Hey guys, William Shatner here

post spoon pic

>>36856073
Hi Bill, I listened the heck out of your album when I was younger. You're a truly talented man.

shut up Wesley

Hahaha

PRAISE BE TO WILLIAM SHATNER PRAISE BE

>>36856073
I'm going to kill you, William Shatner.

People actually think William Shatner runs his own twitter account.

Holy fucking shit it's Captain Kirk

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>>36856130
Thanks I, wrote a lot of it myself.

>>36856073
>This MGTOW thing will lead to the end of our country.
As if third world immigration isn't going to that already?

I saw Henry Rollins do a spoken word performance at a festival once and he talked about you keep every fanart fans send you, is this true?

>>36856073
>browsing /b/ in 2017
>breaking rules 1&2 ever
fucking pathetic

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>>36856073
Prove it Will.
Post this meme on tinder
>pic related is the meme
Also my grandpa grew up in the same neighborhood as you in Montreal.

>>36856167
I was referring to Has Been, I didn't even know you had an earlier one

>>36856073
I thought he was dead

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>>36856073
I fucking love propane

>>36856073
>This MGTOW thing will lead to the end of our country
This
1488

>>36856073
I consider you family, Bill. Even if we have never met or ever will.

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>>36856164
the grandkids help
>>36856165
Hello
>>36856243
likewise

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Thank you, based Captain Cook!

>he's canadian

I can see what he doesn't go on /int/ or /pol/. I'd be ashamed and pissed off at my countrymen enough to leave or use a proxy.

Hey Bill. Is it true you could never remember the damned lines?

>>36856073
I tried to see you in Phoenix Comic Con to have you sign my Pulp album, but you charged $45

You obviously do not care about the Common People.

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>>36856205
At this point, it's all a blur honestly. I've had so many stops and starts trying to get material recorded over the years... many albums in limbo or abandoned, sadly
>>36856295
close enough
>>36856360
day of the rake I hear....
>>36856364
it's true that working 18 hour days under hot lights in itchy costumes will piss a guy off

You know, I never really considered the thought of William fucking Shatner coming to 4chan, but it makes perfect sense now that you mention it. I could definitely see him shitposting on the weekends or on downtime.

That being said, I have to ask the mandatory 4chan questions just incase. Who is your waifu and what anime is your favorite?

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I am going to kill you, William Shatner.

dont lie to us, man. please. show proof please.

>>36856073
>William Shatner himself is here on a Mongolian basket weaving board
This place truly is a merry land of wonder and extreme autism.

>>36856425

I would imagine it would piss me off as well, fuck that. All the money in the world couldn't get me to put up with Hollywood.

I was going to also ask you about that Comedy Central roast, namely, why in the hell would you even consider being on ANYTHING Comedy Central? The payout must have been pretty generous to put up with that particular strain of cancer.

>>36856073
Would William Shatner really have a picture of himself on his computer with the name "shatner"?

>>36856637
Why would he not anon?

>>36856656
People rarely use their own last name for naming pictures of themselves. It's usually something like "me". Even using a first name is more likely.

I forgive you for Star Trek 5 Bill, we all do. Those who don't are faggots anyways

>>36856637
He's William FUCKING Shatner anon. He probably has an entire folder ready to go.

>>36856637
What the hell else would he call it?

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>>36856521
the chick from Futurama might be ok if she had more eyes, don't watch a lot of anime really, the grandkids like old dragonball, so I see a bit of that

>>36856572
not sure I want that headline

>>36856602
seems pretty nice, yea

>>36856616
well, they like to make a lot of promises outside of contract. The way things go in rehearsal aren't always the way they end up on air... and because of the nature of the program that is a legal grey area. Wouldn't do it again.

>>36856637
I grabbed it off the web. Why would I have my portrait just sitting here handy? I'm not full of myself guy

>>36856686
I know

>>36856681

Unless he just, you know, googled a picture of himself? 4chan has a reputation, you know, and it's not necessarily a good one. It's a reputation that could ruin careers.

I mean yeah, it's unlikely that this is actually William Shatner, but if it actually is, why pass up the opportunity to have a chat?

