ITT masturbation horror stories.

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If anyone out there can beat this, hat's off.

> Assume position of thineself
> In 9th grade. Probably 15 now.
> Paranoid about jerking off until this year for some reason
> Also the last few bits of puberty
> In shitter one lunch period.
> Look down at dong.
> Seems a little bigger than usual.
> Again, the end of puberty and stuff.
> Think my dong getting bigger is the coolest thing in the world.
> get excited over it.
> expandingdong.png
> Edge a little to celebrate.
> Still sitting on the toilet mind you.
> Remember I was new to the wonderful world of jerking yer gherkin.
> Don't know when the point of no return is.
> Thus, suddenly...
> I JIZZ ALL OVER THE STALL DOOR, FLOOR, AND MY THIGHS.
> m'otherfucker.avi
> atleastnooneelsewasinthere.jpeg
> I lose my shit, but again, I'm not very experienced, so I don't know how to clean it.
> Plus I couldn't be late for my next class. Lunch was almost over and I used to care about that kind of thing then.
> Wipe myself off but leave the stall jizz.
> Bust out of there.
> Spend the rest of the week absolutely paranoid that I'll somehow get in trouble for it and the principal or something will know that I did it.
> Mfw