"Your hair is getting too long, Anon!"

That's why I let my mommy use the clippers and shave mine off. Then I get some tensors if I behave myself.

>>36875799
This is why i only cut my hair twice a year

>>36875868
I only go maybe 3-4 times a year? I let it grow as much as I can take it. And as much as it takes for others to ridicule me.

>your hair is so greasy!
>ewww, it stinks!

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>tfw rub cum in hair before going to hair salon

>>36876245
Wish somebody would cum in my hair...

>>36875799
>>there's a massive, well-lit mirror right in front of you
>>you can't look away because they need your head straight
jokes on you I have terrible eyesight i just need to take off my glasses and problem solved.

>>36876250
I'm happy to help. What city are you in, anon?

>>36876257
Same. But even the blurry face is too much when I can see myself in the light.

>>36876284
>city

I live far in the country.

>>36876257
This does help but they still talk and also this >>36876286

>>36876321
Well what area do you live in?

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>>36875799
>tfw when neet
>"what do you do for a living anon?"

>>36876464
Not in the US

>>36876487
>"I'm looking for a job."
>"In what?"

>>36875799
>not just getting clippers and buzzing your head yourself

It's like you enjoy being a normalfaggot.

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>>36875799

>can't close your eyes

That's where you're wrong tho. I close my eyes every time when I get my haircut. No one has ever commented on it, I know it probably makes me look like an autist but I don't really care

>>36876504
Canada?

original post

>>36876557
I already hate my body enough. Revealing more of it is not my ideas of fun.

>>36876565
Maybe I'll try it next time. Normally I try to look out the window.

>>36876577
Nope. Sorry.

>>36876597
Well fuck. Guess I won't be ejaculating in your hair.

>>36875799
Go to a barber shop where old men work in, with old man customers. Become a regular there and get a taper and shave once every two weeks or months, talk about man stuff.

Also they deal with balding men all the time, so they'll know how to cut hair into a style men for balding men, and show you how to style it. Either that or just shave it if the balding is bad enough.

>>36875799
Fag, go to the barber shop and get a taper fade. You're letting women cut your hair then you wonder why it looks like shit.

>>36876678
>>36876704
But men are intimidating.

Any man that goes to a hairdresser is gay. You need to find a gentlemens barber shop. Ones that has porn mags and men related reading material and smells like shaving cream. The barber only talks if you super old regular and then it's just a few words. I go to a place for 10 years and don't even know his name.

>>36876727
/ptsd/ or are you one of the (((trap))) types?

>>36876727
Learn to cut your own hair, l just cut the back and sides short every few weeks

is easy

>>36876799
I don't know. I just don't like people.

>>36876764
Why would you want to be surrounded by that? It's just another sort of bad.

>>36875799
>>36876727
>>36876828
I feel so much the same way. I wish I could hide my face & body for the rest of my life and not deal with people. I'm out of place everywhere I go and hate seeing my reflection.

>>36877057
The normies will never leave us alone... I too hate my body. It'll only get worse, I'm afraid.

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Try not having an ugly face and a bad hairline. People would like you a lot more if you did.

>>36877089
>It'll only get worse
I don't doubt that one bit. Looking forward to the day I can finally kill myself and be done with it.

>>36877143
I feel that day coming. Maybe. I've never had the motivation for it. I'm just a slug.

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>>36877140
So what I'm hearing is to just be myself? Thanks, Chad! Brilliant advice.

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>tf you wear a hoodie and it collects your hair

>>36875799
>need glasses
>take off glasses for hair cut
>eyesight is so bad I can't make out my face from other random blurs in the mirror

Sucks to be you anon, although I do agree the small talk is painful. I will tip more if they take a hint and shut up

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>>36875799
>natural hair is thick razor straight coconut
>hate it
>get it cut short
>sides stick straight up
>look like a child
i dont think its worse than balding but its fucking awful
there's like a week window between haircuts where i like my hair

>>36877604
Could you post an image of something like it? Like, a famous person or a anonymous image?

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>>36877894
sure
if i let it, i would look like this faggot

>>36877952
I see what you mean... If you leave it, does it gain weight and flatten out?

>>36877979
i haven't let it get that way for like a decade but when i did it just hung straight down

>>36877993
Might be worth it. You can maintain the weight once it's there. Probably.

>>36878005
yeah no im an accountant and my boss would tell me to cut that shit
also i hate having long hair, i live in fucking texas