Sex Sucks, You're Not Missing Out

>>36871240
Sounds like sex doesn't suck, you just suck at sex.

If you'd stop thinking about cumming and focus on your breathing and shit, you'd be better off.

Also, don't just lay pipe 100% of the time, my gf gets off way quicker if I position myself just right and move my dick like, 1/8th of an inch. Know why? My dickhead is literally just rubbing over her g-spot the whole time.
I feel basically nothing because my dick isn't moving, I can keep it up forever, and if I'm on the verge of cumming I can go back to that spot and slow down a little bit and the feeling backs off

There is also way more to think about than your grandma dude.
Do math, think about embarrassing shit you did as a kid, count all the red objects in the room, then move onto green, shit like that.

In the end though:
>unless it is one of the months that we dont have sex at all
>cum so fast every time that she doesnt ever want to fuck me and hasnt wanted to fuck since the beginning of our relationship
>she becomes visibly irritated every time i mention having sex or try to make a move
>Cunnilingus rips my tongue webbing every time
>still never gets her to make any noise

Yeah, your GF is a bitch and you're just shit at sex.

Which porn slut is that, I forget her name but recognize those tits and teeth

>>36871743
Never mind I remember now, it's Shae Summers

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>>36871240
Oh, ok, I didn't think so anyway.

Fag.

Fuck you op, I want a cute and lewd gf.

>>36871240
her name is shae summers in case anyone cares

>>36871240
>All you can focus on is trying to not cum
I'm the opposite, all I can focus on is cumming. I take way too fucking long to bust even though I've fucked some beautiful girls

>>36871240
This doesn't make me feel good

Edge more. Jelq a fuck ton and start improving your sexual stamina. Theres more to sex than just pumping. Use your fingers, talk to her, get physical, use different angles.

Sex is a practice, no one is amazing on their first try.

>>36871240
Oh shut the fuck up and give sauce on the girl

>>36871883
just read the thread you dumb nigger

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>>36871883
If only it was posted in this thread twice already you fucking retard
>>36871790
>>36871849

>>36871240
I'm sorry it's like that for you m8. It's not for everyone. I rather enjoy both desu.

Same boat dude.
I either cum in 5 seconds or not at all. Doesn't help my girlfriend is a bitchy ice queen and never wants to fuck anyway.

She never cums and blames that shit on me, but like if I'm fucking you for an hour and you still haven't cum, that's because your pussy is broken. That's a you problem.

used to make my gf cum every time with just my fingers. just hook up with ur fingers and if ur fucking her just do the same motion with your dick you guys suck you dont deserve gfs im a virgin btw

>>36872020
I do that. My gf clearly only orgasms from clitroral stimulation but refuses to admit it and chooses to humiliate me instead. She's NEVER cum from sex with anyone but it's the men who're the problem.

>>36871730
Fuuuuuck. OP just got rekt

>>36871858
don't worry, sex is great, this dude's just bad at it

>>36872075
if your a beast you should be fucking her as hard as possible and playing with her pussy she shouldnt have to do anything

stop having sex then, it's a sin outside of marriage, Pope Francis>sex

Sure sex sucks that's why people are willing to run their lives in the pursuit of it