Chestlet here. Should I kill myself? I have no ass either, and

*I'm 20
Fuck

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live vicariously through your friend's boobs

Post your tiny tits, the quality of your nipples will decide whether or not you kill yourself you stupid whore

>>36868742
How short?
Less than 5'5" and your in trouble

There are plenty of men who are attracted to small breasts.

It's not like you're a manlet. So cheer up.

>>36868783
>tfw 5'2"
Yeah I should just end it

Play off it like Ariana Grande

>>36868777
this

but it wont happen obviously

>>36868812
Well let's not be hasty, what actually is your cup size?

>>36868813
>Ariana Grande
You mean by fucking more black guys than Jim Crow?

Tiny tits and boney ass are the best. You are a rare specimen and should be treasured, don't compare yourself to women with genetics gone haywire.

>>36868742
What exactly is the problem? As long as you're skinny and have a cute face it's fine.

>>36868777
>777
OP you have to do it now

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suckle boobs and transfer the boob essence

>>36868824
UHHHHHH 32B

There are literally a million men right now who would want to get you. About 10% of those are attractive, and about 2% are very attractive.

It's not like being a manlet where you're pretty much condemned to virginity.

>>36868863
>32B
Oh pfft your fine. Probably cute a button.

>>36868863
>32B
Its fine holy shit.

Don't worry about the size of your chest. Start lifting and get a good ass.

>>36868742
You shouldn't kill yourself op. I'm sure there's a nice, non-pedophilic guy out there willing to be your bf.

>>36868742
Na lots of men will a chick that looks like a boy

I literally couldnt give more of a shit. Are you in europe?

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>>36868863
>complains she has small boobs at 32B
>tfw only 30AA and get nicknamed flattie

>>36868742
Hmm why not just become a boy you are mostly there anyway? You ould end up like buck angel

>>36868836
I mean looking like you're ten years old

>>36868935
Tiny boobs are cute, I doubt any guy would turn you down over boob size.

>>36868935
I'd lick your flat chest like windshield wipers.

>>36868909
>Wholesome behavior towards women
What board am I on

>>36868935
I'm sure you have more of an ass than me or that you're taller

5'2" is midget tier

>>36868742
Are you Asian by any chance? Suprislgly not original fuck this gay website

>>36868964
Yeah, but a flat chest won't catch Chad's eye. That's why she wants bigger tits.

>>36868964
this.there's literally nothing wrong with small tits, as long as you enjoy them being licked,
and i think there's less chance for breast cancer.

>>36868999
Flat chests don't catch anyone's eye

>>36868742


>fat injections

Get at it, OP

>>36868935
Better save up for implants and drink beer, chestlet

>>36868742
I believe there is a market for humiliation porn targeted at flat-chested women.

The one doing the humiliating with be a typical Chad.

He'll mock your small chest and tell you you're not worthy of his magnificent 9"x6" cock. Then he would urinate on and slap small-breasted women before making sweet love to.a buxom babe.

Would you be interested in that?

be a reverse trap

>>36869069
Shit why does that turn me on?

Am I the female version of a cuck?

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>>36868999
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEE THOSE NUMBERS BELONG TO ME

>>36869069
Or cuckquen porn where the flat chested wife has to watch her husband fucking and titty fucking some bimbo with DD's.

>>36868742
Just upgrade your tits and ass. Fuck, girls just like to whine. Fix your problems. They are all fixable. That's the luxury of living on easy mode.

>>36869135
But fake tits looks disgusting

I guess not to men though.

I guess I'll consider it

>>36869164
>But fake tits looks disgusting
indeed they do.

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honest, I like small titties

>>36869097
No, you are a human being, god dammit.

>>36869164
Just eat and get a little fat. your boobs will most likely get bigger

>>36869236
I actually have been over eating for years now, but I can't get over 96 pounds

>>36869164
>I guess not to Chad though.

Fixed, now kindly fuck off.

>>36869097
Many women are submissive and like being with a man who's desired by other women.

So you're not unique.

>>36869164
Dont. Fake tits are awful. Dont be ashamed of yourself for having small breasts.

>>36869188
Those absolutely are not small lol

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>>36869097

Yes. Don't listen to >>36869209 he's an idiot. We're all humans and you're always human, that doesn't mean you can't bother to understand yourself.

Chances are if that turns you on, you're insecure. (is that really a surprise though, given this thread?) If you want to maintain a happy life and have a child and a husband, you need to deal with this. I can guarantee your insecurity will manifest itself in many ways beyond you wanting to be cucked.

Sort yourself out.

>>36868935
what's the point of wearing a bra at that point

>meet chick
>nice tits
>get lucky
>unfasten bra
>...
>what?? it's empty?

WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME, LIKE MAMMA DID ??

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>>36869354
just doing a chad joke, pardon me

I prefer small/flat girls they're cute and cute>sexy. Most people are too boring for me anyway so its practically irrelevant.

Also something about respectability and not having giant flappy sacks of fat dangling from your chest. They're also going to look mast when the girl gets old.

>>36868742
>I'm short, so I look like a child.
you already know there are many certain.. men who will like this

>>36868812
>5'2
so you're only 1-2 inches below average height for a murican women, and would be considered the norm in many other countries.

>>36869379
dear whiteknight, are you trying to outwhiteknight me, or did you just grossly misunderstand my post?

I'm not saying having quckquean fantasies is ok and human. I'm saying she's not a label.

You're implying she's seriously into cuckquean fantasies, that's not what she said, calm your tits bro.

>>36869547

>I'm saying she's not a label.

Sorry I didn't realize you were trying to make some moot point. Nice though, she's a human, not a cuck, wow. Blow me down.

>You're implying she's seriously into cuckquean fantasies

She said she's turned on by it, so how is she not?

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>talk to cute as a button fembot for a while
>she's crushing on me hard
>bedroom eyes in our videochat
>get lewd after talking for a few weeks
>pans to chest
>two little mosquito bites
>struggle to get hard, have awkward "cyber sex" with tittymonster hentai opened on my second screen
>talk to her less and less and stop talking altogether after a while
being a chestlet is the female version of having a micropenis desu

Smaller is better in my opinion

how many of you fembots are asian vs white?

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>>36869682
Ah I see a man of great taste.

>>36869422
what's the point of living at this point

>>36868742
No you should never kill yo-
>I have no ass either

I have to go

>>36869711
>asian vs white
everyone on r9k is a negress. you didn't know?

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Small breasts don't sag down to your stomach when you get older. Plus they're cute and wholesome

>>36869750
plus everyone knows men are attracted to childlike bodies.
only after they mature do they look for the mommy type

>>36869354
you're right, they're microscopic

>>36868742
Just find a titcow alpha female domme to serve, maybe she'll let you borrow one of her beta orbiters.

the idea of an insecure flatchested tiny girl shitposting anonymously gets me rock hard

Just get really fit. You can sculpt a nice ass through squats/dead lifts, and you won't have to worry about losing your tits since they already don't exist.

A girl with a tight, sexy body is better than just a stick figure with boobs, in my opinion.

>>36868742
>tfw no chestlet to buy some high grade teardrop saline implants in exchange for a life of affection and lewd sex despite her genetic inferiority

>>36870137
>her genetic inferiority

Sounds more like yours nigger.

>>36870137
>you will never use ivf to implant fertilized titcow embyros into the womb of an inferior chestlet so she can contribute to reproduction in at least some limited capacity

>>36870157
>nigger
You must have me confused with pepsifag

>>36868863
That's bigger than I like

>tfw no legal loli gf
>tfw all you want to do is pet them and make them happy

>>36868742

Quit your bitching,there are just as many men into itty bitties

>>tfw 36 DD constantly see tiny tots bitching and getting white knighted with "more than a handful is a waste"

You have access to the cutest bras and Dont have to race the hamplanets to the lingerie section to get the few that arent shit colors.
You don't ever have to worry about underwires snapping and stabbing you in the middle of your work day.
You think it's fun being fetishsized over something you have control over but it's not like you only get stared at by chads.

I can't even arch my back without looking like I'm trying to get attention.
I can't wear certain shirts because they're designed for smaller cups.
I have to wear sweaters to avoid being accused of attention whoring because everyone makes assumptions.
You should be greatful that you can go for a run without looking ridiculous.

>>36870367
he doesn't know that for every female under 40, you get a loli in the mail after 9 months

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>>36870442
I thought I would write a comment in this box

>>36870445
50% of the time it'd be a shota though. Would you take those odds?

>>36870442
It's okay, I love all non-average tits.

>>36870442
I am the same exact size as you and I would have to disagree

>hamplanets don't share same size so don't have to worry about that
>what shit bras are you wearing to make your underwire snap? I have never had to worry about that
>true
>true
>hardly any shirts are like this unless you are shopping in the teenage girl section
>no one has ever said anything like this to me, you must be doing something else to make you seem like an attention whore
>true

>>36870532
man, a friend of my parent's, physician, french doctor, has always lusted on my sister, he had two boys, no girls.
my mother would always reassure him, "one day you'll have a daughter", while his wife would "say enough"

he eventually managed to have a greenlight from his wife for a 3d child. 3d boy.
Several years later, managed to convince his wife again, last shot. 4th boy.
they stopped there

>inb4 why didn't he hack the echography sex choice laws?
idk, too lawful maybe, and it's an old story

>>36870532
I plan to get divorced by my future wife after only a few years. I won't be sad, because she will have basically no money to steal.

