ITT:Words normies picked on you for prounouncing wierd >Roof

>>36872002
Maybe you shouldn't be a retard and you wouldn't have gotten picked on

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>tfw can't say r sounds
>have to say w sounds instead

>>36872042
Do you live in Manchester? I hear that's common there.

Ironically, pronunciation (I pronounced it like "pronounciation" because I was an autist) and Mountain Dew, which I pronounced like Mou'n Dew, even though that's how a lot of people say it.

>>36872002
I'm baltimorese, or as I pronounce it Bawlmerees, so when I moved to NY I got picked on for it
>wash (warsh)
>water (wuhter)
>fire (fahr)
>alive (alahve)
>push (poosh)
>cushion (cooshin)
I still lapse back into my accent if I drink or get stressed enough, but I've mostly learned to enunciate better

>Oreo (ah-reo)

i don't live in boston

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>>36872089
>push (poosh)
That's adorable

>>36872002
I thought that was Standard Bongistani English?

>>36872163
>bongistani English
>implying English didn't come from bongistan
fucking kek, but that's mainly the north, the south speak properly unless theyre chavs

>>36872163
Unfortunately I am neither a britbong nor do I live in bongistan. This really stands out when you're a Cuban """""""American"""""""" living in Loxahatchee

When I was younger than fifteen I said supposed like susposed

I don't say the t's in the middle of words. For example, I pronounce water as "warur" and twenty as "twenny". People think it's because I'm from Manchester but my family and friends growing up gave me stick for it.

>>36872204
This. I did this and didn't stop saying something was "mines" until I was 12

>>36872002
>wolf (wuff)
That's all I can remember

>Selects (Selex)
>Wolf (Woof) - I didn't know what to cool them, so for years I called them 'woof's. I can't stop now and I always forget what they are actually called.
>Knives (Nifes)

>Batman (bat-man)

vague (vaygue)
i'd also pronounce the l in walk/talk/folk/etc

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>>36872452
>not saying "beht-min"

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It's payday.

*sobs* all my wagecuck friends always made fun of me for not being able to pronounce "it's payday" because I never worked slave labor for pay-dirty salary because i'm a NEET and being the hobby diplomat I am i'd rather watch anime or play dark souls with my abundance of free time

*cries*

asthma (assmar)

cant catch me breath

>Otter (Ot-tuh)

Used to sit next to 2 girls whilst 11 years old. They used to get me to say words, and I'd stupidly go along with it. It got to the point of both of those bitches laughing at me. Then suddenly I broke down into tears whilst they were doing it... they stopped after... it hurt way more than they thought.

>>36872042
You sound like a genuine wetard

>>36872042
Say 'that rascally rabbit'

>>36872510
Gtfo NEET faggot, even if this is bait you're still probably projecting. Most of us actually work because we'd starve to death if we didn't, and getting a 3000$ paycheck every week makes working a few hours a day not so hard.

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>>36872556
Aww, poor wagie, wagies turning a bit ragie isn't he? It's okay, I understand. It's a monday, you probably just got off work and mad at big boss man for making you suck his toes for a raise, you have to suck boss mans tosies little wagie?

Brb, gonna enjoy my hobbies until 3AM, you might wanna start your leisure time soon because you have work in the morning!

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>>36872556
WAGIE GETTIN' RAGIE
WAGIES GETTIN' RAGIE
I SAID WAGIE..
I SAID WAGIE..
I SAID UH... UH.. UH.. UH..
I SAID UH.. FURHBLAH FURBLAH
WAGIES GETTIN..... NNGGAHAH RAGIE!!!

>>36872556
> a few hours a day

Top kek wagecuck

>template (tim-plate)
>nuclear (nuke-clear)
>behemoth (boh-hemoth)
>niche (neesh)
>ambient (om-bee-int)
>twenty (twin-tea)
>24/7 (24 by 7)
I also live in NC so southerners call me out on other things too
>oil (oy'yule)
>tire (tie-er)
>potato (poe-tay-toe)

Some of these I know I'm just being dumb but I stand by some of them.

>>36872112
>>36872089
Yeah, that's really cute

>>36872402
>wolf
>woof
That is also adorable

>>36872526
Were you influenced by lord of the Flies?

Any robots here who are also in manchester?

>>36873065
Another NCbot, I say those words the same as you.