*Stretches arms*
Looks like, it's time for you to go off to work, wagie.
You don't want to be late again or you know Mr. Goyum might actually fire you this time.
Don't forget to bring your briefcase and your laptop. Don't want to fuck up as always, cuckboy.
I've been up listening to The Smashing Pumpkins full discography for the past few hours and posting cute chubby girls on 4chan. Also made some delicious cinnamon rolls. What...you've never made cinnamon rolls at 4 AM? Ah, the poor life of a wagecuck must be a hard one indeed. I even had time to count all my money. Man, life is good...well for one of us.
Well, good luck, you know what they say, another day worked,...another day wasted.
>>36861813
the worker is the goy, his boss is a shekelberg. You kinda screwed that up.
That said, I am living on neetbux, and will spend my day making and playing videogames while wagies work for Mr.Berg
feels good man.
socialism in action
I actually decided to quit just this very night. It's 4:52am now and I was suppose to be in at 10am. This it the second time I've decided to call it quits on life and hopefully I'll die this time.
Life goal : Eating good food every day
Eating good food every day requires : Lotsa Money
Lotsa Money requires : A good job
A good job requires : A good education
A good education requires : Some Money <--- I'm here
Some Money requires : A small job
A small job requires : Dedication
Dedication requires : Energy / Happiness
Energy requires : Basic Food intake
Happiness requires : Basic Food intake
Basic Food Intake requires : Not much at all, honestly.
See? Life as a wagecuck is easy.
>>36861899
How do you plan on leaving us, this time?
>>36861965
>Energy requires : Basic Food intake
>Happiness requires : Basic Food intake
Today i got accepted at this carpentry workshop for internship.
Been literally doing nothing for the past 3 weeks.
Now I have atleast something to do.
Wagies are so pathetic. I don't think they'll be getting up until another hour or two. They wouldn't be so bad if not for the backwards attitude. Somehow they think they are better than us despite the fact they have jobs. Ask them the last book they read or the last big thing they made outside of work and they begin stuttering and stammering while sweating profusely.
>>36862599
>and they begin stuttering and stammering while sweating profusely
Why would they though? Most wagecucks are not socially autistic like yourself.
>>36862599
i think im better than you because i make more money than you.
>>36862822
>>36863130
>this damage control
Really hit a nerve huh? Now fuck off back to work slaves
> Mr Goyum
What the heck did OP mean by this? Was Mr. Sheckelstein too anti-Semitic for OP? Maybe OP is one of those ultra-Orthodox Jews who are forbidden from having a job and instead leech off welfare while studying their accursed Talmud.
>>36863186
>he thinks he hit a nerve when i reply calmly and polietly!
>ishygddt
>>36861813
I'm 20 op and I've saved $11,000
being a wagie is completely worth it for the peace of mind, you don't have to be a normie either because I would have just spent it all on clubbing and buying jewelry for the gf and instead all I use it for is weekly groceries and petrol
>>36863197
>>36861850
>>36861813
I was going to create my remarkable thread until I came across this wannabe.
Gentlemen, I am the original man posting these threads weekly. This here is a fake. An impostor I tell you. Give him a break lads, he is not at my level of NEET superiority quite yet.
OP, thank you for covering my posting shift this time. While you are still flawed, I am impressed nonetheless, and I confide in you to improve on your mistakes until you are good enough to take my place when I am not available.
Forgive me my fellow NEET. I was too busy creating an astonishing piano composition while waiting for my tiramisu with gold shavings to finish baking in my luxurious kitchen. Picture very much related.
Now, fellow wagecucks, enough about me. This is about you. Get to working you filthy slaves! I've got a brunch date with Stacy at 10 and shall go on and get ready now. I must look fresh and sharp for m'lady. Toodle-oo slaves, and remember, another day, another dollar!