Tell your grossest story >greentext

>cough up mucous all the time
>sometimes comes out dark black, brown or clear depending
>spit into empty cup next to computer desk
>use similar looking cup for beverage
>accidentally drink two big gulps of black mucous
>rush, don't make it, puke all over the bathroom floor

>>36866583
i have mucus story as well

>be me
>smoker lungs and asthma
>feelsbadman.png
>have periods where i cough up a lot of mucus
>dont want to get up and go to the toiletsink
>spit into potted plant
>repeat this for a couple of weeks
>look into the pot to see if its become disgusting
>mold everywhere
>think i grew own ecosystem bc of fucking laziness
>i am now a god
>mom took my creation to the trash
>only success and she ruined it

>hate boogers
>hate them with all my soul
>hate them so much I have to pick them out and throw them
>do this so often I start getting bloody boogers
>blood clots, creates bigger boogers, have to pick often
>never healed
There's no story. I'm 24, I have a gf, and I still do this.

I gotchu

>be me
>retard
>walking in hallway at school
>stacy fag comes up to me and is trying to talk to me
>fuckoff.jpg
>autistic screech so she goes away
>she's still there.mp4
>"hey anon how's it goin bud"
>go away pls
> "okay anon well here's a hug for the road"
>notlikethis.jiff
>tries to hug me but I throw up as she starts to embrace
>successful but still disgusting

There ya go

>be me at 14
>shower like 2/3 times a week
>start playing with my anal hair
>discover dry pieces of shit
>one day i try anal masturbation on my bed
>use semen and spit as lube
>the mixture oozes out and stains my bedsheets
the stain is still there iirc