What are some of your favourite urban legends/old tales Mine

there's an old wives tale that if i lowered my standards there is actually a female that would be interested in fucking me

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While we're on apocalypse myths.

RAGNAROK.

>>36862470
I assume the emaciated one on the right is Famine, so what the fuck is going on with Pestilence?
Surely he shouldn't look like such a cool motherfucker.

>>36863873
This. All the others are super spot on, what does glowing hair and bow have anything to do with disease?

I like the story about that virgin who died but it was just a prank and he came back 3 days later. Like the Story of that boy yelling wolf when there actually was no wulf. I cant quite remeber the virgins name tho. Did He died in the end? I never heard the end of this story. I always assumed its one of those "and they lived happily after" stories

>>36863897
Kek
Who the fuck painted this thing?
>Fuck pestilence he can be a super saiyan now

>>36863897
That's war, the order goes
>death
>pestilence
>war
>famine

>>36863924
Are you sure? What you claim to be pestilence appears to have arrows stuck in his horse and no signs of disease.

>>36863924
That could make sense. And perhaps War would wear a crown, of a sort.

But then why would Pestilence have a sword and a banner and be screaming into a fight? His warhorse also has some arrows stuck in it.

Thread full of baiting faggots triggering my OCD. I suggest you all get AIDS from your crack whore of a mother.

>>36863833
Here in Italy we have the Gabibbo, which is pretty much the same thing.

>>36863923
>>36863951 (Me)
>>36863957
I looked it up and apparently the four horsemen are actually Death, Famine, War and Conquest. Conquest rides a white horse and War rides a Red Horse, so that is Conquest. (Famine rides a Black Horse and Death rides a Pale Horse). Conquest has also been called Pestilence, which appears to be a far newer interpretation.

>>36863833
Why is Jormungard so tiny? I though he coils around the world several times and we wouldvhave seen him from anywhere in the world if not for the ocean

>>36864001
Maybe he's just really, really, really long. He could be thin as a rake but long beyond belief, like my dick.

>>36864000
Conquest seems like such a strange choice for an apocalyptic herald.

Conquest builds civilisation.