I DON'T LOVE MYSELF ANYMORE

Eating a pizza in the Dominoes parking lot. Ask me anything. Hopefully you learn from me.

>>36855719
HTF do you eat a pizza in a car?

>>36855694

I love pizza, man. It tastes so good!

Pizza is life. lol

Also that pizza looks like PAC MAN! HAHAHAAHAHAHHA! LOL! Cheer up bro! Lve yourself nigga!

If you're going to get pizza, why get the shittiest pizza on earth?

>>36855694
the veggies on it counteract the unhealthiness of the cheese, carbs and grease, you're all good.

>>36855973
Like this mayn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfwdBu2O0co

>>36856005
Oh what kind of pizza is good in your opinion?
>>36855973
I live with my parents and it might get cold if I drive back and eat it at home.
>>36855990
Thanks friend

>>36855719
Damn. Last week I went through the Little Caesar's drivethru and bought 2 hot-n-ready pizzas. I ate an entire pizza on the way home, then finished the second one a few hours later. I shit blood the next morning and bought 3 more pizzas because it was my day off and I was high

I'm a fat degenerate

>anything but meat on pizza

D R O P P E D

>>36856064

>he thinks his shitty pizza opinion means jack shit

You probably eat chain garbage too.

>>36855694
that looks really good for dominos

>>36856038
>Oh what kind of pizza is good in your opinion?
Just about anything that isn't Dominoes; it just tastes so bad.

>>36856135
>le eat at a local pizza place maymay
Back to le dd it you normie

>>36856155

Chains wouldn't be as plentiful and profitable as they are if they weren't the pleb tier normie choice you retard.

>>36856155
Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, etc. all taste fine to me but Dominoes just makes me gag

>work at Domino's full time because I'm a dropout moron
>get sick thinking about the stuff

And I'm such a fat fuck too. Blehhh

>>36856241
Hi OP here, at my local Dominoes there's a lot of bantering between the guy staff. Is this normal?

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>>36856263
Ummm... Yeah, I suppose it is. Why do you ask?

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And.... done.

Ask me anything

>>36856340

Why didn't you eat it while sitting at your computer at home like a real robot for maximum comfy?

>>36856382
No time to waste obviously

>>36856382
Because fuck you, that's why fag.

>>36856527
phoneposter normalfags need to go

>>36856666
You need to die you degenerate.

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>>36856687
Boys, boys! Don't fight!

Drink... This!

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>>36855694
>He unironicaly likes Domino's pizza
you seriously need to kill yourself

Got a 10 piece nugget meal, large fries, large sprite, 2 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, and 2 bacon egg and cheese biscuits.
So far I've knocked out the fries, both mcchickens, one mcdouble, and one biscuit. Regret is starting to wash over me.

>>36856340
Is that a ford focus?

>>36856769
what is this
oringangtu

What is the most /r9k/ has eaten in the span of 24 hours?

>>36855694
You'll soon find out how wrong you were tonight

>>36856340
>done
why don't you eat the crust?

>>36856886
it's not bad. i'd take it any day over pizza hut

>>36855694
I wish I could eat pizza.

It's been almost two years since the last one now that I think about it

>>36857915
Not him, but crust is basically pizza bones. Only eat the crust if your pizza access is less than you can eat.
t. fatty

>>36857119
Just search dirt lamb

Oops I'm two hours late

>>36856340
>Ask me anything

do you live out of your car?

>>36856033
god dammit i hate these fuickin weird ass niggers

that said, who the fuck cant eat a whole pizza in one 10 minute session?

i could eat a whole pizza in like 5.

>tfw sometimes I order a burrito and eat it standing up at the bus stop right outside Baja Fresh

Is this more cringe than eating in your car in the parking lot?

>>36855694
Fuck, bro. Why did you have to say that?

I've been doing the same shit. Except my weakness has been McDonalds breakfast and Church's chicken.

I just sit in my car and listen to talk radio. It's like I'm living in shame

>>36858784
>pizza access
What?

>>36856210
shut up ytou fagget. any pizza is decent, dominoes is just pizza. it's better than frozen pizza, and its better than little caesars. it's just pizza, how the fuck does pizza make you gag unless its got hairs and shit on it or something?

>>36855694
>ANYMORE
l'm jealous.

>>36856666
sick get orignringeoigoeirgnioer

>>36859206
Domino's employee here

The crust is largely cornmeal instead of being 100% flour, and the tomato sauce is this awful from concentrate crap unless you ask for "marinara"

Imo even papa John's is noticeably better and I'm not a picky guy

>>36859206
He just wants to want like a special snowflake.

>>36858784
not really. you don't eat bones. it's just bread and not eating it is a waste