>>36856073
>This MGTOW thing will lead to the end of our country.
isn't shatner canadian?
nothing against canada but we all know you're going to upgrade to joining the u.s. after england lets it go

>>36856714
Hey will, what did you think of the Star Trek reboot movies? Do you dislike them as I do?

>>36856716
>4chan has a reputation, you know, and it's not necessarily a good one. It's a reputation that could ruin careers.
He already tweeted about going on 4chan. How would a little confirmation hurt?

>>36856714
Willy boy, what is your favorite album that isn't one of your own?

>>36856716
Shatner is 86 years old, the original James Kirk, and has quite a fortune to live off of. He could do nothing but publicly shitpost 24/7 and his rep would still be intact. Hanging around for a bit won't hurt him in the slightest. That being said I would love to see a mega thread on /pol/ just to see what happens.

>>36856803
He tweeted about going to relatively normal or benign places on 4chan anon. That's way different than confirming you're actively answering questions on a place with a reputation like /r9k/. Remember, normies still associate us with mass shooters and grinches with face masks.

Its really him. Reverse image search the photo of him napping with shaving cream on his face.

Bill, how much about does/did price line pay?

>>36856073
Did you cry at Nimoys funeral?

I refuse to believe that fucking Captain Kirk browses /x/.

>>36856714
>not sure I want that headline
Bullshit since shatner already admitted browsing 4chan

>>36856714

Just a few more questions, if you don't mind indulging me a bit. It's not every day you get to talk to William Shatner, y'know?

Anyway, I'll start with the more light-hearted query first: I notice you said on your twitter account that you visit /x/ with some frequency, what's your opinion on the state of the board? Have you been visiting for some time? Are you as tired as I am of the constant role-play threads and succubus bullshit?

Oh yeah, and how do you feel about the Star Trek reboots?

I was curious about how you really feel about all the assholes who shit on you for missing Leonard Nimoy's memorial service. I've seen press releases and that kind of thing, but I want to hear it straight from the source. Also, I'm sorry if it pisses on an otherwise good night shitposting on /r9k/ of all places.

Thanks for your time, Bill.

>>36856637
>He doesn't have a picture of himself named "anon" on his computer
wtf?

>>36856073
Are you salty about JJ Abrams not letting you be in the new Star Trek movies?

>>36856976
Fuck Jew Jew Abrams and fuck you.

>>36856949
Hey hes seen enough weird things to be a believer

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>>36856747
>I voted Trudeau

>>36856795
I like to think of them as their own, separate creation. They were done so far long after Gene and it's really a completely different time. 2000 compared to 2015 is much more different than 1975 compared to 1990

>>36856876
anything by The Hoff

>>36856901
they always haggle

>>36856937
of course

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If you could have said anything to Jame Doohan before he passed, what would it have been?

>>36857009
Its really you.....

You are extremely healthy for your age -- please tell me if you take vitamins, and if so, what kind?

>>36856073
I WANT TO BELIEVE I WANT TO BELIVE

>>36857009
Can you prove this is 100% you by tweeting a certain phrase or something related to this thread?
I want to believe.

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>>36856956
not really there often enough to follow what's going on. I definitely like the Knowledge Bomb threads and things like that are interesting to ponder, the occult stuff I stay away from.

Leonard knows what happened

>>36856976
who?

>>36857028
I love you

>>36857036
healthy? Have you seen me lately?

>>36857038
How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life.

>>36856073
Is liking traps, i.e. trans women, make you gay?

>>36857091
Well, you're the healthiest and strongest octogenarian I've seen. You could pass for 25 years younger than you really are and I'm not trying to kiss your ass I genuinely believe that. The tweet you have pinned about your children is very special. You are a good person and I wish you many more years of happiness.

>>36857091
On the off chance that it is shatner, your voice in commercials was ASMR for me as a kid. Also that episode of Star Trek where you're trapped in a viewing chamber by those big headed mind reading aliens that lived underground was my favorite episode.

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>>36857127
traps are gay, my friend

>>36857154
well thank you very much. I don't take the best care of myself, but have been very blessed and am grateful.

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>William Shatner is hosting a Q&A on /r9k/

>>36857091
How was patrick stewart on the set of generations? always wondered how he was personally

>>36857091

>>36856956 is me

Ahh, I see. Yeah, I have the same browsing habits when it comes to /x/. The Occult threads are pretty bullshit anyway, just an extension of LARPing except these retards actually believe they have MAGICAL POWUHZ.

