>open your bedroom door >see this wat do?

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AAAAAA WHY IS THERE SAND AND A DESERT HUMAN IN MY BEDROOM AAAAAAA

>>36871784
OH FUCK, WHERE IS MY COMPUTER

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That's not my bedroom.

holy shit my bedroom door is a portal to nigger narnia

>>36871823
Quickly, Luke, we must hurry, the sand people shall return, and in greater numbers

>>36871784
Beach aside it might shock me enough into not being a beta and atleast making a move so I can feel that ass

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>>36871890
sand people are not for intercoursing mister, sand people are only for garden work

>>36871784
I wonder why I have a beach in my bedroom, then I gently push her down onto my bed, put a hand on the small of her back, give the upper part of her left ass cheek a kiss, then take aside the bikini bottom from her pussy as start stroking it with my finger while my dick gets harder and her pussy gets wetter.

lol how did my bedroom become a lake or beach? lol am I homeless?

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>>36871909
hahahaha

organs

>>36871784
*BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

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