>tfw /r9k/ addicted NEET chad

>>36872660
Addicted? What mean

>>36872710
i can't leave this shithole, i enjoy the bants too much

>>36872660
>thinking facial hair makes you a chad

>>36872660
bulbous nose and soft facial features do not make you chad

is that a real image is the true question imo

>>36872730
don't worry, just stay
you aren't a chad anyway

>>36872743
>thinking that i think facial hair makes me chad

check out them eyes. those cheekbones. that brow. and suck my dick while you're at it

>>36872660
You should pluck your unibrow hairs, not shave them

>>36872769
angles can be a big helper tbqh

>incel virgins attempting to cope

lol

>>36872660
Whats with all that facial hair and chest hair? Just shave goddammn!

>>36872660
post body picz

>>36872660
5/10 wouldn't fuck

>>36872660
You're not Chad unless you have unusually sexy voice

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>>36872792
how's this angle brah?

>tfw was contacted by a modelling agency the other day

>>36872660
>>36872846
- body pics
- vocaroo
Those two things will determine

>>36872660
looks like Stanley is finally learning how to be cool

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>>36872889
>not realizing it's all about the face

but sure i'll play along. here's a recent pic of my traps and delts trying to tear their way out of my shirt

>>36872882
Hair is bad, you should be sad. Eyebrows aren't chad like either. They tend to have perfect (untouched) eyebrows. You look like you get played by females often and you have a 3mm peter

>>36872882
urgh that chesthair
shave!

>>36872660
Bro...you are NOT Chad.

>>36872882
you look like average dumpy neckbeard except with bad camera filters

>>36872943
>y-your eyebrows aren't chad like!

COPE HARDER INCEL

>>36872882
this has got to be b8

Is this stanley auditioning for a role in the broadway adaption of Passion of the Christ?

>>36872934
You have a low quality camera (or phone) - nice try, friend. Chad's have $500+ phones. You're prolly poor and trying to make the best of your situation

>>36872660
>>36872882
>>36872934
all jokes aside, are you retarded bro? you have no looks whatsoever

>>36872660
Ignore the jealous spergs, you are objectively attractive. No amount of shitposting can deny that so they will try to convince you that you aren't. Leave this place and go live your life.

There is nothing here for you.

>>36872934
If you have a perfect face, but your voice is too faggot-like, you're bound to stay a virgin or a faggot

>>36872882
just cut your hair. you'll be fine. having long hair greatly reduces the amount of women who would want to date you, since it's a feminine trait

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Please be my bf you are literally perfect

>>36872660
Op is a brad
>>36872743
>>36872759

>>36872882
You look like a manbaby

In all seriousness, you'd look bretty gud if you lose that baby fat on the cheeks

>>36873067
>just cut your hair.
Don't!
That is his only good trait. Its mean to suggest to cut it, anon.

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>>36872882
>some faggy slavshit using a strong filter to cover up skin flaws with disgusting hair and a beta jawline.

Stop while your ahead.

>Robots trying this hard to make an objective 8/10 doubt his looks

So sad. Not everyone can be a winner.

>>36873221
>your

You need to be 18 to post here.

>>36872660
>>36872882
god damn you are beautiful please post more

>>36873359
Looks like the angry virgins made him fuck off :(


Fucking autists why do you ruin everything?

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>>36873462
i'm still here, sperglords and their opinions have no sway over me. do you like my eyes?

>>36873541
Even your eyes look like shit. Might as well kill yourself, you arent even close to being chad

>>36873581
>being this much in denial

TOP KEK. cope harder

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>>36873541
chad level eyes

wagecucks and jealous faggots are mad that your better then them, dont take it personal. their boss shekelstein probably had them lick his toes for a pay-dirt raise today and their just a bit mad desu

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>>36873634
That's really all it is. The mental gymnastics at work here astounding. Fat, repulsive incels will do anything to cope with the fact that they lost the genetic lottery.

OP, post more so you can continue to trigger these toxic, autistic faggots. Pic related.

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>>36873634
>>36873726
kek, can't really argue with that.

>>36873795
How long have you been growing your hair out? Have you dyed it at all?

FUCK OFF OP YOU ARE NOT A CHAD REEEE