I'm sure that he does know what happened, and I'm sure he understands.

I can't think of much else to say, except that it was cool as fuck to be able to have a chat with William Shatner.

Live long, friend.

>>36857194
traps aren't gay, they're just cute girls with a surprise and an enjoyable amount of mental instability.

>>36857091

What happened to Boston Legal? I loved that show. Lots of bonding experiences watching it with my dad. Did the Hollywood Jews just decide it was no longer valuable for pushing liberal propaganda?

>>36857221
Senpai. They're gay. Just accept it. Move on. Enjoy them for what they are but they're gay.

>>36857194 who was the funniest person on the original series set?

Hi Bill, just wanted to say you're /our guy/

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>>36857197
He didn't list /r9k/ as part of the boards he lurks

could be a fake

>>36857194
>traps are gay, my friend
Glad you settled the great debate. Do you mind if we quote you on that in the future?

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>>36857194
Will, I love you but why?

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>>36857202
Patrick is very serious about his work. You won't get a lot of jokes from him on set, but once we're off set he's a riot, life of the party

>>36857217
you as well, see you in the next knowledge bomb thread, perhaps

>>36857259
show biz isn't kind

>>36857279
Leonard. By far. He didn't say much, but his words were like sledgehammers

What do you think of the new Star Trek movies, Bill?

>>36857009

>Posing with attractive women
>No hover hand

REEEEE GET OUT NORMIE

Did you ever fuck George Takei in the boimanko?

>>36857351
are you the real FBIanon?

William I usually use kayak.com I'm sorry

how much does your hair restoration or wig cost?

Do you prefer to be called Will or Bill?

>>36857351
you ever look through the star trek threads on /tv/?

>>36857351
>show biz isn't kind

I get that. Anyway, Denny Crane was a great character and I thought you played the part brilliantly. Were you and James Spader friends in real life?

someone tell hiroshima to rename /r9k/ to /larp/ onegai

>>36857351
How many shirts did you go through for star trek?

How much did you get consulted for the new Star trek series?

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How's life in general going?

do you fuck with the war, Bill?

When you gonna get a Star Wars cameo, dude?

>>36857351

Why are celebrities such dicks to normal people? Every story I've heard of a celebrity encounter involved the celebrity being an arrogant asshole to everyone.

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>>36857309
Glad to hear it!

>>36857349
one of the great mysteries of the universe

>>36857386
I don't really hear the difference anymore, I get both constantly depending on the person. Either is fine, really

>>36857399
not much, really. Been there, done that. Sometimes, though sure

>>36857403
Denny Crane was almost scary for me... getting older you can't help but fear that you might be losing it... (aren't we all) and yes, me and James hung out often, great guy

>>36857408
1) lots
2) not much

>>36857421
I could not have asked for a more perfect life, I owe a great deal

>>36857460
I'm stumped

thanks for the questions guys, I do have to be on my way, though. I'll be lurking

>>36856191
>taking the rules seriously

nigga everyone knows rules 1+2 are fight club references

>>36857521
You used to do Twilight Zone back in the day, only reason why I started watching it actually, would you do parts in Black Mirror if offered?

>>36857571

He's gone bro.

>>36857521

>thanks for the questions guys, I do have to be on my way, though. I'll be lurking

>>36856073
Please notice me senpai.

Just missed him. Was gonna ask about his ufo encounter lol

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>>36857009
>>I voted Trudeau
cool story bro
guess who i voted for

>>36856073
Thanks for doing an AMA, Shatner.
>tfw you missed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHQsEGIxJh4

>>36856073
I want to believe

Shatner, I love ya.

>>36857783
That wasn't him you fucking moron.

>>36856073
You should stop by >>>/mlp/ when your episode airs.

>>36856195
I'm going to make a bunch of fake male and female accounts with this bio. Thanks for the inspiration.

>You need to stop blaming your "waifus" for your problems.
what did he mean by this

>>36856073
Bill, I'm warning ya. Please don't go on /mlp/, you'll probably be scarred for life and/or hooked on it. I've seen some shit you wouldn't believe on there.