Daily reminder that your lives are in constant peril.

>>36877933
Wtf happened there oregoo

>>36878009
the chair died

Joke's on you, I sit in a wooden stool with a nice comfy butt cushion. Much better for nice posture and more stable as well. Who wants to wheel around or have their seat rock and swivel with movements? I'm not spending more than $30 on something MY ASS rests on daily either hahah (with the exception of a couch or bed)

>>36878009
His fat ass bought a cheap chair that broke and his went ass first into the metal.

>>36878009
Unexpected insertion

I thought it was somethin along those lubes

>>36877933
I've had this happen to me twice before just giving up on office chairs entirely, luckily I was leaning back both times and fell clear of impaling my asshole. I'll take a fucked up back over a gaping bloody ass.

Daily reminder that if you spend your entire day sitting on a low quality chair, it's kinda your own fault.

>>36878009
I think the pneumatic lift exploded somehow? Probably defective, although now I'm getting a little worried about this chair that I've had for the better part of a decade.

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>>36877933
I like this reminder.
At any time your body can just stab you in the back.
You can only lessen the odds.

>>36878543
Apparently this is a thing that really can happen:
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=54557
http://www.asiaone.com/business/woman-badly-injured-exploding-computer-chair

tl;dr Cheap lifts use pressurized air instead of hydraulics (??) and don't have metal plates between the lift and your anus.