Give me a good opening line, robots.

>>36860439
Hello pretty girl usually works.

>>36860439

>getting tinder matches


Reeee vacate the premises normie

>>36860439
>telatron

Ask her to absorb you into the singularity.

>>36860439
Bleach is a wonderful drink

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>>36860503
It is okaycupid dumbass and in all probability she has not even glanced at his profile and will not message him back when he sends her a message.
>I send a girl a message
>See she visits me
>Sends nothing back

God it is so painful. The rejection online and IRL is starting to eat away at me. I imagine all the women avert their eyes or maybe throw up in their mouths when they get a look at me.

Ay bby u want sum fuck?

>>36860439
CALLING TELATRON
DATING CIRCUITS ACTIVE

>>36860439
Fuck off normie scum. Go shit up another board with your fucking Tinder bullshit. You are not welcome here.

>>36860534
I turn on private visiting for that reason

>>36860560
lmao it's not Tinder it's OKC and I haven't matched with her.

>>36860439
do u like white pizza?

>>36860439
be like
how did you get the 0.2 lead pencil to draw your eyebrows with? who are you trying to stab with that fencing spear

>>36860439
You're a milf. Let's make you a double milf.

Good opener for her I think.

She looks like a milf and dresses like one.

>>36860439
tell her about the details from the last time you completed a cumplay roulette you rolled on /b/

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>>36860766
dubs demands it
deliver op

Give me a real opening line, robots. I still haven't sent anything.

>>36860927
kys dubs already told you what to do only trips or higher is going to over write that

>>36860927
"What do you know about the jews?"

>>36860439
How about reading her bio, you stupid nigger.

>>36861298
I have. She has a mild Aspergers. Does that give a 5'10 average looking white guy a chance?

>>36860439
>24
>that face
Doubt.jpg

>>36861353
>She has a mild Aspergers
Is that all in her bio, if it's okcupid there has to be more.

>Does that give a 5'10 average looking white guy a chance?
if she finds you interesting

>>36861378
She looks like she has great tits tho

>>36861391
*in->of

>>36861391
She's only looking short term because she likes her alone time and doesn't want anything serious. She likes hockey. That's about it. Short term probably means she only wants Chads though.

>>36860439
Show titties, please.
and
Your lips suggest you are good at blowjobs. Wanna give it a try?

always worked for me

>>36860439
>'want to come home and inspect my fritzl cellar?'

"Telatron? Just like telamon, a developer for roblox; my favourite game. do you play?"

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>>36861428
Tits look amazing there.

>>36861428
Poor bastard, thirst fried his brain.

>>36861419
If you matched it means you have something in common, but the way you present it you yourself seem not very interested.

As for short term relationship, it can mean anything.

>>36860439
>"Babe, I'd love to watch you lay a big snake out that asshole."

>>36861494
I'm interested, I just think she's probably out of my league since I haven't had much success.

If i was a dog i would be shibe in you

>>36861458
I don't think this girl is Op daughter. I suggest to call it sperglord homebase instead.

>>36861541
>out of my league
Maybe, maybe not. Wouldn't worry about it.

What you and her have in common?

>>36861598
We both like hockey and that's about it.

>>36861614
So start with that.

I know shit about hockey, so I wont give you any specifics, but you could for example playfully (this is important) imply that your favorite team is better than her or something like that (just don't be antagonistic, obviously)

>>36861671
Aight thanks robot, I'll try that. Will post results if she responds.

>>36861769
Wish you original luck.

>>36860439
Say BEEP BOOP

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>>36860534
>girl likes your profile
>you message her
>she doesn't reply

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

>>36860439
obvs a scam/catfish

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Okay just I sent a message. Hopefully I get a reply, robots. Her being super sex driven makes me worried she's just a slut looking for Chads though.

>>36862032
>ages 18-50
>short-term dating and new "friends"

she's here for Chads and sugar daddies

>>36862032
Just don't get upset if she doesn't respond immediately.

Also don't respond immediately yourself.

>>36862074
Yeah, I'm not a Chad or Tyrone so I'm not expecting a response.

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No response yet. Pic is probably what's happening.

Fuck I hate dating so much.

>>36862415
To be fair, I'd react like that too if someone told me Joy Division and Radiohead were two of their favorite bands.

>>36862191
>>36862415
you sound like you really want to fail
also this>>36862094

>>36862454
Because failing is all I fucking do on OKCupid.

>one date in a year on that site
>ended after one date
>didn't get laid.

fml.

>>36862471
Come on dude. You are asking on /r9k/ about pick up lines and you are surpirsed that you have near zero success rate?

Seriously read up some guides on how to make good profiles etc.

>>36862094
>don't respond immediatly yourself
I send a message to a girl pretty late in the evening last weekend and she immediatly responded, like within 5 sec she had read it and was typing a responce (this was in whatssapp). Best feeling in the world.
Why wait? I mean it's pretty cute right, if they respond immediatly? That means they're randomly online at the same time and you know they there doing the same thing as you right now, which is funny to think about, or they're really interested in you already.

>>36862510
That's true, but I figured I'd talk to the people who would best understand my situation.

>>36862528
on those more speed oriented sites/apps sure, but on sites that are slower it would only make you look desparate (at least early on)

>>36862531
I understand you situation, but I don't think you do.

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>>36860439

En Taro Adun, Telatron. I am Judicator Aldaris, and I have been sent by the Conclave to serve and counsel you. The former executor, Tassadar, was commanded to halt the Zerg progress in the Terran sector by burning the infested human worlds.

Unfortunately, he disregarded his orders and attempted to destroy the Zerg while sparing the Terrans from the flame. Clearly, Tassadar has failed us. You must not.

The Conclave has dictated that our first priority is to strengthen our defenses. You must reinforce our outpost in Antioch and make sure that the province does not fall to the Zerg. Your old comrade, Praetor Fenix, will meet you there and assist you in this endeavor.

>>36861998
a different kind of opening message would be my first guess

"hey, mummy's gonna let me out of the house in an hour or two, wanna give me suckies?"

>>36860439
Riddle me this
Riddle me that
It's long and hard
And fits in your twat
What is it?

>>36860439
>24
laughing my FUCKING ass off tbqh