I will get custody of my little girl.

I'll be a nice, thoughtful dad. I can't wait for the day I'll take her to buy her first bra. The big day!! We'll celebrate and I'll buy her a cake (maybe let her throw a party with all her small friends)

>>36870711
what the kek? She'll be humiliated.

>>36870749
just joking, stupid fantasies

chestlet meme is even more retarded than dicklet and manlet memes

literally 99% of men won't reject you just because you have small boobs

>>36870795
>literally 99% of men won't reject you just because you have small boobs
but chad will.

and 99% of women with small tits care about being a chestlet and would kill for implants.

>>36870795
this

Men pretend to like big boobs, just like they pretend they're not gay

"i like big tits" is the same thing as claiming "I have a big dick"

>>36870711
>I will get custody

Good luck with that. Somewhere around 80% of the time the mother gets custody. Even if you do become the primary caregiver your daughter will still have to probably see the mother weekly at the very least unless you purposely marry an abusive woman.

>>36870842
I plan on having so many babies I can't even keep track of who's who.

>tfw when you've had sex with one (1) girl in your life and she has tiny pointless tits

what's even the point of losing your virginity if you can't even feel some real tits?

>>36870832
Incorrect

We will, however, not reject you and still like big boobs behind your back

>>36870442
>Caring what other people think of you
No wonder you're on /r9k/, top kek

>>36870636

They dont, but they still buy them. Everytime i go to look at bras there's 2 or 3 of them blocking up the section. Maybe weightloss goals? idfk.
I've bought nice brands and cheap brands, it still happens to me alot. Perhaps activity level is why mine bust and yours don't?
It's women that have said it, typically jelous over the unwanted attention. Maybe you're not attractive enough to get that kind of hate?
No, i don't buy teen clothes but I'm not going to dress like an old lady either.

>>36868742
As long as you can suck good dick, you're good in my eyes.

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When you hug a flat chested girl, she's holding you closer to her heart than her large breasted counterpart.

>>36871313
When you hug a skeleton, it's holding you closer to her marrow than its bigger boned counterpart

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>>36870494
Yikes, that face is a trainwreck

>>36871348
Looks like the kid from Home Alone.

>>36871339
R.I.Pieceroni my sides

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>>36871339
Y-you too, a-anon

I-I love you t-too

>>36871265
I have a job requiring me to be on my feet all of my shift, so I doubt activity level is the issue unless you were talking about working out. That issue almost makes me think you are perhaps wearing the wrong size if your bras cannot adequately support you.

I probably look only a step above average and have few friends so this could be the case. Just in my experience I have never seen a woman being talked down to because of her bust size.

With clothing I was probably mistaken because I was thinking more about those built in bras teen clothing brands love to put in. Thinking about it button-ups are impossible to find.

>>36870442
Wow, I'm your exact size! Or 34 E, depends.
But I really hate the fact that some people think it's good because you're fetishized. They say stuff like "but you've got what men like!".

There was one related moment that really depressed me. I was dressed up smart for my graduation day, and I asked how I look, and I was told "great, your tits look HUGE!".
Not to be dramatic but it kind of ruined my day. My parents were there, it was celebrating an intellectual achievement, but at the back of my mind I was thinking that a lot of people would look at me and just see a good set of breasts.
Same with the attention whoring thing. I remember I once had an actual friend ask me if I couldn't like, wear a smaller bra or something? And I had to say well no, I honestly can't because this one is a two sizes too small compressor bra. I can't.

>>36871605
>tfw you will never have a smart gf to talk with and admire her tits afterwards.

tfw no flat chest gf to bully because she has no boobs

>>36871605
Too long, didn't read. But damn, your tits sound HUGE!

>>36871605
>tfw no gf worth your time both in and out of the bedroom
Finding women with something desireable above their shoulders is a real bitch.

>>36868742
Oh, look, it is another I AM FEMBOT WITH PROBLEMS! ROBOT GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION thread. Fuck you.

I would kill for a 5' 2" small boob gf

>>36868863
lol that is fine now GTFO roastie

>tfw no non-chestlet gf
Help

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>>36868742
>I look like a child

>>36872991
I bet you would. OP should be thankful.

>>36868742
What's really wrong with being with a pedophile, really?

>>36873914
Oh no, we're not bringing that up. Not here.

