Name 3 things better than doing this.

becoming president of the United States and taking control of the vehicle of state.

>>36860270
did her pussy just skip time?

Completing a marathon

>>36860270
1: Fapping
2: eating really good food
3: getting paid

This question isn't relevant for me, because attractive women discriminate me based on bad looks and being short so I never get to experience this due to their decision.

A fat cock slamming into your prostate

>>36860270
Loving someone and that someone loving you.
Be immortal.
Be a animal without capacity of thinking more than what you have in front of you. Live your life with purely intuition.

>>36860328
>A fat cock slamming into your prostate
Correct answer

People who haven't experienced prostate orgasms haven't lived

>>36860316
don't forget sleeping

mastering the touge in my hachiroku

>>36860270
>Prostate orgasms
>Winning the lottery
>Runner's high

>>36860270
>takes all of him

pretty impressive. i have trouble taking more than 4"

>>36860295
no, she's just very loose. webm shows a literal town bike.

>>36860316

>getting paid

Either roastie or person who doesn't live on their own.

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>auto racing
>crazy ass dreams
>crushing your enemies
sex is okay but I could name so many more things that are more fun

>>36860270
Not raising kids
Not paying child support
Not having herpes on your cock

>>36860270
>not having to talk to women and deal with mood swings
>not getting STD's
>not getting cheated on or breaking up in some terrible way after wasting 1 to 7 years of your life with a woman

That pussy looks so sloppy, like there's no grip or friction, how would you even cum? I think I've ruined my cock from wanking too much. I need to squeeze it really tight.

>>36860414
>i have trouble taking more than 4"
Sounds perfect, please be in Brisbane.

1. Never worrying about getting anyone pregnant
2. Never worrying about catching STDs
3. Cultivating my vital life force prana by retaining semen for months at a time

Those two people have very aesthetic genitalia.

>>36860270
Am the only one who thought that looked disgusting?

>>36860486
it's the average size of a vagine so take your pick

>>36860574

Compared to what? Do you find all sex disgusting?

>>36860652
>it's the average size of a vagine
they stretch

>>36860474
cervix sucks the tip and tries to pull his dick in. it's quite freaky when you think about it

>>36860660
Kinda.
I always have this sense that it's wrong.

>>36860270
Oh wow my dick is pretty much identical to that

Hitting a target at 500m
Sore legs after a long hike
Passing out after the forementioned hike

>>36860270
Listening to Beethoven
Watching Shakespeare
Reading Tolstoy

>shooting heroin
>licking ass
>feet on face

>>36860270
Prostate orgasms
Getting a good night's sleep and waking up refreshed
Cuddling with your SO
Going to an orchestra concert

I could go on.

>>36860414
>4"

how do you even take that..?

>lamps
>toothpaste
>Jackie Chan

>>36860824
>tfw getting into bed after a long day and knowing you don't have to get up in the morning

>>36860704
Probably not in size though.
You're probably 5"

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>>36860270
from the thumbnail i thought that it was a cute boy with smooth legs and a big dick

pic related

i'm very disappointed that it wasn't

>>36861519
This picture is a Finnish guy. Not him definitely

>>36860270
>that same thing while being uncut
>getting a bj while being uncut
>faping while being uncut
>literally antthing while being uncut

>>36861519
Damn it my dick is only 2/3rds of that and I want to be a top.
Am I fucked?

>>36862085
He's a bottom don't worry anon. Also he's really buff and stuff

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>>36860270
>Fapping to Felix Argyle
>Fapping to traps in general
>Fapping to crossdressers

>>36860270
Landing a Kickflip after bailing a few times.

1) qtip in itchy ear
2) vigorously scratching a mosquito bite
3) using a vibrator on your dick

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>>36860270
>getting money
>lifting
>beating roguelikes

>>36860320

Are you Spanish?

oregano basil garlic

>>36862892

Do you like roguelikes better than first person dungeon crawlers? If so, why?

>>36860339
>Loving someone and that someone loving you.
>Be immortal.
those and reading good books or have an interesting discussion - I'm sapiosexual

1) Good booze
2) Good food
3) A good movie

>>36862906
Roguelikes tend to have impossibly crazy interactions and item combinations. It objectively fires way more neurons.

>>36861258
>my dick is identical to that
>must be of different size
Not my fault your cock is small

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Gay sex
Sex with lolis
Drugs

>>36860270
Putting it in her butt instead.

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>>36860789
>>shooting heroin

This anon knows his shit