ITT: Drunk alone in your room thread Also welcome: anyone else

>>36873210
I'm alone in my room and want to get drunk. Does that count.

It's the afternoon in all of north america

fucking alcoholic

>>36873210
Lad, son have a whole weekend to myself in my house.

Locking the door and going to get fucked up and have adventures in my own

>>36873394
Anytime is a good time to drink when you're a NEET

>>36873394
Dude I have 24 hours a day to do what I want time has no meaning right now

>>36873394
There are other countries outside of North America

>>36873210
F, you fuckin' midget bastard.

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>>36873210
I've been waiting for this thread, don't know why I didn't create it myself. I love you OP.
Jagermeister is great. I drank it all and have nothing left. I'm destined to be sober for the rest of my life. Fuck.

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>>36873480
Thats right friend. It's good to be straight edge cool!

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>>36873210
It's a gin day and I'm making a frozen lasagna, so we're pretty relaxed. How's your early drinking session?

>>36873210
Recently I got drunk on wine and watched Rogue One with the RLM commentary. I'm ashamed

>>36873805
It's 00:50 here, not early at all.

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Can I come if I'm high?

>>36874102
of course
You're not sober and alone, you're welcome

>>36874102
Read the OP it's all in threre

Realized how empty my life is after my PC broke.
At least I can watch netflix on this shitty laptop.

>>36874554
Why not read some books?

>>36874625
I'd love to, used to be a big reader.
For some reason I can't get into them anymore these days. My mind seems to wander whenever I pick them up, making me reread everything several times and nothing seems to draw me in like it used to.

Probably just my dysthymia.

I really want to hug somebody. When I am sober, there is only one person I want to touch. But when I'm drunk, I can hug almost anyone. Why can't robots teleport to me so I can hug them?

>>36875317
>tfw remember when you had female friends 10 years ago who would hug you whenever you met them or parted ways
Why would you remind me anon?

>>36875422
If you come to /r9k/ be prepared to feel.

I want to stay drunk all the time but don't want to be an alcoholic. Wat do?

just started a youtube channel got 30 subs so im cracking open the whiskey

more subs welcome if anyone cares to check me out

here's a good song to start with

https://youtu.be/6hGJXNWdXUg

>tfw drunk alone in your room
>Mom comes home early, busts into your room and can tell that you're drunk
>Been a few hours, haven't spoken to my mom.
What do, anons? Im pretty sure I'm fucked.

>>36875630
Just apologise, it's not that hard. I bet she understands you.

>>36875581
some-BODY once told me the world was gonna roll me

>>36875745

i'm the sharpest tool in the shed but the cutting board is the hardest object in the kitchen

can't knife a cutting board

>>36875710
Yeah, but that sound a lot easier than it actually is. I know in reality she's probably thinking of every possible thing that's wrong with me and things like that. Just feels bad. I don't want to have to justify myself t her either. Yeah, I felt like getting drunk in the afternoon, there's no good excuse for that.

I just feel like a dirtbag. :/>>36875745

>>36875581
Your singing voice is very comfy to me anon, thanks for posting.