salad fingers

>>36878521
Assplay gone wrong

>>36879020
what the hell. Seek help please

>>36879039
what's wrong with his hand?

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>>36878111

hi, im hand, and this is my desk

>>36879109
nothing, he goes to twitch/uses twitch emotes

>>36879136
I havent clicked those bookmarks in years

>>36879136
fair enough, now that you mention it he also has a Despicable me 2 review on there

>>36879203
>Despicable me 2 review on there
Lies

>>36878357
I do use the ol lefty sometimes good job

>>36878854
It's my first one actually. We've been married almost 7 years. I'm 31.

>>36878857
You have a cat that wasn't declawed.

>>36879509
>declawing a cat
what kind of sadistic bastard would do that

>>36878914
Fat people don't look that deformed usually. Your hands are legitimately frightful to look at.

Fingers are too long and crooked. They look like something out of a horror movie.

>>36878922
The fact you couldn't bring yourself to turn on a light makes me think that's the hand of someone with a deep depression.

>>36879537
I didn't declaw mine I'm just saying that you've got an obvious cat-scratch.

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Got rope burns scars from trying to impress a girl

Wow, so many guize posting their girlfriend pics.

>>36879646
>>36878356

What strain of autism is it that keeps you guys from trimming your fucking nails?

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Behold my limp wrist.

>>36878744
Adding back of hand for reference.

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>>36879771
I'm stupid and forgot the picture.

>>36879704
Nigga I file my nails to points. I trim them.

>>36879704
they play guitar and need nails for plucking strings

>>36879598
eh, you're not wrong.

ORIGINOGOGOGO

>>36879799
Your a fatboy lol

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ET go home

>original

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>>36878857
You have a short, but thick penis
>>36878900
2edgy4me
>>36879646
Chronic masturbator
>>36879799
You seem like a nice guy to be friends with
>>36879720
You punch your wall when you get angry

>>36879804
>>36879822
It looks disgusting. No one ever got girls playing guitar like that.

>>36879835
Yeah I am. I've been working on losing weight lately though, believe it or not I used to be even fucking fatter.

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>>36879822
Youre not wrong. Although not for electric of course

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>>36879862
bad at cooking
>>36879848
often bored
>>36879799
laughs at inappropriate times
>>36879720
eye/ear problems

>>36880133
You're kinda right lol. People sometimes complain I add too much salt but it tastes fine for me.

You look like you spend most of your time gaming

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>>36879020
Scheduling abduction for research shortly, half-breed

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Do me


Orientationaloo

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>tfw Lanklet skeleton hands

>>36881287
Again with the long nails. Is that a neet thing?

So fucking pale too. We've made life to easy to survive.

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I think my hand is wierd

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How is my hand robots?
Do you think I could learn to play guitar with this?

>>36881377

This is about the shortest I ever have my nails. I only cut them this short so I am allowed to play sport.

What reasons are there for taking the time out of your day to actually cut your own nails?

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Here ya go.Wait for the second pic if you want.

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>>36881591
Ok good luck .
'riginal

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I'm laying in bed right now and don't want to take a pic but this was already in my phone. I like it. Kind of artistic and autistic at the same time.

>>36879636
Actually it's from a knife at work. I'm a cook.