>getting lunch at campus cafeteria building
>in line for mystery meat and other delectables
>cafeteria is literally staffed by former convicts for some reason, a badly kept secret
>ask black lady behind the counter for meatballs and pasta
>she gives me pasta, but no meatballs
>politely ask for meatballs
>"aw hell naow now i know you didn't ax for meatballs"
>ask again
>she gets progressively more agitated, to the point of threatening to attack me
>"imma beat ur ass"
> i instinctively consider grabbing the meatballs myself with my bare hands and running off
>decide to contact the cafeteria manager instead
>tell her i was literally threatened by this lunch lady
>manager is a plump white middle aged woman, promises to give her a stern 'talking to'
>don't see that worker for a while, until about a month later
>she is outside the cafeteria parking lot screeching at her phone and cursing so loudly i heard it halfway across campus
>never disciplined or fired
>>36856315
>>don't see that worker for a while, until about a month later
>>she is outside the cafeteria parking lot screeching at her phone and cursing so loudly i heard it halfway across campus
>>never disciplined or fired
sounds like she was fired to me OP
prank idea: shit or cum in the meatballs before she eats them
Why would she deny you meatballs? I don't get it
>>36856315
You really think they'd fire someone black AND female?
>3 years ago
>Had history power point group project due a week or two before the finals
>Project started at week 4 of semester
>Didn't do jack shit with it
>Head of the project gets on eveyone's asses about it
>She's a mix of Black and Native American (I'll dub Bena) and has a "besty" that's white (Besty), also in the class
>Meet up the next day before class starts
>Bena and Besty show up with what little they have with the project with their netbooks
>I don't have much and am falling asleep with my Laptop
>Most of the work is done on my laptop since their's is slow as shit, not like mine's any better but it gets the job done at a reasonable pace
>Bena wants to save some pics on my laptop
>Allow her to
>She saves some stuff
>She's now looking for saved stuff
>Forgot I saved some porn on it from a few days ago.
>She sees it
>She's taken aback but finds her stuff
>Mentions it to Besty
>both of them tease me about it
>get a bit pissed but finish up the power point
>Head to class
>Prof gives everyone another week to finish it.
We meet every now and then, but they don't shut up about it when it's brought up.
>>36856315
similar
>first day of college
>get in line for lunch
>see black lunch lady putting absolutely minuscule droplets of pork on the pulled pork sandwiches
>ask black lunch lady behind the counter for some extra pork
>"HAHAHAHA HE SAID 'CAN I GET SUM EXRA PORK'"
>leave tray on the buffet slider, leave cafeteria, never go back
thank god i graduated last week, that fucking place was a shithole
fuck niggers
more specifically fuck anybody who works at a college and doesn't hold a degree themselves
>>36857062
Congratulations on your graduation