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who /stupid/ here?
>second day of work a few months back
>driving early in the morning behind a big truck so it's kind of hard for me to see the signs
>looked at the sign to turn but couldn't read it fast enough
>I end up missing a turn onto a major highway and keep going
>don't realize what's wrong
>finally realize I'm about to hit the interstate a few miles later because all of the woods looked the same to me and I didn't recognize any landmarks
>try to get off but there's construction going on and noone is letting me get over and traffic is at a crawl
>end up on the interstate screaming my lungs out and bawling like a baby the whole time
>morning rush hour traffic is zooming by me because I'm going so slow, everyone is leaning on their horns behind me
>I get off at the first exit and park in a ditch crying
>realize I'm going to be late to work on my second day
>decide that I should just quit
>drive home sniffling like a baby
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That sounds like something I would do. Thats also the reason Im failed chad neet who isnt even trying to get a job.
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>>36873694
Kind of similar, I overslept my 3rd day of training so I never went in
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>>36873694
My story:
I have multiple personality disorder. My personalities are:
1: full-time redditor on R/the_donald and proud MAGApede
2: Paul Joseph WATsen
3: Drumpf
If you upvote I upvoat back :^)
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>>36874220
Fuck off, your post is fucking cancer
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>>36874330
Kek is not with you fellow MAGApede :^) watch this
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>>36874452
Fuck off you fucking faggit
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>>36874463
Wtf based black man with drumpf hat.. Stop
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Dont feel so bad OP, I seem like an idiot when driving because it makes me so nervous, I almost get into car crashes all the time because I either overreact to everything or get a deer in the headlights thing and freeze up.
Cops pull me over a lot to test me to make sure im not high or drunk which can be annoying but they're just doing their jobs
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>>36874523
u arent that funny but here is your (You)
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>>36873980
>Failed chad neet
So nu-male
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>>36874609
please use my sissy drumpf ass. I acknowledge my privilige as drumpf voter
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>>36873694
>be given task at work
>instantly forget it
>not given a task at work
>unable to conceive of anything to do
>work somewhere for months
>unable to become confident with the simplest tasks
>completely unable to give directions, don't know any streets but my own and the high street
>unable to drive, never tried
>unable to keep a conversation going beyond what is currently happening because my memory recall is so bad
>watch movie/read a book
>forget the majority of details
>tried to format this post but forgot what I wanted to say really and it's a mess
Think I might be retarded desu and I just slipped under the radar. I do have a shitty diet and am an alcoholic so that might contribute to a lot of things. Also constantly ruminating, completely elsewhere in my brain when doing anything and it's incredibly hard to stop it. I'm grasping at straws but I really don't want to be a retard.
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