>>36868742
>I have no ass either
Squatz n oatz
Short flat girls with stronk ass is goat

>be a chestlet
>there are people who like flat chests
>can get fake tits

>Be a dicklet
>nothing can be done

>be a manlet
>nothing can be done

>>36874209
this. women are funny when they complain about societal beauty pressures that can be fixed with a little makeup and not being a fat slob

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>>36873914
i would posit that while a pedophile is not necessarily in violation of the non-aggression principle, pedophilic individuals are at greater risk, as a population, of committing heinous violations of the non-aggression principle when compared to the average population

now the difficulty is a proper empirical measure determining ability to consent, but every horny lad looking to rail a 15 year old or younger ain't about to be able or willing to take the girl in for psychological testing, so thats kinda moot

imo 16 years is a good cut-off for age of consent since we cannot effectively implement empirical testing of individuals to determine consent

what the fuck am i even doing

>>36874209
But guys care about face more than girls!

>>36874281
again, can do lots of stuff about face.

Women are the only ones who truly care about unfixable genetics.

>>36868742
So, here's my experience with small boobs:

I generally like big boobs and cleavages, like all men do, as it's a healthy genetic trait. We get our eyes and lust fixated on them when we are horny, or if they surprise us.

But. My girlfriend is a chestlet. The coworker I'm lusting over is a chestlet.

You get the idea. Just like big penises will beat small penises, big boobs will win over small tits.

But life has a lot more factors to it when it comes to decision making. And you are most likely driven by general depression instead of small boob-phobia. So cheer up, it's not the end of the world. You weren't born rich either, but I don't see you hanging yourself because of that, or a lot of other things.

>>36871605
If you were a chestlet instead, your academic achievements would still be ignored and you'd instead have to look at some random big titted bimbo getting undeserved praise while everyone ignored you. Instead of being 'just a big pair of tits' you would be a fucking invisible nonentity. I guarantee that 60-70% of women would literally want to kill themselves after living for a month as an 'average' man who is again, an invisible nonsexual entity as far as they're concerned.

The grass is always greener, the world's not a just place. Embrace what you have.

>>36868861
super late but anyone have a source?

>>36874432
truth

youtube.com/watch?v=OQ2fREo3Tjc

>>36874373
You probably have a big dick, rooo

>>36874373
Tbh I don't like big boobs, average and firm is GOAT
Really, girls should worry much more about sagginess, as most dudes mind sagginess far over size

>>36874209
And this is why those threads are just fishing for compliments and attention. They could at least post their chests so it wasn't completely onesided.

But can you take a decent sized cock?

>>36869164

DO NOT GET FAKE TITS. THEY ARE DISGUSTING and USELESS. You literally have no problems except the one you created. You want Chad.

If you have a cute face and thin body that's all that really matters to be quite honest.

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This girl does porn for a living and fucked Charlie Sheen.

Why can't you find a bf, chestlets?

>>36870442

Please run more.

Originally

>>36871605

Nice tits babe

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>>36871605
In a weird way I can kinda relate
>Have an anime waifu with large tits
>Love her for her personality and intelligence
>Other people are always sexualizing her and her breasts
Perhaps you can one day find someone who loves you the way I love Naoto.

>>36874632
>fucked Charlie Sheen.
Hasn't he fucked countless chicks

>>36868742
Post pic
Famhdbdh

Short, petite girls are my type. There are a ton of guys like me who think that way.

You're fine, OP. Better than being a short chubby guy, who is actually doomed.

fucking kill me please

>>36868863
That, and your height, are literally what I consider perfect...
plz be short, chestlette gf.

We really need to go back to chestlet shaming threads. Those are way more interesting than nonstop jerking over roasties with small chests.

>>36875846
Bu the point is he could have fucked another titcow.

chicks here have D-cups by the time they're 15
this psyop is worse than useless

try something about "jawlets" if you want to try and social-proof 4channers out of being attracted to teenagers
chicks don't start getting manjaw until they're like 25. it'll work way better

>>36876786
...of course, by doing this, you will also enable trannies. i don't know if you care about that

>>36876825
Sounds like a plus

>>36874632
That DFC though

>>36868742
Girls with figures like this almost always date black men exclusively. They have bodies made to be bred loool

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>>36869631
Second. Large boobs are literal-fetish tier for me. I can't not be with a woman with large breasts.

>>36868812
That's not even that short. Stop listening to memes. Just do some squats so you can get a bigger butt and 90% of men will be attracted to you

Honestly you sound perfect. I doubt you look like a child though, you're only a few inches below average height for a woman and ain't nothing wrong with flat chests. Please stay with us

>woman posts about looking essentially like a skinny normal woman
>thinks her perceived undesirability holds a candle to what robots feel

Having small tits will never be as bad as being an average or below average looking man. This is why women can't be robots.