MONDAY, wagie! Time to go to work!

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*Yaaaaaaawn*...

Oh, good morning Wagecuck. Fancy seeing you here this early.

Just kidding, I know Mr. Shekels told you to come in early this morning. I'm getting ready to head to sleep now, I was up all night studying other languages so I could become a hobby diplomat. Just something I have all the time in the world to do, because I'm not like you, Wagie. Run along now, you wouldn't want to be late. Mr. Shekels is gonna be having you work a double shift today.

You know what they say: "another day, another dollar."

NOOOOoooooOOOOOO!!! 5 more minutes!

At work right now neetbois

Mad I'm just shitposting and chilling while making 55k a year out of college?

Watched playoffs during work went out to grab late night food.

Work 3 days a week too. Pretty much r9ks dream job

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>living the quality semi neet life
>get a day 8 hour/5 days job randomly
>get treated pretty well apart from one particular week that i wanted to strangulate about everyone
>work like mad that week
>get fired till the end of the month cause summer brings sales down
>start working on my old company again a week straight after they backstabbed me (no warnings ,passed it off as a vacation at first etc)
>back to absolute cancer nighttime physically demanding 70 hours a week minimum

ILL FUCKING ENDURE I NEED THAT MOTORCYCLE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>36860637
>hobby diplomat

>>36861108
>allergic to the most used material in the industry,only appeared after getting started on the field
>not near as much time as i should have to play vidya
>not near enough time to listen to music
>not near enough time to do anything but sleep and work

how is this considered okay in 2k+20-3

Wish i had a job to go to desu.

>>36861108
>70 hours a week
this shit needs to end

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>>36860637
>, I was up all night studying other languages so I could become a hobby diplomat.

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4 hours till the weekend for me.

>>36861876

Fuck. I did not men to post that. Oh well.

>>36861894
Subtle brag fag

>>36861876
I like your eyes.

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>36859912

It's actually my day off

>>36859912
God I wish I could get a job.

>>36860637
>so I could become a hobby diplomat
Hi there friendo! It seems youre not quite aware how diplomats work.

Well since they are important people who deal with sensitive information, you have to be vetted! That means a government agency looks into you, your history, that of your friends and family!

Its a very thorough process, and very expensive.

Oh hang on there friendo! You dont have a job? But you need an employer whose part of a collection of authorised companies who can actually order a vetting service to be performed!

Oh you wanted to impress them with your language skills! How cute. Whats that? You want to start a small business so you can purchase the process that way? Sorry friendo, but only the big boys get to even look at the process.

And you, neetyboy, arent one of them.

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>>36861108
Poor wagie. How about I fill your wagie boi pucci with my strong NEET cum after your shift. Submit to your NEET master.

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>>36861989
Congrats on the day off wagie. How about you come take a load off by getting my load off in your boi pucci. Serve your NEET master just like you serve Pharoah Shelkstien.

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>>36861087
My strong NEET cock demands your boi pucci. Submit wagie.

Why do you neets assume everyone works in the morning?

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>>36863901
Shut the fuck up wagie and open your mouth. Time to receive a large prescription of NEET cum.

>>36862097
Why? I recently became NEET myself and it's way better then being a wagecuck. If you have no kids, no wife, no hope of ever getting those things you really don't need much money to live well. Do people realize their entire lives were designed by some shekelstein to make some other shekelstein richer. Your first test, everyday in school, college, all of it, your entire existence, it's sole purpose to make someone wealthy at the cost of your life. I will never understand anyone who thinks working is better then being a NEET.

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>>36864016
Well said fellow NEET. While the wageslaves were wasting away thier lifes for Mr. Sheklestien, our cocks evolved into superior NEET cocks. Now it is the wagies duty to obey and receive our NEET cum.

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Just got my first job ever. I like it so far. Its honest hard work that drives the country but I know of the neet life and its benefits. Maybe neet here can teach me some japanese or something during my days off. Take care now neet and dont forget to take a stretch break after shitposting for an hour.

Toasting from work haha gettin paid 2 surf le chans xD nice try neet

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Just have time to squeeze out my morning shit

>>36861115
He'll tell at people for having jobs on Japanese forums, in addition to doing so here