ITT: what was the most embarrassing thing that you have ever

>>36866920
Was Denny gay?

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>>36866920
>be 14
>friend steals my tie
>chase after him
>running full pelt down the wheelchair ramp
>slip on bannana skin
>literally cartoon style head over heels, legs in the air
>land on squashed bannana
>get up
>vomit
>pass out in own vomit

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i almost drowned a boy by swimming above him when he tried to get to the surface. his head rubbed my genitalia and everyone saw us. god, it was awkward. i cant remember much.

>>36866920
The most painfully awkward thing ive ever seen

>i was quite interested in diving at HS and UNI
>in second year of uni I went with a group of friends regularly to practice diving at my local sports centre
>one friend, goes by the name of Merry because he looks spitting image of Merry from LOTR
>Merry has the hots for a lifeguard girl at the centre
>they been getting on pretty well
>he decides to pull a fancy dive from the highest board
>does the flip pretty well
>fucks up the entry and lands belly first on the surface of the water with a sickening "THWOP"

>>36866920
Made a mixtape for my crush in high school

>>36867258
That's pretty autistic

origignal

>>36866987
Denny was something else anon. im not sure what denny was

Stole 2 euros when I was like 12
Was a retard back then and didn't think much

Someone saw, someone snitched. Got confronted about it at school. Im amazed i didn't try to run away from home, not sure how I handled that

please forgive me

>>36866920

The funny thing is that my existence is the most embarrassing thing.

Everyday I am made painfully aware of this fact.

>>36866920
when I was 13 we had a group project and I said we'd "fuck around for a while and then get it done" and they looked at me as if I just insinuated that I wanted to have an orgy and then I explained to them what it meant, they laughed, then I said "I guess that's why the walls in my house are white!"
They didn't say a word to me after that

>>36866920
I told my math class in 7th grade I had aids, I haven't had a gf or a girl talk to me since. It was only a joke...

>>36867310
I am very much aware now, I was a pretty spergy kid until I straightened out in college

I got in a fight with a girl, she beat me up and made me eat her out.

>>36867558
sounds good tho

>>36867569
It wasn't she was cucking me.

>>36867022
Why is every robot always complaining about stuff that is totally sexy?

>>36867600
Greentext that shit dude

>>36866920
Saw a kid fall through a window once
>had these railings outside out school
>kinda like the smooth hadrail type
>some kid is fucking around on them
>tries to jump from the railings over his friend and onto the window ledge
>jumps straight through the window
>I saw the glass pane go up his leg and saw his skin literally split in half

>>36867677
>Came home to find my bf and her in bed
>Lost it and tried to fight her
>Even completely naked she still beat the shit out of me
>Grabbed me (my head) and forced me to eat her out while insulting me
>Dragged me out of the room after and threw me down the stairs
>She went right back to fucking him while I just lay downstairs crying and feeling like trash

My whole life is an embarrassment.

>be out with friend at a club
>he finally pulls a chick
>both completely wasted
>she sits on his lap
>they make out
>she vomits down his throat
>he screams
>ive never dry heaved so much in my life

>>36867745
wut why did your bf do nothing?

i understand him tho sounds pretty hot to look at

i donno ever but i stole something from my friends' house drunk last weekend and now i'm terrifeied to face them in case they know

>>36867803
Not really. He tried to intervene but she just pushed him back down in bed and told him to wait.

>>36867751
This, but in all seriousness I don't really remember anything embarrassing, I just don't care

>>36867827
i would kill someone for a vid of that

>>36867729
Kek, I hope that this is real.

>>36867827
This shit sounds hot as fuck.

>>36867745
you are trash
>not only a cuck
>weak ass cuck

>>36867827
This sounds like a girl I wanna fuck.

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>>36866920
i used to browse gay furry porn on the school laptops during art class. In retrospect, I'm not sure if I got away with it or if nobody just said anything, I don't think I want to know

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You all are nothing

>3rd grade
>feel stinging sensation on my dick while I'm peeing
>get shocked, pull pants back, run back to class
>burst into classroom in the middle of lesson and yell "MY PENIS GOT STUNG!"
>everyone bursts out laughing
>realize I have autism

My penis got stung.

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>>36869888
But why orlginalIy?