How do normies not get a boner at the beach?

>>36862478
Copious preventative masturbation, I would assume.

>>36862478
By not standing this close and staring at women.

>>36862478
By not watching porn all day long

>>36862502

Yeah it's obviously the robots fault and not the women who are wearing more revealing clothing than 99.9% of men would even consider wearing in public.

>>36862478
Why would anyone intentionally go to a beach anyway?

>sandy
>hot
>no natural shadow
>no drinkable water
>have to pay expensive prices for usual shit because 'it's the only bussiness nearby'
>IRL creep-video material
>normies everywhere
>the 'activity' of choice is laying down on the sun the whole day
>interaction with strangers is seen as creepy and sexually motivated
>fucking sand wvrerywhere

Seriously why would anyone do this to himself on purpose?

>>36862536
I'm not placing blame, it's just not normal to stand that close to someone you don't know at the beach.

>>36862545

Have you ever gone to the beach on comfortable day, put out a blanket and umbrella, and just listened to the sounds of the surf as the warm air flows over you like a blanket lulling you into a tranquil rest?

It can be a great time for relaxation.

>>36862630
More like the sounds of people talking and seagulls screeching

>>36862630
Why not do it in a park or under a tree near the riverbed? The beach is a hostile environment for me I guess

>>36862478
It's hard to get a boner in public

>>36862630
>not using the sounds of your fan and darkness to relax

>>36862478
Well they've gotten laid before, unlike you, so it's not exactly groundbreaking in the horniness department for them to see half naked chicks.

>>36862478
easy
there usually isnt girls there

>>36862536
>Yeah it's obviously the robots fault
Since normies supposedly dont get boners at that, it isnt illogical to say it is robots fault

>>36862545
Walking on sand and sniffing iodine is healthy

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>>36862545
>>no drinkable water
do you kneel down at lakes and drink you fucking retarded animal

>>36862940
I'm not some kind of filthy animal, I have a long straw so I drink standing up

>>36862536
Yes it is the fault of creepy robots. But don't lump all robots together.

>>36862478
Because people are shamed for being aroused if they're male.

>>36862478
Because we are used to sexual input and seeing naked or halfway naked girls in real life so we can differentiate it.

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>>36862799
>Well they've gotten laid before, unlike you, so it's not exactly groundbreaking in the horniness department for them to see half naked chicks.

that's not nice anon, why do you have to hurt me so

>>36862536
And what's the problem here? The best part of summer is watching all those nearly naked women strolling around

>>36863148
That's what you get for asking redundant questions you fuckwit

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>>36863177
>That's what you get for asking redundant questions you fuckwit

you just responded to my first post in this thread, again anon, why do you try to hurt me so

>>36863225
Stfu nigger faggot

>>36862545
swimming is fun. I agree all the rest of that shit is boring. I just ignore everyone else and do my own thing

>>36862545
go there at night and smoke a joint.
no one goes there at night and the sound and smell of the sea is super relaxing

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>>36862478
>he still is attracted to 3D
That's where your problem is

>>36862545
not to mention chaffing, sunburn and the risk of being stung by jellyfish
this guy knows what's up >>36863362 but still, sand is a bitch no matter the situation

I just prefer taking a nice hot bath while listening to the birds outside

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>>36863055
is it a crazy straw tho

>>36862630
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>>36864692
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They don't get boners cause they have seen a live naked ass before in their life

>>36863599
put a mattress on the sand like i do u fucking idiot. when the normies are up to piss on it, bury it under the sand.